with the completion of the 1st as bon damn. in 1900 to the island was flooded. months of the year, the construction of the new dam, worse than the situation. the nile water had washed out the foundations of the temples. i. i'm a let me save the shrines. the site was enclosed with 17000 sheet metal chem. what i had is the, the, i'm at and was then back still to compact it old. and then it was possible to stop pumping out all the water. the mammoth undertaking started in 1972. the thick layer of mud that had accumulated over the decades didn't make it any easier. once the sheet piling of the coffee was in place, workers began to remove the after the main temples had been cut down into $37000.00 blocks weighing several tons each, they will hold away then the metal damn was removed. finally disappeared into the floods of denial the new site for the islands. treasures was just a few 100 meters away with us for more or less diplomacy to live on. you know, the idea was to move all the monuments from filing to the neighboring island of

a coffer damn needed to be constructed quickly as a barrier. the facade of the temple was covered with sand to protect it from the vibrations of the construction machinery. an access tunnel was built within the monument. ah, no, it's a ye. yeah, buffy. we propped up the interior of the temple the vessel to prevent it from collapsing. if boulders were moved above it, v. adopt lucie, florida. it wasn't a vol screw. it had a flat ceiling. would you did the year laboratory, blood, walkways and scaffolding were constructed. the workers were the last people to see the reliefs in their original location. the dissection of the temple started in march 1964, 3000 engineers and workers took on the giant of stone. starting at the top, the cutting was done in stages. on seeing the counting source arrive, many of the egyptologist looked on anxiously. the gaps shouldn't be wider than 6 millimeters, especially developed hands. souls had been created for the precision work which could not be left to the machines. the most tedious work was cutting the ceilings i

the ass one hi damn, was completed in 1970. the huge water reservoir was given the name like nasa, in 1976, it reached its full capacity. abuse in bel may have been saved, but other cultural treasures was still in danger. there was not enough time or money to save them, and many monuments fell victim to the dam construction such as the temple of gaff, who same 90 gallon it is south of asked one which was dedicated to the god, fatah. allah, no lack of other they've all the love you by the law. unfortunately, some temples could not be saved because they were built of fragile or inferior stone. so out of doctrine, i got the statue behind me as from gaff hussein and shows ramsay's. the 2nd redundant, he ordered the temple to be built ra, healthy i looked gab hussain is similar to the temple of out with some bell rusty and was also carved into the rock. but in contrast to ob, who symbol of the clay sandstone here is very porous. welcome to this statue of ramses the 2nd was save little hug of la. it stood with 5 other identical statu

the ass, bonham damn, was completed in 1970 m like nasa. thanks it's full capacity. well may have been saved perhaps was still in danger. it was not enough time or money to save them. busy and beat him to the dam. construction 90 kilometers south of asked one katie to the god for thought. alas, no lack of other they val the larvae by the law. unfortunately, some temples could not be saved because they were built child or inferior stone. so i got the statue behind me as from gaff hussein and shows ramsey's the 2nd redundant order the temple to be built or healthy as it is saying, polar to the temple of op was some bell garcia. contrast to abuse and bell. i was a sandstone here is very porous, while i can live these, the 2nd was save a lot of law. it stood with 5 other identical statues in a pillared hall inside hula lloyd. i thought it was it done as of today, the rest of the 50 meters deep in lake nasa is the temple of amanda, this monuments in nubia, the origins of this temple day back to the 12th tennessee. the 15th century b. d by took most is the 3rd to almond re

what a great turn out, damn it. childhood, damn it, it looks like the moon, and in sviridova there was always something cosmic emphasizes. i can't this very survival. do they lie correctly is the best thing to try? i'm small, when i was i lived in a simple place almost like on the outskirts, where rap, in short, and on one of the carnivals, and there were grandmothers' mothers-in-law. i'm with me because we have i have two older brothers. i kept wearing him all the time, all the trousers were ruba. well, that's it, hats, and then somehow it happened that they gave me a coat like this with a brown collar, and so that it was so gray, uh, and brown. well , the new seat is new, and after that, it means, uh, after maslenitsa, when everyone lived on the street, i went for a walk, we were at construction sites with the boys. uh, the construction sites weren't guarded. there was carbide, there there was everything, and the potbelly stove of steel, where they melted the resin. why did we chew the resin , i’ll arrange them, t

