i like? (laughter) >> dave: how much of this do i have to take? er) >> you like it when somebody comes on that you like. >> sure. >> dave: so i decided why don't i do a show where i only do it where it's somebody i like. (laughter) so that's why i don't do that many of them. i could never do your job. i don't have your -- >> dave: now wait a minute, right in the middle of all of this was a horrible thing to have said. (laughter) >> what? what'd i say? >> dave: you said you only want to have people on you like. >> right. >> dave: so that's why i'm not on! my god! (applause) >> would you like to be on? >> dave: here's the problem. i would love to be on. i'm sorry i wasn't on in the first run when you got your real good a-buddy friends on there. >> yeah. but now that it's a huge success i'm looking forward to it. my problem is, as i get older i have lessess and l to say that. 's not the problem. the problem is but yet i can't stop talking. (laughter) >> dave: that's why we edit. we edit. but if you want to be on the show i will make you the first gues

>> dave: >> bill and i met -- bill and ruth -- >> dave: his wife? zing song writers and i met them when i was doing "gilbert grape" in austin. the (applause) yeah, we all just hit it off and they were my saving grace during that period because it was a long movie and so we -- i did the movie and then i moved in with them for a few months. >> dave: that's amazing. your movies are interesting movies and huge commercial successes. i mean, rarely do you get that combination consistently. >> it's got nothing to do with me, i don't think. (laughter) >> dave: i could have done any of those films. (laughter) and i wish i had, frankly! we'll be right back with johnny depp. (applause) ♪ ♪ (cheers and applause) >> dave: all right, johnny depp is here. i can't thank you enough. it's a nice night for us and hopefully for you as well. let's talk about "the lone ranger." i'm so excited for this movie. this is excellent and you're not the lone ranger. >> i'm not. >> you're his faithful sidekick. >> yes. >> dave: do you mind if i show these? these are great and the l

>> i don't believe i dno. >> dave: who was that guy? : you know who it was. who was it? >> you want his social security number. >> dave: that was an awful thing to say. >> it was awful. and i also had people who sort of fawned over me because of who my dad was, but it's one of the reasons i love what i do, at the end of the day, if i'm terrible, i'm not going to get the job. so... >> dave: but i didn't like that guy saying that to you. ( laughter ) let's quickly take a look at some photos here. >> oh, dear. >> dave: what's the deal? you don't smile? ( laughter ) there you are at the golden globe awards. >> i don't know what you're talking about. that is a beaming smile in that photograph. >> dave: somebody had just screamed out something about your father. >> i don't know. that girl is brunette. that's not me. ( laughter ). >> dave: nice, subtle, navajo look. ( laughter ). >> i, like, i clearly don't care for pattern. >> dave: and here we have this. now, you're a lovely woman, but the resisting a smile is what? is that controlled by your

dave: to do what? to be on dawson's creek? >> i did. >> dave: where did you move? >> i moved -- i lived in montana grew up in montana. >> dave: that's right! for god's sake, you lived in montana. that's tremendous, why would you leave montana? (laughter) >> pirpl my parents said the reason that we left is the last winter that we spent there it didn't get above 30 below for 30 days. >> dave: (laughs) that's great, isn't it? i just think that's fantastic. (laughter) you were born on the rocky mountain front. >> i was. i was. my -- yes. is (laughter) we share a small town thing -- >> dave: you're damn right we do. so your folks said you go, you save yourself: we'll stay here. >> there was a transitional period in san diego and i moved to los angeles when i was 16. >> dave: but this high school thing, are the police looking for you? >> no, just my parents. >> dave: but then you got one of those -- >> i got an actual diploma but it was from the back of the magazine. (laughter) and i look in magazines sometimes now to see if you can still get your diploma from a.c.s. and

