at which point the president put his hand on his shoulder and said, it's okay, dan, i always get nervous around him, too. [laughter] >> it's a special honor for me to be here today. i'd like to introduce our

[ gina ] oh hey, dan! i really like your new jetta! ne like mine because it's so safe right? yeah... yeah... i know what you've heard -- iihs top safety pick for $159 a mnth -- but, i wish it was more dangerous, like a monster truck or dune buggy! you can't have the same car as me! [ male announcer ] now everyone's gointo want one. let's get a jta. [ male announcer ] volkswagen springtoberfest is here and there's no betr time to get a jetta that's the power of german engineering. right now lease one of four volkswagen models for under $200 a month. visit vwdealer.com today. so, barney's your ex and you still hang out with him? i've got to say, i'm a little uncomfortable with that. oh, look, don't be. it's like we never dated. long story short, this exchange student's arms gave out, and we both fell ass over sex swing. seriously, i have not been able to find a girl who can do that position since robin. hey! lily, marshall, how was your weekend away, or any other topic? awful. terrible. twin beds? we can't sleep in separate beds. we shoul

dan, let's do this for less. >> i sold one of the april 460 calls. >> that's the ticket. ess, dan then sold the april 460 call for $8 and created his call calendar. but he did something better. he made making money easier, and here is how. between the $15 he spent on buying a longer dated call and the $8 he collectedly selling that shorter dated call, dan's cut his trade to $7. instead of needing apple to rise above 475 to make money, he starts to see if apple trades above 467 by may expiration. but it gets better. that's because the value of the call dan sold will decrease faster than the value of the longer dated call that he bought. letting him do something that apple's engineers can only dream of. turn time into money. of course, there's a trade-off. order to make the most money, dan needs apple shares to stay below before the first expiration, but above the strike of the longer dated call he bought by more than the total cost of the trade by the second expiration, or, in this case, above 467. since the time of the trade, apple trades have added 3%, making this trade a

i am actually dan flanagan. i am speaking for dan kida. we were noticed on this meeting fairly late and we had two conflicts. dan is the potential new member to the council and he has these words. he has been a certified arborist for the past 10 years. most of his career is spent working with the urban forest and pg&e. this involves working with diverse customer base who care deeply about their trees. the challenge is to ensure trees adjacent to power lines are kept safe distance while trying to satisfy their customers' expectations. he actually runs the crewses that have to inspect every single inch of pg&e wires every year, and he runs about four or five tree crews. so, he has probably more intimate knowledge of san francisco urban forest than many folks. i strongly recommend his candidacy for the urban forest council. he's been highly recommended by many people. >> okay, thank you. i noticed that he's not a resident of san francisco. >> i just called him at that. he lives at 1200 17th avenue number 304 in the inner sunset. >> okay, than

men here dan i want to give you the last word twenty seconds go ahead. well first of all israel is not going to intervene as the bill's not in lebanon not in syria unless provoked we've seen as i said we can and we've seen it in kentucky activities outside the region in places like both garia and other places and i think that right now the best thing to do is that i do agree that chemical weapons will be the last resort but one cannot rule out the use of chemical weapons by any of the forces that are in play now in syria gentlemen to watch i have to jump in here for a fascinating discussion many thanks to me to my guests in washington and in london and thanks to our viewers for watching us here darkie see you next time and remember prostate problems. here is mitt romney trying to figure out the name of that thing that we americans call a dollar. i'm sorry i'm just a guy who cares an awful lot but you sir are a fool you know what. sells but no one listening to featuring me on limbaugh the crystal. has really sort of the. union distracts us from what you a

