the ukrainian internet party held a rally to get darth vader on the presidential ballot. s request was denied. perhaps the empire will strike back with the write-in. >>> for the first look at politics. i'm joined by plit koe's kevin. >> good morning. >> happy friday to you. let's start with this. the governor of mississippi signing the religious freedom act into law. supporters stay protect the individual of freedom as far as religious for the residents there. critics say it could be used to discriminate against gays and lesbi lesbian. same ring as arizona senate bill 1062. your take similar or no? >> here we go again. >> right. >> i think, you know, it really is what is the bottom line here. while the language of these laws may be different, the outcome could be the same. that's why a lot of civil rights group are weary and opposing it. what is interesting the law is based on the federal law from the 1990s that a lot of civil liberty groups actually supported but now they oppose it because of how the higher courts have interpreted it. that means that special -- essentiall

darth vader? obi-wan kenobi? yoeda or orlando. >> darth vader. >> darth vader. skywalker, during a light saber dooushlgs as you do, he reveals that he's luke's father. luke is like no and he chops off his hand. >> back across the street. >> she is from minnesota and has ten siblings and your mom is here, too, right? god bless you. which of the following celebrities does not have a twin brother or sister? kiefer sutherland? kate hudson? vin diesel? or gisele bundchen? >> there can't be two gisele bundchens. >> there apparently are. i know. excuse me? >> the correct answer is kate hudson. >> kate hudson does not have a twin. gisele does have a twin. her name is patricia. >> are they identical? >> i don't think so. she has an older brother, oliver. >> thanks, tim. we love it when you're here. >>> here's some trivia. what should your kids be eating every day? we'll have the answers. >>> plus tony and emmy winner kristin chenoweth is coming up right after this. sportier. annnd done. ok maxwell, just need to ah contact your insurance company with the vin number. oh, i

his passport even said "darth vader" on it. y other document that officials looked at, had his actual name. it turns out vader is an electrician from kiev. darth vader now says he'll run for president in russia in 2018. >> if you have a light saber you have to be an electrician. a self-described survivalist shot some video of bison in yellowstone national park. it showed them galloping down a road in the park. the narrator suggested, the animals were fleeing, in advance of a small earthquake that rocked yellowstone on sunday... and an underground super volcano at the park may be about to erupt. park officials say, the bison were just being frisky, and enjoying a warm spring day. >> it is the time of the year. >> its first the bison season. never know what's going to happen. >> i would just run as far and fast as i can to get away. been a run in the opposite direction. >> absolutely. it's 40 degrees right now in kankakee. charles o. metra school at 40. visibility is quite low. waukegan only about a third of a mile. same deal in d

he changed his name to darth vader back in march.n afghanistan, they take place tomorrow. series, a life-and-death situation. the taliban has vowed to disrupt the elections, and punish anyone involved in them. one journalist was killed, another injured in an attack in afghanistan's eastern province. they were traveling in their own car in a convoy of those delivering ballots. the journalist killed, she had been covering afghanistan and other conflict zones for years. elections of the first democratic power transfer in again since -- afghanistan's history. president karzai cannot run again due to term limits. 50% in a war zone is only a slight less in the 37% that we saw in the last for the 2012 is eventual election. we will be right back. ♪ >> we are off to space today. in view of the earth you have never seen before. discovery communications is partnering with a company called earth cast to streamline hd video from outer space. here is the director of technology. >> it is a pretty spectacular feat that we pulled off. we have had a l

my son said he is darth vader. who is this darth vader?olved. the police showed up. >> jimmy: they did really? >> my son stuck with it. please daddy is going to have a cavity search. you have got to stop this. and then -- finally the police woman, oui, oui, i am your father, luke. >> jimmy: thank goodness the police showed up. i would have sent him to live on tatuween. easier to raise your son or daughter? >> well both my sons, the only real difference is, it's great, man, but the, music stuff is the problem. my, my boys are into the clash and the smiths and, you know all this, great music. >> jimmy: stuff you like. >> sure. my daughter is into miley cyrus and that evil "let it go" i don't know what genius, what evil genius is at work that can make, a 2-year-old child know every word in let it go but not be able to say "i love you, daddy." it's evil. >> jimmy: your wife mentioned that you look to go camping? >> no, no, no, she likes to go camping. >> jimmy: she did say some s body. you don't like to go camping? >> her feeling is there is n