. >> dave: i haven't seep you in a long time. ratulations on your second nomination for "the sessions." what about this interested you? because this is a fairly rarefied territory, isn't it? >> it is. >> dave: it's about somebody who is a sexual surrogate. >> yes. >> dave: now, what do you know about that? >> more than i knew a year ago. >> dave: did you do research with an actual sexual-- >> i did. i spoke to the woman i play. a wonderful woman named sherle cohen green. this is the true story of a poet, mark o'brien who in his late 30s realized he probably wasn't going to live fair long time and had never had the opportunity to have physical love in his life and he wanted that. so he went to a sex therapist-- >> dave: now, how does a person get in contact with a sex therapist? ( laughter ) >> i have a number. >> dave: yeah, i wish i had a number. but it's not the same as, like, an escort service. ( laughter ). >> i don't think it is. >> dave: see, i'm being snarky. >> but that's okay. >> dave: but that's the line. people want to

so i ask her, she says yes. good start. >> dave: yeah. >> so i get the tux, the limo, all my money from busing, i spend it all on this night. it's by the way it's 111 degree, i pick her up-- at night. and ding dong. ding dong, nothing, and then i hear vrrrrooooh, a camara pults up with van hall enand i see like rocks fly in my face. because it's all gravel drive waste, it's arizona, you know. and then i peak over the fence, college dude making out with her, like just french french french. and i am like-- that was the sweat. but i was also cryingment and so i see her and then she is like later, babe. kiss, kiss and then i knew he did construction, made $10 an hour. i knew there was no chance for me. but he comes around, she comes around the corner and was like oh my god, that's tonight. i go-- yes, it's tonight. my courseage, like-- so she goes give me two seconds. i-- i'll find a dress, take a shower. >> i said dress, you should be shopping for months like j-lo for this thing. anyway we get to sizzler, blah, blah, didn't go well. >

i think he's heading for rome soon. >> dave: what? think, isn't he? >> dave: he doesn't call me when he travels cardinal done lan, why was he here? he was here? he is here? oh, there he is. ladies and gentlemen, look at that! (cheers and applause) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> dave: did you ever see anything weirder than that? >> paul: (laughs) >> dave: cardinal dolan, he wants to be pope. so he's throwing out t-shirts. >> paul: kind of a half time show thing. >> dave: it's crazy, isn't it? i tell you, those catholics always got something going on. (laughter) when we come back, the lovely emmylou harris and rodney crowell, everyone. (applause) captioning sponsored by worldwide pants and cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org (applause) >> dave: yes, sir, thank you, paul. our next guests -- this is wonderful. two extraordinary multiple grammy award winning singer/song writers and they have collaborated on a wonderful new c.d. i think we have a shot of it here. it's entitled "old yellow moon." please welcome back to the program emmylou

. >> dave: did you let yourself go a little bit? >> i was doing an experiment with mexican food and beer that kind of a johns hopkins-affillated, one-man study that-- >> dave: they were underwriting it? >> yeah, they were going to use it for the olympics if it worked. they tabled the whole idea. so now i'm getting back in shape. but i'm glad to be here. but before we go any further, with all the great things you have on the show, i have to say that i'm a big fan of the sneezing monkey. ( laughter ) ( applause ) i mean, for you guys it's got tab like having a 100-mile-per-hour fastball. >> dave: it is. >> that you can dust off. >> dave: it's our go-to pitch. >> when you have it on the thing for me at home watching i'll spend next five minutes just trying to imitate the monkey. >> dave: really? >> and it's not just the sneeze. it's his reaction. >> dave: it's the reaction. >> to whoever is sitting there. >> dave: he knows that he's done something that will calls attention. >> i think they should show it to people that don't believe in evol

i find that contrast very evident. >> dave: you have a lot of family members in public service firemenu are not sympathetic on ts one? >> for a lal matter, written contract and written policy says if i want overtime you have to ask for it. case closed. though should ask for it basically right on the job. so the fact that they are suing to get it is confusing. these are the guys -- listen i have a lot of friends in law enforcement. maybe the guys should pay back for all the donut breaks they take. we know there is a lot of abuse in the system where basically file for disability right before retirement to double barrel the money they can get in retirement >> dave: let's expand this a little bit. we don't want to focus on one community here because there are a lot of people complaining that workers are asking for extra pay for stuff that used to be considered that. the wonderful superbowl ad and first 40 hours before the end of tuesday night. that used to be the work ethic we were used to here? >> yeah, i love that commercial, but i saw myself asking the question paul harvey would have sa