a single girl flips the first one, damn it, and damn, there's no tide, nothing more oily.t be married. well, i won't show. wait, it's too early, too early, if the pancake turned over for courage will be this year, therefore, we do not lose hope. so we hope that it will turn over, so we go to a married girl, which can you say the same about your destiny? no, a pancake, an even edge is even, which means that the whole year with her husband. everything will be fine and live in happiness and contentment. so the fateful moment of flipping the pancake, if it turns over married this year. well, married again. yes, and the bride will have a good groom. if you have a groom now, then, but not, then it would be worth paying attention to him, because the edge is even, i see and now this year. and if it hadn’t been torn off, damn it, then she would not see happiness for 3 years. and the second. if someone is already yes, it means good, but look how our girls are somehow married, how they work, just like professionals. well, while we are trying to tear off the frying pan, damn it, numbe

be damned., you have no place in the profession. movie one tv presents we specially went to france so no. no, without such news, we are a silver wolf, which means that dmitry, a lover of france, will sooner or later put you in jail. so you either break up with her or go to work. an accountant by profession. got the movie one tv presents, i know only one person who can buy such a big lot. amber, this concerns only the two of us. if, through your fault, more people die of us, it will just be from you that there will be a completely different series. good day hello. not like my ladushki, yes, what is it? do not have mercy on us. and you don't know why. where are you going? and who will fight for you? maybe you will order us old women to take guns? no shame, no conscience, you have no damned. wanted you in the next world they salted, yes, they didn’t overdo it not there steps c2 h it’s not worth it to be good with you not for crayfish. you are my medal, mother, do not touch. she doesn't touch you. a

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perfect, damn it, it's just, damn it, without sweet stuffing.ld be thin. oh, my saliva already flowed like a fountain, it should be thin, but strong, bright blush, like the sun. maslenitsa is just the case when a correspondent cook and a priest can meet in the same kitchen for an unexpected batch. but the dough is the most ordinary, because in pancakes, the main thing is not from anything. and how my perfect pancake is round. and, of course, nostril. that is, this is how we get a nostril and pancakes. you see with your nostrils. like this, damn it the most delicious ideal, damn it, the one that helped prepare for the end of the week, because by the end of the week everyone should be asked for forgiveness. and when you are angry at the souped-up one, he will somehow ask for forgiveness. and this is how the pancake ate the toppings , added so much for the whole week, stocked up on goodness and a real lenten mood. the penitent is actually approaching for perfect pancakes. nobody is chasing. they are more of a symbol of togetherness. for their sake

well, damn it, the pancakes are ready. now we have the correct preparation of the sauce. itself, i will not hesitate to say what it means that the cod cooked very quickly. well , it turned out so juicy as it turned out, pour in coconut milk, put a few bowls of pasta to grow either on rice or on barley this is a bright enhancer it is used everywhere meaning that for fish we will use sesame shepherds in our excellent sauce, yes, leave 5-7 minutes. well, in general, while our sauce boils. we will fry vegetables, you can take any vegetables, in this case we took bell peppers , leeks, and a little zucchini and carrots. so, the vegetables are ready, add some spinach leaves for a couple of minutes and they are ready , add a little spiciness, our penats is ready. that is, he must right here, right here, right , not to the end. i would even say it's fried. wow what did i do. i take and add a little vegetable sauce so that our filling is not dry, i want it to be juicy and at the same time, so that amazing pancakes do not appear salt. let 's take it right here. so let's just put it

at least the damn ones can be used. forgive god, if only they would fulfill their will, serve as a weapon against russia well, there is also putin said, who is responsible for inciting the ukrainian conflict. the responsibility for inciting the ukrainian conflict, for the escalation , for the increase in the number of its victims, lies entirely with western elites, and, of course, in today’s kiev regime, for which the ukrainian people, in fact, i’m doing someone else’s ukrainian today’s regime that serves not national interests, but the interests of third countries. the west uses ukraine both as a battering ram against russia and as a training ground, i will not now dwell on attempts . the west to turn the tide of hostilities on their plans to build up military supplies is well known to everyone, but one circumstance should be. it is clear to everyone. the more long-range western systems will arrive to ukraine the further we will be forced from this threat from our borders. it `s naturally. do not hide their goals to in

