so keep johnson's attention focused in the immediate vicinity of dalton. mcpherson's army then would march west -- south and west of rocky face ridge. and you can see on the map up here, again, in the upper left-hand corner, the movements of the three armies. or you can look on your map there. mcpherson was to march 12 miles south of dalton, but west of rocky face ridge, cross through a narrow passage called snake creek gap. and come out on the eastern side of this ridge line. and then break johnson's supply line, the western and atlantic railroad in the vicinity of dalton. the western atlantic is the supply line for both armies during the atlanta campaign. it was a railroad that stretched from chattanooga, which is in the far upper left-hand corner of your map to atlanta, which is in the bottom center of your map. so both armies are relying on the western and atlantic. it was a good plan. it was a very good plan. and initially, it unfolded just as sherman hoped it would. on may the 8th, the thomas' troops and skofield at rocky face ridge. mcpherson gets t

so keep johnson's attention focused in the immediate vicinity of dalton. mcpherson's army then would march west -- south and west of rocky face ridge. and you can see on the map up here, again, in the upper left-hand corner, the movements of the three armies. or you can look on your map there. mcpherson was to march 12 miles south of dalton, but west of rocky face ridge, cross through a narrow passage called snake creek gap. and come out on the eastern side of this ridge line. and then break johnson's supply line, the western and atlantic railroad in the vicinity of dalton. the western atlantic is the supply line for both armies during the atlanta campaievpñr it was a railroad that stretched from chattanooga, which is in the far upper left-hand corner of your map to atlanta, which is in the bottom center of your map. so both armies are relying on the western and atlantic.myÑi it was a good plan. it was a very good plan. and initially, it unfolded just as sherman hoped it would. on may the 8th, the thomas' troops and schofield demonstrated against rocky fac

one of his troops from the dalton vicinity comes back up. lost an enormous opportunity to strike a crippling blow at the confederates. sherman realized this and he wrote to mcpherson, "i regret beyond measure that you did not break the railroad here cohere realized it was an enormous opportunity. on may -- break the railroad." 14, an enormous battle was fought. both armies are fortified their. constructing laud and dirt works whenever they halt for any appreciable time. tactically then, the two-day battle is a draw, but at the operational level, sherman scores a great victory by at ang across the river y site.ite -- ferr and he forces johnson to retreat. johnson retreats and you can look in the middle of your map .ow he retreats down to the vicinity of a small town where he hopes to lay a trap for sherman. the rogue network is such that sherman ends up dividing his army as they marched south, and johnson's plan was to strike one of the wings of sherman's army as a marched south. unfortunately for johnson, john bell hood, who has been ordered

so keep johnson's attention focused in the immediate vicinity of dalton. mcpherson's army then would march west -- south and west of rocky face ridge. and you can see on the map up here, again, in the upper left-hand corner, the movements of the three armies. or you can look on your map there. mcpherson was to march 12 miles south of dalton, but west of rocky face ridge, cross through a narrow passage called snake creek gap. and come out on the eastern side of this ridge line. and then break johnson's supply line, the western and atlantic railroad in the vicinity of dalton. the western atlantic is the supply line for both armies during the atlanta campaign. it was a railroad that stretched from chattanooga, which is in the far upper left-hand corner of your map to atlanta, which is in the bottom center of your map. so both armies are relying on the western and atlantic. it was a good plan. it was a very good plan. and initially, it unfolded just as sherman hoped it would. on may the 8th, the thomas' troops and skofield at rocky face ridge. mcpherson gets t

and then break johnson's supply line in the vicinity of dalton.there was a railroad to atlanta, which is in the bottom center of your map. so both armies are relying on the western atlantic. it was a good plan. it was a very good plan. and, initially, it unfolded just as they hoped it would. mcpherson gets his march down. the confederates have left unguarded. they've been there all winter. and one of johnson's -- one of the criticisms you can level at johnson is that even though he had been and camped around dalton for many momentnths, he hadn't really studied the geography around the town. johnson's men are able to march through without a fight. and then, when they come out of the eastern end of the gap, very short distance in front of them is the western and atlantic. they see some earth works, though, around the small town of versack. it was a terrible mistake on the part of the federals. mcpherson becomes worried. he's also worried if he continues advancing toward the railroad, that confederates might march down from dalton and strike him in t

