according to cohen, after the "access hollywood" tape came out, they found out stormy daniels was also shopping story around. cohen testified: "trump said to me, this is a disaster. total disaster. women are going to hate me. guys may think it's cool, but this is going to be a disaster for the campaign. unless, unless everyone finds out about it someday and learns all the dirty details, goes on trial, i sit there, sleeping and farting, then somehow it's good for my campaign." and as far as this affecting his marriage goes, according to cohen, trump wasn't worried about melania leaving him, saying: "don't worry. how long do you think i'll be on the market for? not long." [booing] coincidentally, "not long," is how stormy described it. [cheering] it's my birthday! it's my birthday joke! but it's true. he would be off the market soon. i mean, he's clearly past his expiration date. he'd be playin' the field. "i'm gonna be all over the apps. tinder, bumble, seamless, grubhub. ladies. delivery is free, but guac is extra!" trump held a rally at the jersey shore this weekend and did exactly what you're