i find that contrast very evident. >> dave: you have a lot of family members in public service firement sympathetic on this one? >> for a legal matter, written contract and written policy says if i want overtime you have to ask for it. case closed. though should ask for it basically right on the job. so the fact that they are suing to get it is confusing. these are the guys -- listen i have a lot of friends in law enforcement. maybe the guys should pay back for all the donut breaks they take. we know there is a lot of abuse in the system where basically file for disability right before retirement to double barrel the money they can get in retirement >> dave: let's expand this a little bit. we don't want to focus on one community here because there are a lot of people complaining that workers are asking for extra pay for stuff that used to be considered that. the wonderful superbowl ad and first 40 hours before the end of tuesday night. that used to be the work ethic we were used to here? >> yeah, i love that commercial, but i saw myself asking the question paul harvey would have said t

. >> actually, dave, i want to thank you. when i was in high school, my cousin gave me one of your books, "dave barry talks back." i have not read anything like it before. i was on my couch laughing out loud. i went to college couple of years later and said i wanted to try this. i was at usc. i wrote a weekly humor column in a similar style to yours. i ended up writing 100 of these every week, every night. >> and you are homeless now. >> sincerely, it was one of the most rewarding experiences i had done, so thank you for that. >> is that the statement or the question? >> the statement. >> he is so much more a fan of mine and yours. if anybody has any questions about deli, i am here for you. sliced meat? i am here for you. hitler, bin laden, and this kid. i hate him. >> you're right about that head comment. >> and you are standing pretty far away. [laughter] >> in transitioning from writing your short for humor to yearlong for narrative, what was the biggest challenge? >> being brave enough to try it. i was in my 40 pause befor

i remember as a 5 or 6-year-old kid, my grandfather used to read a lot of dave's stories to me. [laughter] and here i am now. how did i become a humor writer? it is ironic, the whole thing is because, originally, it was not my idea to become a comedy writer. this was a decision that was made for me about 35 years ago by every law school in the united states. [laughter] went to college. my great point average was really good, but you had to take the law boards, which was graded from 200-800. if you could write your name, you got 200. if your einstein, you got 800. if you work alan zweibel, you got 390. that classified me as mineral. [laughter] i remember going home at easter, and i told my long island jewish parents that i got 390 on at the louisiana board. and about a week later, this was just as they uncovered the mirrors -- [laughter] my father gave me $1,000, which i then it took in gave to a man named stanley kaplan. stanley kaplan has these schools all over the country where they teach you to take standardized tests. so i gave him the $1,000. for six months, i studied it to

all this once the demo is gone then he's used all of them does not speak to your buddy dave i didn't you. this is the cause is a need to wish he would and knows how to give us his i love you. oh good lord just given space. it's all a mate no complications arise as momma said to deliver. was. now it's god let it live wanted to come out now oh god you can do it do it now do it to zeus the baby emerging from bilko court is wrapped around his neck and he is not preaching of a good. woman. what . is that enough do you need sand. done too long a time down i do it to first do it don't want to die and take take the sun. bring more bring more what's happened. once. the baby has come take him out take him out. enough way out then a few pains during the delivery name a pain once the baby. love you guys that was like you said it. was a. good guy. during my time in h.r. career i've gotten a taste of the tenuous life in the creeks the vast disparity between the region's immense natural wealth and inhabitants access to basic necessities like clean drinking water or modern medical care methods aside

get a call at 2:00 o'clock in the morning and get in that vehicle, and i later learned -- i'm sorry dave. it understand at the time. it was manual transmission and manual brakes and i wish i could have hired him and he he is and somebody was smart enough to bring him with when they had sufficient funds. i was assisted by the young turks and the police department. i had deputy sheriffs come he

