and he's like, at dana's. i never knew her last name. >> so hot, man. >> vick said he was interested in more than a haircut. >> he would talk about how pretty she was and what he would like to do, as far as sexualwise and things like that. >> i'm going to ask her out. >> you're going to ask her out on a date? >> yeah, so? >> you serious? >> yes. >> when i laughed at him, he got upset with me. he said, what, you don't think i have a chance? i just laughed. i was like, man, whatever. >> later, when he saw news reports about dana satterfield's murder, she wondered if jonothan vick was involved. >> if you ask him, he'd say he really didn't believe that he did it, couldn't believe, wouldn't believe. but here's a 17-year-old with no record that you counted as one of your best friends, and he's going to commit one of the most brutal murders in the history of spartanburg county for what reason? why? >> just after dana's murder, this man claims he called police anonymously and told them about his conversation with jono

dana, from georgia h. do you miss the west from a small town wyoming girl, happy face. >> i love the happy face, thank you. yes, i do miss the west a lot. and i think about small town america a lot. especially when i'm on a subway platform waiting three times for a train to go by so i can actually get on one. but i like small towns, but i like cities. i like the beaches. i like mountains. >> you like it all. >> the only thing you don't like are mean people. >> i don't like mean people. >> she likes fireplaces and walks on the beach. bob. >> yes. >> from steve. if dana went on vacation for a week, would you volunteer to dog sit jasper? >> not on your life. >> they should ask me that question. would i let jasper stay with him. >> if i were baby sitting jasper for a week, i would take him to a pound and pay the money to have him stay there. >> i thought you were going to say something else. >> they put $150,000 a week to put a dumb dog in. >> a doggy hotel. >> i wish they would stop the dogs in new york. all

dana, should we understand the risk?happen within our company and we would be the first to raise our hands and say there are specific uses of data that are problematic, then the government should focus on those particular uses of data, not attempt to regulate the entire industry in a way that could cripple our economy. >> you're saying any kind of regulation on this could cripple the economy? >> i am. i think the consumers ought to understand that the internet is an advertising median. >> i didn't ask you the question, i asked dana the question. shut up. d deign, what do you think? >> it's meant to cause alarm and reaction of concern. i can understand that, but i also find some of the products are very helpful. and for example, when i go grocery shopping, they say, do you want the list from last week? this is the kind of thing you like? i'm like, yes, i want that every week. it helps me as a consumer. i'm a little more comfortable with this than 60 minutes would like me to be. >> gregory, you don't like be tracked on any

dana. >> i'm next, yesterday, i was in texas. were on the show, greg and i were at the bush center. we had this event talking about his book. there we are, little people in front of a big bus. i wanted to read an excerpt from a letter hand given to me by christy, i won't tell you her last name. she said you make me want to be more gracious to those i dish agree with. i'm an immigrant to the fine u.s. and "the five" not only keeps me informed but stirs my pride for my adopted country. you should be proud of "the five" and the intelligent and respectful manner in which topics are discussed. much blessings to you, especially bob, who is a very good sport. isn't that nice? i thought we should -- >> dana, what were you pointing at? >> "the five." >> i thought it was greg's tie. >> i wanted to give a shout out to a very important person in my life the last couple days. dr. dan paul, who saves a couple fingers of mine that could have been in bad shape. he did a wonderful job. he does volunteer work for people who cannot afford to get th

dana, from georgia h.l town wyoming girl, happy face. >> i love the happy face, thank you. yes, i do miss the west a lot. and i think about small town america a lot. especially when i'm on a subway platform waiting three times for a train to go by so i can actually get on one. but i like small towns, but i like cities. i like the beaches. i like mountains. >> you like it all. >> the only thing you don't like are mean people. >> i don't like mean people. >> she likes fireplaces and walks on the beach. bob. >> yes. >> from steve. if dana went on vacation for a week, would you volunteer to dog sit jasper? >> not on your life. >> they should ask me that question. would i let jasper stay with him. >> if i were baby sitting jasper for a week, i would take him to a pound and pay the money to have him stay there. >> i thought you were going to say something else. >> they put $150,000 a week to put a dumb dog in. >> a doggy hotel. >> i wish they would stop the dogs in new york. all they do is crap everywhere. it's

