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. >> dana: i feel like we can defer to you. >> kimberly: i agree. >> dana: you work for him. have a different perspective. >> bob: i'm supporter of jimmy carter, he has convictions. civil rights. 2 million children are alive because he eradicated diseases in africa. but the important one, he was losing. secondly, he had interest rates at 15 and 18%. >> eric: they're going up for obama as well. >> bob: carter was losing job. >> eric: so is obama. >> bob: no, he's not. not in the last six months. i'm saying that carter in the last six months of his administration lost jobs. >> eric: fair enough. >> bob: inflation was by far the biggest issue. 18% at one point. the iran hostage crisis had a big part to play with what they said about jimmy carter. >> greg: that is something. obama will never run into the problem. obama supporters, this doesn't work because most of them weren't born in the carter administration. you have to find more relative comparison. like erckel. >> eric: crisis in confidence speech. we have a crisis in confidence to fix this. he wants to pull back use less. >

dana, buffett rule.l, but nonetheless. >> dana: ridiculed across the board from the liberal to the conservative commentators as a political gimmick. amazing that senator reid has not done anything even if it was political gim tic to show they have ability to pass this. but this won't do a thing. across the board everyone knows this. >> greg: the real scoundrels this this is the patriotic millionaires, people pushing for taxes. because their name suggest by the pitry yotic millionaire -- patriotic millionaire, if you don't agree you're not patriotic. >> dana: anti-american. >> bob: when dick cheney was head of the bush energy plan they had secret oil guys to write the plan. they forced finally release who it was. obama and the white house puts -- why don't you say something nice about the fact they open up the dodge? >> eric: we are talking about the buffett rule. >> kimberly: punishing hard-working americans. double taxation. don't stand for it. >> eric: call it obama tax on success. >> bob: it ought to

dana perino. 5:00 in new york city. 4:00 a.m. in dana lurid back pack. this is "the five." the show is packed tighter than a cook's hair net. let's do this, america. ♪ ♪ in ohio yesterday, the president rejected class warfare. it bet he said we have two competing visions of the future and the choice could not be clearer. >> right now we have two competing visions of our future. the choice could not be clearer. let me tell you, the folks on the other side, i'm sure they are patriots, i'm sure there is fear in terms of what they say, but their theory, i believe is wrong. somebody gave me an education. i wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth. michelle wasn't. but somebody gave us a chance. it's like these folks up here are looking for a chance. >> greg: i guess i was wrong. the president whines he had no silver spoon. if that's not class warfare, what is it? a war on spoons? he's got to stop this war on utensils, america. maybe he didn't have a silver spoon, but he had a silver tongue. he went from community organizer to president with just a few steps in between. someth

look at that. >> dana: that's five?rd. >> bob: if you notice that was taken near a cemetery. and i was wearing -- where do you get this stuff from? >> dana: look at the slippe slippers. >> bob: i mentioned this in the last segment, shortly after this, that my brother and i really did burn down the neighbor's garage. we weren't seven. we were five. >> andrea: you were a bad kid. >> dana: you played with matches at five? >> bob: we went to burn the garbage. because it always smelled bad. it was a block over. i mean behind us. the yard behind us. it stunk and she never put it on the curb. so we burnt it. we put lighter fluid in it. then lo and behold, the entire garage burned to the ground. it took them three minutes to figure out who did it. >> eric: don't we have two more? >> dana: yes. kimberly guilfoyle and juan williams participated and sent in their photographs. this is juan williams. so cute. >> andrea: oh my gosh. >> dana: his mom is gorgeous. then we have kimberly guilfoyle who looks like she had a blow-out, her h

. >> dana: kimberly?, the octomom has a lot of problems and a lot of kids. recently, child protective services were alerted by the hair dresser to go to the home. she's been struggling to make the payment. her car was vandalized with death threats on it. they went there and she had graffiti on the door, that said, "do not enter. babies." like baby is sleeping. they didn't remove the situation but trying to monitor it more closely. the little boys are wearing girls close, like greg likes to do, and they're malnourished. say a prayer for that. i hope it works out. >> dana: that is a good one. don't have time but make sure you're informed about the student loan debate. it does not help those who already graduated or change existing loan, not a cut for all students and the way democrats want to pay for it is cut in social security and medicare. greg? >> greg: for today's greg word been a, the word is -- -- ward ban, the word is "narrative." a lot of reporters using the word. media pushes the narrative, narrat

andrea -- [ laughter ] >> andrea: dana is crying she is laugh something hard. >> dana: i do not.. look at the video. this is why can't humans be more like dogs. check this out. the video is going viral. check the boxer's ecstatic welcoming home of his owner who was in germany serving our country. look at this dog. dana is crying. he is a good boy. i can't really doing the segment with her laughing. i love these videos. dog's best friend. cute. hi to mike and charles mitchell in the sheriff's office. huge fans of the "the five." >> greg: juan? >> juan: so last night i was in san diego to moderate a mayoral debate at the university of san diego. all four of the major candidate and focus 'cuz education reform. what you see going on in new york, chicago, going on in l.a., mayors now getting in charge of education. crossing political lines saying we have to dog about schools failing. came -- having to do something about schools failing. came through loud and clear. they said yes to parent trigger laws to say if the school is failing i'm out of here. i'm in control. >> andrea: are you

period. >> dana: hold on.efense secretary of the united states i don't see a lot of women, republicans not encouraging women to be there. i mean, you look at president bush cabinet had more women than any of the others. so and also, if you care about education, reform. if you care about social security, had a plan for that. border security? sent the national guard. those are women issues. >> bob: go on to head start where the republicans increase it at all time. and early women and children -- the welfare support. and republicans are against that. go on and on and on. you are trying to match us on where do republicans fall. >> eric: maybe i read it wrong. is it about who is stronger on women's issue or the left coming to defend a stupid comment made by liberal? >> bob: i didn't defend it. it jumped on it. >> dana: we have breaking news that came across. president obama apparently has said being a working mom is one of the hard eth -- being a mom is one of the hardest jobs and he didn't say her name but that hi

