thank you. >> jimmy: dane cook, everybody."i did my best" greatest hits comes out november 23rd. i think michael is going to be very pleased. be right back. ♪ tell me ♪ how am i supposed to live without you ♪ ♪ please baby ♪ [ instrumental: rock ] [ announcer ] on rare occasions, opposites can coexist. introducing the sport hybrid. [ engine revving ] ♪ night and day ♪ you are the one ♪ only you beneath the moon ♪ or under the sun the combination only honda could engineer. >> jimmy: a lot of emotion on the show tonight. a great deal of emotion. maroon 5 will be here. little bit later on. in the meantime, adam levine, their lead singer, like much of america, was impressed by the skills of our friendly car doe. he's probably the greatest pop a shot player the world has ever known. this is ricardo. he's a busboy at barney's beanery here in los angeles. this summer, he made history by making short work of nba stars like lebron james, like nba legend charles barkley, who he beat. he even took the great kobe bryant down. now, adam sa

world number one caroline wozniacki overcame an injury to reach the semifinals of the china open the dane. on the last side tie break but had her leg heavily bandaged after feeling pain early in the second however the hurt couldn't spoil her red hot all she proceeded confident and rounded off the match seven six six three next thanks for your hard peer and hope the pain will go. just been having some treatment.

next week on the show, joel mchale will be here, sigourney weaver, tom bergeron, dane cook, busy phillips, vanessa williams, "dancing with the stars" victim number two. we'll have music from randy houser, sharon jones & the dap-kings, the avett brothers, and maroon 5. so join us then. our first guest tonight is an oscar-nominated actor who quit acting a year and a half ago, but it turned out that when he said he quit acting, he was acting. the result of that elaborate hoax is a new movie called "i'm still here." it is in select theaters now, and available everywhere there's an internet connection on itunes and ondemand. please say hello to joaquin phoenix. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look so normal now. i don't know what to make. >> you look well, too. >> jimmy: thank you. i appreciate that.

russian will next face top seed caroline wozniacki who has more than just the title to play for the dane toils her way into the decide outpassed victoria as a ranker valorise frozen out spirits on course for these a win after taking the first set six two but she lost her cool in the second to two tennis schools and smashing racquets and eventually lost it in a tie break she said all along at a crucial moment however as a ranker committed the same mistake in the third set as nowitzki had three match points so dane moves a step closer to difference reader williams as the world number one she now needs to beat dementia and reach the quarterfinals they should actually. emerge a g.p. down the progress that has all but ruled himself out of the title race after the spaniard broke his collarbone in a crash during friday's free practice ahead of the japanese grand prix the honda rider had been on the metate the track for just six minutes before a jammed throttle caused his fourth. dreiser suffered multiple fractures to his left collarbone and is likely to miss the next three races there are only

i didn't know dane cook had millions.d of itself apparently his brother has pled guilty to 20 counts of larceny, over $250. three counts of forgery. embezzlement, other charges. it got so bad at one point the half brother wrote out a check for $3 million to himself from dane cook's account. apparently they have the same mother. the name of the brother is daryl especially whenood. >> people say3ess mix youup s times. hopefully, they'll get that resolved. that kind of money at stake. here is our most bizarre story in the skinny, apparently if you ever wanted naked pictures of kany arot prt. >> yeah, this is kind of crazy. radar online is reporting there are images that show kanye from the chest up wearing sunglasses and a gold chain, completely nude. the second picture shows his genitals exposed from his boxer briefs. sent it to myspace. now buck naked pictures could be coming to your inbox. >> i have a feeling taylor swift won't be buying those. >> good call. associated with sleep. lunesta helps you get the restful sleep

dane cook's half brother apparently embezzled millions from the actor.e cook had millions. i am shocked by that, in and of itself. apparently his brother, guilty of 20 counts of larceny, over $250, three counts of forgerly, embezzlement, other charges. it got so bad at one point the half brother wrote out a check for $3 million to himself from dane cook's account. apparently they have the same mother. the name of the brother is daryl mccauley. not nice. especially when it is blood. >> people say sometimes family and business don't mix. keep it all separate. you set yourselves up some times. hopefully get that resolved. here is our most bizarre story in the skinny, apparently if you ever wanted naked pictures of kanye west. you are about to hit pay dirt. >> pass. this is kind of crazy. >> radar online is reporting there are images out there that show kanye from chest up wearing sunglasses and a gold chain, completely nude. the second picture shows his genitals exposed from his boxer briefs. sent it to myspace. now buck naked pictures could be coming to yo