que pueden estar relacionados >> simpatizantes de un aspirante presidencial que se hace llamar darth vader, por la elección de crimea por vladimir putin, la agencia espacial estadounidenses dice que se trabajara un fioncionamiento continuo de la estación internacional espacial >> vamos con un adelanto de la noche >> una comunidad hispana de california esta alerta por la indiscriminada detención de angentes de la patrulla fronteriza >> la administración federal anti drogas dice que los carteles mexicanos están operando en washington y colorado después de la legalización de la marihuana y una red de prostitución de mujeres en anuncios clasificados, tenemos más en la noche >> autoridades en brasil amenazan con detener las obras del estadio donde se juega el partido inagu >> carlos tenorio ejecutó la norma del fútbol que dice que 2 cabezazos con gol, inaguraba un marcador contra polonia dando una de las sorpresas de la copa del mundo del 2006 >> faltan 70 días para brasil 2014, las autoridades amenazan con suspender las obra del estadio, por la muerte de un trabajador, es el tercer hombre que

the official presidential candidate for the ukrainian internet party is a man dressed in a darth vaderme. not to be confused with the president of russia who is darth vader in a man costume. [ laughter and applause ] there's a difference. subtle difference, but a difference, nonetheless. this is interesting. the department of agriculture is encouraging grandparents to read their grandchildren bed time stories about nutrition. stories like, "good night kale," "james and the giant organic peach," and, "the little engine that could thanks to his high fiber diet." [ laughter and applause ] this next story is bizarre. it's true, but it's bizarre. a las vegas masseuse was arrested after stealing a client's watch and hiding it in her vagina. she was caught in the elevator after someone casually asked her what time it was. [ laughter ] "excuse me miss, do you have the time?" "i do, just, turn around for a second. [ laughter ] it's 5:15. don't turn around yet." bad news for golf fans. tiger woods announced he won't play in the master's because he is recovering from back surgery. his doctors hav

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a rally held to get that man, darth vader, on the presidential ballot.f support from storm troopers and imperial guard, even a turncoat wookie, lord vader's request was denied. perhaps the empire will strike back with a write-in candidate. maybe a whole luke's father thing that did it. >>> time for a look ahead and look back. canine teams from around the country arrive in oso, washington, to help in the search for people and remains at the scene of last month's devastating mudslide. on thursday, the number of confirmed deaths rose to 30. >>> on this day in 1968, civil rights leader martin luther king jr. was assassinated as reported by nbc's chet hutly. >> martin luther king jr. was killed tonight in memphis, tennessee, shot in the face as he stood alone on the balcony of his hotel room. he died in the hospital an hour later. last night he said this -- >> we got some difficult days ahead. >> in today's birthdays, illusionist david blaine turns 41. actor robert downey jr. is 49. and actor craig t. nelson turns 70. >>> i'm francis rivera, thank you for wat

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>> darth vader is not involved.expecting is some kind of word from vivendi about which way is going to go in this bidding war. two suitors for its mobile phone unit. bidders willing to pay big bucks. vivdenendi is expected to go wih numerica. that would be certainly the thing that people are anticipating. there could be a twist which is vivendi saying, we rather like this punchy offer from wiig, and we would like to open back up to that. >> we watch with anticipation. let's talk about the fact that the french are in focus from another direction. intreau, the maker of was a story on a blog which does get some solid mna toops to the effect tha brown form is lining up a bid for remy. officials in china tend to drink a lot of cognac. the question is whether this gets anywhere and that is a big question mark. >> we will continue to follow the story closely. matt campbell. >> i wonder if remy we'll be at the drinks cabinet at the u.s. embassy in london. a quick aside. our exclusive interview with roubini. hear his take on

