dana delany. david beckham. dana delany. and music from nickelback.at&t? s 4g, so you can do more faster. so, kathryn, post more youtube videos of your baby acting adorable. baby. on it. matt, ignore me and keep updating your fantasy team. huh? jeff, play a game. turbo-boosting now, sir. dennis, check in everywhere you go on foursquare. that's mayor dennis... of the water cooler. you're the best. liz, rock out to pandora. oh, no i'm an only child. and nick, you shouldn't even be here, you can do everything from the golf course. good? good. [ male announcer ] on at&t, blackberry® torch moves at the speed of 4g. ♪ you've got to try the new sizzling entrees. [ sizzling ] [ male announcer ] fresh flavor never sounded as good as applebee's new sizzling entrees ok, i'll have that. [ male announcer ] try our juicy new double barrel whisky sirloins and more, starting at $8.99. come taste what's new in the neighborhood. now serving half-price appetizers late night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- j.r. martinez. david beckham. dana del

tomorrow night we'll have the winner of "dancing with the stars," david beckham, and dana delany will and music from nickelback, and that's it, but that's good, right? after turning down numerous offers from "grey's anatomy" and "dancing with the stars" our first guest decided to do a sports radio show, "the artie and nick show." the nationally syndicated show airs monday and friday nights at 10:00. please say hello to nick dipaolo and artie lange. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks for -- i know you guys took a night off, right, to come out and do this? >> yeah, they had to really twist our arm. >> we've been on seven weeks, jim, and it's time for a night off. >> jimmy: are you sick of each other already? >> yes. >> a little bit. >> jimmy: a little bit. would either of you have considered this if it was a morning radio show? >> well, first of all, we wouldn't do mornings because the morning guys at talk sports know what they're talking about. 10:00 p.m., we don't know what we're talking about. >> if i knew about sports, with my gambling problem, i'd have three summer homes by n

you can see her now, sans-unitard, alongside dana delany on the show "body of proof." abc. please say hello to jeri ryan. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i heard you have laryngitis. >> this is my first day with any sort of voice. it's not mine yet. >> jimmy: how long have you been voiceless? >> this is day six. previous five days, there was no sound coming out of my mouth. >> jimmy: a whistle ming choking noise that came out of your moist? >> pretty much. >> jimmy: how did this happen? >> i had a cold, i got a cold wednesday, thursday from my daughter. she shared. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> thursday, halfway through the day at work, i was sitting there for 20 minutes and it was just gone. >> jimmy: how old is your daughter? >> 3 1/2. >> jimmy: did you punish her? >> i beat her a few times. >> jimmy: so, you had to work through this whole thing. >> i -- yesterday i worked all day. the previous few days i had off which was great. i was off friday and the weekend. i carried around my ipad and go to the notes and type things in. >> jimmy: you would type what you needed to s

. >> dicky: dana delany. >> i don't know what it is. >> dicky: and music from nickel back. >> jimmy:h no he