when did many danes find work? surprise, after exactly five years.den mark cut benefits to four years. then danes found jobs in four years. this year denmark cut the benefits in half. surveys found 1/3 of the unemployed find work immediately when their benefits run out. >> when there were only a few weeks left did start looking at jobs that i had been passing up. >> we should have a safety net to help people who cannot help themselves. i don't think we ought to have a safety net that lulls people into complacency. john: it is kind to want to help people who have fallen on hard times. government hand-outs encourage people to rely on hand-outs, instead of on themselves. john skwhraopb makes you happy? money? what could be better than -- better than winning a lottery. look at those big smiles. >> oh my gosh. john: here the surprise for most, a few months later. >> they are not happy. the lottery winners are less happy. when people don't earn their own success. they are not as happy, they are not as healthy. john: arthur brooks wrote a book about happine

when did many danes find work? surprise, after exactly five years.oden mark cut benefits to four years. then danes found jobs in four years. this year denmark cut the benefits in half. surveys found 1/3 of the unemployed find work immediately when their benefits run out. >> when there were only a few weeks left did start looking at jobs that i had been passing up. >> we should have a safety net to help people who cannot help themselves. i don't think we ought to have a safety net that lulls people into complacency. john: it is kind to want to help people who have fallen on hard times. government hand-outs encourage people to rely on hand-outs, instead of on themselves. [ female announcer ] with rheumatoid arthritis, there's the life you live... and the life you want to live. fortunately there's enbrel, the #1 most doctor-prescribed biologic medicine for ra. enbrel can help relieve pain, stiffness, fatigue, and stop joint damage. because enbrel suppresses your immune system, it may lower your ability to fight infections. serious, sometimes fatal, even

when did many danes find work? surprise, after exactly five years.ark cut benefits to four years. then danes found jobs in four years. this year denmark cut the benefits in half. surveys found 1/3 of the unemployed find work immediately when their benefits run out. >> when there were only a few weeks left did start looking at jobs that i had been passing up. >> we should have a safety net to help people who cannot help themselves. i don't think we ought to have a safety net that lulls people into complacency. john: it is kind to want to help people who have fallen on hard times. government hand-outs encourage people to rely on hand-outs, instead of on themselves. coming up, the alternative. hi. you know, if we had let fedex office pri our presentation, they could have shipped it too. saved ourselves the hassle. i'm not too sure about this. look at this. [ security agent ] right. you never kick off with sales figures. kicking off with sales figures! i'm yawning. i'm yawning some more. aaaaaaaand... [ snores ] i see your pnt. yeah. snores ] [ malannoun

. >>> plus, the miami heat's dane shows why he's the new king of south beach. your early morning sports headlines are just ahead. >>> we're still dealing with two slow-moving storm systems, one in new england and the other in california. your wednesday forecast is coming up. you're watching "early today." >>> good morning. if you're just waking up, this is "early today." in sports, late news out of england that natio story soccer team liverol has been sold to the owners of the boston red sox for an undisclosed amount. >>> after all the hype over the off season acquisitions of the miami heat, last night, the big three made their debut for all of three minutes. here's nbc's fred roggin with an early look at all your sports headlin. >>> good morning. a new era began last night for the miami heat, but just minutes into their preseason debut, the big three became the big two. three minutes in, dwyane wade pulled up while chasing handleton. he had toeave the game with a strained right hamstring and will return in a couple of weeks. now they've got lebron. he had 18.

. >>> plus, the miami heat's dane dwyane wade shows why he's the new king of south beach. your early morning sports headlines are just ahead. >>> we're still dealing with two slow-moving storm systems, one in new england and the other in california. your wednesday forecast is coming up. >>> you're watching "early today." (announcer) you'd never wash your dishes in a dirty sink, so why use a dirty dishwasher? hidden dirt can build up. for flawless results, use finish dishwasher cleaner to remove grease and limescale. and a cleaner dishwasher means amazing dishes. finish, the diamond standard. >>> good morning. if you're just waking up, this is "early today." in sports, late news out of england that nation story soccer team liverpool has been sold to the owners of the boston red sox for an undisclosed amount. meanwhile, after all the hype over the off-season acquisitions of the miami heat, last night the big three made their debut for all of three minutes. here's nbc's fred roggin with an early look at all your sports headlines. >>> good morning. a new era began last night f

