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and later this week danny mcbride, sara ramirez, david beckham, wes craven and music from sum 41 and duran. so please join us. our first guest tonight is a pioneer. he is revolutionized the way we look at family, reality television, and the "f" word. you can see her now on her very best behavior every weekday on "the talk." please say hello to sharon osbourne. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how is everything? greet see you. you look great. >> thank you. so do you. >> jimmy: thank you. >> you look very prepty. >> jimmy: i got a new tie and everything. the last time you were here was before your show went on the air. and you could on the name one of two of your co-hosts on the show. do you know who your co-hosts are now? >> it depends what happens the night before. no, i do. of course i do. >> jimmy: who are they? >> sara, leah, and holly. >> jimmy: that is right. you guys went on a teen building retreat this weekend? >> we did it last friday, yes. fabulous. >> jimmy: was it really good? >> no, it's weird. there is a lady that is hyped up telling you to do all these things and she i

tomorrow night on the show, danny mcbride, sara ramirez, and music from duran duran.or that. our first guest tonight, against unbelievable odds, celebrated his 40th birthday this month. he is the co-founder of an empire known as "jackass." >> because 24/7 when we're shooting, all of us are always attacking each other. i may be attacking everyone a little more. >> [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: "jackass 3" is available now on dvd and blu-ray. it looks just like this. and "jackass 3.5" premieres april 1st on the website joost.com. please say hello to johnny knoxville. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: look at that. >> hello. >> jimmy: you brought a monster with you. >> yes. when my son was born, jimmy was nice enough to send a cookie monster and it went to the wrong address so you sent two and this is the second one and i want to give it to this young lady in the audience here. there you go. there's your cookie monster. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, it went to the wrong address. >> that's from me and jimmy. you're welcome. >> jimmy: and your son, rocco. that

danny mcbride. he's like your patron saint, right?z, wes craven, david beckham and the first celebrity casualty from "dancing with the stars." plus, we'll have music from the sounds, sum 41 and duran duran. and brit noney spears. so, that's a solid lineup. our first guest tonight is an oscar-winning actress whose popularity has earned her nicknames like "the spanish enchantress" and "the madonna of madrid." pretty good nicknames. you can see her starting may 20th alongside johnny depp in the much-anticipated 3-d adventure "pirates of the caribbean: on stranger tides." please say hello to penelope cruz. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, thanks for being here. >> nice to see you. >> jimmy: it's fantastic, especially you being from europe because i get not one, but two kisses as you enter. >> yes, but but -- i always end up like this waiting for -- >> jimmy: we think one is -- especially me, one is enough for me probably for the rest of my life, but to get two, just in bonus territory there. thanks for coming. i know you have a 2 m