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dan, i got a question. if you believe the broader markets are going down for all of these reasons, decelerating earnings, higher gas prices, et cetera, et cetera, and you believe that apple is weak here, why not put this trade on the cues instead of the s&p 500 where apple is a much bigger percentage, so you get more bang for your buck. if the markets go down, the nasdaq will probably go down as well and apple will have more of an impact. >> i like that. this is called "options action" here, people. i like the exposure, but it's a defined risk play. i like the structure here. but i do -- to your point, that's a great point to investors out there. pick on what's weak here. the nasdaq hasn't got anywhere near a new high -- >> one of the important reasons and i think this is probably why you're choosing to use a butterfly on the s&p, because it isn't the weakest spot. you're making a bearish play, but recognizing that's not what the market's been handing you. the fact that even though the at the money options

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dan, i know we have a short amount of time. this latest offer on the part of the united states and our allies was doomed to failure. in tehran, it is seen as a weakness because of additional concessions. it is important that in tehran, they understand that in the united states, there isbetween the united states and israel. that there isbetween the two countries. i am going to give you -- that there is no space between the two countries. that there is no space between united states and israel. i want to take concerted action if that action is necessary. thank you. >> senator gillibrand, let me pick up on aware senator mccain left off. clearly, there can be no daylight between the united states and is wrong -- and israel in dealing with iran. what can the u.s. congress and the a administration do to reduce the perception that israel and america are at it alone? >> as a member of congress, we have used that platform as a way to show our commitment to israel and make a statement that our fundamental security is intertwined with isr

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i don't think it's playing well. >> paul: how should republicans respond, dan, briefly? >> i think they should respond by sticking to what they have done. they will only negotiate in public with this president and emphasize transparency and think of that number for the goal for federal spending. within that context discuss the details, i think if they say the same thing over and over and go forward with the president they will be stronger. >> paul: all right. thank you both. still ahead, hollywood loves them, and environmental activists tout them and president obama wants to put a million of them on the road by 2015. as it turns out, those so-called green electric cars have a dirty littl ♪ if loving you is wrong ♪ i don't wanna be right [ record scratch ] what?! it's not bad for you. it just tastes that way. [ female announcer ] honey nut cheerios cereal -- heart-healthy, whole grain oats. you can't go wrong loving it. heart-healthy, whole grain oats. ♪ savor and explore, a the great indoors ♪ ♪ ♪ friskies indoor delights. ♪ feed the senses. >> well, it's the vehicle of v

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at which point the president put his hand on his shoulder and said, it's okay, dan, i always get nervous around him, too. [laughter] >> it's a special honor for me to be here today. i'd like to introduce our special guest, lieutenant government gavin newsome. it (applause) at the thank you. >> also represent state mark malone's office tom ammiano. (applause) * >> all will return momentarily, i'm sure. paul henderson, representing mayor ed lee's office. [laughter] >> and to my right, i have the open house, our state association vice president and i'm sure other names, past president san francisco chapter. we have lots of our membership here including a couple of board members, kerry greenberg from fresno. [speaker not understood] is here. we have two representatives from san mateo county, barbara arieta and mike miller. i know people. at this time i'd like to say a few words about the california grand jurors association. it's an all volunteer group, 501(c) (3) dedicated to promoting the participation in the grand jury system, qualifies applicants to be grand jurors, bidthv awareness so we

[ gina ] oh hey, dan! i really like your new jetta! to buy one like mine because it's so safe right? yeah... yeah... i know what you've heard -- iihs top safety pick for $159 a month -- but, i wish it was more dangerous like a monster truck or dune buggy! you can't have the same car as me! [ male announcer ] now everyone's going to want one. let's get a jetta. [ male announcer ] volkswagen springtoberfest is here and there's no better time to get a jetta. that's the power of german engineering. right now lease one of four volkswagen models for under $200 a month. visit vwdealer.com today. . >>> live look there. mount diablo in the background. another enjoyable one for your sunday. >> it is a celebration. >> 60,000 people in sydney, australia this morning. they gathered for the annual st. patrick's day parade and celebrated with a pint or two of guiness and from crowds of thousands to a parade featuring one person. the enterprise, alabama people selected a grand marshal and the world's smallest parade makes its way down the one block. >

