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tonight, christina ricci, from "new girl", jake johnson, and music from danny brown! with cleto and the cletones! and now, after all's been said and done, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> thank you for being here tonight. great to have you here.

tonight, christina ricci, from "new girl", jake johnson, and music from danny brown! with cleto and the cletones! and now, after all's been said and done, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> thank you for being here tonight. great to have you here.

we'll have music from danny brown. kim kardashian, sean lowe and his fiancee katherine.putting it on television. join us then. our first guest tonight went from tv talk show host to nominated actor to specifically make guys like me feel about about themselves. on thursday night, he makes his triumphant return to television as a brilliant but degenerate lawyer on "rake." please say hello to greg kinnear. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i was just talking to members of our studio audience. one is from seattle and one from poe land. the polish woman wants to know how to please a man. you've been married for a while. what can she do to please her man? >> the first thing you want to do is wear flowers in your hair. >> jimmy: she's got flowers in her hair. >> oh, perfect. >> look at the look on the man's face. >> jimmy: i think it's humiliation, i don't know. you had two daughters. now you have three daughters. what's next? four daughters? >> turn the cards over and they keep coming up aces. >> jimmy: do you wish you had a son? is it one of those things -- >> you know, we had two daugh

and we'll have music from jason derulo, danny brown, young the giant, and vampire weekend.f march 10th we're packing up the show, guillermo and all, and taking it to texas. we will be in austin for the annual south by southwest festival. we're broadcasting from the long center and we will give you ticket information for that soon if you're going to be around there. that will be fun. there is no place better than austin texas, there just isn't have you ever been to austin, texas? >> guillermo: no, i haven't. >> jimmy: we're going to eat everything in the whole town. including the people. our first guest tonight is a talented actor who does a very fine job of filling very big shoes, whether they be that of shatner or ford. he plays cia agent jack ryan in the new thriller, "jack ryan: shadow recruit," it opens in theaters tomorrow. please welcome chris pine. [ applause ] >> jimmy: everyone is excited. >> yeah. >> jimmy: a member of our studio audience having some personal problems at home. but she came out to see you tonight. she might not have a home anymore. no. [ inaudible

and we'll have music from danny brown and jason derulo. so join us then.and an actor. he's a raptor, really. [ laughter ] but sunday night, he takes a break from solving crimes to host the 56th annual grammy awards on cbs. please welcome ll cool j. [ cheers and applause ] >> what's up, man? >> jimmy: you get more muscular every time i see you. >> you've got to do what you've got to do. >> jimmy: when is it going to end? >> when i stop working out. >> jimmy: how do you keep getting more muscular? >> just try to avoid twinkies at every turn. >> jimmy: that's no fun at all. i was thinking about you. yesterday i was thinking about you, and i was thinking, you're very nice -- you seem to be a very nice guy. your a family-oriented guy. you're on a show that a lot of -- you're a very mainstream guy. you're hosting the grammy awards, all this stuff. but i get the feeling also that you're secretly crazy. [ laughter ] >> that's pretty funny. >> jimmy: i think it's that laugh. [ laughter ] part of what makes you -- >> i think we're all a little nuts, jimmy. >> jimmy:

another few minutes danny and nick knology i think the biggest fight in two thousand and fourteen may end up being california where. it will be up to see if people can persuade jerry brown and others to try rush on plans for huge fracking more oil on the monitor in shale and elsewhere in california and there's really good movement arising to do that. here at the end of the year the first carbon emissions trading program opened up in china i think we're going to see any movement on implementing a carbon tax here in the u.s. or even i mean it was george herbert walker bush used as i recall he is cap and trade to stop sulfur dioxide the acid rain problem. you know george herbert walker bush couldn't i'm afraid when you. can crime or any place in this country right now i don't think come i don't think we're going to see big action from washington on a carbon tax anytime soon you are most in the world i don't see it this is an obvious no brainer there's no reason if she was shooting only people on earth we don't you know pay for the game which their product creates. but i don't think that's a problem with the current species or n t c will continue to be a question as hard as