and hideous by the dave of dave c.z. he was head of. he was head of counter intelligence in the united states and was trying to promote his career and grab this as a spy so he grabbed your case which was a mistake in the case but he had to deal with contraband at war like with smuggling a device allegedly smuggling a device out of the country and he tried to tie two to two of the intelligence men spying there so so so actually you were not official he accused of knowing for i was never accused of anything but just just what it would take six weeks what will i. suppose the six weeks is the first part of the story because after six weeks they finally agreed that there was no case we have the documentation saying that it is fully legitimate business so there was no case. so then i was i was offered five years in prison for telling a lie which was also not true so i deny that i was there i did to this day i cannot understand it i've read it many many times to you like to who. they said in an interrogation in interrogations and this this was

and smoking toddler. >> clayton: and recap dave from pitt panthers and quick to point out that dave's colorado buffalos lost. >> dave: a division one school ofjust saying. >> clayton: move along. >> alisyn: all right. i'll take that as my cue to your headlines. hundreds of students gathered in queens, new york, mourn the loss of a 16-year-old fernandez killed after sticking his head oust the emergency hatch in the roof of a double-decker party bus he was riding in and he struck an overpass. >> it was just an accident, like no one would expect that to happen to him. >> i'm devastated and it's a nightmare. >> and the bus company says it's launching an internal investigation. and a university in colorado may be in hot water, offering students campaigns to credit for president obama. described the course as 12 week long organizing internship for the obama reelection campaign. as it turns out the course was canceled before it began because of lack of interest. and the school still may have violated state laws which prohibit public universities for participating in campaigns. and well, the town of amherst, say they'll only raise the stars and stri

dave ross is here with a preview of sports xtra. hey, dave. >> he's coming up, two minutes away. we're going to wrap it up early. >> that does it for us. hope you have a great week.  >>> i'm dave ross. welcome to nissan sports tra. the nats try to reel in the marlins. and serena tries to conquer new york city. we begin with, i don't know, some guy named robert griffin iii and the redskins, who somehow, some way, not only matched the hype surrounding his nfl debut, but he surpassed it, if that's possible, and it is possible. rg iii one of five nfl rookie quarterbacks starting in week one. but his day was the best. second play of scrimmage. on the option, keeper. there are the wheels we were talking. 12-yard gain led to a field goal on his first nfl drive. redskins trailing 7-3 at this point. griffin gets hit. doesn't matter. 88yards, for number 88. that's a touchdown, and how about that, griffin completes his first 8 passes. second degree, 3rd and goal, griffin the rookie, actually a second year guy, was on the practice yard last year. 5yards to the house. griffin's second td pass of the day. redskins up. at the end of the first half, punt is blocked. lead is 20-14. long snappe

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[ cheers and applause ] >>> how are you guys doing? >> what a power couple we have here. [ cheers and applause ] >> simon, you don't have buttons on your shirt. >> simon, what do you think of her outfit? >> is there any sexual attraction between you? >> be honest. >> you got to remember, brittany is engaged. >> jimmy: that's right. congratulations you're engaged. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you know when you're getting married. is that a secret or something? >> excuse me? >> jimmy: is it a secret? >> probably. >> jimmy: smash the walls down and ruin everything for you. isn't it fun to be popular? >> so much fun. >> jimmy: by the way i watched the show tonight i thought it was fantastic. britney, you were a tough judge, much tougher than i imagined you would be. there's some very funny moments. there were some very crazy mopes -- please button that shirt it's disgusting. i feel like there's an april that's going to jump out andill >> velcro would work too, you know. guillermo, get some duct tape. >> this is something obvious that you probably thought long time about doing and then you get out there and you got people singing your song. is it a good idea to sing a britney spears song when you are performing in front of britney spears? >> yes. >> jimmy: it is? >> it is not. >>. >> jimmy: why do you say it isn't? >> because they murder the song. i used to like it. she got so uncomfortable. i let the song go on as long as possible. it was kind of torture but i loved it. >> jimmy: you have to have a little fun on the show too much. it's only fair. the other judges, you got rid of that terrible host. i told you to get rid of him last time. he's gone. you brought britney on which is a huge coup, i would say. >> it was a big coop. everybody wanted you to be on your show and there are a lot of shows now. i'm sure you got a lot of telephone calls. what did you think of simon before you met him? did you have an continopinion o before this? >> i thought he was kind of rude. >> jimmy: kind of rude? >> the idea he gives when he was on the show. but i talked to him on the show and he was a total sweetheart. i fell in love with him he was absolutely