this is, the daily star. litzer prize winning star winning story has the daily star got monday? winning story has the daily star got heavy monday? winning story has the daily star got heavy stuff.)nday? winning story has the daily star got heavy stuff. so, ay? winning story has the daily star got heavy stuff. so, elvis fans >> heavy stuff. so, elvis fans are all spooked up. king of rock and roll, haunting las vegas. so this a scientific study this is a scientific study that has come out showing that has just come out showing that the ghost of elvis haunts one of the ghost of elvis haunts one of the hotels where he famously, he died the toilet. there was died on the toilet. there was that was that didn't die that was that he didn't die there. in graceland. there. he died in graceland. >> graceland . so? >> jarang graceland. so? >> jarang graceland. so? >> so tell me this, because a lot people i understand, lot of people i understand, you know, love elvis and they know, they love elvis and they want him alive. w

yeah let's daily then let's do the daily star then adam there. >> daily star with the >> the daily starar with the headline never mind plumbers families putting out for families are putting out ads for devil banishers. so yeah, this is the idea there has been is the idea that there has been a 60% increase people putting a 60% increase in people putting out exorcists . i out ads looking for exorcists. i think this is a particularly funny love the idea funny story. i love the idea that you can just hire an exorcist today. like i wonder what their rates are. do they charge more over easter? is a particular holy holiday. yeah, i don't know. i'm very i couldn't find the full story in terms of seeing where this is being. i imagine this would be probably more yorkshire , i more prevalent in yorkshire, i think, where the highest, sightings of are found . sightings of ghosts are found. yeah, i don't know. i think you should be. i feel like you've probably been exercised once or twice. >> i am. well exercise is another word. yeah, that's that's i've never that that's a i've never used that word .

haven't rain before in this. >> this is this is the daily star. boffins right the story. it's right in the story. yes. it's important to remember that. yeah. but this, this yeah. and this. but this, this is old storm. it's 400 is not an old storm. it's 400 miles long. don't how miles long. i don't know how they're measuring that's they're measuring it. that's a hell a tape. and, it's going hell of a tape. and, it's going to us, which means to come from the us, which means it's going to be really fat, loud. >> ell-- >> so it's not just the length, but you're but the girth that you're worried about . worried about. >> it's gonna be girth is important. she said. >> okay. well that's it >> yeah. okay. well that's it for one. coming up. we've for part one. coming up. we've got warpath . the got trump on the warpath. the irish to migrant camps irish solution to migrant camps and on labour. you welcome back to headliners with me, leo kearse and the people's game and paul cox and the croydon massive . adam coombes croydon massive. adam coombes kicking thi

and finally, the daily star . apparently fry ups daily star.tud muffins. that's all we've got time for. thanks ever so much to my guests scott capurro and nick dixon of course, we are going to be back tomorrow at 11:00 with some other comedians who i can't remember at the moment. and by the way, you're watching the way, if you're watching the 5 am, repeat, please do stick around now time for breakfast. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers sponsors of weather on . gb news. on. gb news. >> hi there! welcome to the latest gb news forecast from the met office. yeah, there was some warm sunny spells during wednesday, but for many over the next 24 hours it is going to be cloudy with an increased chance of showers developing through thursday . we've got high thursday. we've got high pressure to the east that's bringing a of cloud into bringing a lot of low cloud into eastern parts. we keep the clear spells the south spells overnight in the south and the west, where we do have the spells. there'll be the clear spells. there'll be such a and so

this is someone at daily star? is someone at the daily star? yeah.ecause eats become famous because she eats lots of mayonnaise, and she puts it things like curries and it on things like curries and porridge. what do you make of that? do you have any feeling about personally , i about this? uh, personally, i think that would be very, very bad for the bowel. >> much. uh mayonnaise. >> too much. uh mayonnaise. >> too much. uh mayonnaise. >> that's probably right. um, but become famous for this but she's become famous for this . i don't know if people . i mean, i don't know if people can is a photograph of can see there is a photograph of the mayonnaise the woman kissing a mayonnaise bottle. it is the bottle. and there it is on the full that's she's. full screen. that's why she's. that's why she's famous. so we're just creating celebrities out no out of nothing. louis. for no good tiktok isn't it? good reason. tiktok isn't it? >> is that it is? >> it's the. is that what it is? yeah yeah. well, that's probably full of sugar. that product that she's yes.