>> dana: no. i wasn't here friday.t we're number one. but not necessarily something to brag about. these are foam fingers from -- we have a them at everybody. the race coalition, reforming taxes equitably. today at midnight america became the number one highest corporate tax rate in the world. they have r having a contest on facebook. we really want to get it on it. check out racecoalition.com. >> kimberly: amazing. being number one isn't always something to cheer about. >> greg: people with giant hands. >> kimberly: no time left. that's okay. in the national archive release 1940 census. 21 million people from 1940 are still alive today. greg, move your finger. that's it for us. "the five." thank you for watching. see you back here tomorrow

. ♪ ♪ >> dana: hello, i'm dana perino. we have sad news to report.rican icon dick clark passed away this morning of a heart attack at the age of 82. you probably remember him best as the host of "american bandstand" or one of my favorites, $25,000 pyramid. or you many vay spent many new year's eve counting down with him. greg, we were in the green room when we heard the news. you remember, you were sharing memories of watching "american bandstand" with your sisters. >> greg: saturdays were great. it started off with h&r puppet stuff. then you moved to "american bandstand" and "soul train." everybody from my saturday no longer exists. i had three older sisters and you'd watch "american bandstand" and it was in the '70s, you'd learn about the osmonds or the bay city rollers. the best band ever to appear on "american bandstand" was public image limited when johnny rotten refused to actually perform and dick clark stayed away from him. it was awkward. google it. it's fantastic. i had the luck of working with him later on a new year's eve where i was a gu

we'll start with dana.'s monolong about the gsa meeting? >> dana: they met in vegas on your taxpayer dollars. well, we found out today there was a contest, where you could submit a video. let's take a look at what you just paid for. >> ♪ ba obama ♪ [ inaudible ] ♪ gsa ♪ they can't afford the propaganda ♪ ♪ got money >> sometimes dreams do come true. so i'm here to officially make you commissioner for a day. >> dana: it gets worse. check it out on youtube. greg, as you said, the mind reader they hired should have told them they were going to be embarrassed in front of the nation. >> greg: i thought that was a work of art. >> dana: he won the contest. >> bob: were you going to ask me a question? >> kimberly: it's your turn. >> dana: so here is the question. all the tweeters have been waiting for. today there is a big controversy about should women be allowed to play at augusta. what do you think? >> bob: they shouldn't. it's too long. they're better putters and short-gamers and it's too long. >> dana: preside

>> dana: titanic dinner? yes. >> greg: she is lonely. >> dana: shut up!roblepsychologicproblems. >> bob: the melvins are on tour. king buzzo is regular on "red eye." show the tour schedule. go see the melvins. in their third decade. bob, you love the melvins. >> bob: i don't especially know who they are. >> eric: dana? >> dana: i want to point out that on friday, over the last week, president bush held his second annual wounded warrior ride. this was him. we have a -- this is him dancing with the first woman to be injured in iraq. she sacrificed her leg and dancing with president bush at the event afterwards. her name is melissa stockwell. our own dr. seigel got to go riding with president bush on that ride. did a piece about physical fitness. here is president bush talking about the ride from friday night. >> really cool. it's really cool. to mow ten tum, how inspiring and motivating it is. >> this is a huge celebration. celebration of fitness. >> dana: i love that. great ride. great american -- >> eric: great americans and great patriots. check it out.

political potential is over. >> dana: this is dana.sed to think that, but i'm still okay. >> greg: not really. your career has gone down hill. >> well, so is mine. >> bob: i think you should go on "red eye." you and eric, i assume you are willing to congratulate the president on what he did today, since he took one of your leg? >> eric: i'll jump in. one of the legs but only one. there are other thingspa, that is hugely important. drilling is hugely important to natural gas. governor, at least we give him credit for at least maybe watching the special. >> can i ask you and governor a question, though? with the president regulation of the financial markets now he is saying he wants to regulate oil markets, right? we know, i don't have to tell you, both. you and the governor are oil experts there is no other competitive alternative to crude. the best way to get oil prices down is more oil. aren't you a little nervous about the president meddling in the oil market? >> bob: speculators. >> andrea: what is a speculators? people with mutual

dana will kick it off. >> dana: this came to me from my wonderful aunt patty sue shuler.memory lane and she will be here next month. sent me an article about buford, wyoming. only one person lives there. population one. sold for $900,000 to unidentified buyer from vietnam on thursday. 11-minute internet auction. so the guy from vietnam said he wanted to buy it. what is interesting is it's named after civil war union army general buford. when karl rove was here, i said did you hear about that? he said yes, general john buford cavalry commander at gettysburg. only karl rove would have known that. there is a town pray, montana, population 8. on the market $1.8 million. >> eric: ange? >> andrea: there was a video, you may have seen this morning on "fox and friends" but it caught my eye. a little golden retriever puppy jumps in a pool. look at this mother's instinct. she jumps to n to rescue the puppy and save him. that is so cute. watchment it gets even better. >> dana: now pick him up. there you go. >> andrea: pulls him out of there. >> ericthere. >> bob: i wish my mother ha