and sitting next to me is new york observer and contributor dana vachon. and good to see you, pinch. >> today our on-line opinion natter asks, was english being a global language should americans spend time studying poland languages in school? i believe it was a french philosopher saying the danger of being mono-lingual is, quote -- [speaking french]. which loosely translated states "i am the only butt doctor on duty. have you no choice but to let me disrobe and examine you." owe ky he didn't say -- okay, he didn't say that. >> bill told you to say that. >> i don't know who this bill is, but he sounds great. >> i had no idea. >>> is the whiney population back? on saturday protesters repeatedly clashed with cops throwing rocks and bottles and spraying walls with graffiti and smashing glass cases at city hall and burning an american flag. more than 400 were arrested and it appears gene quan has changed her initial position of coddling these criminals telling reporters, quote, people in the community have to stop making excuses for this behavior. and the form

. >> i tell you one thing you didn't get wrong at "red eye" and that was awarding dana vachon and i the best" red eye" moment of 2011. i just want to on behalf of myself and dana, thank you guys for allowing me to carry dana through that performance. >> quickly, that was a fan vote, so thank the fans. >> that's what i thought i was doing. >> i was robbed. >> this is televised and going into people's living rooms all over the place. >> i i didn't know that. >> i would like to say, bill, over the holiday break, did you kill rick springfield and then are wearing his skin and hair as a suit? >> rick wishes he could get facial hair like this. that's half a month right there. >> it is a mullety sort of 80s thing. and your skin looks like it has been dead for several days. moving on. andy, you said that with newt and the different personalities, that there is two kinds of newts. i looked that up. actually there is a website called kind of newt .com. and they are actually over 350 kinds of newts. >> really? >> yes. just to name a few, emperor newt, alpine newt, a paddle taled newt and an eye be

tucker carlson, dana vachon and anthony kumeyay. >> i thought we got rid of that music. >> i asked themk on. it sings to me. >> back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> it is called michelle fields. you should check it out. >> go out on the field and it is covering events. >> there is nobody out there. >> can i offer a suggestion? a cute pup puppet called field mouse. i can provide the voice. maybe he can be french. wink. >> are you done, bill? >> no. >> michael, why is this likely your last week on earth? >> that's a very good question and not a cry for help. >> it is like the most dangerous city on earth. i will be coming back. >> usa number one jacket. >> do a lot of cheering. >> m to, how is your new sirius xm radio station going? none of us would know. we were never invited. >> i do want the "red eye" guys on. he brought it up. it was on last tuesday and it is on every week. sirius xm on laugh usa channel. this -- >> you just made up some names. >> he is from "the

it is dana vachon, new york observer contributor. that's a long sentence.nd rock bottom is the social status and the strip name at the strip club. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and he is one of the best known names in journalism, but her -- but geraldo rivera couldn't make it. so we have rick eleven ven that will. and it is our "new york times" cory spawn department. good to see you, pinch. >> in our hip front page, a report on the hour -- on the more and more couples that are sharing their passwords to all of their on-line accounts. how passe. all of sour employees have audio passwords. you might say my voice is my passport. somebody call tech support post haste! i must call my log-in. post haste, i must say. >> enclose the joint to make a point. they closed down for an entire day to protest the anti-piracy bill known as sopa and pippa which incidentally are not the names of my two extra toes. it would mean sites could be punished by movies and critics say and they say they could damage the free and open internet. and so visitors were greeted w