caroline wozniacki is the new world number one in women's tennis the dane overtaken serino williams following victory at the china open russian veto over their player standing between wozniacki on the title on monday after the final had been postponed earlier terrain was the eventual winner who play in the opening set six three. two level modish in the second and force a decider however wozniacki was all business in the third day a twenty year old going the russian to take it six three her first china open trial and first time she's topped the charts in the women's game but it's great you know i'm really happy i'm really happy about the way i've been playing out you know it's right here in beijing a special feeling especially after the one. earlier novak djokovic came out on top in the other rain delayed final in beijing the serve the feeling spain's david for to successfully defend his title no real trouble for the world number two in this one which cruising to a six two six four win on the second a.t.p. title of the season. ok let's move on where sport touched. those are continuing in the k

during a town hall debate dane khan said we do not walk around with bodyguards because we love the city. these rendering show a future risk building for open spaces for art, a memorial for september 11th and rooms for prayer. ground braking twobl two to three years ago. still a lot of money to raise before they get close to breaking ground on that. the markets as we get all up in your business. carolyn shown ee ee eer is live. >> good morning. let's get you the latest on verizon wireless. they will offer refunds worth more than $90 million to 15 million customers that were charged for data storage or data usage that they actually didn't accrue. the federal communication commission said it began investigating this issue about ten months back when it got reports about mystery fees from verizon wireless and system now looking into whether verizon will have to pay an additional fine. verizon said that most of the refunds will range from $2 to $6. that seems like a small amount but if you look at the total of 90 million that certainty isn't soeven of a small amount anymore. apart from that a

two students and best friends 17-year-old alec lamb son and dane flat on their backs struck by lightning clothes and bond still smoldering. the lightning had stopped their hearts. >> i was in tears. >> reporter: instead of panicking ron sprang into as immediately administering cpr he dragged them back into school until the paramedics arrived. they were airlifted to a trauma hospital their bodies artificial cooled 6 degrees below normal. their families believe ron is a hero. he. >> we have ron to thank for saving our sons lives. >> reporter: he disagrees and believes anyone in his circumstance would do the same thing. >> we know they are grateful. we're just grateful we could be here to do our part. >>> the ravens were put on the pink in support of breast cancer awareness month they will be wearing pink when they take on the denver broncos. the coach said they decided to have everyone wear the cleats for one game instead of a few players wearing them some weeks. some players are also going to wear pink chinstraps pink towels kick off at 1:00. downtown at m and t bank stadium. >>> well, no

world number one caroline wozniacki overcame an injury to reach the semifinals of the china open the dane. on the last side tie break but had her leg heavily bandaged after feeling pain early in the second however the hurt couldn't spoil her red hot all she proceeded confident and rounded off the match seven six six three next thanks for your hard peer and hope the pain will go. just been having some treatment. they don't think it's too serious to substract. that's what's causing the pain more than was me asking is next opponent is your heart period vision it's loans to me since the seven six six four while there's one of the french open champion francesca schiavone six love six two in a match that lasted just fifty four minutes next up to the russian is the local star nine seed lee now it would be qualify and this to see the best of seven six six three. let's move to ice hockey lefty kmiec scored three times in the final period to inflict a three nil home defeat on defending champions at bars yesterday because and side are struggling so far this season and the tempo behind league leaders

wozniacki were me in the world's top female tennis player until at least the beginning of next year the dane qualifying for the semifinals of the w.t. eight championships in qatar after a comeback win over francesca schiavone the event held at the international tennis complex in qatar for the third and final time and it was quite a wind to remember for wozniacki who find yourself scrambling to stay in the match after dropping the you can sit six three. unable to keep her opponent drownded for a. remarkable turnaround seeing. the next few sets in dominating fashion three six six one six one how it ended twenty year old wozniacki becoming the youngest player to. number one status since making it. means alot to me that's something i've always dreamed of since i was a little girl so to finish off the number one. just now it's. just shows what a great season. if i was another player earning a comeback. on the day he informs them on just those are starting off with a six four win in the opener bringing back memories of her recent win over the russian soap and demented regroup tarver to secure the

partly cloudy skies, good looking dane tomorrow night down to 47 degrees with a few clouds and breezy. and a quick check of your 7-day forecast here. pretty much all good news bottom line 73 tomorrow. 74 friday into the weekend. looks fantastic. we may get into the upper 70s on sunday. rosie. >> there is still no official bottom two this season, but last night the final two stars left standing did have the lowest judges scores. and in the end it became a devil of a situation for the one who got 666. here's abc. >> reporter: margaret cho is the latest star to go. she and her partner are out after 3 weeks of competition. margaret says she's proud she got to participate. >> i feel like i opened myself up to a whole new group of people and i'm so honored that i got to do this. i'm honored i got to dance for everyone. i had such a great time. >> reporter: margaret is known for her bold comedy style, but her partner is pleased he brought out another side of her. >> margaret dares to be vulnerable, and i think that is a huge victory for every american watching the show that feels weird or di

