danny devito >> yeah, yeah.hool with me, because you want to look cool. and i get them to the party, and we pull up to the party and it's the coolest, and you're on "snl" and your buddies from high school are there and i walk past a car, and i get, like, yanked like - and i'm like, "i'm being assaulted," and it's danny devito he's like, "you think it's funny playing me?" [ laughter ] and he immediately let go was like, "i love you, kid." and i was like, well, "that was the greatest -- i just got attacked by danny devito in front of my high school buddies. >> seth: i mean, that's really the dream. >> i've made it. [ laughter ] >> seth: so i was recently -- i was a guest on "the tonight show with jimmy fallon" recently, and we were talking about bombing. >> yeah. >> seth: especially specifically bombing at charity gigs. >> yes >> seth: and i was talking, and i think you know where i'm going. >> oh, no, i saw this, yeah. >> seth: you and i together bombed worse than i've ever bombed in my life. >> it was -- the wor

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i've never met danny devito and he's 6'1". [ laughter ] >> rob: your were not a sports fan?te about playing but not following it much. conflict resolution, a bunch of guys on the field with the ball, running around, running around, let's get balls for everyone. [ laughter ] maybe if everyone had a ball, we could just have a ball. >> rob: yeah, everybody gets a ball. balls for everybody. >> yeah. >> rob: yeah. now you've learned the pain of what it is to be a fan. >> now i understand, you know, particularly soccer, as we call it, football. because, you know, it's in wales. i understand the absolutely gorgeous disaster, slow-motion train wreck that is the sport of football. [ laughter ] >> rob: yes. >> i'm obsessed now. >> rob: i like to think i got you addicted to football. >> 100%. >> rob: it is the biggest sport in the world, a global phenomenon. so what i'd like to do, what we'd like to do as a show, is to get people addicted to the sport of football here in the united states. specifically wrexham. hopefully when you watch -- >> share the misery with the people in the worl

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tomorrow night, nikki glaser will be hosting with her guests danny devito, jameela jamil, and music fromrtist and a talented actress who's personally responsible for the sharp increase in tissue sales all across america. all episodes of "this is us" are on hulu and her album, "in real life," is out now. please say hello to mandy moore. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ oh, wow. >> hello. >> simu: mandy, welcome to the show. i know it's your ninth time on the kimmel show. it's your first time with me. i just wanted to get this out of the way, that i had a huge crush on you as a teenager. >> what? >> simu: it's out. i just had to put it out there. >> i'm so flattered. >> simu: it kind of looks like we missed our window. [ laughter ] >> we missed our window, i'm sorry, yeah. i'm 8 1/2 months pregnant. >> simu: congratulations, that's incredible. [ cheers and applause ] i know on social media you announced that you were having a boy? >> yeah, my second boy. >> simu: that's right. [ cheers and applause ] how did it -- how did it feel? how is the second -- i mean, i've never been pregnant. [ laughter