dana, it's >> i'm changing the mood a little bit. usually don't do a serious "one more thing," but i felt like this was worth it. president obama was presented today with a letter from eight senators, a bipartisan group about syria and the policy there. they are asking the president to press forward on the re-exami re-examination of the policy saying humanitarian aid efforts are not good enough and we need to consider doing more. if you look at any of the reporting, including from the telegraph last week, very telling stories. the eight senators will probably press the administration to at least answer them. >> here, here. >> you. >> okay, me. so you know i love homeland. you know i love the walking dead. fantastic series. dana turned me on to house of cards and i adore that one. a new one, i told you about it last year, but this year is amazing. naked and afraid. season two. >> so weird. >> premiered last night. two survivalists, one man, one woman. no food, no water, no clothes. it's out of control, the best reality tv you have eve

you keep them busy. >> dana is the expert on this.before you go to bed, which is amazing. >> i don't miss a thing. i don't trust people who sleep in past 9:00, if they're grown adults, i understand that teens need a little more sleep, and i believe that all these studies are being done to try to help them have a competitive edge, but believe me, kids in china are not sleeping in until 9:00 a.m. they're up and atom. >> you don't trust anyone? i sleep until 11:00. you don't trust me? >> case in point. >> she's like, can you believe it? i never heard of such a thing. it's so absurd, two weeks spring break? >> some kids in new york get two weeks off for spring break. this is why the chinese -- >> you didn't miss one college class? >> no, and i didn't miss one law school. >> get out of here. >> check it. >> nobody does that. >> swear to god. >> you're saucy today. >> i put something in his water. >> all right, coming up, it's st. patrick's day. and even though bob doesn't drink alcohol anymore, he's toasting the luck of the irish by taking

reagan library, bush library, dana perino. that's a great mix.on being uncool and writing about it. greg, good job, guys. greg, i'll keep the seat warm until you're healthy. >> that sounds very weird. don't keep it warm. >> bye, guys. >> thanks. coming up straight ahead. one federal judge and self-professed dirty old man has taken it upon himself to tell female lawyers what they shouldn't wear in the courtroom. is he out of order? that story next. bring up the music. ♪ ♪ ♪ >>> a federal judge in nebraska has some fashion advice for female lawyers in a controversial blog post. it's titled "on being a dirty old man and how young women lawyers dress." senior district judge richard coff writes, quote, there's a wonderfully talented and very pretty female lawyer, she wears short skirts and shows a lot of her ample chest. word had gotten around about this lawyer's dress, close quote. three rules for young female lawyers on what to wear. one, you can't win. men are both pigs and pruds, get over it. two, it's not about you. that goes double when you're a

let me get back to what dana said. there's been an existing ban on europe getting both natural gas and oil from the united states. it seems to mnow that we had th additional oil discoveries, now over 50% of our oil is our own, why not send oil to them? >> oil? >> yeah. >> crude oil? >> yeah, because there's a ban on it. >> ship oil and oil products? >> the world already exports clean gas to places like china while we export dirty crude. ukraine is bye-bye. it's lost. no getting them to join the eu. if putin wants to take it, it's his to take. >> i don't think that's all lost. i actually think that both ukraine and georgia now, this might light a spark under europe enough to allow a discussion to allow them into nato, which would be an important message. the big concern is does anyone believe putin is going to stop at crimea? >> what about the spark here? i just feel in the united states, there's such a balkanization due to the divisiveness created by a party to win an election. is there such a thing as a patriotic ferv

