. covered of the daily star. bit of this the other night about the moon. there's a lot of obsession but obsession about the moon, but you daily star will you know, the daily star will always a story if they have always run a story if they have an to the word an excuse to use the word boffin. exactly. it uses the boffin. exactly. and it uses the word the second word boffins in the second paragraph what paragraph of this story. what are saying, well, are the boffins saying, well, they're what time they're leading with what time is moon? well, that's is it on the moon? well, that's what daily saying. what the daily star is saying. but is actually a really but this is actually a really kind interesting, quirky kind of interesting, quirky story. sent a story. so the white house sent a request to the space agency, nasa, come up with request to the space agency, n new come up with request to the space agency, n new time come up with request to the space agency, n new time for come up with request to the space agency, n

and finally, the daily star has greasy fry ups will turn us into zombies. and those were front pages. and let's have a closer look at those front pages, starting with the guardian. lewis. >> yes, labour pledges to nationalise rail network within five years. this is in the guardian . and i guess that's. guardian. and i guess that's. i don't know how this is news, because it hasn't happened yet. i guess it's news because they're saying what they're saying. >> it's going to happen within five years. >> within within five years, like the same way we're going to get, you know, people shipped to rwanda. but do you but do you think it's a good idea to nationalise the rail network? it is a good idea. and one of the major complaints is, is no internet, right? this is this is what they're complaining. this is what this woman seriously, one of the major complaints. it says it right here. it says it says it right here. it says it says it's tethered to your phone. >> i mean, not that i'm somebody to give out, you know, internet advice, paul. >> no, but i mean, the i, i

and finally, the daily star , as and finally, the daily star, as even and finally, the daily star, asver, go a little off piste with plucky star lettuce is part of evil london elite. well, there we are. those we are front pages. so, starting with the times. leo. so this is angela raynen times. leo. so this is angela rayner, the police investigate multiple allegations now. so the police investigation into angela rayneris police investigation into angela rayner is examining multiple allegations and is not limited to potential electoral law offences. apparently, she was also running a crack den in manchester and she shot harambee. no, that's a little joke there. just in case her lawyer, which one of the two was the joke? >> so . oh, good. >> so. oh, good. >> so. oh, good. >> so, but yeah, there's, they've apparently a dozen police officers are working on it, which shows that there must not be much crime in manchester anymore. >> if this is the priority, somebody, you know, possibly, potentially diddling a couple of grand off. i mean, some of the issues that she's facing are possibly capi

this is, the daily star. nning story has the daily star got monday? winning story has the daily star got heavy monday? winning story has the daily star got heavy stuff.)nday? winning story has the daily star got heavy stuff. so, ay? winning story has the daily star got heavy stuff. so, elvis fans >> heavy stuff. so, elvis fans are all spooked up. king of rock and roll, haunting las vegas. so this a scientific study this is a scientific study that has come out showing that has just come out showing that the ghost of elvis haunts one of the ghost of elvis haunts one of the hotels where he famously, he died the toilet. there was died on the toilet. there was that was that didn't die that was that he didn't die there. in graceland. there. he died in graceland. >> graceland . so? >> jarang graceland. so? >> jarang graceland. so? >> so tell me this, because a lot people i understand, lot of people i understand, you know, love elvis and they know, they love elvis and they want him alive. want him to be alive. >> aliv

and finally the daily star. creepy jez i'll kill il 18 billion slugs. >> well , those were front pages >> well, those were front pages. so kicking off the in—depth look into tuesday's front pages with the metro chris up the metro, you've only got yourself to blame . blame. >> you see what they did? cunning, cunning snp crisis as leader quits in tears. i don't know if you've watched the footage, i imagine you have, but i've watched the 30s i couldn't, i've watched the 30s i couldn't, i haven't managed to see the whole thing. >> well. >> well. >> the tears are very there are high standard of politicians tears. we used to sturgeon's hancock had a go a while ago. >> theresa theresa may. that single word. yeah. >> yeah absolutely. very good standard of tier three. >> i love. yeah, yeah it was. yeah it was i watched the whole 8.5 minutes or whatever it was. yeah. he should he really be crying though in a public platform like that as a man, as a man. >> no. and also as an utter failure. and you know, just like not some

the daily star , which is lewis?ily star, which is actually an amazing paper that from the cover , i wouldn't want from the cover, i wouldn't want to read it, but you open it up. i actually there's a there's a copy outside and it's just so brilliant. it says, oompa—loompa take off the jumpers, the jumpers 21 c plume from germany is there some warm weather from germany? but it didn't just come from germany, it came from somewhere else. it doesn't work that way. we can send it back legally. it says it's going to be warm because it's 21 degrees in germany, but 21 degrees is only 70 f. >> yeah, it's not warm warm. it's not warm warm, but it's been very cold. >> cold , cold. it has been cold. >> cold, cold. it has been cold. i was just in i was just in, in folkestone . yeah. and hythe. and folkestone. yeah. and hythe. and it was really my friends, the people who saw me down there. and it was cold. good anecdote. i mean, not only we were hoping for, but still nevertheless, we'll take it. we'll go. i mean, leo, anything to