>> reporter: well, dave, i can tell you i just got an update but it is unclear what sparked the violence this morning but police believe a man was stabbed by his roommate. the two of them live inside this house on the circle although the accident -- the attack happened close to a nearby park. i want to show you video we shot when we first arrived on scene. they have one man in custody and we are told he is the victim's roommate. the man who was stabbed was found a mile away bleeding on the street. police say he has non-life threatening wounds this morning. police are doing a full investigation and i asked the sergeant what kind of weapon was used in this attack. he could not get into any specifics and san jose police are sorting it out. one man is in custody in connection with this attack, a stabbing that happened early this morning and san jose police have quite a few details to sort. alex savage, ktvu channel 2 morning news. >>> we have developing news this morning, the u.s. postal service plans on stopping the delivery of male on saturdays. they have scheduled a -- mail on saturdays c

. >> you've always done things right dave. i love you and you're a great friend. talking too about the mass the words i missed from the mass and those who have left this world. i love that. we only got about a minute left. tell us what we should know. you said people should google the united states council of catholic bishops for the documents and for some comments, you say they have a very good perspective towards vatican ii. do that and google and you can find things there and exhort us. >> any time this year. you're a faith you can get some understanding of vatican ii. also by reading the text because they are such beautiful text. they're scripture come alive. they're lovely things in themselves and i want to tell us this, there are some stuff you will read there you never thought the catholic would say. it's incredible. >> do you have a blog or anything? do you ever think about doing that? >> no. >> you know you're not a good typist. we got to go. you've been wonderful. thanks for being here. we'll talk more about vatican ii if we live long enough, vatican iii.

[applause] >> thank you, dave. i just decided who will be giving this speech that my memorial service, that is a great introduction. i want to talk to them about how people with disabilities use computers. the first and want to talk about is my family. i come from a family of eastern european immigrants. they were mostly born in europe, all of my grandparents were born there. when my grandparents came here, they were older people. english was not something they were very interested in. my grandparents spoke russian, romanian, yiddish, and german. a sixth language? no way. they learned english, but they were never comfortable with it and they forgot it as soon as they could. my parents didn't speak english either, but they were going to live their lives in this country so they've learned it. they always spoken with a heavy accent and was something that was always a struggle for them. as they got older, they didn't want to do it anymore. my father spoke his last words in yiddish. we are born here, my native english spe

. >> and i am dave clark. go right to steve, he knows all about your forecast. >>> inland temperatures were struggling to get out of the 50s and now it is reversed, we now have a westerly breeze so coast and bay fog give way to mostly sunny skies and it will be cooler by the beaches and warmer inland, here is sal. >>> we don't have a lot of sl traffic to tell you about which is good. 24 westbound is moderately heavy between walnut creek and oakland, it is 6:00 let's go back to dave and pam. >>> san francisco 49ers came that close to pulling over the greatest come back in super bowl history but the baltimore ravens are the new champions of pro-football. [applauds] >> and the ravens have won it -- >> man what a game. they led and no team ever came back from ten points and they roared in the second half, the thrilling rally ended 5 yards short less than two minutes to go in the game and michael crabtree almost had it, the ravens won the super bowl. >> that big come back had 49ers fans hoping they would win but it

get a call at 2:00 o'clock in the morning and get in that vehicle, and i later learned -- i'm sorry dave. i didn't understand at the time. it was manual transmission and manual brakes and i wish i could have hired him and he he is and somebody was smart enough to bring him with when they had sufficient funds. i was assisted by the young turks and the police department. i had deputy sheriffs come here on a first exercise and said "admiral we like what you're doing. we're off duty. can we provide security for you?" . that's the kind of stuff that happened. it was actually amazing. i had a guy came in here kind of pushy. he started giving me communications advice. somebody said "oh god you don't want to deal with that guy. he's a guy activist. a pain in the neck" and let me follow you something i lived my whole life with heterosexual pains in the next and he's genius. and most of the communication center was developed by that guy. it's not the packaging. i frequently sign for my supper. rich ard golden the great fill an to 50 here in the city. >> >> >> asked me to speak before the presidio hom