dana, i believe you're next. >> i'm next, okay.fe amy are co chairs of the children's ball which benefits the children's national medical center and that's where their son paul, pictured there, was treated and has undergone three open heart surgeries. one of the things on the auction list, and we have the website down below, there's a live auction. you can go, and it ends tomorrow. one of the items is lunch with the mighty all-star panel on "special report" including jonah goldberg, kirsten powers, juan williams, and charles krauthammer. the bidding is at $3,600. it's worth a lot more. go on and see if you can bid and have lunch with those guys. >> he has bret's hair? >> paul bayer? >> yeah, did you notice that? >> the head of hair that lasts to the age of 90. bob, i know you're dying to talk. >> our show spent at least a week and a half pointing out the four pinocchios president obama got for his say you can keep your insurance policy and your own doctor. well, guess what? they just awarded four more pinocchios to john boehner, th

dana is right. don't bury the lead. it's all about 2014. >> why do you keep talking about obama? >> because he is the lead. >> the fastest seven. liberal lunacy edition. harry reid essentially calls his own constituents liars, and the chair of the dnc called what happened at the irs hearing yesterday like russia invading ukraine, and nutting professors at rutgers call on the university to cancel condoleezza rice as a speaker, and you're going to hear from one of them. >>> welcome back, everybody. the fastest seven is back, three engaging stories and seven energetic minutes and today the liberal loon edition. first up, crazy harry reid who has no shame, no shame, using the senate floor to play poll tib. may want to consider this approach. remember when he claimed all obamacare horror stories were fabricated by the right. >> there's plenty of horror stories being told. all of them are untrue, but they are being told all over america, but in those tales turned out to be just that, tales. stories made u

well done. >> way to keep time. >> dana, thoughts on this? is this going to come back the way it's been constructed through harry reid voting no? >> i would be surprised. i'll comment not on the merits but the politics of it. so in a second term in a midterm election year, you have to be careful about who you're going to send up for nominees because you're ripe for targeting politically, when you lose your friends, it's embarrassing, and i'm surprised they continued with this and they called for the vote because about three months ago, they pulled a nominee from the federal energy regulatory commission because of opposition that was strong. that's not a very high-profile position. he was yanked, and this, this was provocative, and politically they should have known better than to call it up if they didn't want the president to issue that statement. >> there you go. >>> up next, former first lady barbara bush sits down with fox news and ponders the possibility of a future offspring in the white house. mrs. bush when "the five" returns. >>> eve

dana is right.on't bury the lead. it's all about 2014. >> why do you keep talking about obama? >> because he is the lead. >> the fastest seven. liberal lunacy edition. harry reid essentially calls his own constituents liars, and the chair of the dnc called what happened at the irs hearing yesterday like russia invading ukraine, and nutting professors at rutgers call on the university to cancel condoleezza rice as a speaker, and you're going to hear from one of them. captain obvious: i'm in a hotel. and a hotel is the perfect place to talk to you about hotels. all-you-can-eat is a hotel policy that allows you to eat all that you can. the hotel gym is short for gymnasium. the hotel pool is usually filled with water. and the best dot com for booking hotels, is hotels.com. it's on the internet, but you probably knew that. or maybe not, i don't really know you. bellman: welcome back, captain obvious. captain obvious: yes i am. all those words are spelled correctly. the recent increase in cafeteria prices

dana? >> what the heck is that?geez, bob. >> i got even with you. >> you remember the other day when i talked about children's national, a hospital that bret baier and his son paul are doing a big charity thing for. there's a celebrity auction. and it was a silent auction. you go online and do it. there was a lunch with the "special report" panel. that includes charles krauthammer, juan williams, kirsten powers. it was for $3400. 24 hours later, it closed at $26,000. >> that's awesome. >> to show you how popular it is compared to other programs, morning joe's $2,000, cbs behind the nation, $1,500. >> who overpaid for morning joe? that's ridiculous. >> greg, what have you got? >> they thought it was something else. $1,000 for the morning show. oh, that's a talk show? i thought it was a massage. oh, tonight, i'm on greta between 7:00 and 8:00, then fox and friends tomorrow, pretty early, around the 7:00 a.m., 6:40 a.m. and then i'm on howard kurtz's show, media was, sunday at 11:00, so i'm a busy beaver. >> in this da