finally let's end on the daily star.daily star actually got a significant story this this week. it's, this tonight. sorry. it's dumbos . and it's a. it's dumbos. and it's a. botswana threatens to send over 10,000 elephants to live in london's hyde park. and the daily star, for one, says bring it on. but it's actually quite an important story cause it's about hunting trophies. about the hunting trophies. prohibition bill, which sort of sounds good if you're sort of against trophy hunting . but the against trophy hunting. but the problem if you like problem is, if you like elephants. the problem problem is, if you like el it hants. the problem problem is, if you like el it could the problem problem is, if you like elit could lead the problem problem is, if you like elit could lead to the problem problem is, if you like elit could lead to loss problem problem is, if you like el it could lead to loss of oblem is it could lead to loss of habitat. it could lead to poaching. going to lead poaching. it's going to lead to african

daily star have claimed. yes.ch other way back then. they boat and the they found a boat and the interesting of this story they found a boat and the in'thatting of this story they found a boat and the in'thatting actually,is story they found a boat and the in'thatting actually,is stnot is that they actually, it's not that new bone. that they found a new bone. they've going back they've started going back through and then through the old bones, and then they kind of a they found this kind of bite, a bite the bone . bite mark on the bone. >> fine. >> fine. >> also a cut mark that >> but also a cut mark that suggests that this compares to other to animals. and it's sort of very fleshy part of the leg . of very fleshy part of the leg. >> okay, leo. cannibalism. any thoughts ? yeah. thoughts? yeah. >> this in tribal >> we've seen this in tribal societies where they they eat the, the heart and they eat parts of the, um , opponent parts of the, um, opponent opponents. um body because they think it gets you get the spirit

wasn't funn uri geller is|e daily star. in there in the end. in there in the end. wasn't funn uri geller is furious with and uri geller is furious with the pentagon, though they didn't realise checked their realise until they checked their cutlery drawer. paul come on, you're here go. we >> yeah. come on. here we go. we need in here. not need some drums in here. not a uri or uri geller, says , uri geller or uri geller, says, pentagon's is a is pentagon's ufo report is a is right . okay. steaming bull poo right. okay. steaming bull poo and he and he has seen aliens. so geller is now 77. unbelievably, said he was absolutely quivering and fuming with anger. steve, at what he said was a us government cover up of ufos. and you're like, you say, i can't imagine there was a straight spoon in the house that night. >> he knows how he does it. still and also no one knows how he knows so many high level people. he's like, yeah, i'm best friends with michael jackson netanyahu. jackson and benjamin netanyahu. apparently it's because he's jackson and benjami

so let's finish on this the daily star this shocker in the daily star on sunday.horror show >> yes, the rocky horror show this is about people. they did a survey, guess. i don't know, survey, i guess. i don't know, we don't have the full information do they information boffins do when they start . and they said start boffins. and they said that of three british that one out of three british people change socks people do not change their socks once week for a year. no, you once a week for a year. no, you didn't listen once a week, but 2 million, which is about 1 didn't listen once a week, but 2 million, which is about1 in didn't listen once a week, but 2 million, which is about 1 in 30. don't change their socks for a yeah don't change their socks for a year. and i'm going to say this. you should change your socks. i change my socks every week. but the number one cause of toe fungus is a high carbohydrate diet. there it is . diet. there it is. >> there it is. but i'm surprised. lewis, you're not a sock truther . sorry, i almost sock truther. sorry, i almost got it w