>> you know i just want to get better dave i. you know every sing -- every day. you know every single time i come into spring training i try to get better, base running, hitting, outfield working out, anything i can do to help my team and help me you know further myself every year. you know i think coming into this year we have you know a lot of goals for our team. and i think a lot of people have a lot of goals you know we have a bullseye on the back and we've got a lot of guys that i think are ready to go off and really get deep into the playoffs and get into the world series hopefully and bring something back. >> reporter: and one final basketball note. maryland's howard will miss saturday's game against duke for violating a team rule. brian? back to you from florida. >> scott thanks. time to shawn yancy for a look tonight at 10:00. >> both of beyonce's shows in d.c. sold out this morning in a minute. outraged fans are crying foul. what some people are doing to fight back against ticket master and wait until you hear how much the tickets are going for on line.

i am. >> we are joined by dave ross. >> hi, dave. >> i will start things off. he cutest story you may see today. the future mascot of the marine corp. dave is a former marine. >> once a marine, always a marine. >> take a look at chestee. 9 week old bulldog. dave, you have a little history. >> chesty has to go through obedience school before he becomes the marine corp mascot. got here on valentine's day here in dc and named after chesty puller and if you are a marine, everybody knows the name. the most decorated marine. he was awarded five navy crosses. no other marine has had that. and he served in the marine corp from 1918 to 1955. served in korea or world war ii. has big paws to fill. when you get that name, yeah. got to be a good obedient dog. it's a great picture. >> he's like i'm ready. >> and they are called devil dogs. got it in world war i at the -- fought on and the germans said devil dogs. they thought we were crazy. we are a little bit. >> and the name stuck. i love it. >> you fought in the first war. >> did i. 1990. i look back and that was like 20 s

. >> well, good morning welcome to february 7th, i am dave clark. >> good morning, i am pam cook. steve is here to tell us if it's going to get cold. >>> we have gone about five weeks without hardly any rain and there is some but a little snow mix, look for a mostly cloudy day, off and on sun, highs only in the 50s today, here is sal. >>> good morning, we are looking at highway 4, there are no major problems there although it is getting noticeably crowded. let's move along and look at interstate 880 in oakland, 6:01 let's go back to the desk. >>> we have an update on the braking news we first told you about, a lapd former police officer is accused of shooting three officers during the night and one of those officers has died. brian flores said the suspect is a former lapd officer and reportedly he is out for revenge. >> yes, that's right and the situation is changing. three officers have been shot overnight and they may be tied into a double homicide. now police are on the manhunt for christopher doerner. you can see him there, he is a former lapd police officer and he is accused

. >>> welcome to a brand-new day, use it february 5th, i am dave clark. >> good morning, i am pam cookank you for joining us, let's check in with steve, there is definitely a lot of clouds around this big moon, so it's going to be foggy today? >> it is. >> did you see the moon? >> no. >> i would love to chat but there is a few high clouds coming in with a system and it is going to be cool today mainly 50s, here is sal. >> thank you, traffic is moving along to the willow pass grade with no major issues and also the morning drive on the san mateo bridge has no major fog problems, let's go back to the desk. >>> police in the east bay are searching for the hit-and-run driver who injured a mother and her two children. it happened on crest view drive and all leg savage is at the -- alex savage is at the scene to tell us why this happened. >> reporter: they were making their way to crest view drive and they were in this crosswalk when a car slammed into them last night. investigators found the car involved but the driver is nowhere to be found. investigators say it is a dangerous street and i