dana and i will be at the george w.library and we're going to do a talk and then hit all these places. i was supposed to come back on monday, but my mother is not doing well, so i'm going to spend extra time with her in california. and i should be back in a week or so. she's the inspiration for all i do. the books that i write are dedicated to her, and anyway, so i'm going to see her. >> ggutfeld.com. >> we talked about president obama and brussels. these are unbelievable numbers. 900 people in his entourage. 45 vehicles, three cargo planes. mark does this, can you tell us how much this is going to cost the american taxpayer. does he really need 900 people? i'm not sure. >> someone has to carry the bags. all right, i wanted to talk about a friend and mentor of mine, harold bursen. he's 92 years old now. the founder of a global pr firm, and i worked there for a short period of time. we remained friends. we donated 68 years to the day after he began reporting on the nuremberg trial, he did every report for two years for t

he wouldn't drop the ball for you. >> dana, break the tie.think i'm going to go see it because my memories of the story of noah are very different. i had a children's bible when i was a kid and it had all these illustrations in it. noah's story ozhappy, the two n animals walking side by side, and everybody lives happily ever after. >> don't give away the ending. everybody talks about celebrity break-ups, look at the covers of the magazines the next time you're in the check-outline at the supermarket. the bigger the celebrity, the bigger the break-up, take a split between a beautiful oscar winner and a frontman for a band. gwyneth paltrow and chris martin are splitsville. they're calling themselves conscious uncoupling right now. >> why didn't i think of that term? i could have used it a couple times. >> five times? >> really, bob, twice. i feel bad for them because they have kids. i don't like to see anybody split up that has children, but if it has to be done, it can be done in the right way. i wish them the best of luck. co-parenting togeth

lewis for us, continuing our team coverage of the crisis, dana, thank you very much.eanwhile, russia's member shut has now been sus spented. french foreign minister announcing today that the remaining seven nations calling off preparations for the june g. 8 summit. saying that president obama now inviting the remaining nations. focus now is on how to respond to the crisis in ukraine. and the world financial markets are reacting positively. the dow right now is up 84 points adding to yesterday's triple different rally. in europe's stocks moved immediately higher as the president russia spoke, and stays there. london and the german rising more than 1%, and the tack 40, higher by nearly one pest, and russia itself, the main stock index also up, it is up 4% today. and oil traders appear to have shifted their focus from the ukraine to the u.s. economy, and tomorrow's fed meeting the prices here are up 1.5% today. meanwhile the clock and ticking on a permanent deal. leaders from iran and five others meeting today for another round of talks. that will cut the nuclear activit

joining me now is james peterson and dana milbank.ight. >> hi, reverend. >> thanks, rev. >> dana, let me start with you. what happened to politics ending at water's edge? >> well, that hasn't been the case now for a decade or two. i think what is astounding about this, though, just last week we were hearing about how this president is a tyrant and a dictator and a bully. and all of the sudden he is a weakling. i'm kind of curious how he can be both things at the same time. it probably says more about his accusers than it does about the president. one president can't lurch from one extreme to the other to the other as he goes from domestic affairs to foreign affairs. thing is just such an antipathy towards this president, whatever he is doing it is wrong in the extreme at that moment. >> you know, james, le me go into a little deeper into what dana is saying. because for the past month we've been hearing a much different attack from the right on the president. listen to this. >> look, in america, we don't have a king. and the reality i

>> i forget who is next. >> dana. >> i'm next. you remember we were on the show, greg and i were down at the bush center? we had this event talk being his book, there we are. i wanted to read an excerpt from a letter that was hand given to me by kristy. i thought this was kind of nice. she said, you make me want to be more gracious to those i to disagree with. i'm an immigrant to these fine united states and "the five" not only keeps me informed, but stirs my pride for my adopted country. you and the entire team who produce the program should becou proud of the fife and the intelligent and respectfulre manner in which topics arescus discussed. many blessings to you, especially bob, who is a very good sport. isn't that nice? i thought we should -- >> dana, what were you pointing at? >> i was doing "the five". >> roberto? >> i want to give a shout out t a very important person in my life, dr. paul -- dan paul. saved a couple fingers of mine.d he did a wonderful job. he does a lot of wonderful work for people who cannot afford to get