dalton played for the phillies in 1983 and from 195 to 1997.at citizens bank park to help celebrate alumni weekend. >> prayers with him. >>> brave little girl bitten by a shark while visiting the shore. how witnesses jumped in to save her and how she's doing, thanks to them. >>> if you use facebook why the the fine print on the new facebook messenger app might make you think about down loading it, once or twice. >>> welcome back on a monday morning, check out this gorgeous super moon. sue, does that mean it will be a super day weather-wise. >> i think we have one more in us before the rain arrives, so if you loved the weekend weather, and who didn't, it was fabulous this weekend, we've got one more today. so let's break it down as we take a look at the the moon and what is ahead with our weather. this morning it is a mild start. a few areas of fog south and east. you can see haze around the moon this morning but generally a good view while it is still dark so look at it yourself in a minute, this afternoon, we will have sun and clouds and you w

dalton has been battling brain cancer since last summer. played for phillies in 1983 and from 1985 to 997. dalton was celebrate ago alumni weekend. >>> charlie manual is part of the phillies wall of fame. he was induct saturday night right before the game against the the mets. they rode out red carpet for charlie and joined by jim bunking, steve carlton and mike schmidt as a group. one of his favorite players jim thome unveiled plaque. manual talk about how honored he is to be part of this but still can't quite figure out all of the admiration. >> i cannot believe, all of the people that hugged me. serious. it is unreal. i stopped sometime, and it sets me back. why would somebody want to do that. i am people hollering at me wanting a hug, hundred yard, 150 yards. charlie, charlie, charlie. they will come up running up and hug me and it is all right, i like it in some ways but i don't understand it. >> i love charlie. he is funny. >> he is a world series champion he is a star. >> group of varsity football players get a break from the grid ir

. >>> during the game, phillies catcher darren dalton had to be taken to the hospital.he was not feeling well. else feeling better after receiving fluids and likely released from the hospital tonight. of course, dalton underwent brain surgery last june and battling cancer. >> football the only thing missing in the philadelphia eagles, a super bowl title. while those are the expect takeses of the present-day eagles they have to fix the mistakes from the preseason game, so they are back to work today. >> e-a-g-l-e-s! >> reporter: 28,000 screaming fans on hand for their open practice at franklin field where they played from 1958 to 1970 and where they won the nfl chip, legends on hand like bill bergie. chip kelly talked to his current players about the past as he tries to build a winner for the future with nick foles. >> we talk about the tradition of what the philadelphia eagles are about, the turnout you have here is awesome. the chance to get out in front of the fans and play in a special place like this. it's awesome to be here. >> it's an amazing stadium, it was an ho

andy dalton, bengals quarterback, his first three years in the league and there's a guy on the right, we'll ask you to figure out who this is. look at this, first three years, same number starts the other guy started every game his first three years, wins very close, tds very close, passer rating almost the same, so who do you think the other guy would be. >> cris: well, because i was in the same meeting you were in i know. >> al: i know. i didn't mean who you thought, i mean you out there. those of you out of state, who do you think? >> cris: okay. >> al: we'll give you the answer in a minute. there will be a door prize as well. third down and nine with six minutes to go in the fourth quarter. bengals five wide and the pass is a little under thrown but coming back to make the catch at 24 even though the cardinals say no is colin lockette, official comes in to say yes. >> cris: boy, jason campbell got his arm hit, just as that ball was thrown and that ball is on the ground. that ball is an incomplete pass. >> al: they don't get it off so we'll have a little challenge here. >> referee:

on may 1st, at and near dalton in northwestern georgia. but there's a fact that in the official records there's a

on may 1st, at and near dalton in northwestern georgia. but there's a fact that in the official records there's a document dated april 30th, the day before, in which johnston himself reported to the confederate government that he had 55,000 men present for duty. i don't know what happened to those 12,000 men on the night of april 30th-may 1st. mass desertion. who knew. maybe the radioactive atomic cloud got there and wiped out 12 thousand of his men. or the question of casualties. johnston had his medical director, johnston lost according to his medical director 9,972 men killed and wounded in his infantry and artillery in may and june. historians have taken that up. and said johnston lost 9,972 men and they ignore those qualifications. killed and wounded. infantry and artillery, may and june. what about prisoners? what about men lost to sickness during the retreat? one time, johnston said he was losing 300 men a day to sickness. what about deserters? hood said johnston lost 22,750 men. you make reasonable estimates for casualties in the c