she's like, "oh, dave, i can't. you know, i got the dogs.hat's funny. you know, when i was a kid, you used to leave me for eight hours a day -- [ laughter ] when you went to work. no one had a problem with it and i'm people." >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. david, she must be proud of you. this is -- >> sort of, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, she definitely is. i know she is. >> no, she is. >> jimmy: i should say quickly, by the way, before we get into the show, you have a new thing on "funny or die." >> oh, yeah, that's right. >> jimmy: -- sketches -- >> yeah. "funny or die." we did the one about "the bachelor." yeah, yeah. i like that one. and then, we just did the one about reverse mortgages or something. i'm a spokesperson. that reminded me of like an old "snl," like a -- you know, i take a wispy idea and make a full sketch out of it. >> jimmy: ten minutes sketch out of it? >> yeah, exactly. my old commercial pair -- >> jimmy: -- tv or movies -- what's your favorite? >> i sort of miss the "snl," but it was so hard. and i was pretty good at it, but it was a

. >> where you been, dave? >> i know, late start. it's such a big deal, that i had to show up here and scott smith is down in florida right now as we speak. scott, how good does it feel knowing you're covering the reigning division champions? >> reporter: good morning. it's fantastic. here in the sunshine state we've yet to see the sunshine. been raining since we got here. hopefully the clouds break today and we'll get back to action and maybe bring out the shorts. we are privileged to welcome in one of the fine relievers, tyler clippard. how has it been? couple of days here in florida already, and getting to work as defending nl east champs. >> been fun. good to see the guys again. offseason you go your respective ways and get ready to prepare for the season. always good to come back, see the guys and get the juices going on. >> reporter: you and drew storen taking off to london? >> yeah, we decided to get away for a little bit after the long season. something i wanted to do for a long time. go see what europe was all about. we got

i could write a good poem or two. >>> while jim harbaugh was playing golf at pebble beach yesterday his brother john taped a segment with dave the golf. >> as you whack up thinking, oh, thank god i beat him or oh, i won but too bad -- >> you know what you wake up thinking thank god i beat him. it would have been a long life. >> were you happy with the game? >> i liked the way it turned out. it started well. it finished well. there was that little thing in the middle that was a little distracting. >> i think we have some videotape. this is i believe you during the blackout. who are you talking to there? >> that's mike with the nfl. >> what is the issue? >> well, there was a concern about the restaurant after the game. new orleans got a lot of great restaurants, dave. >> i spoke with jim harbaugh here and the coach is admitting that while he is standing on the tee it's difficult not to think before the end of the super bowl game. but there is some very good news for jim harbaugh right now, guys. he is the leader of the pro-am. what an amazing story it would be after losing the super bowl to come out and finish strong and win t

and i should know, and so does dave ramsey, my fellow hot financial stud muffin. dave? guess this is a sign of the times. what do you think? >> a couple of hotties here to talk about it. my gosh. >> neil: indeed. our ship has come in. >> if guess it's a sign of the times. at it kind of silly. i'm 50 years old, so to me that's silly. it's silly for a couple of reasons. your credit score is not based on how good you are with money or the fact you have some money. what it's based on is how much debt you had and how much you paid back. how much you played kissy face with the bank. the algorithm that builds your score is not an indication of wealth or income or that you're good at saving money. it's an indication you borrowed money and paid it back a lot. >> neil: but the premise of this is that young people, more to the point, are looking at more than just how you look. they want to know how financially stable you are. so let's say the fico scores or the answer of in other means dish find bank statements helpful -- you get my point that people are looking at more, and it's n