damn in the mortar of the tv press to puff kolya because it's colin damn it, the earth that doesn't diehe time it's all over. denis our internship will write long and hard for a couple. yes, what happened there? murder, or something, is worse than candidates for deputies, they slipped a pig's head under the door, such a concrete capercaillie, well panic throughout the country, because it really looks like a pig. you can imagine how much writing i present. by the way, what does it mean to work out for yourself. and where did you hear it, but here you have it? well, that is, it means you take a person, put them on the floor and kick them. i'm kidding, it's funny, again it's funny, yes, what is it? thing, so to speak, to identify yo-my, kolya damn, it's good that it's not charged. now i would go for a week with a red gun fuh normally bangs. yes, normally the cartridge is inserted here. cool. by the way, what did you find with this murder from a gun? yes, no idea let the head hurt, and leyla was closed. how did she just defend herself? such a life, well, this, of course, is not cannes, but

a continuous slaughter by fishing, damn it, they wanted it, damn it, people can’t get a painfully stronged. the pipe and, in general , the channels are in a terrible state, all the old pipes are old, everything is rotten everything, well, in general, restores everything, then we cut it out, and the sections there are internal corrosion when the pipeline is put into operation. he gets up under pressure. these fistulas are multiple replacement of these sites and filing. uh, coolant to the subscriber and someone is fighting, and we are doing, what can we do without us? how would, well, you also need to help people when the team came e guys without questions. as they say, they volunteered to leave and help there, noticed such a thing that people, saying goodbye to us, wish us all the best to take care of ourselves. well, they tell much, of course, stories about how many people died, and how they. well, in general, it's been hard for the ninth year. you know, we're already here, probably like the locals have already become. how long have we been working here, that is, when the arrival falls,

damn well, here, uh, you us. at first they deceived from the very beginning when they said that you do not control it, it turns out that you control it to some extent, firstly, look. the first element of control. you began to hold back with your close second element of control, and you went to apologize. this is also an indicator that you are in some way in control of this to some extent. yes, it will get rid of it completely. i can't and it makes me very anxious. why maybe not? you can already see how she understands that he just looks completely ugly. yes, because the person in it is a disgrace. i look like a jerk firstly, as coming from the village. eh, the aunt who curses everyone. there was such a case, we were traveling in a bus to a woman. somehow, in short, the ticket was punched incorrectly, and she is sitting and now she is cursing this driver, and she cannot stop that at the moment i look just like this woman. i want to stop this. this funnel of negativity in life should at least start with myself and

well, that is, if there is a depel, damn it, zaya damn it, i don’t conditionally know there, king rimsone is a dzhent, it’s definitely an album. it's definitely some kind of sound concept. that is, this is how the artist's brand works, because, of course, yes. now one single is nothing. well, now everything has changed. but, perhaps, on the contrary, the table is more convenient, no need to write an album. you can release a single, well, i came up with one song and you don’t expect anything from the release of any album, you put it all out and everything became easier on the platform , it became better in general as a producer in our life. yes on the one hand, but you can’t create a brand like that, the artists of the leaders of the op op, and went and it was possible to earn khabibs in space as long as there were streaming platforms. on one single. it could have been yes it could have been also it's already about the past a little it'll be. it's also retro. yeah, well, that's why because it's dramaturgy that gives birth to a whole image that's very broad. well, now nobody needs an image

it will be so harmful, that is, one, damn it, is equal.y kilometers of roads traveled depends on the number of the volume of the pancake and the filling and, of course, the size of the pancake itself, the products used for cooking. but you said, yes, you need to use buckwheat flour - this is the most useful. but the fact that we love butter, then put butter on pancakes, or even crusts there. uh-huh well, not everything is so scary, too, you can eat and you need to eat this tasty and healthy. here is the combination. well, a lot of fat and carbohydrates. this is natural and necessary. that you can’t consume a large amount, that is, you won’t eat wine here, it’s harmful, naturally, but a few pancakes is a completely acceptable situation, but you need to understand that you need to give physical activity. after that, you know what i remembered, i remembered our business trip to georgia when we cooked a pancake called khachapuri and the hostess took a whole one. here is a huge piece , just a whole cube of butter. yes and that's how i smeared t

