(laughter) i'll treat him the same way i treated last night's guest author daniel bergner in that i won'tk, either. by the way, bergner did a great acoustic set last night. (laughter) should have taped it. i call the shots in this building and that's just the way it is, okay? i let sir paul know it's a half hour show, we have time for one song. (laughter) he immediately agreed to do an hour-long show with six songs. (cheers and applause) this and i said "yes, sir, sir." (laughter) so i told him we rehearsed at 5:00 and tape at 7:00. there's simply no other way to do it. he said he had to leave by 4:00, we'll be taping at 3:00. which is 7:00 some place in the middle of the atlantic ocean so i'm calling that one a win for our side. of course, i explained to sir paul that taping so early would mean we'd need him here by 11:00 a.m. for rehearsal and he agreed to get here when he got here. (laughter) and as with any musical guest, we have to secure the broadcast rights to their songs, clear the lyrics with legal and, of course nail down our lighting and camera angles so i told sir paul we abso