[ gina ] oh hey, dan! i really like your new jetta! s so safe right? yeah... yeah... i know what you've heard -- iihs top safety pick for $159 a month -- but, i wish it was more dangerous like a monster truck or dune buggy! you can't have the same car as me! [ male announcer ] now everyone's going to want one. let's get a jetta. [ male announcer ] volkswagen springtoberfest is here and there's no better time to get a jetta. that's the power of german engineering. right now lease one of four volkswagen models for under $200 a month. visit vwdealer.com today. ou w >>> letterman is next with new york city mayor michael bloomberg. >> wonder if they'll talk about the big drinks. >> probably so. >> forbes says he's worth $27 billion. >> with a b? >> with a b. >> good night! ( band playing "late show" theme ) >> from the heart of broadway broadcasting across the nation and around the world it's the "late show" with david letterman. tonight... plus paul shaffer and the cbs orchestra. i'm alan kalter. and now, the grand nephew of johnny applesee

[ gina ] oh hey, dan! i really like your new jetta! and you want to buy one like mine because it's so safe right? yeah... yeah... i know what you've heard -- iihs top safety pick for $159 a month -- but, i wish it was more dangerous like a monster truck or dune buggy! you can't have the same car as me! [ male announcer ] now everyone's going to want one. let's get a jetta. [ male announcer ] volkswagen springtoberfest is here and there's no better time to get a jetta. that's the power of german engineering. right now lease one of four volkswagen models for under $200 a month. visit vwdealer.com today. mom, i invited justin over for lunch. good. no, not good. he's a vegetarian and he's going to be here in 20 minutes! [ mom ] don't stress. we can figure this out. ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] get the speed to make a great first impression. call today to get u-verse high speed internet for as little as $14.95 a month for 12 months with a one-year price guarantee. this is delicious. ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] save the day in an instant. at&t. ♪ ♪ damn

can you believe this market dan? > > i tell you, very resilient angie. really an amazing rally yesterday, kind of shrugging off the news from europe, feeling like things are going to be resolved over there with no major consequences for mainland europe or the eu proper, ecb. so, the market kind of gathered itself and pushed its way back up toward near-all-time highs in the s&p. > do you think it is likely that the s&p will have a record close today just based on action you have already seen this week and the fact that it is the end of the quarter? > > right, exactly. the momentum is there angie. right now, you have to say that it has a very good chance here to push through that 1565-ish area, i think, of october 2007. right now we kind of had a little bit of a consolidation over the last few days, but now it looks like the momentum has shifted back toward the high side. and a break-out above that, i think you are going to see it hit some sell stops, which is probably going to propel the market higher. > what is going on with the so- called smart money or

[ gina ] oh hey, dan! i really like your new jetta! and you want to buy one like mine because it's so safe, right? yeah... yeah... i know what you've heard -- iihs top safety pick for $159 a month -- but, i wish it was more dangerous, like a monster truck or dune buggy! you can't have the same car as me! [ male announcer ] now everyone's gointo want one. let's get a jetta. [ male announcer ] volkswagen springtoberfest is here and there's no better time to get a jetta. that's the power of german engineering. right now lease one of four volkswagen models for under $200 a month. visit vwdealer.com today. now over to you charles???? sir charles' single miles card left him blacked out. he's coming to us from home. that's gotta be traveling. now instead of covering the final four, he's stuck covering fourth graders. brick! bobby is 1 for 36. mikey? he keeps taking these low-percentage shots. and julio? i don't know what julio's doing. next time get the capital one venture card and fly any airline any time. what'sn your wallet? can you get me

i had a nice run. want to protect some earnings. dan is exactly right, talking about the catalyst that would worry me, next earnings announcement. so i would do this if i owned the stock. >> you might be wondering if dan is so bearish on toll, why not just short the stock? why mess around with all this? the answer is found by playing a little stocks versus options. want to short toll, that carries unlimited risk. that could mean a lot of pain for your portfolio. dan's trade offers a bit to the downside and defines his risk to just $105. sounds better than the alternative. in the meantime, let's move to one overlooked story, shares of pandora, rising 20% on some blow-out earnings. and linkedin made another new all-time high. so if all these new internet stocks are doing just so well, why is facebook, the so-called mother of all social media stocks, so unliked by investors, falling 2% today. let's go the charts and get some answers now with the always very likeable and hopefully very knowledgeable carter. tell us all about facebook and it

