darling louise, will go back and pack up all your rooms for you and meet us. happy to, miss. we have a piano tuned, a chef stolen from shepherds of cairo and enough champagne to fill the nile! and it is very much that kind of, "enough champagne to fill the nile!" and then a whole bunch of celebrities and death and murder and hercule poirot, with his moustache. now, interestingly, in this, hercule poirot�*s moustache get its own backstory. there is literally a whole thing about where that moustache came from. it becomes very important about him being somebody who's hiding behind a mask because of stuff that's in his past. that should be a twitter handle! poirot�*s moustache? i am sure it probably is already. here's the thing with this. you said when you were watching that clip, "it looks very star—studded and glittery" — that is what it is. it's also pretty creaky. i mean, the murder mystery isn't very mysterious, and it feels kind of very mechanical. it's happening on this big steamer with these big paddles going around, and that kind of feels like a metaphor for the film—mak