dan, help me out here. what is with the teeth. >> stephen: what is with the teeth patrick. >> what i can tell you is that theyre pointy. i have a pair of elongated canines on both sides but i don't drink blood. >> okay. >> stephen: fine, no coffin, no bats, no blood, is there anything interesting about you at all? >> i have successfully sued the nation's fourth large yet bank. >> stephen: wait, what? >> in were irregularities with my mortgage. after sending many letters to we wells fargo and getting no response i sued them and i won the lawsuit. they didn't pay the judgment entered against them so i had a sheriff's levee placed against their downtown philadelphia office and within two days i had a check in my hands for the judgment amount. i'm satisfied with the resolution of the situation. >> stephen: wow, that is a great story. patrick rogers, even though you may be a horrifying undead creature who rules the night, you turned the tables on some real blood suckers and for that, you are a difference maker! [cheers and applause] impressive resume. i see you're flatulent in three languages. graduated top of you