okay, steamy in here, okay, a bit steamy in here, let's to the daily star now. let's go to the daily course, the daily star always runs stories. runs with bizarre stories. scott. this today scott. yeah, and this today is no exception. >> looking for the >> they're looking for the magical that magical excalibur sword, that king arthur's legend said existed. no one. sure, if it did, but if it did, this program called weird britain says there are several possibilities for locations . locations. >> but this is just an advert for that show, isn't it? i guess it's so weird. it's not it's just so weird. it's not the daily to find the daily star trying to find the excalibur. being paid excalibur. they're being paid for this. >> i also that a lot of >> i also think that a lot of people lot, yes. people are online. a lot, yes. and they think they know everything. >> well, let's let's be honest. >> well, let's let's be honest. >> but it is fun looking for treasure. >> sure, it didn't exist. >> sure, it didn't exist. >> we do it on this show all the time. >> let's be honest. >> let's be honest. >

so the daily star has a goal. >> yeah. so the daily star has a goal . birds deserve goal. charismatic birds deserve our respect. that's a that's the boss. but the star put it. boss, come to the fence of psycho knickers and it's pure. >> it's pure psycho . nick. >> it's pure psycho. nick. >> it's pure psycho. nick. >> nick, i know, and it's pure star. daily star bingo. because i know them so well. now i know that boss means boss. and i know that boss means boss. and i know that psychos means seagulls, weirdly. and especially chip knickers. weirdly. and especially chip knickersthat the university of arguing that the university of sussex. saying we sussex. so it's a lib saying we need used to them and need to get used to them and live with them, know, very live with them, you know, a very liberal actually acting live with them, you know, a very liberclever actually acting live with them, you know, a very liberclever ways. .ly acting live with them, you know, a very liberclever ways. but acting very clever ways. but you and i know that psycho . know that the

can we quickly fit in the daily star lewis daily star we want to cover this seagull thing, apparentlyhe daily star. i wish i read it, but the psycho psycho seagull. any of the stories? psycho. seagull. i don't have to read the stories, but i got to where you are. this is why you're my favourite people on. yeah. personality. yeah. the lubricant between yeah. i'm the lubricant between reality and non—sequiturs. gone. then to then psycho seagull tried to peck off my pecker. nature naturist, which is another word for nudist fleas. feathered terrorism. bird was trying to pick at his, his. i don't even know what i can use. we're on the tv . what word can i use? the tv. what word can i use? genitalia. can you say the will? no, no. i've heard people say on here, but it's better not to, because, you know, your job's on jeopardy all the time. maybe when say it. yeah, you jeopardy all the time. maybe wheit say it. yeah, you jeopardy all the time. maybe wheit sounds yeah, you jeopardy all the time. maybe wheit sounds like h, you jeopardy all the time. maybe wheit sounds like leo, you jeopardy all

the daily mirror has together for steven and the daily star has rain . for steven and the daily stary star has rain . rain goes away and has rain. rain goes away and those were your front pages . those were your front pages. that's it for tonight's show. thanks to my guests josh howie and paul cox. tomorrow, simon evans will be here with louis schaffer and nick dixon, obviously we missed louis tonight. and if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned. i haven't for breakfast. good night. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boiler airs sponsors of weather on . gb news. weather on. gb news. >> good evening. welcome to your latest gb news weather from the met office. so after a drier end to the weekend, for many of us today, it looks like change is on the way. an area of low pressure situated out to the north of the uk brings some weak frontal systems that will slowly sink their way southwards, particularly of particularly into the start of the working week. that the new working week. and that area pressure seen area of high pressure we've seen pushes so cloudy end to northwest. so a cloudy

louis. >> yeah, god bless the daily star. haven't had our star. this is like, weather story, but this is this a point to start this is a weather point to start the show with a weather story. >> don't if you remember. >> i don't know if you remember. oh yeah. >> gm- em- em— >> didn't we. well, it's been such long time anyway, mexican such a long time anyway, mexican drug cartels stealing drug cartels are stealing women's military women's undie in military style raids . and this is the daily raids. and this is the daily star, which is, which is ridiculous , because it's not ridiculous, because it's not saying that that that they're saying that that that they're saying that that that they're saying that there's a there's a truckload of ladies underwear and we're going to capture it. no, this is just this sinaloa and the jalisco new generation cartels in mexico. they're hijacking every truck, every truck, and some of those trucks . truck, and some of those trucks. >> can i just say really quickly, drugs and women's underwear. a lot in common. you will

yeah, yeah. >> stan just >> lewis is the daily star. , this is. >> yeah, this is, this is. experts men to to, do. we experts urge men to to, do. we have to we have to discuss this to ejaculate 21 times a month. for the sake of truth, this is one of those stories that is complete and utter rubbish. it's done by harvard university, which used to be the most prestigious school in america and one of the most in the world. and can't trust it. world. and you can't trust it. you trust harvard you can't trust harvard university. says university. it basically says they they analyse university. it basically says tilot they analyse university. it basically says tilot of they analyse university. it basically says tilot of people they analyse university. it basically says tilot of people , they analyse university. it basically says tilot of people , and hey analyse university. it basically says tilot of people , and theyinalyse university. it basically says tilot of people , and they found; a lot of people, and they found out that men who that men w

