about time he did a darwin joke!" this isn't good, you guys. new study found that 10% of toddlers are overweight. that explains the most popular new stroller on the market -- a wheelbarrow. [ laughter ] "have you met --" can't even think of what his name would be. what's a new hip kid name? >> steve: ezekiel? [ laughter ] jebidiah? i've been in amish country, so i don't know. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. that's not new. >> steve: garth? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i just saw this -- [ laughter ] garth? >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. >> steve: trent. >> jimmy: i don't know, i don't have an answer. i was just asking. >> steve: all right. >> jimmy: could be ezekiel. it's not, though. the author of "sisterhood of the travelling pants" is releasing a new book that takes place ten years later. you can tell the characters are getting older, because now, the travelling pants have an elastic waistband. [ laughter ] did you see this? a -- a couple in michigan got married at a hospital right before the bride had her appendix removed. yeah, and this is coo

there's darwin judge. he had been in country two months. he looks about 14 -- i have a 14 year-old son, this guy looks like him. there's charles mcmahon. they were manning guard posts, they were obliterated by a rocket. dead. ambassador runs out there in the morning, he gets into it with the army general out there. we've got to -- the airport, the airfields are now, you can't land a fixed wing. they're cratered. and martin still, in his delusional state, we can fix this. we can fix this and start getting the c-130s in here. he gets back to the embassy, and he -- and major jim keane. jim keane knows his two men are dead now, his two kids. and he says i don't want you to report this to the marine corps chain of command. major keane says, what do you mean? if they find out these guys are dead, they're going to pull the plug on me. and keane is thinking, pull the plug on you? the plug is already pulled. plug is pulled for darwin judge. plug is pulled for charles mcmahon. that's when keane realized he could not directly disobey an order from the

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in philadelphia in the 11th inning, chicago's darwin barney hit a bouncer to third and that scored the winning run from second. the final, cubs 4. phils 3. >>> and david ortiz and the red sox scored seven runs in the seventh inning. boston went on to an 8-3 victory. a three-game sweep of the yankees and a two-game lead in the american league east. >>> when we return, another look at this mornings top stories. >>> and weird, wild and deadly weather, what's going on? we'll tell you. [ male announcer ] this...is the network -- a living, breathing intelligence that's helping people rethink how they live. in here, the planned combination of at&t and t-mobile would deliver our next generation mobile broadband experience to 55 million more americans, many in small towns and rural communities, giving them a new choice. ♪ we'll deliver better service, with thousands of new cell sites... for greater access to all the things you want, whenever you want them. it's a network of connections and ideas... open and collaborative... extending far beyond the mobile phone. connecting you to a world of int

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scientifically this report only makes sense if you believe like those commissioners in a social darwinism the theory of those isn't and eugenics in essence all those racists theories ways only a very simple with sunshine the reason master race and there is a human waste that's the logic there silently stands behind the conclusion of this global permission on drug policy. a countdown has begun at baikonur cosmodrome where every vamp version of the so you spacecraft has been moved into position ready for a blast up in just a few days it will carry three crew members to the international space station for a six month mission on board mankind's most remote outposts i.t.s.a. in france reports from the large cap. the twenty eighth expedition to the international space station blasts off from here at the baikonur cosmodrome so far everything is run according to plan very smooth indeed we've got three people heading up into space from here russian cosmonauts sergei volkov japanese astronaut food and american astronaut mike fossum and with us is mike fossum son he's going to give us a little insid

conversation you would have done with most member of the european parliament thanks for being with us mr darwin sir i mean is this a sign that the british banks have finally given up on europe's economy and you no longer think it's worth saving well i mean i can't really speak for the british banks but i mean what they seem to be doing or indeed what they seem to have done is to reduce their exposure to greece which it seems to be eminently sensible not a great vote of confidence in the e.u. though is it. well there's a distinction between the e.u. and the euro zone i mean as you know the party which i have you on the honor to represent believes that britain would be much much better off outside the you and basically that that's what we stand for but as far as the euro zone is concerned and the countries in the euro zone it was always it was always a project driven by politics not by economics and now the economic birds as it were are coming home to roost that's really what's happening now what about this big rescue plan i mean why do you think even officials haven't managed to agree on the con

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it is not time for social darwinism, survival of the fittest. this is what a society really is.it is a national community of people who are interdependent. >> nicely said and i was thinking that roosevelt referring to himself as humble, you can imagine roosevelt haters and maybe even jim's dad would have find it politely laughable when fdr would refer to himself as humble and any circumstance. more fodder for the roosevelt critics. i agree with susan and one thing that she said that really said a lot to me was the way that, and you will see this all through this book and all of jim's writing, it works so well on the level almost a fiction it is written so politically especially the expert -- excerpt which is her but at the same time almost without you knowing it he goes back and forth between that and making very important political science points. you know there are some very interesting devices. one of them is not in one of the excerpts he is going to read today but as i remember think it was in his treatment of the first 100 days and he says something like, if fdr had ever st

he rarely goes anywhere without his wife heather and their dog, darwin. and their home high above the pacific in la jolla, california, suggests the quest for scientific truth requires no vow of poverty. this is a nice place. >> venter: i have been lucky. sort of the accidental millionaire, in terms of people keep giving me money to... to start companies to exploit the... the science. >> kroft: he runs both a privately held bio-tech company called synthetic genomics, and a non-profit research lab, the j. craig venter institute. together, they employ more than 500 people on two coasts, including one nobel laureate, hamilton smith, and some of the top scientists in the world. >> venter: so, i'm much more like an orchestra conductor, you know, than the violinist. >> kroft: what do you think your greatest talent is? >> venter: i have an unusual type of thinking. i have no visual memory whatsoever-- everything is conceptual to me. so, i... i think that's part of it. i see things differently. >> kroft: venter likes to think big, and his latest advancement is no

i think of darwin said when i start out in science, i put my beliefs on paper in a drawer, and years later i pulled it out, and it was crumbled and old. he hadn't worked at it. a lot of people in sciences do work at it and think fresh thoughts about religion. but your generalization, i think, is genre true. -- generally true. but i don't think it's uneducated. again f i took you to -- i taught at cape town the year before the change, and the leaders of the yes, christian resistance and a couple jewish resistance there to the government were their top scientists at the hospital where christian barnhard was. and i had seminars with people, in fact, six different religions in south africa. everybody's there. hindus were there all the way back to gandhi's time. communists, catholic protestants, so many gradations in those days. black, colored, everything. and we studied the religious view of human rights, and they were highly educated people and highly intensely religious. i think it depends on what you devote yourself to, and if you're a busy scientist, that's what you devote yourself t

find it amazing that liberals took on to darwinian theory about the origins of man but cannot stand darwin when it is about the survival of the fittest. they are fickle and deed. the costa met this the president is using to alleviate problems is only making matters worse. it is delaying the natural recovery needed by our economy. the president has been sharply criticized for his massive deficit spending and reckless military -- monetary policy. if you will indulge me, i will step into economic theory. the quantity theory of money explains that the money supply has a direct proportional relationship with the price of things. supply equalsney surpris more inflation. it is stoked by the uncontrolled printing of money. inflation is increased taxation without legislation. the economy is on rough ground. we need relief. i think we can all live without another one of the president's recovery summers in the last one, 250,000 people a week lost their jobs. the pride of the president was a legislative achievement he shoved down the throats of every american, the nationalization of health care. it wa