>> i kind of agree with dave. i do. >> there you go. >> i'm sorry, wisdom. operate back out that one. >> my first rule as president. >> let's not go crazy. still ahead, the supreme court is set to hear arguments over soybeans today. we'll explain why coming up. >>> and the first lady reveals why she decided to make a dramatic change to her hair just days before the inauguration. ration. >>> welcome back to fox 5 morning news. the boston bruins spent their day off visiting students at sandy hook elementary at their new school. players signed autographs and played games with the kids. it has been almost two months now since the tragedy in newtown, connecticut. and the supreme court is hearing arguments today fry huge seed company and a 75-year- old farmer from india. monsanto, the biggest farming corporation in the world is suing over its soybean sides which are resistant to weed killer. monsanto claims to own all seeds that result from its genetic engineering. the high court will decide if anyone or any corporation can control a product after it is sold. >>> t

dave clark. let's check weather and traffic. steve is here. i stepped out the door the roads were wet. >> it's hit and miss. >> a little mist is all i saw. >> it didn't mist at my house. it definitely came in. i think a lot of you are still having some shower activity. a lot of this is heading out of the area. we are not done yet. it will be a partly cloudy, scattered shower day with highs in the 50s. >>> 24 just on the other side of the tunnel we had a solo spinout. chp is there. someone was perhaps driving too fast. also the morning commute is looking good on 680 southbound. let's go tobacco to dave and -- let's go back to dave and pac. >>> streets are blocked off downtown as police investigate the death of a woman. janine de la vega is at the scene this morning with that police are saying about the case. janine. >> reporter: the coroner just arrived here on the scene. we are in downtown san jose at st. james street where one block is blocked off. it goes all the way to san pedro. this investigation death is of a 25-year-old woman. her body is

dave. >> i need a nickname. you have flight time and mighties. little old me. are talking about the team and do trotters, a world it here in dc on saturday and sunday at george mason and the verizon time. let's start with you. this is your 14th year. what does that mean to you to represent this great organization? >> for myself, i'll tell anybody, i have the best job in the world. traveled to over 90 countries and haven't had to buy a ticket. get to hang out with little old you. it's all good. >> your first year with the team. how excited are you going over to europe? >> i'm truly honored. happy, excited at the same time. but to be part of a legendary team. it's truly an honor to be here. >> what types of the tricks are you going to show? i know you have two games on saturday. tell me about the new rules that you guys have implemented this year. >> the first game is at verizon at 1:00. the second is at george mason. this year's motto is you write the rules. the fans can go online. you can go to twitter and retweet the vote you want. you have 6 on 5. penalty box

neil: do you believe it dave? >> i would say that my job is looking at the economy, and the economic future more than markets, it is tough for me to lay this directly on the markets, i would tell you that what is going on in washington is not helping the people that president said hements to help. so -- he wants to help, when you look and see number of employers that say, hey, i can not deal with or afford obamacare system, so i have to keep these people under 30 hours a week, what do you think that is crushing? is that affecting corporate profit, and therefore house market valuing them? i'm not sure, is it punching the middle class and working class american right in the gut? you bet it is. the problem that i have like noel is saying, have you a administration that is wildly economically it literal, it has no sense other than something that is academic about what meeting happening, the and law of unintended consequences, they set up with good intentions, i want to fix the income inequalities, because they can't think

dave, i didn't know you were such a great dancer.ot know you would go to such great lengths to wake people up, i am glad you did. >> i'm trying to say that things are out of control in washington. we have got to do things differently, i am using special tactics to wake we'll up, and you know the fact is our country is at risk. the future for young people in particular. i was happy to come together to get this done, it was unusual. neil: now part of the bipartisan -- you know out control debt, with alice rivlin here before the video was made she said we need more revenues in the mix, you said year you are not against it but we have to address underlying spending problems. you are quite far apart? >> we are not, we're in agreement, we have a short-term problem, a structural problem. 3 drivers of are deficits are not being addressed, demographics, retiree every day, hole care costhealth care cost,d tax system. the revenue needs to come through comprehensive tax reform, so far they have not dealt with the three drivers of our deficits. a