dalton se escapaba por el medio, luego vendrÍa powell con el disparo se vendÍa para el rival.rca, washington terminÓ con victoria apabullante 14 a 6. ante los tiros de kevin correa, el juego se empataba, lucas duda, no habÍa duda, terminaron con la victoria de marcador de 11 a 3. equipos que se juegan puesto de comodÍn, los cardenales enfrentaban, estaba viendo la pelota al lanzador matensson, terminaron con victoria 7 a 1. nÚmero 19 de la temporada, la pelota se fue del cuadrangular, pedro Álvarez el de santo domingo, republica dominicana, los cerveceros de milwaukee se anotaron en la victoria. puso la pelota en segundo piso del estadio, cuadrangular solitario, esto apenas comenzaba, la pelota se fue al izquierda, los rojos de cincinnati terminaron con la victoria por 5 carrera por tres. Él segundo es para los gigantes de san francisco, a juego y medio estÁn los piratas. nos metemos en la liga norteamericana, george hamilton, no me diga nada seÑora afuera, anotaba mÁs tarde jagüey henry, los atlÉticos ya no sentÍan. le pego en la costura, la pelota se fue de cuadrangular, los

dalton played for phillies in 1983 and from 85 to 1997. dalton was at the ballpark as part of the big celebration. it was as alumni weekend there. sadly he got sick. >> cross our fingers for him. 7:14 is the time. philadelphia may have the biggest sports story of the year. center city's own tany dragons have punched their particular to the little league world series. >> this is so great and now they are heading to williamsport, pennsylvania. fox 29's jennifer joyce is live in south philadelphia where this team practices, jenny? >> reporter: that is right, we are at 18th, and fitzwater. thinks one of their practice fields. we are told they don't have a dedicated home field at this point in time. maybe that will change. they have proven that they tea serve one now that they are heading to the little league world series. >> in a championship game, fast ball on the ground, to second, it will go to short for one, double play. and monet davis and taney little leaguers with the complete game and ticket to williamsport. >> reporter: the final play

hood was claiming that johnston lost 25,000 men between dalton and atlanta.ohnston claimed he only lost 8000 or 9000. it was hard to prove because johnston's chief of staff when all theired, he took records with him and destroy ed them. nobody knows where they are. here is an affidavit from a fellow who knew, a member of johnston's staff, saying he did in fact lose 25,000 troops between dalton and atlanta. this was from eb wade. excuse me. that one was from a man named john smith. that name ought to be easy to remember. here is another one. they lost 25,000, from e.b. wade. this is one of the greatest names. hippolyte oladowski, i think is how you pronounce it, johnston's chief of ordnance. he wrote, saying johnston lost 25,000 men during the campaign. this is a funny letter, from general g.w. smith, commander of the georgia militia during the battle of atlanta. and he wrote a letter to hood. he was an older fellow. it goes on and says, i wonder if old joe, which is johnston, did intend to leave my little band in charge of atlanta as his three corps and caval

andy dalton, bengals quarterback, his first three years in the league and there's a guy on the right, we'll ask you to figure out who this is. look at this, first three years, same number starts the other guy started every game his first three years, wins very close, tds very close, passer rating almost the same, so who do you think the other guy would be. >> cris: well, because i was in the same meeting you were in i know. >> al: i know. i didn't mean who you thought, i mean you out there. those of you out of state, who do you think? >> cris: okay. >> al: we'll give you the answer in a minute. there will be a door prize as well. third down and nine with six minutes to go in the fourth quarter. bengals five wide and the pass is a little under thrown but coming back to make the catch at 24 even though the cardinals say no is colin lockette, official comes in to say yes. >> cris: boy, jason campbell got his arm hit, just as that ball was thrown and that ball is on the ground. that ball is an incomplete pass. >> al: they don't get it off so we'll have a little challenge here. >> referee:

andy dalton, bengals quarterback, his first three years in the league and there's a guy on the right, we'll ask you to figure out who this is. look at this, first three years, same number starts the other guy started every game his first three years, wins very close, tds very close, passer rating almost the same, so who do you think the other guy would be. >> cris: well, because i was in the same meeting you were in i know. >> al: i know. i didn't mean who you thought, i mean you out there. those of you out of state, who do you think? >> cris: okay. >> al: we'll give you the answer in a minute. there will be a door prize as well. third down and nine with six minutes to go in the fourth quarter. bengals five wide and the pass is a little under thrown but coming back to make the catch at 24 even though the cardinals say no is colin lockette, official comes in to say yes. >> cris: boy, jason campbell got his arm hit, just as that ball was thrown and that ball is on the ground. that ball is an incomplete pass. >> al: they don't get it off so we'll have a little challenge here. >> referee:

dalton. >> good morning vietnam!porter: and as the crazy wartime deejay adrian cronauer in "good morning vietnam." his forceful personality allowing him to tackle issue. >> the buffalo, there's horns everywhere, i think we're going to have a little napalm there, have a little barbecue. >> reporter: in "the bird cage" a flamboyantly gay father. in "mrs. doubtfire," a cross-dressing mary poppins. >> hello! >> reporter: at the time, williams' own marriage had recently fallen apart. >> i want a divorce. >> reporter: scenes like this must have resonated from his own personal life. it was his portrayal of a south boston psychiatrist that won him his oscar. >> this girl's [ bleep ] perfect right now. i don't want to ruin that. >> maybe you're perfect right now, maybe you don't want to ruin that. but i think that's a super philosophy. that way you can go through your entire life without having to ever know anybody. >> reporter: in "good will hunt" counseling a complex and hugely talented kid. >> you don't know about real los

in dalton julian crews. >> out along the eisenhower with more on what is to blame for the latest disruption. traffic is moving now but it was at a complete standstill over night and early this morning for the second time this summer. >> looked more like a river. forcing motorists to what the media like a tight rope. shutting down both sides of the expressway. only to discover another problem. the 20-30 or buckle in the pavement. that took longer time to train. additional month bill was also on the road where. some additional cleanup. the pressure from the flood that was on the road where caused a manhole cover to erode. flooding has shut down. back in the expression is closed for seven hours. peers to be purely coincidental. was caused by collapsed storm surge. this unfortunately was the case of an intense amount of rainfall and a short amount of time those producing too much water for drainage system to handle. coke's to have the repairs made in time for the evening commute. >> one west suburban family was watching us this morning when they got a rude awakening. now >> glad that have not m

andy dalton. we finished the year last year with him. looks good so far in preseason.ontract. they're never going to get off him until he wins a playoff game. >> jim: we want to say regarding sio moore who was carted off the field in the first half with a neck injury is what the raiders have report to us. he's been taken again to the local hospital for observation. we don't have more information to pass along at this time but our thoughts are with him and hopefully some good news will be revealed here in the next couple hours. >> phil: the good news is, i hope for sio moore's family and friends is that the raiders are in contact with them so they have all the latest information and how things are going and you are right, our thoughts and prayers are with them. >> jim: the raiders have called a time out. not sure why. 1:10 to go. they're going to get mcgloin back out there for a few more snaps. >> phil: there are always reasons why. i don't think it's as much for the quarterback. it might be let's see these receivers. keep giving them opportunities. it would not surpris

poland's prime minister is to be the next president dalton risk takes over on december first from herman van rompuy who says that major challenges are the economy ukraine and britain's place in europe blocks leaders have also nominated a new foreign policy chief that role is due to be taken by italian foreign minister at the rica. and while many of us resort to trawling the internet when looking for cheap flights one russian man tried another approach when he goes on holidays he gets there in a plane that he built himself or he's going to watch the reports on how his dreams to flight. sir gay and his eight year old son took a flight to their holiday destination there'd be nothing exceptional about that word not for one thing you will get little i made a plane we flew in myself i know every single tiny part of it and of course it gives me great comfort i feel confident about it has spent over five years building and from scratch using mostly fiberglass plastic old machinery parts and has inexhaustible a few c s m surrogate has sonny keita spent a total of twenty three hours in the sky tra