they will pass the torch onto a new generation that will fight the descendents of "darth vader" and willit into a new part of the mythology. >> there is a chance for devin to make a star wars debut. >> no billy dee williams. he lobbied publicly. he didn't get it. i like lando myself. >> we know disney paid george lucas $3 billion for the rights to lucasfilm in the star wars franchise. is he involved? >> yes and no. he is not going to be directing the movie. the way he put it to me was that he would be the yoda. nobody knows the meaning more than george lucas. i know jj abrams has gone to see him. his stamp will be on the movie somewhere. >> you could give them a run for their money. our resident "star wars" expert. let's talk about changing your career. would you like another educational degree? what is stopping you? that is the mantra of our next guest. it is never too late to reinvent yourself. the actress, the producer, marlo thomas. women who have transformed their lives. her new book is "it ain't over till it's over." thank you for being here. let's talk about why you decided to put

the driver will be playing a villain not unlike everyone's favorite darth vader.ere's the group together for a script reading. it hits december 16th. >> princess leia she was my favorite as a child. >>> time now for videos going viral. >> these elementary schoolers in texas doing a synchronized swimming machine routine. >> one woman going above and beyond to help her workers in need. they got stuck in an elevator with an elderly woman. she couldn't stand up for too long so one worker got down and became her human chair. >> a big reaction to big news. >> you are having a baby in your tummy right now? >> she has a baby in her tummy. >> i can't thank you enough. >> little katelyn and ethan they couldn't be more excited to find out they are getting a new baby brother or a baby sister. >> the time is 25 after the top of the hour. coming up bombshell new evidence on the benghazi attack that left four americans dead. e-mails detailing those talking points they came from the white house. will the mainstream media pay attention? >> comedian lewis is a funny guy. he is not

is darth vader running for congress? the inside story of how he is gaining support, and how the rebel alliance is rallying the youth vote behind a candidate of their own. plus, does the vice president think wearing 10 pairs of underwear at once make you a better public speaker? >> i think there is truth to that because i am. >> what is cuter, a baby sloth yawning or drinking milk? it is the fierce debate you won't see on special report. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> i'm andy levy felling in for greg gutfeld. he is most likely at a bar puffing on an e sig like a huge dork. he will be back on monday. let's welcome our guests. i am here with fox news contributor and self-proclaimed ult gnat nerd girl, jedediah bila. and she was having trouble coming up with an intro so i let it slide. don't tell greg. it is joe app. and buck sexton on blaze tv and not to be confused with tong becksox. and next to me is tucker carlson. editor-in-chief of the daily caller and women's lacrosseen fuse gist. >> big time. >> a st

had chronic back problems so on doctor's orders he dropped out of the competition and you know darth vader has got to be loving this, right? the high score went to meryl. in second place was my pick amy purdy. amy has an amazing story. when she was 19, she got a form of bacterial meningitis that resulted in both of her legs being amputated. and yet, somehow she managed to become a snowboarder and dancing star. you know, there are a lot of jokes you could make about a double amputee competing on a dancing competition show, but i would never do that. amy, on the other hand, would. so i'm going to take a break here for a minute. and then in the meantime, please welcome amy purdy. come on out. [ applause ] >> wow. thank you. thank you so much. you know, i'm a little bit nervous, but people tell me i look calm all the time. but that's because it's impossible for me to get cold feet. here's a joke for you. how do you wish amy purdy good luck before a "dancing with the stars" performance. break an arm. former dancing with the stars contest assistant heather mills was missing one leg and married p

officials linked to vladimir peatutin circumstancet one, igor sechen, who is also referred to as darth vader for ruthless tactics as a form ter kgb officer. the rye vens in eastern ukraine continues unabated. they beat protesters with baseball bats in donetsk while others have held international observers captive in slovyansk for four days. a mayor was shot and wounded. speaking in the philippines, president obama said the sanctions were not meant to hit putin personally but a cal greatt brated effort to get russia to change its behavior. >> we don't know yet whether it's going to work. >> that's why the next phase if, in fact, we saw further russian aggression towards ukraine could be sectoral sanctions, less narrowly targeted, addressing sectors like banking or the defense industry. >> russia's foreign ministry called the new sanctions disgusting and meaningless, vowing a response from moscow would be felt painfully in washington, d.c. for more, we are joined from philadelphia by greg satel who serves as a forbes contributor. he lived nearly fourteen years as ceo of kcp publishing which ov