the thing is that the had the danes are still unaware of what's going on in their land. why do you. think i don't know anything about alaska the great deal on our cheek. to people of how to abandon the trappings of the twenty first century could you imagine living your life as if it was ten o nine rather than two thousand and nine well in cure of as a man who's done just that. this place looks like it could be straight out of a grimm fairy. even looks like it might be home to some enormous which. fortunately for me the which wasn't home but just around the corner little did i know i was about to bump into a medieval blacksmith. man is the head of one of the most popular historical societies and he considers himself a viking. we for chair it's our little smithy and the house this meadow belongs to our club we arrange holidays we can rest and even sleep here sometimes we spend the weekends people in our club make different decorations and weapons we just have fun for example actually. every viking needs to prepare for a day's pillaging with some weapons practice and remember that down

is in the marine group alongside francesca schiavone some studies that have caroline wozniacki the dane enters the competition as the world number one that was just grow mission the chance to take. a little silver crush i'm just happy it's a ploy here and i'm looking for. other girls are great composers and great players as well having a great season so it's going to be tough but it's going to be. done let me ask you will play her first marine great match against elaine adventure about one in the wind group current while number two. he responded that will take on going to yankovic's and so on arrival he's looking forward to the start of the competition. i can show my best i can beat anyone on the on the other side of the net i know it's not going to be easy there are a lot of great players out there but. you know i will go out there and give my all we'll see where it's going to take me american football now and the san francisco forty nine ers touchdown in london on monday fresh from blowing a late lead and losing to the tower line a panthers twenty three twenty in the n.f.l. the forty

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good evening, i'm dane king. >> i'm ken bastida. a bare area mayor forced to talk about a very difficult talk about her life. a bankruptcy filing, depression and trouble holding down a job. joe vazquez says it is because police and firefighters dug up paperwork from her long ago past. >> my staff person has what you are looking for. >> reporter: there were some awkward moments in richmond tonight as mayor gail mc showed up and was asked some difficulty questions. a nasty bombshell was dropped by the police and firefighters union who produced bankruptcy documents filed on baffle of the mayor when she admitted she suffered from psychiatric problems. as a result the paperwork said she was receiving permanent disability security. >> it is disturbing. not that she had serious psychiatric disabilities nor the fact that by her own account before becoming mayor she was unable to hold down a steady job. what's most disturbing is we did not know these things about the mayor before she was elected in 2006. >> reporter: the mayor says she went

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dementieva is in the marine group alongside francesca schiavone some studies and current does not skate the daneenters the competition as the world number one that was just running in the chance to take part. i don't really feel the pressure i'm just happy it's a play here and i'm looking forward to serve them. girls are great composers and great players as well having a great season so it's going to be tough but it's going to be. done for me ask you will play her first marine great match against the line adventure that won the once great current well number two. here is one a right that will take on when a young kid it has been arrived at is looking forward to the start of the competition. i can show my best i can beat anyone on the on the other side of the net i know it's not going to be easy there are a lot of great players out there but i will. you know i will go out there and give my all we'll see where it's going to take me american football now and the san francisco forty nine ers touched down in london on monday fresh from blowing a late lead and losing to the towel on a panthers twenty

the world rankings by reaching the quarter finals of the china open in beijing the twenty year old dane defeated czech petra critter that six three six two to claim her new status she becomes the third player in the last two years to climb to the top that winning a grand slam williams lost her crown after being out of action since undergoing foot surgery in the summer however is loving a new status. i'm sure about with very few of us little care so so that's why i'm very proud of what i've achieved and to come i thought world number one of the. formula one and red bull have dominated friday's practice session for the japanese grown prius's zuker with sebastian vettel topping the time sheets ahead of teammate and championship leader mark webber with just four races left five drivers remain in the running for the title defending champion jenson button needs a total finishing. our driver could use a solid performance to finish foresters rise billy payne assets still winless so far this season with the fifth quickest and inform team mate and under alongside the second in the standings this