guy, i think this just shows the guy l guy, i think this just shows the guy i mean, this is the daily starar. he's got his his his whatchamacallit is broke and his umbrella. broken umbrella. umbrella, broken spirit and. well, we don't know about that. okay, well, thanks for explaining to the radio listeners that his umbrella is indeed it part one. >> that is it for part one. >> that is it for part one. >> but coming up boring. starmer has danny kruger welcome back to headliners. i'm nick dixon. still here with cressida wetton. and the enigma thatis cressida wetton. and the enigma that is louis schaefer. there he is, looking eye rolling at me even though he knows it's true. let's do the times. and keir starmer us he'll have let's do the times. and keir stémoney us he'll have let's do the times. and keir stémoney in he'll have let's do the times. and keir ste money in public ave no money to invest in public services. to services. so i was supposed to vote purely on charisma vote for him purely on charisma alone. keir starmer tells >> nice. keir starmer tells councils there is no magic money

the daily star joins the gold rush. noidea daily star joins the gold rush. idea what that's about. and those were the front pages. so, leo, let's kick off with the front of the telegraph. >> so according to the government, china and russia are spreading slurs against the princess of wales. senior government figures fear that hostile are behind the hostile states are behind the spread of wild conspiracy theories. and online rumours surrounding the princess's health. i mean, i know at least some of these wild conspiracy theories have come marmots , theories have come from marmots, but apparently china and russia are doing it as well to destabilise british society. i mean, unfortunately for china and russia, we don't have a society in britain anymore . we society in britain anymore. we just have a banal economic platform that people can come and leave as they choose and treat how they want. but yeah, apparently proof of apparently there's proof of bots, they said, they said an analysis of accounts, together that created a meghan markle twitter community found o

and finally, the daily star. i'm being haunted by paul o'grady.ks to guests stephen allen and frances foster. nick dixon will be here tomorrow at 11 pm, with lewis schaffer and cressida wetton. that be fireworks you're that will be fireworks if you're watching a.m, stay tuned watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. otherwise, thank you much for your company you very much for your company this wish very this evening. i wish you a very pleasant night. good night. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers , sponsors of boxt boilers, sponsors of weather on . gb news evening. weather on. gb news evening. >> welcome to your latest weather update from the met office for gb news. the weather continues to throw pretty much everything at us. further heavy downpours tomorrow. snow in places and some gusty winds along south coast thanks to along the south coast thanks to this area of low pressure, bands of showers have spread of showers have been spread across the country throughout the past 24 hours or so, and another one spreading north. tonight wil

the daily star squirting snot up your conk could cure hay fever.e for. my thanks to leo kearse and steve allen's andrew doyle will be here tomorrow with nick dixon and scott capurro. if you're watching at a.m, stay tuned watching at 5 am, stay tuned for otherwise good for breakfast. otherwise good night . night. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers sponsors of weather on . gb news. on. gb news. >> good evening. welcome to your latest weather update from the met office for gb news showers today , but they are fading away today, but they are fading away and most will have a dry night a little bit of fog and frost likely in the south—west. low pressure is out in the atlantic . pressure is out in the atlantic. it tries move in, but it's it tries to move in, but it's getting and by a getting blocked and stopped by a big high pressure . that big area of high pressure. that is dominant feature and it is the dominant feature and it is the dominant feature and it is allowing a bit more cloud to drift the east. we've seen drift into the east. we've

the daily star, the big mac daddy , those are your big mac daddy, those are your front pages . try and make front pages. let's try and make some sense of all that to the guardian. josh, their front page. >> so, uh , it's the week of the >> so, uh, it's the week of the budget. get ready for lots of stories about the budget. budget all week long. >> this is the moment the tories have been waiting for. >> this is when they're going to win back the country and give us all tax cuts. and all all tax cuts. and we're all going to be and we're going to be flush. and we're like, give one like, oh, let's give him one more on that. yeah, more chance on that. so yeah, budget plan risks forcing uk into second lost decade. hunt warn i'm glad they said the second lost decade because just to remind you, there's been a lost decade already. here's come in another one. uh so yeah jeremy hunt he was out on all the on sunday. all the talk shows . he was basically sort of shows. he was basically sort of pooh any tax. he's like, shows. he was basically sort of poo a any tax. he's like, shows. he was b