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yp dana perino along with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, eric bolling, and greg gutfield. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." as russia tightens its grip on the crimea region of the ukraine, the united states is weighing their options to tighten their grip on the country. john kerry is headed there tonight. russia has given a deadline of 10:00 p.m. eastern for two war ships to surrender or be seized. putin made his first public appearance today to watch military maneuvers in russia, and earlier today, president obama offered this warning. >> i think the strong condemnation that it's received from countries around the world indicates the degree to which russia is on the wrong side of history on this. if in fact they continue on the current trajectory they're on, we're examining a whole series of steps, economic, diplomatic, that will isolate russia. this will be a costly proposition. >> nato's counsel will hold an emergency meeting at the request of poland. it feels its security is threatened. bob, i want to go to you first. in any white house, you can be go

enter dana myers, who sells everything from skimpy lingerie to, well, things we can't say on our show. >> at first, i thousand this is a whip. now i'm going to guess this is a stimulator? >> yeah. if you want to go "50 shades" style you can use a little extra oomph. >> reporter: she began hearing store i ares like jax from many friends who have kids. so she started workshops for couples to get their mojos back. >> you're up night if your baby is not sleeping. there's this kind of cumulative exhaustion that happens. a lot of moms become very focused on the child. andless focused on themselves and on presidethe relationship. things start to take a bit of a nose dive in the bedroom. >> reporter: when jax's friend first e-mailed her for signing up for the class, she wasn't sure it was her thing. >> at first i ignored it. >> reporter: but her friend would not take no for answer. >> she said i'm 7 months pregnant and i'm going to this. >> i thought oh, maybe it will be fun. >> a kiddy play space by day, but on this night, home to a group of young moms who drink wine, get glamed up and talk

it's a great question, dana. one of the things i heard in my reporting today is that so far, there is no evidence that the plane went down. and this is perhaps one of the most disturbing facts for investigators because at this point in time, they would expect to see some kind of wreckage, and this goes to the theory that the jet may have been placed down at some location that is unknown. that's not for certain. but that's certainly something that is still on the table. when you look at the larger question of whether this is some kind of blueprint for terrorists, this is still very much on the mind of investigators, because it has that kind of feel to it, because it was so efficient in the way that the plane disappeared. and one point that i think has not had a lot of emphasis which is important, is this westward turn by the jet was made as it was transitioning between two different air traffic controls, and this is kind of a no man's land where any kind of flight irregularity would not be so easily picked up. tha

so true. >> i'm taller than you, dana. >> i told people that this weekend.ou're next. >> thanks so much. a lot of people on twitter were saying poor leo because he's been nominated, he hasn't won. >> leo who? >> dicaprio. >> best performance of his lifetime in wolf of wall street. lost out to matthew mcconaughey. was the critic's favorite for this year, but leo also lost out, he got nominated for blood diamond, and you remember the last king of scotland, forest whittaker got it for that one, and he was very good. >> you're like our own oscar historian. >> get it, oscar historian, not pistorius? eric, you're next. >> a monday pun. eric, you're next. >> okay, "one more thing," so i decided to relate my weekend for you. here's a picture of this, 12 episodes of "house of cards." one episode of "walking dead" and one hour of the oscars. but dana has turned me on to "house of cards" and it's the best show. >> i'm going to do it, too, so we can talk about it. >> you binge watch it. there's 26 episodes available on netflix. i did 12 in a day and a half. >> okay. did