damn. that's on any dam will improve the supply of water to the west coast a to winnie and the eastern part of. and we were able to see the fest flow of water . and i have insisted that that project must be completed and the people around the guiana villages must get their water. last year we announced a comprehensive turnaround plan to streamline the process for water used license applications, which is vital to enable greater investment. since then, we have cleared the back lock of what to use licenses and reduce the turnaround time for applications to 90 days. now we did identify this as one of the reform processes that we spoke about here. and that has now been reduced. number of people used to wait up to 3 years just to get a water license. it's now been reduced to 90 days. we've just been listening there for the last 30 minutes or so to the president of south africa. several rum oppose. it gives his 7 states. busy of the union address in cape town, it just give you a brief overview of

we roll it out, then wow, how interesting damn it, if the pokorean skunk is baked in the oven. it is filled with filling in our case, this is oatmeal with lingonberries and fried. before you take a bite, that karelian tradition has always been broken in half and given a half to a friend. here 's something ugly. sorry. oh, it's halfway there. thank you federico how you oatmeal immediately makes itself felt very bright taste. a here, and here we get more lingonberries, which will balance a little. yes, it balances the sweetness of oatmeal with such a sour taste without a doubt. one of, if not the most freaking unusual of my life so far, because my pancake expedition is just getting started. fairy tale and in the truest sense of the word? and here, too, i have already been in the summer and it was wonderful, and in winter it should be even better, at least at the level of the name. this place is called. winter cottage. winter translates as winter, it turns out. this is a winter cottage. in fact, gustav winter was the famous surgeon, who more than 100 years ago appreciated these pl

don't give a damn, we don't give a damn. well, what did you do. checked it didn’t work, but they drove. they are all different taxi tour operators. everyone was different too. someone actually paid for the ticket. well, what do you want from me? and that is, it did not work and okay, what's the difference? well, they bake a couple of uzbeks for the zone, which is true, well, okay. okay, i'll find this one to kill the other one. and i will find. uh-huh that's what i 'll be thankful for this from the embassy. so if you will tell something again now, but i will go away, stop. you yourself said that it is not there or is, well, you won’t understand directly. and here i found something under your request. here is a man who works without selfishness. thank you very much. when i was looking, i lost so many calories and you will order pizza. in theory, we can get from kuzenko, where he went with the imps to look for cameras, although it is unlikely that any records were preserved there, of course. i've been thinking for a friend, look at the receipts. we

damn it, what's wrong with you. damn, i forgot to take my medicine.d call maria i ’m still to all my charms hell no, irma please, if it’s not difficult for you, in my room on the table, on the left there is a package that will bring it, please, i will bring everything, i ask you. this is it thank you very much. please sing some water, if it's not difficult, of course. maria was in the hall, i think we should call her. no need. thank you, never forget your medication schedule irma thank you for helping. i 'll get there, it's okay to lie down. will we continue well tomorrow? live because if his speed is less than 40. returning to our yesterday's conversation with the director, so i asked to be reminded that we arrived here on a mission and that our situation at home in the states is very, very difficult new leadership of lands, you arrived here on a mission, and not to go after pretty russian women. it seems to me that we are very much at risk if the strategist finds this implant. they just cancel the operation and that's it. what do you say, well, adve

read, damn it, rely on one that the wind didn’t blow away like that, and the second volkov always had the jewish theme, there and so on, because and there are many good storytellers. and yes , people seem to take it very well. yes, and , accordingly, there were colorful anecdotes, there were armenian ones about breasts. which became a separate story there. yes, there are armenian jokes stirlitz da chapaev and singing is not what i mean. now. i'm talking now, just about all sorts of national things. but partly anecdotes, of course, but it was special when it was in soviet times. remember there, when they were joking, what kind of anecdote can be given there for some years. yes it's funny kind of joke. well, somewhere in the seven they started talking there for 12 years, yes, they told everything in a whisper there in the kitchen, but still this is it. uh, how would people continue to do this. yes, this is how things have changed. what do you think, now, uh, it has become open, that is, when in soviet times there, uh, these times were told, these things are still preserved anyway. in pr