andy dalton. we finished the year last year with him. looks good so far in preseason.ontract. they're never going to get off him until he wins a playoff game. >> jim: we want to say regarding sio moore who was carted off the field in the first half with a neck injury is what the raiders have report to us. he's been taken again to the local hospital for observation. we don't have more information to pass along at this time but our thoughts are with him and hopefully some good news will be revealed here in the next couple hours. >> phil: the good news is, i hope for sio moore's family and friends is that the raiders are in contact with them so they have all the latest information and how things are going and you are right, our thoughts and prayers are with them. >> jim: the raiders have called a time out. not sure why. 1:10 to go. they're going to get mcgloin back out there for a few more snaps. >> phil: there are always reasons why. i don't think it's as much for the quarterback. it might be let's see these receivers. keep giving them opportunities. it would not surpris

today is the national bulk of date august 26th is an animal pat holiday to separate celebrate dalton encourage adoption. >> jacqueline: slow return of low cloud for 2:00 our current patchy called the north bay and east bay class san francisco. back to the coast and back off to be closed tomorrow afternoon. in the south bay and join temperatures in the low eighties for the most part. we will see a few low 90s in went tomorrow like unwanted creek and same thing for livermore. and 92 degrees in antioch and 88 in concord. san mateo 78 merritt 86 in napa and san rafael. and 82 and petaluma. we will stay warm thursday and friday as well creek: temperatures and the weekend. and we will stay cooler next week as well. >> pam: and scuffle over reclining sea forces a flight to be diverted. what one passenger used to prevent another from tilting a.c. that ac back and how it got them both kick up the plane. ♪ ♪ ♪here i am. rock you like a hurricane♪ fiber one now makes cookies. find them in the cookie aisle. >> pam: to people recently got into a fight because of a little less lake alone. lakers w

on may 1st, at and near dalton in northwestern georgia. but there's a fact that in the official records there's a document dated april 30th, the day before, in which johnston himself reported to the confederate government that he had 55,000 men present for duty. i don't know what happened to those 12,000 men on the night of april 30th-may 1st. mass desertion. who knew? maybe the radioactive atomic cloud got to dalton and wiped out 12,000 of the men. or the question of casualties. johnston had his medical director, johnston lost according to his medical director 9,972 men killed and wounded in his infantry and artillery in may and june. historians have taken that up. and said johnston lost 9,972 men and they ignore those qualifications. killed and wounded. infantry and artillery, may and june. what about prisoners?9à(9+,÷t what about men lost to sickness during the retreat? one time, johnston said he was losing 300 men a day to sickness. what about deserters? hood said johnston lost 22,750 men. you make reasonable estimates for casualties i

hole a tweet from wall street journal sounds very similar to what you just said this is from matthew dalton at the wall street journal he says us once went to war to escape british taxes now you. yes companies are moving to the u.k. to pay them part of the reason why the tax rate by the way in the us is so high because it's thousands of pages long because of the likes of pfizer because of these huge corporations that have lobbied government over the years and they like that complicated tax code because they managed usually to get zero percent tax rate like g.e. or you know i think goldman sachs paid something like eleven percent it's a tax apartheid you know that huge tax code is again meant to keep the rich richer the poor poor if you if you can afford the lawyer to escape the taxes then like general electric you pay zero taxes pfizer is abandoning america because they don't want to pay taxes in america and the quote from the c.e.o. pfizer there's no upside to being part of america in ordinary times that would be considered treasonous and of course you'd have to walk the plank or. you know

and come in behind him, south of him, to threaten the railroad because the railroad from atlanta to dalton or to johnston's army was the lifeline of that army. when johnston discovered this, he would retreat 10 or 15 miles, take up a strong position, fortify it, sit in it and the whole process would repeat itself. dallas, kennesaw mountain to someone in a, to the chattahoochee river. the confederate government was going bonkers with this because the area into which johnston was retreating was the -- by that time, by 1864, the industrial and agricultural heartland of the confederacy, johnston's retreat exposed all of that area. remember what i said earlier about the tom bigby valley in alabama? jefferson davis was alarmed that sherman would stock his advance at the chattahoochee river, wouldn't try to go beyond but would turn instead and go southwest and then south along the chattahoochee river, down to apalachicola, florida. that would cut every railroad between the tom bigby valley and the confederate army in virginia, and it was a very real possibility. as far as i know sherman never ser

