now they are attacking daisy duke.ç folks, we we cannot let theç in people suffer align.t's time to take a stand. -- suffer alone. it is time to take a stand. [cheers and applause] how you like the tate of this you ahmedini-shorts? embrace the western value of short shorts. who knows the ayatollah might be a lot less angry if he got some usair down there. [laughter] nation, every day our economy sinks further to what could be called a double dip recession. it's great news because it's going to be blamed on barack obama. >> suddenly barack obama looks more vulnerable than he did a few months ago. >> president obama is a one term president. >> the republicans if they play this right, they could run lassie and win. >> even lassie could beat obama. she would never get the republican nomination. helping timmy out of that well is socialism. there's still a few hurdles to clear before we get our country back from the people we voted for. see, obama owns the youth vote. the only way kid kozlov him more is if he were a skate park. the g.o.p. brand is about as popular with kidses a

that maybe our american education system wouldn't be in so much trouble if our teachers wore more daisy dukeset's not corrupt the children. >> i give this one a 1600 on the s.a.t.s which stands for slutt , alcoholic teacher, so i give it an a. there are a lot of good ones out this week. >> all right, we had fun with those. thumbs up on one, thumbs down on the other. >> you too, bye. >>> all right, so now, you have seen the pictures. a bloody, brutal, we're talking real life now, three-month long government crackdown on protesters in syria and until now, no media allowed inside, that has changed. cnn's own is reporting from inside syria with an exclusive interview with a top ranking official there. but first tom foreman reports in today's building up america segment. >> on the shipping line, the slap watches are running fast, out the door all day every day. another trendy hit for business partners, jim howard and lori montague. >> you try to get your arms around it. >> and we have 300 people at a time working here in our distribution center. >> their small company is making huge waves in the c