but first, darth vader is going to join us. lo, darth leia it is good to be here. >> well, not good to be here. obviously, this isn't where you want to be, but it's where i am. >> lord vader, are you prepared to accept the results if you are the father here? >> absolutely not. i think at this point there's too much bad blood between us. and i'm afraid he's just looking for a handout. i don't give out a hand, but i'll take one. >> okay. and the results from the dna test of the supreme commander under the galactic empire, darth vader. say that you are the father. >> oh, god, no. my life is over. oh. where was the force when i needed it? >> darth, can you tell us what are your next steps? >> i'll tell you what my next step is. i'm going to break some other news here as well. luke, is your brother, leia leaves a bad taste in your mouth, doesn't it? leia >> switching gears, that dramatic incident just hours ago at the tatooine spaceport of mo eisley. >> let's toss it over to our reporter obi-wan kenobi, who is at the scene. obi-wan,

does 1267 people, is darth vader's cominow mean that darth vader that now mean that darth vader is nonsense nonsense. >> is absolute nonsense. but >> it is absolute nonsense. but i'm we've covered i'm glad we've covered it. anyway, a story now anyway, we've got a story now about remakes the daily star about remakes in the daily star . nick, but it's not one that you're going to be happy about. i should imagine. >> this is shocking. china >> this is shocking. so china has rewritten the bible to reject grip reject the west and tighten grip on the country. so it's insane stuff. i'll give you a few examples here. >> yes, please do. >> yes, please do. >> the best one here actually comes from the, uh. well, they've changed. thou shalt have no other gods before me. yes, right. resolutely guard right. to resolutely guard against the infiltration of western ideology. i mean, that's. that's ridiculous. >> i think that's brilliant. i think they should be congratulated, bleakly amusing. the that is very. the audacity of that is very. >> apparently, instead >> and apparently, instead of jesus , you know

yeah, but look, darth vader you, look, darth vader for you, finding father. finding out he's your fatherook, i've obviously but no, look, i've obviously been somewhat of been on a somewhat of a transformation over last six transformation over the last six years. that is. years. yeah. part of that is. but this is. these are not political disagreements, right? that's the point made to him, that's the point i made to him, was is a this is was this is a this is a different level. think is different level. i think this is for our society. >> even issue >> yeah. but even on the issue of people coming of brexit, people are coming together it together because surveys have it that voted brexit that people who voted brexit don't think it's gone well, people who remain people who voted remain don't like two groups are finally >> those two groups are finally agreeing on something. >> that. >> so look at that. >> so look at that. >> one people. >> we're all one people. >> we're all one people. >> point. all right, let's >> good point. all right, let's crack and a look at the crack on and have a look

i looked at those people and saw darth vader, and i would say to teddy, why are you making these friendships? and he said because i have a lot of common ground with them. they know the difficulties of living like a politician, and he always said to me, as much as i love our country, they love our country the same. we all believe in our country. we need to be able to talk to each other. and that allowed him to become the most productive senator in united states history. i want to do the same thing with my presidency. [applause] i'm going to tell thaw because of that it's going to be very hard for people to tell whether my administration is left or right. is it right wing to support small farms? is it right or left to pull our nation back from the brink of a war with russia? is it right or left to implement a tamper-proof election system that also guarantees that everyone has a right to vote? the two parties are often blind to common-sense solutions. the formula has left them unable to govern. practically every year we do what we did two weeks ago or a week ago, which is to come this far from

know were terrible for example of theeo issue of the environments i look at those people and i saw darth vader and i would say to teddy white why are you making these friendships he said because i have common ground with them. they know that difficulties of living like a politician and he always said to me, as much as i love our country, they lot lover country the same. we all believe in our country. we immediate to be able to talk to each other and that allowed him to become the most productive senator? the united states history. i wanted to do the same thing with my presidency and -- [applause] and i'm going to tell you because of that it is going to be very hard for people to tell whether my administration is left or right. is it right wing to support wsmall farms? is it right or left to pull our nation back from the breng of a war with russia? >> no. is it right or left to compliment a tamp approval election system that also guarantees that everyone has a right to vote? [applause] as long as you have individual debate, the two parties are often implying to common sense solutions. the formu