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[ gina ] oh hey, dan! i really like your new jetta! and you want to buy one like mine because it's so safe right? yeah... yeah... i know what you've heard -- iihs top safety pick for $159 a month -- but, i wish it was more dangerous like a monster truck or dune buggy! you can't have the same car as me! [ male announcer ] now everyone's going to want one. let's get a jetta. [ male announcer ] volkswagen springtoberfest is here and there's no better time to get a jetta. that's the power of german engineering. right now lease one of four volkswagen models for under $200 a month. visit vwdealer.com today. . >>> the latest homicide in oakland has left a woman dead in the street and police searching for her killer. paul chambers live with why thea tack is bringing terrible memories back. . >> reporter: some would say the shooting is just another killing in oakland. however for the mother of the victim it's a repeat because it was almost five-years ago to the date she lost her son in the same exact spot. kimberly celebrated her birthday two we

and i want to bring comedian dan well back into the conversation so dan i understand you have a number of products to tell you what did you bring and why well if it's not american made then i want no part of it so i brought a certain beer that well we've covered up the label so we don't get sued. now it's it's just as delicious as budweiser but in order to drink it you have to start listening to animal collective and a couple other hipster bands if that gives you any clues i actually brought some ahead oh you know which one it is no go ahead says the surprise may. well i brought some free you know budweiser is moving to belgium and i just want belgium to know that they can't step all over america because we've got these we figured out the formula first twinkies and now this so we've got these belgium. and we also got a couple of these you're not going to you can't fix what what i broke belgium. i have a couple of products of my own i have a barbie barbie i you would think is made in the u.s. it's not i also have a can of budweiser's a bunch of my wiser bears these are not new in the u.

. >> reporter: hey, good morning to you, dan. i am outside the private hospital where where believe nelson mandela is. no update on his condition. the last word we had which came yesterday he was responding well to treatment and that he had had breakfast and had eaten breakfast in his hospital room, responding well to treatment for a lung infection. it was the third time that he's been hospitalized since going back into december and despite those somewhat succinct and some maddeningly vague government announcements about his health there have been some commentsiwf alluding to his mortality. the president of south africa saying that among the zulu, the expression going home is another way of saying somebody has passed away. nelson mandela's grandson saying that they are under no illusions. his words given his age hen his condition. winnie mandela, his second and former wife saying yesterday asking the public to pray for nelson mandela. these could, of course, be interpreted as preparatory comments to prepare the public for the passi

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dan greenhouse from btig. good to see y'all. jeff cox -- no, he'll be with us a little bit later, i guess. dan greenhouse, will the second quarter be better than the first quarter? what do you think? >> no. >> thanks, dan greenhouse. >> thanks, dan. >> take care. >> you can now move on to someone else. but, seriously, if you look at the last couple of years, the second quarter has repeatedly been the worst quarter for equity returns. the spanish debacle, the debt ceiling crisis. these things tend to come up in the spring and the summer. and that's impacted returns. and we've spent the rest of the year recouping those losses. and given how strong the start of the year has been, given a number of internals that we're watching, we see almost no way that the second quarter is as strong as the first quarter. >> kevin? what do you think? there are some worries out there, certainly. but, you know, we just heard from todd schoenberger who said, basically, we're going to 16,000 by christmas. which one is it? >> yeah, i wouldn't bet on next quarter being better than this one. it was just such a good