sweet. >> so was she, she was absolutely charming. sweet, humble and nice. >> jimmy: were you surprised by this? >> yeah, her reputation was completely different -- >> whatever. >> i was very, very advised. we had this love affair on the phone for a couple days then i had a third conversation where britney told me she wanted to do the show. and we had not negotiated the contract and her manager said no, we don't want to do it -- >> jimmy: your manager must have been delighted when you interrupted negotiations no matter how much you were being paid. >> on the show, you said no, no, no, to so many people tonight. do you like being a tyrant? >> yes. >> jimmy: there's some element of fun, isn't there? >> yes. >> jimmy: but you're being honest. when simeem when i say simon's being rude. a lot should not be singers. they're delusional. >> i wouldn't want to waste seven years of my life when i should be a doctor. it's giving honest, constructive criticize. . >> jimmy: i didn't think demny lovato did well also. i heard she was loony. >> that was part of the attraction. >> jimmy: she was good on the show. >> i like working with looney tunes. i'm quite loony as well. >> jimmy: it's more fun when -- it would be boring otherwise. >> we had different opinions. there was no preparation. you go into the arena. there's a lot of people behind you. i knew on the first day this was going to work really well and we vaul different. s, britney has been a revelation on show. she's been suburb. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you did do a very good job tonight. i'm curious, how do you know it will work. if you hire brittany, if you can get her you hire her to do the show. cross your finger and hope it goes well. demny demi lovato, how do you know that will work out? >> i love the fact she did disney thing and came out about girls. she's open about what she went through. i think she's become a good role model. i think it's important. our feel that watch that audience, 15, 16, 17, she's close to that audience. you needed that perspective. >> jimmy: poor l.a. reed, you might as well be invisible obama. you have to give him a little extra attention. i hope. is he here right now, by the way? >> you were hard on him. you have to remember, he's one of the biggest hitmakers in the world. >> you guys get so much attention now, it's almost as if he doesn't exist. he has his moments. he does have his moments but nobody is paying attention to them. >> yes, they are, they're paying attention to him. he's a very smart imagine. >> jimmy: you guys got a great honor across the street at the chinese theater, we have videotape. this is something usually only done for movie stars, you sign your name. did you put your feet or just the hands? >> just the hands. >> joh . >> jimmy: brittany, correct me if i am wrong, but you also ran out of space. >> almost had to go with britney spear. >> then you guys got -- this is a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] simon, i enjoyed this. i was looking at your twitter page and you, right before that you said looking forward to seeing britney l.a. and the brat tuesday at the chinese man theater. >> i have a bit of a confession because i didn't know how to tweet professionally i was taught how to tweet. i was on an 11 1/2 hour flight. >> it's not the chinese man theater. >> as long as you were drunk it's okay. >> we're going take a quick break here. guillermo what is going on? when we come back we'll whack simon with duct tape. >> jimmy: "the x-factor" airs wednesdays and thursdays at 8pm on fox. for my terrible allergy congestion, i get the power of claritin-d. sinus pressure? nothing works stronger or faster than claritin-d. get non-drowsy claritin-d at the pharmacy counter. live claritin clear. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] at&t. the nation's largest 4g network. covering 2,000 more 4g cities and towns than verizon. at&t. rethink possible. on their own are amazing, but press out some biscuit dough, add some sauce and some pepperoni and cheese and monday's dinner is now a grands mini pizza party. pillsbury grands biscuits. let the making begin. can dodge a question. honey, how'd that test go? 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"x-factor," simon cowell and britney spears. that has to be different for you. you're used to adoring fans. when you eliminate sometimes the fans boo. >> that's not how simon feels he feeds off that negative energy and makes people feel more powerful. >> they can be intimidating. we have up to $5,000 people. if you say no to jun -- >> jimmy: is it true you're considering a kardashian to be a part of the show? >> maybe. she's in the loop. >> jimmy: we're talking about khloe kardashian. >> khloe, yeah. >> jimmy: don't you think it's like throwing her into a lion's d ? /* den? >> i like the idea of live tv. things can go wrong. >> jimmy: things will gopherably wrong. >> we'll see. >> jimmy: can i make a suggestion? why is a kardashian on a talent show? isn't that what opposite what sold be happening on a talent show? you have one you can actually host. >> we will have two. >> jimmy: make them both kardashians if you do that. you'll have two hosts. if you really want to go for it. if you want a train wreck on your hands -- >> i think you want a train wreck. you all like a train wreck. >> jimmy: didn't we learn anything from brian dunkleman? did i go too far back war was that reference? >> i remember. >> jimmy: britney it's your son's birthday today, is that correct? >> yes. >> jimmy: did uncle simon get him a present? >> i didn't know it was his birthday much but i will get him something. >> jimmy: you will get him something? maybe one of your jet packs or something like that? how old is he, 15, 16? >> 6. >> jimmy: he's just a little boy so don't get him anything weird. have you met the family? have you had personal -- like have you guys gone out to dinner -- >> he never met my boys. >> she's come to my house. >> yes, britney has, yes. >> jimmy: you can have people at your house and never see them because you live on a golf course or something. >> it's a medium-sized house. >> jimmy: by whose standards? >> my stan dares. >> jimmy: have you been in simon's trailer? >> no. >> jimmy: i read there's a medical station set up in simon's trailer. 