somewhere in a galaxy not so far away darth vader has been forbidden from running in ukraine's parliamentary race but a confectionery king that dreaded by the country's east has been allowed to stand and it looks like success will be sweet because he's the front runner we take a look at what he's got planned for ukraine is just ahead. well amid the ongoing public and rash ukraine's economy has been showing no signs of improvement so offering a helping hand washington has promised a one billion dollar loan to ukraine in addition that is to the i.m.f. and the funds according to former u.s. presidential candidate ron paul america has been far too closely involved in the care of uprising you can watch the full interview with him. in less than half an hour. we have spent in the last ten years or so over five billion dollars trying to bring the democratic process to ukraine we ended up with a government and like so many other places around the world the government was one that we didn't lie and yet if we had already been involved i'm giving the political opinion what i think our government should

. >> impressive darth vader promises to turn it the country into a empire. >> it's not known whethertube can be turned into real votes. >> and today's top trender, sweet crude revenge. >> we're getting into the say anything, do anything phase of the keystone xl pipeline. >> excuses, excuses, excuses. >> keystone supporters say the xl pipeline will plug up putin. >> keystone pipeline must be approved. the more oil and natural gas canada can produce and distribute, the weaker russia becomes -- >> with the new cold war the way they won the last time, they bankrupt russia. >> i think we can do more to produce natural gas exports. >> joining us tonight. jane club, executive director of bold nebraska. jane, good to have you back. seems conservatives will try anything to push for the pipeline. the silicone valley executives. a bunch of them have gotten together and written a letter to secretary kerry saying there will not be any economic boom for the united states. where does this sit right now and how dirty are these tactics going to get? i'm waiting for them to promise we'll see rainbows

. >> jimmy: i should mention that darth vader is luke's father. won't mention that and i won't mention batman is bruce wayne -- >> no, no don't -- aaah! spoiler! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nobody tell him barbara walters is retiring. [ laughter ] as i was trying to say, "game of thrones" started using some interesting promotional tactics to get word out about the show. ratings last night were huge. it was the most watched show on hbo since the finale of "the sopranos," partly in thanks to creative marketing campaigns like this. >> "game of thrones" is back. >> bridge me one of those chickens. >> and kfc is celebrating with deals that can feed the hound. eight pieces of the colonel's famous chicken, any recipe. >> i think i'll take two chickens. >> or add a second chicken and a side of our mashed potatoes and gravy, coleslaw and biscuits. >> you're going to have to eat every [ bleep ] chicken in this room. >> or try our every [ bleep ] chicken in this room deal. all this for 19.99. >> you're going to die for some chickens? >> someone is. >>

women washington igor sechin, one of the his closest allies, an ma who's been called russia's darth vader and the scariest man on earth, controlling 40% of crude oil production in russia, one of the most powerful pen in ha country. today's sanctions also froze the assets of 17 companies. arier today, nbc's andrea mitchell spoke with u.s. treasury secretary jack lew about the aim of these sanctions. >> our gold is not to hurt the russian people, it's to get them to change their policy. the goal will, you think realized if we continue to work at it step by step working with our allies, to make sure the pressure is not just from the united states, but from the world community. the without stopped short of -- but in a statement, the administration said it is prepared to impose still greater costs if russia continues its prove indications. yesterday the eight european military observers being detained by pro-russian militants were paraded before reporters at a press conference, but they were not released. today the mayor of the eastern ukrainian city of harkiv was shot by unknown gunmen while

