the metro out to lunch and finally the daily star sarnie short of a picnic. kerry. hello.ou have a tie on. you're looking attractive. congratulations. merry christmas. what's the mail going with? what are you after? what are you after? what are you trying to get out of me? what do you want? >> will you give me like this before? >> will you give me a lift home? >> will you give me a lift home? >> okay. >> okay. >> yes. >> yes. >> it starts with a big thing at the top that says extreme treatments that really are stopping me. and in big letters, going bald. even though my wife doesn't care, which i'm not going to talk about at all. but i thought you might. >> i hate bald people. >> i hate bald people. >> yes. there you go. okay, so moving on. and also, there's a picture of sienna miller. she's an actress and she's wearing a bow tie, which gets front page news apparently these days. >> is she they them? i don't know. i don't know much about she really now just because she's wearing a bow tie. so that's the rules? >> no, she's on the front cover so they can use the pun and say

spying on us more than ever, with air fryers now recording conversations and the daily star has butty botherer give sarnies chance. those were your front pages. okay, so let's have a closer look at these. leo. let's start with the daily mail. >> so the daily mail has andrew. they're talking about prince andrew one day possibly king andrew. andrew is known china spy andrew. andrew is known china spy for ten years. the duke met this china spy in 2012 and only dropped him as a friend after he was rumbled. this. i sort of feel like we've been here before, but with paedophilia instead of spying for china. so, you know, prince andrew was friends with jeffrey epstein and then, you know, dropped him when he, you know, discovered that the girls he'd been partying with at the island were, in fact. >> well, i think at this stage, don't we have to.7 the guy is accused of spying, isn't he.7 i don't accused of spying, isn't he? i don't think that part is certain. is it? >> oh, yeah. they've got it. they've got it in quotation marks. so, you know, when they say china spy, it might not be a china spy, but he's being he's