well, we shouldn't sit there and think with crawl with a constant feed of news aha damn yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, that one was captured, that one was captured, and that one was repulsed, mmm and when she advances oh damn, she will also tell me what will be there in a month, yes, and the cia says that we will be there in two oh, just what does not need to prepare their forces, it is necessary to change the way of thinking of citizens who have not yet changed it and it is necessary to more actively participate in military training well, if a person , for example, is still hesitating to serve him or not to serve there, well, at least he will just finish some civilian courses there, even though well, i am a supporter more than that let a person simply will be registered for ot and will be ready just to be in the right place with the right people at the right moment, or just be there in advance without waiting for a summons to join the armed forces or the national guard, by the way, we recommend people here is the azov brigade, the offensive guard, join friends, citizenship, what is their p

advance oh damn, he will also tell me what will happen there in a month, yes, and the cia says that we will be there in two oh, just what are you doing, you don’t need to prepare your forces, you need to change the way of thinking of the citizens who haven’t changed it yet. it is necessary to be more actively involved in military training well, if a person, for example, is still hesitating to serve him or not to serve him there, well, let him just finish some civilian courses there , although well, i am in favor of more than that, let the person just register . with the right people, or simply there in advance, without waiting for a summons, to join the armed forces or the national guard, by the way, we recruit people, and here is the azov brigade, the offensive guard , join and the friends of the offensive, what kind of plan will they have for an assault penalty battalions yes staff brigade yes, that is, the concept of an assault unit is quite vague, yes, that is, there is a definition by state , yes, there is a definition according to the direction of activity , yes, because there

- yup, damn things ain't worth spit now. i'll let 'em live outside with the other cows and live a normal life. - you hear that, stan? it worked! we've shut down the veal industry. stan, stan? - he's very lucky you got him here when you did. he was in a very advanced state of vaginitis. - vaginitis? - it occurs when a person stops eating meat. those sores on his skin were actually small vaginas. if we hadn't stopped it in time, stan would have eventually just become one great big, giant pussy. - whoa, dude. - we've got an i.v. of pure beef blood pumping into stan's veins, and the sores are fading. - thank god we stopped it in time. - well, i guess we learned something today. it's wrong to eat veal because the animals are so horribly mistreated, but if you don't eat meat at all you break out in vaginas. - hear, hear. - all right, boys, it's time to go home. you've got some serious grounding time to start. - i'll say! - aw, we're still grounded? - but but we learned things and took up a cause. - yes, kyle, but you still defied

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and you ate the head of a naked pigeon, damn it, i’m a speech therapist, i tried to help at least, yesin medical jokes. uh, a huge number of professional jokes in general, a lot, because there are a lot of musical anecdotes about theater musicians, and very often very often, especially people related to the profession. yes, they are, as in the case, there with the musicians. they are short anecdotes that i already knew, they tell with special gusto , i draw everything, this is the exposition. that is, they really immerse you in what 's going on. you know, there are also theatrical tales, real theatrical tales, and which are then told. like a joke, and it was right there in the theater, and there are even people who saw these stories, and you know what else there are jokes for. i have several of these that have been with me virtually all my life. i remember zhenya morgulis telling me the fields. i know that you love to collect musical jokes. i really collected just such musical ones, so that they are good in my environment. spend the evening. i'll throw you one musical anecdote, a son c

you are not with the nazis , at least damn it can be used in russia, lord.hey would fulfill their will , serve as a weapon against russia, putin says we are not at war with the people of ukraine, became a hostage of the kiev regime. nobody thought about the people of his western masters, they were prepared for the slaughter, and in the end they turned into expendable material. sad, well, it's just scary to talk about it, but the responsibility for inciting the ukrainian conflict for the escalation has overgrown the number of its victims completely lies on the western eds and, of course, on the kiev regime of today, for which the ukrainian people, in fact, the alien ukrainian regime of today serves not national interests, but the interests of third countries. the west uses ukraine both as a battering ram against russia and as a polygun, one circumstance should be clear to everyone. the more long-range western systems will come to ukraine, the further we will be forced to move the threat away from our borders. it `s naturally. they hide that they want to infli