darth vader says, reinstitute the uptick rule.therwise redesign the system until someone finds out how to exploit the new version. john says, high tax rate on trades held under x minutes at y monthly volume. last one says, democrat, more regulation. republican, fix what? libertarian? morecompetition. pragmatist, greed, unstoppable. the last word, dom 20 seconds. >> i would say one of the original intentions for this rebate system, promote liquidity, people to add trades to the system. of course, a bastardization, it's always going to evolve. bottom line. >> thank you all. thanks for the good discussion. "final trades" are up next. ameriprise asked people a simple question: can you keep your lifestyle in retirement? i don't want to think about the alternative. i don't even know how to answer that. i mean, no one knows how long their money is going to last. i try not to worry, but you worry. what happens when your paychecks stop? because everyone has retirement questions. ameriprise created the exclusive confident retirement approac

is darth vader running for congress? inside story of how he is gaining support, and how the rebel alliance is rallying the youth vote behind a candidate of their own. plus, does the vice president think wearing 10 pairs of underwear at once make you a better public speaker? >> i think there is truth to that because i am. >> what is cuter, a baby sloth yawning or drinking milk? it is the fierce debate you won't see on special report. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> i'm andy levy felling in for greg gutfeld.

putin brought him to to the 2000.n in as any sechin was called -- and then sechin was called to darth vader. he is part of the security service like a faction if you like inside of the kremlin. he said the deputy chief of staff. many said he was well above his weight. then president putin became prime minister and he became deputy prime minister. .e was chairman since 2004 then the government decide it is not a good to have a government officials also be the chairman of companies. he simply, when president putin came back to the presidency, he returned as the ceo. i should not say sellable. rosneft is the largest commercially traded oil producer. >> he has $20 billion stake. how tricky does a making? >> an uncomfortable position. sanctionednot been as an entity. the ceo has. we have seen this before. think about it, bob dudley, he has got a seat on the board at rosneft, those aboard meetings are supposed overseas. what does he do? at a u.s. citizen, can he go? bp came out with a statement saying they are committed to their successful, long-term plans and russia. they are reviewing the sanct

darth vader? o obi-wan kenobi?ster? kiefer sutherland? kate hudson? vin diesel? or gisele bundchen? >> there can't be two gisele bundchens. >> there apparently are. i know. excuse me? >> the correct answer is kate hudson. >> kate hudson does not have a twin. gisele does have a twin. her name is patricia. >> are they identical? >> i don't think so. she has an older brother, oliver. >> thanks, tim. we love it when you're here. >>> here's some trivia. what should your kids be eating every day? we'll have the answers. >>> plus tony and emmy winner kristin chenoweth [ female announcer ] intense illumination. sublime softness. experience the luxury of new oleo therapy from l'oreal's #1 sulfate-free haircare. deep nutrition. oil from a unique blend of 6 botanicals. the end of dryness. l'oreal's new oleo therapy. and then there's juicy chicken. the difference is best foods. best foods is the secret to making parmesan crusted chicken so juicy and so delicious. you can make dinner disappear. best foods. bring out the best. y

. >> captain america made darth vader.udio executive who has to manage those rounds under one umbrella. won't have that sinking feeling, the silicon valley entrepreneur will be ready for the next tsunami and is building an escape capsule. that's right. leave it to the rich people. welcome back to "market makers." tore is a lot we are going dig into in the next hour but let's get you to the newsfeed. well-known activist investor bill ackman has botox maker allergen in his site and is joined forces with valley pharmaceutical to buy allergen. it is valued at about $46 billion. he already owns 10% of allergen shares. comcast is defying the trend in cable tv. the country's biggest cable operator is adding video subscribers for the second straight quarter and comcast reported first quarter profit that beat estimates. the supreme court has struck a blow to supporters of affirmative action. the justices upheld the michigan ban on using racial preferences at state-run universities. the vote was 6-2. >> right now, the u.s. supreme c