and finally the daily star , finally the daily star, britain's hardest surina sehgal. do have time for. thank you to my guest, nicholas de santo and nick dixon. i'll be back tomorrow at 11 pm. with stephen allen and scott capurro. it'll be a bundle of laughs if you're watching at 5 am. stay tuned for breakfast. otherwise thank you. good night. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers sponsors of weather on gb news. >> hello. good evening. welcome to your latest gb news weather update. looking ahead to tomorrow, it's going to be a much drier and sunnier day for many of us, but there will be some rain, particularly across the southeast. that's due to this weather front that's still making its way southwards. much of the rain will tend to fade away throughout this evening, but there will be a real legacy of cloud left behind . so quite of cloud left behind. so quite a murky evening for central areas of england, parts of wales , the of england, parts of wales, the south coast as well. we can see some drizzly rain for a time this evening. there's also a risk of some fo

the daily star finally they have gone off peace.jong un's favourite imperialist launches war on slugs. those we are from pages . slugs. those we are from pages. so, steve, as heraclitus said in one of his famous fragments, war is father of all things and king of all things. he renders some gods , others men. he makes some gods, others men. he makes some slaves, others free. well, the cleansing fire of war is upon us all. seems that way. >> and do you know who to thank? the daily mail. >> and do you know who to thank? the daily mail . okay. victory the daily mail. okay. victory for mail campaign is how they go with it. it's a victory for them because they a while ago said you know what? you should spend more on war. and now rishi is doing they go, well, clearly it's just because of the daily mail. there's no other factor that might have led to this becoming a political outcome. but the headline biggest boost for defence in a generation, they the 75 billion is going to be the new spending. it says a boost to combat russia iran and chi

not the best situation in albion, as the daily star reports, one in seven britons dry out tea bags son be used more than once. also, a third of respondents now cut their own hair, so as not to spend money on hairdressers. they save on dinner and on cleaning supplies. freedom of speech in french: the country's intelligence services initiated an investigation against five local journalists. the reason was the publication about the closure of a hospital in the city of horace due to bedbugs, they say the reporters used statements in the materials that fueling a national panic over insects. local telegram channels write about this. previously, many french politicians stated that the problem of bedbugs in the megalopolis was artificially inflated. social media, to which they received thousands of photographs from angry parisians. the security of the state must be maintained and improved constantly, the commander of the forces of the northwestern operational command stated this the day before during a brigade tactical exercise; this is the final stage of testing combat readiness. to accordin

and finally, the daily star brew brouhaha . the daily star brew brouhaha. are reusing their teabags. apparently those were you front pages . are we going to you front pages. are we going to kick off this in—depth look into thursday's papers with the daily mail? and steve has the details? >> yeah, i mean, they do say confessions of sex addict is confessions of a sex addict is in female magazine. think in the female magazine. i think that boasts, but the that they mean boasts, but the main is china is main front page is china is flooding britain with fake stamps. the article. stamps. it's in the article. it's called economic warfare. wow. now there's a factory in china. it's copying our stamps, selling them for about £0.04 each. if royal mail finds that it will, they charge the recipient £5. mean, this is recipient £5. i mean, this is bad , but economic warfare, i bad, but economic warfare, i mean, if you're a nation that can brought down by some can be brought down by some dodgy stamps, you you dodgy stamps, you deserve, you know, china if know, well done. c

finally, the daily star press . have they a boffin? >> fridges are snitches.y haven't got a boffin. but i bet were some boffins that bet there were some boffins that went they're talking went into this. they're talking about got some about fridges that have got some kind camera equipment that kind of camera equipment that spies this spies on you, i mean, is this for shared for people in shared accommodation , i guess i don't accommodation, i guess i don't know who stole the milk. let's look the footage. probably look at the footage. probably lewis. chauffeur. lewis. lewis chauffeur. >> trying to lose >> oh, just trying to lose weight, i it would weight, maybe. i mean, it would be be able to be quite useful to be able to say. did you. oh really? oh. say. oh, did you. oh really? oh. so i wonder who did have it then. and then , yeah. be able to then. and then, yeah. be able to run the footage. i would quite enjoy that. >> yeah, but you never win a marital row with facts and evidence. the worst. the last thing you could do is google for the right answer, that's th

the i sign nda to sea charges new build, build owners told and the daily star., that was sausage dodgy well, that was your show for tonight. thank you very much. to my guests cressida and paul. headline is back tomorrow at 11. if you're watching at five in morning, watching at five in the morning, then tuned yourself to then stay tuned for yourself to enjoy breakfast. that's enjoy breakfast. but that's it for until next time, for good night. until next time, have good one. have a good one. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers sponsors of weather on gb news. >> hello! here's your latest weather update from the met office. we hold on to rather unsettled weather across the uk dunng unsettled weather across the uk during the week ahead. further spells most areas and spells of rain in most areas and often quite windy to storm. kathleen started away kathleen started to move away towards the north and northeast of the uk now, but notice low pressure gathering once again towards southwest it's towards the southwest and it's this further wet this that will bring