dana lewis is in london, and dana the meeting just breaking up, but it appears if you could sum it upn two words it would be dug in. >> it couldn't be a success that's for sure. the john kerry spent five hours talking to sergei lavrov and said there was a red line. the russians must not agree with the vote that is going to take place this weekend for that territory to join russia. otherwise russia will face economic sanctions, travel freezes, and it appears that that is where we are headed after all of these meetings. serg sergei lavrov held a press conference and he said we had constructive talks, but we do not have a common vision of the problem. let's listen. >> translator: as to the practical matter that should be taken -- or could be taken by foreign partners of ukraine, we do not have common vision of the situation. the differences are there, but the dialogue was definitely constructive. >> and here -- here is where they do not have a common vision point by point. he said that russia will respect the will of the citizens of the crimea in the vote on sunday. he has also rejected

because it was you and dana -- >> covered the white house. >> and dana, get you mixed up. walter pincus. you covered the fight over who screwed up the iraq war. you got the fight that was going on for months, all that issue. what is cheney up to in that regard? he was trying to blame the intelligence community, they're trying to blame him for all the lousy information we're getting about the wmd over there. >> right. and he was the force who was always taking things one step further, who was saying that these people in iraq are the ones who attacked us on 9/11. he is saying we believe that iraq has reconstituted a nuclear weapon. so he wasn't operating even by bush standards he wasn't operating in the same realm of fact. and eventually, you saw in the second term, bush finally said look, i've had enough of this. cheney became more marginalized and the big rift. >> well said. that was very important. even the president, who he was supposedly serving realized he had been mis-served. >> and he was also saying at that same time that the cia was too soft. that only -- >> they s

i agree with dana. i feel much more confident the u.s. is on top of this. if we can bring in our own aviation experts to investigate, perhaps we're going to -- >> you have to do it in a way that allows the malaysians a way to save face. that's important. >> tell us about the diplomacy. >> we have our state department folks on the ground, but the military cooperation is one of the most important things you can have when you have a situation, kimberly. >> we're joined by shepard smith. >> you mentioned the military. you can bring it to me. that's fine. we have just gotting this new information in from the "new york times." this is fascinating. officials now say data picked up by malaysian military radar shows the plane climbed from the 35,000 feet where it was scheduled to be up to 40,000 feet. even higher. it later dropped sharply to 23,000 feet. and that's more on this. it's just coming in. here's the area we're talking about. taking off from kuala lumpur. they were headed in that direction, and once the ping stopped, the plane climbed to above 40,000 feet,

dana is right. the pendulum is swinging back to this patriotic american consumer who wants to buy stuff.ho but i got to tell you, that will probably play out in 2014 wi election. that ad wasab perfect. i was grip to do that ad until the very end. you know what happened at the very end? he pulls the plug out of the electric cadillac. i'm like no! no! let's go withno gas guzzlings-gu american, pro oil big cars. that would have been perfect. >> but you know why it's great? 'cause basically it's a prius for men. don't buy a prius. that's for whoever. >> maybe that was their's nod to the left. th >> yeah. the commercial isn't the controversy. the controversy is that there it a controversy about saying this, that the message is somehow unique or s unusual. if the ad's message is seen as shocking, then so should be good manners and proper hygiene. these are things wer grew up. what's controversial really is that we live in a country thatia is run by a snide kabal that whys patriotism leprosy. that's why th

let's go to dana louis, our correspondent in london. tell us a little bit more about who is, then, on that list >> reporter: the secretary of state john kerry said let's find solutionsing but if you go forward, you will face political and economic sanctions. >> moons holding the vote and voting in favor of it, ratifying it and in the duma later this week in russia. here we go in answer to your question. in the next 24 to 48 hours, we will see accounts frozen of key people close to president putin and that includes his right-hand man, iggor secheen who heads up the world's largetest electric company and they are part of this list of 130 people, prominent russians to be hit by asset freezes and travel bans probably on monday. probably some of the others include rich oligarchs, the duma and army generals. will it work? the former prime minister, when he talked to us -- and remember, he came from that inner circle. >> right. >> he knows these people well. he thinks it will. he thinks if the right people are targeted, people who have lined p