darth vader. >> thank you, thank you. >> i didn't think about darth vader. does he breathe? >> audio should be able to get that quickly. >> that made me think of stalker. >> sorry. >> we can talk about this. >> we have to go, guys. >> coming up, does new york have a pen the house glut? there are now more than 240 listings priced over $10 million or more. cnbc's robert frank will be here with a new report on apartment sales in the big apple when "squawk box" returns. these don't look clean. [ doorbell rings ] the johnsons! stall them. first word... uh...chicken? hi, cascade kitchen counselor. stop stalling and start shining with cascade platinum packs. over time, platinum fights cloudy residue 3x better than the competing gel. it's so powerful it even helps keep the dishwasher sparkling. avoid embarrassing moments... at least for your dishes. cascade. beyond clean and shine every time. >>> welcome back to "squawk box." new york city has some of the most expensive apartments in the world. a new report out this morning showing it may be getting more expensive e

lost some of its intrigue after a candidate from the dark side of the falls had his bid rejected darth vader is out of the running find out who's left in a few minutes from now here on r.t. international. some call him a dictator in the making while others praise him for overcoming economic turmoil hungary's prime minister won another four years in power in sunday's election with most votes counted his party's already secured a majority in parliament but despite being popular at home viktor orban is odds with brussels and here's why media laws he introduced in two thousand and ten triggered censorship concerns that the constitution that he rushed through two years later led to more accusations of power abuse and another thing that's got him on the wrong side of the e.u. and the i.m.f. heavy taxes on foreign owned banks as well as telecoms and energy companies who are these his reforms have been largely welcomed by the electorate he claims to have transformed his country from an old banger into a racing car one of the prime minister's leadership hungary's managed to dig itself out of a recess

darth vader. lord vader. i can kill you with a single thought. well, you'll still need a tray. your neck with the thin bit until the blood flowed. >> the food is hot. you'll need a tray to put the food on. >> oh i see the food is hot, i'm sorry, i did not realize. >> may be my favorite routine of all time. eddie is about to embark on a 25-nation comedy tour. >> it ought to be a lot of laughs. since "the l.a. times" calls him the funniest man in the known universe. good morning. >> good morning. the sequel to that death star canteen is where god comes down and orders spaghetti carbonara which is for lord vader and then he comes in and then there's a fight. mr. stevens has to come out and stop the fight. >> please send that clip to >> it is kind of weird. >> 20 million youtube hits. on that routine. >> on death star canteen, yes. it is odd and kids all over the world and i've retweeted other kids doing it their versions of my stuff because i used to repeat monty python's stuff when i was a kid and python coming back doing their gigs in july back in britain. that's amazing. now th

. >> while the jedi are returning, darth vader is not.he first time, the legendary hero turned villain turned hero is absent. as is his creator george lucas, who has passed the lightsaber to j.j. abrams. abrams, fresh off directing two "star trek" films, said in a statement "it is both thrilling and surreal to watch the beloved original cast and these brilliant new performers come together to bring this world to life once again." and now the countdown to december 2015 is officially on to see how a skywalker in his 60s deals with an empire striking back again. >> you'll find i'm full of surprises. >> filming starts in just a few weeks, and the film opens december 18th, 2015. >> merry christmas! >> have to wait a little while. >> should we get in line right now? >> it gives matt plenty of time to sit down and watch one through six. >> i can't believe you. >> i'm getting to it. >> i wish darth vader were here right now. he could do that thing to your neck. >> the force choke. >> if you had seen it, you would know what that means. >> let's ge

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i got to fill that darth vader void. >> that's how to do it. >> probably a shot of jar jar reading it robby cano returns to yankee stadiums -- boos, boos -- cheers. look at that. >> yeah. >>> and former governor tim pawlenty will join the table. i always look forward to seeing the governor. >>> also ahead, we'll show you what you get when you combine a monkey, plus live tv. >> what happens here now? >> is it a good idea if you provoke monkeys on the morning show? >> no, don't do that. >> can't wait to see how this turns out. be right back. but jim has afib, atrial fibrillation, an irregular heartbeat not caused by a heart valve problem. that puts jim at a greater risk of stroke. for years, jim's medicine tied him to a monthly trip to the clinic to get his blood tested. but now, with once-a-day xarelto jim's on the move. jim's doctor recommended xarelto. like warfarin, xarelto is proven effective to reduce afib-related stroke risk. but xarelto is the first and only once-a-day prescription blood thinner for patients with afib not caused by a heart valve problem that doesn't require rout