>> startlingly good, dave. i just turned 50 and so the doctor -- the doctor is telling me things are going to start to fall off me if i don't get it together. so i think up to this point, pretty good. >> and your cholesterol, how is your cholesterol? >> my cholesterol is normal, believe it or not. >> that's pretty good. >> what about your blood sugar? >> blood sugar, also normal. >> yeah. i'm like basically the healthiest fat guy you have ever seen in your life. >> don't you love that he can laugh at himself. cristie say, my size is fair game for you comedians. however, he said only about 40% of letterman's jokes about him were funny. >> the doctor is right, that's not going to last for ever. it's not. >> nothing lasts for ever. let's be real. >> coming up, going the distance. we're going to have simple steps to make your car last longer and save you money at the same time. >> also ahead, george zimmerman appears in court to hear a judge's ruling on a defense request in the trayvon martin murder case. >> how do r

which i will talk about in a second, so cue up the next slide. >> dave, can i interrupt for a second? one of the things that i noticed they think is really important for people in the school space and probably law enforcement to remember is that social media platforms whatever it is and you name it -- what? a million apps for the mobile platform alone. those are not the context of bullying. school life, school, peer life, peer relations. that's the concept of bullying whether it's bullying or cyber bullying and this blame the new thing that's come along because we don't fully understand it because we kind of don't like it, or it's a waste of time for kids and all of those things are understandable and we blame what we don't understand, but kids love the media and it's time to start the understanding and understanding that these media are totally blended into their lives. it's not an alternate reality or something separate or add on that the school and the school context is what we're really talking about here and that is 90% of their waking hours. that's their social life. >> and one

now i have done, liz and dave, i never done this in my life, take a shot at the score. looking at that you would have no idea of my prediction. liz: there is code. >> show this to the viewers. david: take a look, jeff. >> i have never touched these since thursday. would you, take the losing team, the, the 49ers. what did i say for --. liz: get. >> get right. liz: 49ers, h and c. >> h and c would being what letters. liz: 29. >> so i'm wrong. because they were 31. 20 minutes before the game was over it was, as i'm told it was 21, but i'm wrong. now what did i say for the winning team, what did i say the code letters were. liz: i'm going to show. ravens. d and a. >> what are the letters d and a. liz: 3 and 4. 34. david: wow!. liz: got the winning team. >> i got their score. i missed on losing team. but i dead get the winning team and their exact score. 34. liz: how do it work? david: unbelievable. liz: very good. david: no one got at these cards. take a look defend. -- again. amazing you got it. >> roger, i have to say this to roger. david: roger ailes wrote the introductio

i am dave clark. >> and i am pam cook.umer alerts some seafood lovers are getting ripped off and tara moriarty is at fisherman's wharf this morning and there is something going on fishy about miss labeled, fish, tara? >> reporter: they say you are not getting what you paid for and one out of three times you are getting a lower grade fish. they performed genetic testing from nearly 700 retail outlets, grocery stores restaurants throughout the united states through 2012 and they found 40% of the fish bought in northern california was not what it was reported to be. they found miss labeling in 21 states the study was conducted. san jose and los angeles were among the offenders and they did not reveal where the seafood was sold and restaurants were the biggest offenders they are selling miss eye didn't paid to fish 70% of the time and that's according to where miss labeling in restaurant occurred half that much. pennsylvania had the highest miss labeling and we will tell you more about fish tacos sold in california and why the

.  >>> right now, sports breakfast with dave ross. >> i like the way the graphicsly in, fly out. >> make us look cooler than we are. >> you got to do what you got to do when you are sitting next to this guy. >> clearly, you're easily impressed. like a little kid, oh, bright lights. >> we are hoping the bright lights won't goat to maryland after beating duke on saturday. we thought maybe they are in the ncaa tournament. at least they were hot bubble. >> they're on the outside knocking to get in. >> they may be on the outside of bubble after what happened last night at boston college. it is not easy to win on the road in the acc. we all understand that. but coming on the heels of that duke win, you hate to call it validation but that is what i think they are trying to do up there in chestnut hill. they had beaten boston college the first time they had gotten together. i'm hearing rumblings that alex lind is a top five guy as he comes out. >> i should burn turn pro this year if that is the case. >> maryland by seven at the half. the second half, down five. they come b