>> i'm here to talk about the guy from chick-fil-a. >> jimmy: dan kathy? >> yes, dan kathy. look. all our talk about how our country was founded, i was there when this country was founded. i spent the better part of the times having three-ways in paris. and i'm not going to lie, there were some dudes in the mix. >> jimmy: there were? >> yes, well, that is how it happens. it was the '60s, there was a lot of opium going on. >> jimmy: so you're okay with same-sex marriage? >> yes, of course, this country was founded on freedom and equality, unless you were black, of course. that was our bad. >> jimmy: right, right. >> anyway, love is love, and do what you want in bed, do everything in bed, because yolo, right? well, i have to go and be dead again. jimmy, i'll see you in eight years and three days. >> jimmy: well, what do you mean about that, eight years and three days? >> whoops. never mind, okay, franklin out. >> jimmy: wow, a vision from benjamin franklin. that was amazing. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: poor guy. smaller than i would have -- they're always shorter than you thin