dale watson. and music from james bay. with cleto and the cletones. and now, hunker down, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: llo, everyone. very nice. hello, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. well, friends, we are in austin, texas, at the long center, amid a sea of cheers. oh, man. that's very kind. i appreciate that. by the way, do you like our neon sign? [ cheers and applause ] you know, we stole them, all of them were stolen. how we doing in l.a., we want something, we just take it, simple as that. i've been here in texas since friday night. i've been away from l.a. five days. i've already forgotten what kale tastes like. i eat my vegetables tried now as god intended. [ cheers and applause ] i have now consumed everything your city has to offer. my body is dangerously close to no longer being considered a temple. this is how i know i have a problem. last night when asked if i wanted sparkling or flat water i said, bring me a glass of queso. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] cheese, for those who don't

dale watson. and music from james bay. with cleto and the cletones.jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, everyone.

dale watson. and music from james bay. with cleto and the cletones.e's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, everyone.

dale watson. and music from james bay. with cleto and the cletones. now, hunker down, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, every

our guests include the quarterback from the dallas cowboys tony romo, dale watson, james bay, willieknd. norman reedus, melissa mcbride and steven yuen from "the walking dead." hannibal buress, bill murray and kanye west will walk among us. [cheers and applause] you know, we did something to our audience last night. a little freak and a souvenir we call a guillermo it's like flat stanley. this guy posted him in front of the cannon, which is a good spot. this is a good one, i brought guillermo home to hang out with oprah. here's one, not my room key, but here he is. guillermo in austin. here's one that i really like. this is a leprechaun. here we go. you sure can you handle another one of these so soon? you're literally tipsy, here, guillermo in austin. here's another on the same theme. there's guillermo as i expect he will eventually perish with his head in a giant shot of tequila. that is guillermo's doppelganger. guy took a picture of his wife in the shower with guillermo. and this is very sweet. this is how these women went to bed, with vision of guillermos dransi dancing in their