serena williams after reaching the quarter finals of the china open in beijing the twenty year old dane defeated czech at track critter on six three six two she becomes the third player in the last two years to climb to the top without winning a grand slam so in a williams lost her crown after being out of action since undergoing foot surgery in the summer doesn't ask you meanwhile is loving her new status every incident counts for trade about with her from fossil record so so that's why i'm very proud of what i've achieved from the commerce of world number one of our. am i could also be a few changes at the top of men's golf tiger woods reign as world number one will come to an end if england's lee westwood finishes at least second as in danders this weekend he's playing in the alfred dunhill links championship and although he suffered a recurrence of a calf injury during his opening round he decided to carry on and was four shots off the pace ahead of granted a leader shared by thomas bjorn ricardo gonzalez martin the faber and martin lead they all carded a sixty six and europe's ryde

serener williams after reaching the quarter finals of the china open in beijing the twenty two year old dane defeated czech patrick of it of a six three six two becomes the third player in the last two years to climb to the top without winning a grand slam williams losing her crown after being out of action since foot surgery in the summer was the skin meanwhile is loving when you start is the mainstream culture a train about this day since i was little kid so so that for amber proud of what i've achieved and to call myself well number one. it's surreal. every is an event of a russian seven signalling the dimension of a seven six seven six it took me forty eight minutes behind favorite li na to thrash angelica curve of germany sixty six love while aniston says of us it's a vast of latvia had a walkover against the thirteenth seed ninety of the tribe out of russia. and in the men's going world number one rafael nadal went through to the last stage of the japan open with a straight sets victory over canadian qualifying me off brian h. and the dow say four bright point six three three the secon

after beating italy sora irani in her opener in beijing fresh from her triumph in tokyo last week the dane got a quest for a sixth title of the year off to a quick start she received. the buy in the first round was very much veronique in the second from her opponent out in straight sets six four six two all she needs to do now to unseat serena williams at the top of the rankings. at trick christopher and reach the quarter finals should wozniak you succeed at the twenty year old will become only the twentieth woman to take the top spot since the likeness began thirty five years ago i. was on the right could become the world number three she came from a set down throughout this fellow russian no he had five seven six four six two the final school spawn a rival moving into the last eight and is certain to overtake venus williams in third in the world however the french open champion francesca schiavone could beat them by the spot on the right about the each other in the quarter finals the italian beat another russian directorship in a. kind of mistake i don't care became only the eighth activ

here's the sen dane forecast as we break this down for you.an see the temperatures going down as we head into sunday. so, 51 is going to be chilly start for the race. that's for sure. and as we head into the afternoon hours, that's when we have a chance for showers into the evening time frame. around 6:00 like i showed you and by monday it's going to be a rainy day on tap for us. we will see the clouds out there quite cool and by the time we hit tuesday, still showers possible that will continue into wednesday with the temperature coming at 65 degrees. and then by the time we hit thursday and friday, it's going to be another nice day outside. temperatures 68 and 69. kelly. >> thanks. >>> do you remember where you were the afternoon of october 3rd, 1995? well if you are not sure see if this famous footage jogs your memory. >> we the jury in the above entitled action fine the defendant orenthal james simpson not guilty. >> this sunday marks 15 years since the california jury acquitted o.j. simpson on charges murder his wife nicole brown simpson

." >> jimmy: tonight, dane cook, music from marine 5, adam levine from marine 5 does pop a shot musicm marine 5, adam levine from marine 5 does pop a shot with ricardo the busboy, and meg whitman's nose is growing again. this time she's lying about jerry brown on taxes. but as governor jerry brown cut $4 billion in taxes and says no new taxes without voter approval. meg whitman -- her nose just keeps on growing and growing. meg whitman is lying about jerry brown again...on taxes again. newspapers have called many of her ads untrue. fact: jerry brown cut taxes by $4 billion and says no new taxes without voter approval. but meg whitman's nose just keeps growing by the millions.

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this is not from tidal flooding this is because the storm dane drains are overwhelmed by how much wateris coming down. it rained so hard, that storm drains which were not even clogged became overwhelmed by the sheer volume of water. like this one on the access road to route 50 in centreville. in oldtown alexandria, pedestrians clung to umbrellas as they navigated ever-deepening puddles. earlier, heavy rains during the morning rush hour flooded many of the older fairfax county roads that run across small creeks and streams. many are so placid that residents forget they are there, until flash flooding turns them into a potentially inconvenient and dangerous obstacle. >> i know how to get around. and i'll take it asy, do what i have to do. >> reporter: it was a day that just about everyone was soaked by the time they dashed from the car to the office. >> i almost got into five different car accidents, raining, downpouring, i had to go out to my car, which is parked outside. i got soaking wet so my hair looks like this. >> reporter: the next high tide comes to old town at 1:30 a.m. it will