. >> the two women were identified as 31-year-old dana feazell and 32-year-old cammy keleman. background checks revealed both worked as prostitutes. >> i do believe that my sister was a manic depressive, and she just couldn't get any help that she needed, so she took towards drugs, she self-medicated herself, and she got on the wrong drug, and it just took her. >> dana feazell's story was similar. she had a lifelong drug problem and she had been arrested many times by local police. >> they were both beautiful young ladies, came from very good families, had a lot going for them, but it was a tragedy. >> when we got there, we realized the remoteness of that area and the sage brush and the snakes and the coyotes and the inspects, we couldn't get back in there to check to see if there was another girl that had been killed. >> so the coast guard conducted an aerial search. fortunately, there were no other victims. investigators looked at how the crimes were committed, hoping to find clues to the killer's identity. in their view, it was a disorganized crime scene, indicating it migh

joining me now are dana milbank and joan walsh. both for coming on the show tonight. >> hi, reverend. >> joan, a new vegas show over the weekend, kissing up to a billionaire. that's the name of the new show. >> i like it. >> what is troubling about this process to you? >> well, it's just such shameless pandering, reverend al. i mean, politicians pander, that's what they do. they raise money. but to go before this one man who stands for israel and islam ma phobia and union busting, whose agenda is frankly extreme. and to panneder in such shocking ways. i mean, chris christie accurately describes the occupied territories as occupied. and he has to go and apologize immediately. scott walker talks about lighting the menorah at hanukkah. that's lovely, but come on. john kasich was acting like adelson was the only man in the room. there were other people there, other props, but he is only talking to him. and jeb bush gets a private audience with the man. he doesn't stand for anything but money, and that's what these people are after. he

dana, you're groening a little bit. >> cringing. i love tv programs like that normally. i think they're funny. i like that humor. i just don't like it for the president. i don't think they set him up for success. i don't think he knee what he was getting into. if you're going to be on a comedy program, make the choice to use the president's time for that, you have to hit one out of the park. otherwise, you're going to be ridiculed. all day long, that's what everybody has been talking about. >> between the ferns conversation with the president. i find it -- i think that a president's time is very, very valuable. and if you go to him as a press person and say we would like for you to do this interview because we think it will get you x or get us y, whatever we think we need, i do not think they're using the president's time wisely. >> greg, do you agree? >> you know, between two ferns is one of the hippest shows on the web. everybody who is into comedy loves it. that's exactly what president obama needed now, was more hip credibility. and i think right now, putin is going,

. >> i'm dana perino along with andrea tantaros, bob beckel, eric bolling, and bob beckel. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." >>> a major announcement this morning on the fate of flight 370. malaysia's prime minister reported the plane that disappeared on march 8th did crash into the indian ocean. the conclusion after a new analysis of satellite data. >> it is therefore with deep sadness and regret that i must inform you that according to this new data, flight 370 ended in a sudden indian ocean. malaysia airlines have already spoken to the families of the passengers. for them, the past few weeks have been heartbreaking. i know this news must be harder still. >> grief overtook some family members after they were told by airline officials there was no hope their loved ones would be found alive. later today, around 3:00, there was a statement released by the families, and i'm going to read a bit of that to you now. it says the shameless behavior not only fooled and hurt the families of the 154 passengers, but also misguided and delayed rescue actions, wasting

i set up my own little rule, dana can say it if she wants. i always pretend when someone asks me, i pretend like i want to do it that night, and the answer is no >> you say no to so many charity events usually involving children, hospital events. >> hospice. >> yeah. >> i'm amazed how cold you can be. you just say no thanks, i'm busy. >> it's come with age? >> really. >> i've learned. years ago i had to create a policy for myself that because i hated going to baby showers, and i kept telling these little white lies about why i couldn't go and then i got caught in the baby shower white lie and thought i'd have a principle of no baby showers. it's helped a lot and now i've started to apply it to other things and that makes me have the ability to say yes to the things i want to do. >> to somebody who says yes to everything, a man who is very generous, what about you? >> let me take it in a little different direction, parenting. that is the hardest word to do is when your kid comes and says can i have this, go here, can i stay out a little bit lo

