with daniel day-lewis as you've never seen him before-- as tyler perry... as george washington.n the true story of a down-and-out texas football team... (whistle blows) pushed to the brink by a millionaire oil tycoon... i don't care how much team spirit you got. i'm-a shut this program down! ee, hee hee hee hee! (slo-mo voice) ohh! face closed. (whirs) (romantic music playing) starring kate beckinsale... i needed that. now get out. (roars) chewbacca... (roars) danny devito... (growls) (hawk cries) don cheadle... academy award winner meryl streep in a mustache, academy award winner helen mirren in a hovercraft... get off my hovercraft! (bonnie tyler) ♪ i need a hero ♪ i'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night ♪ academy award winner christoph waltz... no one puts baby in the corner. academy award winner matt damon... (sweeping orchestral music playing) 'cause there's a star out there, becky, at the end of the rainbow, a big old shootin' star, and i'm gonna-- who we're going to cut out of the movie. (music stops) are you (bleep) kidding me? i will (bleep) kill you, kimme