it's discount darth vader. >> i'm coe low ren. >> we get it. i can't even see your you scared me. also cut your hair with a lightsaber? >> no! >> hi there. how you d i always wanted to kravitz's drummer. where's sledder when you need him? >> at least i have hair. >> come here a second. how you doing? >> good. >> what kind of fish do you talk to, pep ridge farm? you're the only aquaman that wets himself. no, aquaman, don't pee on me, aquaman. all right. well, that's it from the pumpkin patch. can we get that cop back here? >> we have a funny show for you tonight. jeff ross is here. we have music from tate mcrae. i'll be right back with tiffany h haddish. ♪ >> jimmy: all right. welcome back. tonight, he has got a great new one man show. it's called "take a banana for the ride." the one, the only jeff ross is with us. and then later, like many member was of our audience tonight, she is from canada. she is a singer, song writer, dancer, and actor too. her latest single is called "agreed i did." music from tate mcrae. next week we have a full lineup, new shows with john wilson, pete ho

have you met darth vader? yes. what was he like when you met him?ers, which is old figures that the children are allowed to play with because they all want to play with my figures otherwise. it's notjust star wars that people covet. i think it's a container. so what should you be collecting now? pokemon, absolutely crazy at the moment. ben 10, jurassic parkjust got a massive following. the prices of figures on sale here show the pulling power of nostalgia remains as strong as ever. there's only one way you can end a piece like this. may the force be with you! that was rowan bridge reporting. he has not come back. he is having the time of his life, he is in his loft looking for toys! i the time of his life, he is in his loft looking for toys!— the time of his life, he is in his loft looking for toys! i need to go in my loft. _ loft looking for toys! i need to go in my loft. i _ loft looking for toys! i need to go in my loft, i have _ loft looking for toys! i need to go in my loft, i have figures. - loft looking for toys! i need to go in my loft, i ha

some of the crowd favorites include a darth vader, yoda and smokey bear balloon. and this year's theme for the festival is a view from above. >> first time i come siesta is it's a bucket list items i can check it off. but it's great to see all the people out here. favorite part about being pilot is just that it's what's the crowds. there really aren't any bounds. >> the albuquerque international balloon fiesta runs through october. 15th. put that on the bucket list. that will do it for us here during kron. 4 news at noon from the newsroom today. i'm justine waldman, icu during kron. 4 news at 2, 3 this afternoon. but before we go to break, we'll send things over to olivia horton to see what's coming up next on live in the bay high. livia. hi. thank you so much. just in. really excited for what's to come today on the show. so make sure everybody sticks around. we have a local band. you might know the call tomorrow is june there. coming up, we're hearing more about their entertaining music. >> and some of their new releases and can catch them here in the bay area. p

here's a darth vader echo dot speaker.ake review says, "the perfect combination of 'star wars' and alexa. the real one says, "i asked alexa for the weather and she started choking me." [ laughter and applause [ vader breathing next up, here's a 14-foot garage freezer fake review says, "plenty of room to keep all my things frozen." real one says, "i bought this online because i felt like a a serial killer looking at them in stores. [ laughter and applause "two bodies in here? next up, here's a full-body pillow yeah, the fake review says, "so big and comfortable. the real one says, "if you cover it in one of susan's dresses, it's like she never left you for dustin. [ audience ohs ] [ applause ] dustin and susan >> steve: that's the real reason >> jimmy: that's the real -- correct. yeah next, here's a 3-in-1 sports center for kids. yeah, fake review says, "my son uses this to practice soccer, hockey, and basketball." the real one says, "the fastest way to find out that your kid should probably just learn piano. [ audience ohs

and you had obi wan kenobi, james rodney earl who did of darth did the voice of darth vader that replicatedthat was replicated by ai, but he basically licenced the right to it. tom a very to do it. tom hanks a very recently, was a tooth, recently, was in a tooth, a dental plan commercial, which he didn't was didn't licence, but it was a deep fake of him on that sort of basis. you might get someone basis. but you might get someone like willis can no like bruce willis who can no longer because of aphasia. like bruce willis who can no longe and because of aphasia. like bruce willis who can no longe and he:ause of aphasia. like bruce willis who can no longe and he basicallyrphasia. like bruce willis who can no longe and he basically licenced yeah. and he basically licenced the company for the russian telecom company for millions of dollars to use his name it is name and image. so it is possible, but you need to control what's happening. andrew, thank you much. >> andrew, thank you very much. >> andrew, thank you very much. >> it's a pleasure to see you. >> it's a pleasure to see you. >> that is