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damn, i'm not a gentleman, but one call does not concern you.decided to take something to think carefully? now heard of course. marina god help talk, talk. ok keep me posted love vladimirovna i see you can't sleep either. well, what kind of dream is it, when this happens, our whole department is digging the ground? yeah. how many years i have been working for such a fresh one for the first time now the main thing is to find this maniac, but we will do everything for this. the car was excellent. let the experts check it with traffic cameras, be sure to trace it all. way yes there is. please sewed stabilized further the horse's dose of antibiotics and when he can testify. there is nothing more to please than the testimony. we are at the very beginning of the journey, but we will definitely find this maniac is simple. when was the vision pushed into the garage? and what are you really? for the whole day, no one was missing, because her husband is now on a business trip, ah-ah-ah business trip, and you are so on the background of a physical injury a

damn.they think of cajun. cajun is a big part of louisiana, but creole is a big part of louisiana too, you know. >> anthony: it used to be native to louisiana. >> herman fusiler: yeah. >> anthony: that was the original meaning as i understand it. >> herman fusiler: it still has hundreds of definitions, but for us, it's descendants of slaves and free people of color, and it deals with the food and the music. and the catholic church is a big part of it too. >> dave lemelle: trail rides and horseback riding is just a way of louisiana now. you know it's been going on for so long. >> herman fusiler: the music was always part of it, but the music got to be more of it, and then slowly but surely became a party, where, you know, kind of this social scene. >> anthony: there's a lot of pieces coming together. you've got food, horses, and music. ♪ ♪ trail rides go back a long way. they happen all year, but are also the way creoles celebrate mardi gras around here. kind of a moving tailgate party and b

ot damn, we got to this new are fighting in the east. ot, damn, we got to this new place.who spent time in afghanistan. this is where we — spent time in afghanistan. this is where we sleep. _ spent time in afghanistan. this is where we sleep. and - spent time in afghanistan. this is where we sleep. and they i is where we sleep. and they be . an is where we sleep. and they began filming _ is where we sleep. and they began filming their - is where we sleep. and they i began filming their experience along the way. t began filming their experience along the way-— along the way. i was about to take a volunteer— along the way. i was about to take a volunteer contract, i along the way. i was about to take a volunteer contract, all| take a volunteer contract, all we knew was they were on watch. did you feel up to it? i did wonder, what have i got myself into but it did feel natural. as a lawyer and to become soldiers, it was eye—opening even for those with experience. in the british army i have never come under tank fire, it is not something that happens. we have the tanks, the he

i went back to my old office, i don't care where and where you 're back, damn it. well, wait.testimony in the architect's case, you expressed the version that one more member remained at large. the organization of professional kirov did not confirm this version, that the death of semenchuk was taken here. it was staged. who could perform it only a true professional well, for example, how is your father? and you are sure of this pasha, what if it was also a staging? you read this script too. what a scenario my parents are dead. i was at the crime scene that day. are you sure about it, maybe they were just people who looked like your parents. no, it's not possible. but i don't know if it's possible or no, but only one thing is known for certain, that the architect left you alive over and over again. you can give a sane explanation for this, there are materials, semenchuk, he promised to look after me. what if it was a homework that you fell for, which is assuming your father took responsibility for his crime. my staff found the orderlies who worked at the morgue. when did your p

- damn it, now those dumb bugs made fruit or something. - aah, damn it. - now, you just relax. while you were selling your honey, i bought everything i need to make my special summer squash vegan bisque. - aw, david, that sounds so-- [wasps buzzing] [screams] - oh, my! oh, no! [both screaming] aaaah! - ow! [glass shattering] aah! oh, my god! get off! ♪ ♪ >> announcer: from new york city, the only city in america, it's the show that invented news. this is "the daily show" with your host, sarah silverman! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> sarah: welcome, everybody, to night three of silverman hanukkah! this is "the daily show!" i'm sarah silverman. let's get right into headlines! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] let's begin with elon musk, twitter ceo and man who has definitely scissored a robot. if you thought your twitter feed was especially flooded with elon's tweets this week, you weren't alone. apparently, elon's tweets weren't going viral enough, so he pressured his engineers to design a special algorithm just for his tweets so that everyone would see them first. because it behooves al

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