don't we have dana's book cover? probably asking too much at this point. >> there it is. >> jasper the well read dog. >> i love that! >> can you show my book cover? i think it is the most important. the friendly man in the white panel van. i think there is a war on strangers. most crime is committed by people you know jie. woody allen has the movie rights. >> the third book in the series got really dark. >> i guess whatever kids that are still left that are reading it, you know, they understand. >> it is a warning to children. anyway, joanne, you recently learned to read. congratulations. >> do you think writing a children's book is an accomplishment? >> we didn't get to my book cover, but it would be called "my back brace and me." >> it was a struggle being younger having scoliosis and it would have been nice to have a book to guide me through. >> think about all of the children you will help. >> and the dudes into chicks with back braces. >> are you kidding me? surprisingly there are a bunch of celebrities who you

david corn and thank you dana milbank. up next, the late-night comedians have a little fun with dianne feinstein's fight with the cia. by the way, she is right. they're wrong. and this is "hardball," the place for politics. ar when i'm ? with tampax radiant -- whatever i want. [ female announcer ] tampax radiant protects 30% better. plus, it comes with a resealable wrapper for discreet disposal. you'll be ready to wear anything with the tampax radiant collection. and this park is the inside of your body. see the special psyllium fiber in metamucil actually gels to trap some carbs to help maintain healthy blood sugar levels. metamucil. 3 amazing benefits in 1 super fiber. >> time for the sideshow. david letterman is clearly following the latest news out of washington these days. just look at his take on senator dianne feinstein's charge the cia stole documents from the computers of her senate intelligence committee. >> this is dianne feinstein yesterday talking about the cia sticking their nose in the secret business of the

as dana said. while the far right held court at cpac a group even further to the right, if you can believe that place exists, set up their own shadow conference dubbed the uninvited. well, look at the list of attendees at the uninvited. steve king, he is the cantaloupe guy of iowa. he says all immigrant people coming across the border from the south have calves as big as can't lobes because they're carrying, i guess 150 pounds of mare juanny, which i would think is as big as a room anyway. and louie gohmert of texas. both are recognizable members of the clown car of course. there's mo brooks of alabama who once said this on the topic of undocumented immigrants. i will do anything short of shooting them. well, that's kind. and then trent franks of arizona. franks once referred to president obama as an enemy of humanity. and jim bridenstine of oklahoma who made headlines when he refused to challenge a town hall attendee who told him that president obama should be, quote, executed as an enemy combatan

joining us now, lauren ashburn, amy holmes, and dana millbanks, columnist for "the washington post." so what do you make of these headlines, biden may run if hillary doesn't? >> he needs to stay relevant, he needs to keep his options open, but he's not going to run if hillary clinton does run. you know, i think that this might be his last campaign, 2014, and that he needs to be a part of it. >> so why are the media buying into this? or are they? >> you know, that's a really good question. better. i think we all know that the people who seem like they're campaigning are the ones who probably aren't campaigning and the ones who aren't campaigning right now may be the ones who will be campaigning. >> it was said the white house had vanished by doing national media for a long time. seth myers went on that show, but he didn't exactly get tough questions on the view, biden. >> do democrats generally get tough questions on "the view"? he's vice president of the united states. he did get criticism, however, for panders to women on the view. i didn't agree with that criticism. i think we know

dana bash asked senator graham about his remarks.ou talked to senator graham what, did he have to say? >> lindsay graham is a democratic senator who has actually worked -- he told me he has gone way too long without criticizing the president's foreign policy. senator, one of the tweets that you sent that's getting a lot of eyebrows is about benghazi, about the situation in the ukraine, it really in many ways started in benghazi when our first ambassador was killed. how on earth is what's happenings in the ukraine a result of what happened in benghazi? >> it's not just about ukraine, it's about our standing in the world. wow you agree with snowden is a hero or a traitor when our president tells them don't give him asylum, that hurts us. when you tell the egyptian military, don't put morsi and his crowd in jail, you challenge them to turn control back over to civilians, and nothing happens, that hurts us. when you draw a red line and you tell assad, when you use chemical weapons on your own people, that will be a red line, and you flin

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