daniel d. portado's answer, yes, i want to camp mormonhead for a hunting trip. i mentioned self-deportation to him, the rest is history. everybody who is saying this is not a joke, this is a joke. this is a joke. this has been a joke from the beginning. there was fake trademarked as a joke. >> self-deportation is a trademark of hispanics against liberal takeover. all self-deportations are final, no exchanges or refunds. tickets one way or only. >> when mitt romney kept talking in florida how his father was born in mexico, how he, mitt romney, would love to be seen as a hispanic american, somebody who seems suspiciously a lot like daniel d. portado formed another handle called "mexican mitt" i am the juan percent. it's a joke. this whole thing was supposed to be a joke. the parts that are not a joke, frankly, are absurd. >> if i were elect and congress were to pass the dream act, would i veto it and the answer is yes. amnesty is a magnet. what we have had in the past, programs have said people come here illegally will get to stay illegal le for the rest of their