and the daily star has a sombre tribute from his co—star simon king who says his best friend is on a with more from the rochdale by election, but first let's get a check on the weather with elizabeth rizzini. hello there. well, february was mild on the whole, and it was also very wet for many of us, particularly across parts of east anglia, where some spots saw as much as three times the average february rainfall. now, as we head into march and the start of the meteorological spring, well, it's all about to turn colder. there'll be some frosty nights and the possibility of some of that rain, the showers turn into snow over the higher ground. now, mostly any snow will be over 200 metres elevation. so that does include the high ground of northern ireland, the welsh mountains, the pennines and the cumbrian fells. and some of that rain and snow will be pushing towards the southern uplands as we head towards the end of the day where the snow levels could start to drop a little bit. but there will be a lot of heavy rain as we head through the morning across england, wales and northern irel

promise the daily star brilliant stuff . listen, i've got some stuff.n that, because we were just discussing whether mental health has become a cult, an industry. this from jess. hi, mark. after struggling with mental health issues for decades, i've only recently found out the reason why and that was from private that was from a private diagnosis. my gp only prescribed countless antidepressants which address the symptoms, not the cause. now i'm unable to work and sadly rely on benefits. the mental system in this mental health system in this country appalling and needs country is appalling and needs a complete overhaul. love. the show jess. jess, thank you show says jess. jess, thank you for that and my heart goes out to for what you're going to you for what you're going through. bridget. mark. too through. bridget. hi mark. too many people have never many young people have never been resilience. been taught resilience. they've been taught resilience. they've been all through been mollycoddled all through the school years, sarah says , the school years,

finally let's go to the daily star. sloshed in space. beam me up, scotty. that sounds fun.at, so basically, nasa has found vital molecules of booze in the solar system. now scientists call it booze, right ? well, it's ethanol, okay? right? well, it's ethanol, okay? it's ethanol. so essentially, you would be able to make a cocktail in space. apparently, there's a huge this is true nebula. or allegedly, i have to say that for this , it's like a say that for this, it's like a huge gel for ofcom. yeah, yeah, there's a nebula cloud in space that apparently tastes exactly like cherry liqueur because it's got the certain, like elements in it actually yeah now, i in it actually does. yeah now, i don't have the name of rubbish. no, it's it very no, no. it's real. it looks very sceptical. thin. sceptical. it looks thin. >> you're >> but imagine you're an alcoholic and you're alcoholic astronaut and you're like, finally i'm going to get away. and then you're up in space it's you know, away. and then you're up in spa all it's you know, away. and then you're up in spa all aldrin. you kn

daily star sunday.is a fantastic >> yeah, this is a fantastic story, i haven't read, but story, which i haven't read, but that why why, why friends . and that why why, why friends. and it's a picture of a skinny guy, the last skinny in this the last skinny guy in this country. he probably has type the last skinny guy in this courdiabetes,'obably has type the last skinny guy in this courdiabetes, yomly has type the last skinny guy in this courdiabetes, you canias type the last skinny guy in this courdiabetes, you canias tyand one diabetes, you can tell. and it says is for lovers and there's a and so your mind is thinking, well, why are y—front better lovers? because people, men who wear too tight pants, they probably have low testosterone and they might be gay, so they're probably bad lovers. >> why would that? but this says that they're the hottest lovers . that they're the hottest lovers. they're the hottest words, not mine. >> what do you think? what do you kind i'll you you think? kind of. i'll ask y

daily star keep your filthy hands off our sausage. i'm talking about lewis and rose.et's kick off with the guardian. paul. >> seriously? seriously you cannot make me laugh before i start doing the front pages. >> us to build port onshore of gaza to allow aid delivery . so gaza to allow aid delivery. so this is us forces josh to build a temporary port on the gaza shoreline to allow delivery of humanitarian aid. and this is largely because they can't access via israel, or at least that's what they're saying. and i've got a question for you two actually, particularly you, josh, because it feels to me as if the us are actively working for and against israel at the same now. no, same time now. no, no. >> look , no one should be >> look, no one should be starving. but the issue here is you they can't it you said they can't do it via access via israel. problem access via israel. the problem is not there's actually a surplus of space and more food is going in than before october 7th. the problem is on the other side, where hamas and unrwa, who are basically part of the un, bu