. >> reporter: dalton gregory, retired principal, now council member was born and raised in departmenton. if the ban -- denton. he says if the ban passes the state and oil and gas industry could come after departmenton. >> reporter: what are we talking millions? >> tens of hundreds of millions. it would bankrupt the city. >> the texas railroad commission declined our request, saying the assy does not get involved in the oubs, but the chairman of the texas railroad commission send an alert to the denton council urging them to deny the ban, suggesting out of state and foreign powers like russia may be behind it. there are the min areal rights own -- mineral rights owners that stand to make a profit. trisha made the electric to denton to testify. >> one thing that came up is youal are going to sue. you all being the royalty openers would have lost our property. it would have been condemned if a ban on fracking passes. the courts will probably ultimately decide and that is not a win for anybody. transferring the wealth of the mineral estate to trial lawyers is not a win for texas. >> well, t

. >> reporter: dalton gregory, a retired principal, turned council member, was born and raised in denton, if the ban pass, he says the oil and gas industry tore the state could -- or the state could come after denton. >> reporter: what would we be talk, millions? >> tens of hundreds of millions, it'd bankrupt the city. >> our interview requests were declined. the agency said it did not get involved in the issues. the chairman of the railroad commission sent a letter to the council urging them to deny the ban and suggesting out of state and foreign powers like russia might be behind it. then there were other mineral rights owners, standing to make profits in a shale boom. trisha davis, a mineral rights owner made a trek to departmenton to testify against a ban. >> something that came up at the city council meeting is you all are going to sue. where, you all being the royalty owners would have lost our property, it will be condemned if a ban passes. the courts will ultimately decide, and that is not a win for anybody. transferring the wealth of the mineral estate to trial lawyers is not a

because in the end, it can be argued, and certainly many federal soldiers who fought at alatoona and dalton and franklin and nashville, probably would agree, engagements that occurred after the atlanta campaign, it is in the end that sherman's greater success was probably with the second part of grant's directive rather than the first. the army of tennessee was still a potentially dangerous force, even after sherman was es consed in atlanta. you can, of course, locate many of these places, i know lots of you all are georgians, and hopefully all of you georgians can locate these principal places in what was considered by many the empire state of the south. but in general, i'll be working from east to west. i'm going to start off withing augusta. augusta turns out to be in the end one of the most important military industrial centers for the new confederate government. it was when georgia seceded and declared independence. it was already the home of a very important facility. the united states arsenal had been established there early in the 1800s. its first location right on the banks of the

. >> sir richard dalton, many thanks to you for that. >> thank you. >>> loss more to come on the news hour, including a farewell to arms after 25 years of conflict in somalia. can they get guns off the street and keep the peace? >>> we meet the medical workers bringing bangladesh up to speed in response to syria's accidents. >>> in sports find out if he was still smiling at the end of his team's latest mark. . . >>> israel's prime minister benjamin netanyahu says the military operation in gaza won't stop until the aims are achieved. he's warning palestinians to leave buildings used by hamas. as soon as israel began the military assault on gaza july 8th, 65 israeli soldiers and 3 civilians have been killed. 2,120 palestinians have died in the violence and that includes 577 children. almost 11,000 palestinians have been injured. the united nations says 71% of the palestinians killed are civilians. jane ferguson reports now on the latest violence. >> reporter: there is little of the shopping district left. this part of southern gaza was heavily bombarded by the israeli military on saturd

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. >> jimmy: next up, we have cincinnati bengals quarterback andy dalton. let's see his bio.say the carpet matches the drapes, but there is no carpet." >> steve: what!? [ audience oohs ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: why -- why would you -- >> steve: why would he type that? why would he choose that for his profile? >> jimmy: it doesn't seem like a good pick-up line, no. here's nfl legend john madden. [ light laughter ] let's see his bio. "i hope you have what i'm looking for, girl -- a a turducken. nom nom nom nom nom nom." that's it. [ laughter and applause ] it's a chicken -- duck shoved up a chicken, shoved up a a turkey, and then you deep fry it. >> steve: then you deep fry the whole thing. >> jimmy: then you burn your deck -- your back deck down. [ light laughter ] next, we have tom brady. let's see his bio. he says, "no, thanks. i'm good." [ cheers and applause ] yeah, he's sexy. he's actually pretty good, yeah. he has nothing to worry about. >> steve: he's good. [ applause ] >> jimmy: here's peyton manning. let's see his bio. "you know what they say about guys with big forehe