. >> this is comedian daryl joyce! >> how we doing las vegas. >> fresh off his headlining week. killed it. i love seeing you. >> it's been a couple days. [ laughter ] >> you are so awesome. how did you get into comedy? >> i was actually working a at job, i worked at a car dealer sthip and i kept saying crazy stuff and threatened to get fired and they said, why don't you go down to the amateur night and try to win it. it was an amateur night where you could win $50. i went to the amateur night and i went on stage and i bombed. i mean, i bombed! i bombed so bad they saw in the fear in my face that i won the contest! [ applause ] >> top that story. worst comedian ever and i won the money. that's show business for you. >> give it up for daryl joyce, everybody. >> thank you very much. vegas good news." stay with us. we'll be right back. >>> check out vegas.com on the web, show, tours and attractions. vegas.com where you become a [ applause ] >>> and we're back. >> if you like a meaty chili, vegetarian chili. i love chili. >> so does our fancy girl, which he chelsey. she's calling the

. >> hey, i'm here on the high roller with daryl joyce, comedian, just finished up a week at the comedy club. i saw you destroy. >> it was a murder. >> destroyed it. >> we go back, man. >> cruise ship. >> we on the floor in the sky. >> we're going to play a little game here. all right, i got a little chip here. a little linq casino chip. rejected questions are a lot more fun, and that's what i'm hoping for right now. >> all right, let's roll it. >> we're getting right to it here daryl. if you were to be found out unresponsive in las vegas where would you be? >> in and out burger. passed out animal style. >> you're in luck. >> good, good. >> i understand you're also an author. >> yeah, i wrote a couple of books for me and the car got comedy. >> wow. have you ever wanted to be a white comedian in >> yeah, yeah, once. >> what happened? >> i got pulled over by the police before i got there. let's go. i never got to make it -- [ laughter ] >> how many ladies do you have to fend off after a show? >> two over the age of 70. one in my age range, but the one in my age range usually passes on me

daryl hall and john oates are music history. /// joyce)) crash on flamingo and rainbow. happened after two am this morning. injuries reported. metro responding to a hit and run crash on eastern and owens. if you live on the east side off linn lane, just know that crews are fighting a fire in a residential neighborhood along linn just off carey and christy lane. > that's a look at the roads... back to you./// ((kirsten joyce)) > a california man got himself locked up on the job... but not by police. ((brian loftus)) how long he was stuck inside of a newspaper stand... him out. ((kirsten joyce)) plus... helping the sick find comfort through pet therapy. we'll introduce you to the woman ((kirsten joyce)) > donald trump and bernie sanders won the first in the nation primary in new hampshire... despite their losses last week in iowa. ((brian loftus)) john kasich runner-ups... but this primary in particular... candidates. allison warren is live in manchester... important, allison? allison > a lot of hustle and bustle in the media filing center

((kirsten joyce)) the rock and roll hall of famers will be in town september 23rd. tickets go on sale friday and prices start at just 35 bucks. daryl hall and john oates are the number one selling duo in music history. and by the way, special guests "sharon jones and the dap- kings"... and "trombone shorty and orleans avenue" will also be performing./// ((brian loftus)) > and jlo fans just can't seem to get enough of her residency.. jennifer lopez's just debuted her show "all i have" at planet hollywood a couple weeks ago... and already they're adding 19 more dates. the new shows are scheduled from may through december. tickets go on sale this friday.. prices start at 59 dollars. to purchase some.. just head to las vegas now dot com and click on links./// ((demetria obilor)) > brian will really appreciate this story that's trending this morning.. a new york dad wrote a pretty straight- forward late note for his 7 and 12- year- old daughters tuesday morning. it said: "last night isabelle was lucky enough to see bruce band in albany, and darned if he didn't play for three and a half hours. this may not seem like a good excuse, but ha