150,000 -- they say the only comparable mobile medical station is on air force one, the president's plane. that is not true? >> absolute rubbish. >> jimmy: where does that story come from? >> i have nod idea. it's a normal trailer. >> jimmy: there's another story written about you you only use black toilet paper in your home is that true? >> my interior designer for some weird reason decided to order it and put it in one of the down stairs loos. >> jimmy: where do you order that. >> i have no idea, jimmy. >> jimmy: does satan have an order company --. when cocome back, want to know how much you know about each other. we'll play a sort of newlywed game. britney speernsd simon cowl when game. britney speernsd simon cowl when we come bno.. all right. mom! look what i found in the shed! no! no! no! ♪ ew! were you guys just making out in here? what? no! is it okay if i quit my job and start a blog? no. really? cold cuts from a package? yes. 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[ cheers and applause ] >>> it's the newly-x game. >> hello, everyone it's time to play the game to find out how much two x factor judges know about each other. the first spent much of the decade crushing dreams here and abroad. say hello to simon cowell. and the next loves kerring up with a giant snake. britney spears. we put them in a joint booth and asked them questions about each other. each question is worth five points. simon we start with you. >> what do we get if you win? >> jimmy: there's prizes and you'll so what they are. we ask britney. if you were on a boat with one x factor judge, you can only save one of them -- who would britney say she would save? >> me? >> jimmy: this is an american game show. brittany reveals her card first but it will be quite a surprise. britney -- simon, who did you say britney would say, you? >> me. >> jimmy: did you say simon? >> britney, we asked simon the same question, who did he say he would save? i'll give you a hint. he just showed the card to us. >> yourself? >> simon hold up your card. >> five points to britney. [ cheers and applause ] >> what do i do with this. >> yeah, put it in there. >> jimmy: britney we asked simon what his favorite curse word is. what is simon's favorite curse word. britney? >> the feast word is what britney said. simon reveal your favorite curse word. simon said it is "bloody hell." and now we'll go over to simon. simon we asked britney the same question what is her favorite curse word? [ bleep ]. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: brittany, what did you sa say? >> no points for either one of you on that one. >> i got the "c" k. so i should get two points for that. >> jimmy: we asked simon britney would be the perfect girl if she would just blank. what did he say? britney would be the perfect girl if she would just -- blank. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: brittany says "i don't know" simon what did you say? >> keep on judging the x factor. >> siemen mon we asked britney same question. you would be the perfect guy if you would just -- blank. what? >> do my shirt buttoned up? >> jimmy: button his shirt up was his answer. oh, that's pretty close. we'll give that to her. you have a tie game. all right. simon, we asked britney the following question, which part of your body do you think is sexiest. which part of sbritney's body i the sexiest? >> what she thinks about me? >> jimmy: about herself? >> no, about me? i'm going say my butt. >> jimmy: britney what did you say? >> his chest hair. >> jimmy: and we asked the same question. britney, we asked simon what part of your body does he think is the sexiest and what do you think he said? >> my arms? >> jimmy: your arms? simon, what did you say? please show us your card and reveal the answer. we have a tie game. >> oh, my god! >>> jimmy, congratulations to both of them they win the prize package including randy jackson's book "what's up dawg." thank you so much for participating and from all of us here at the newly-x game. x factor wednesday and thursday night. we'll be right back with slightly stoopid. here you go little man. 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[ giggles ] ♪ the one and only, cheerios >> jimmy: this is the new album, it's called "top of the world", performing the title-track, slightly stoopid! ♪ ♪ ♪ so when the music's stoppin there's no more knockin' or kickin' down my door ♪ ♪ ain't no need for changin' or rearranging this life we have endured all these foolish ways ♪ ♪ with these hopeless strays keep you comin' back for more by the time you hear it it's over it's over ♪ ♪ i really must have lost my mind wasn't me who wasn't hard to find ♪ ♪ six strings on my back always lookin' for the next track thinking bout the old ♪ ♪ hood always up to no good when you gonna realize that we livin' like we hypnotized ♪ ♪ by the time that you hear when the music's over times runnin out can't you see it's for ya ♪ ♪ when you're down and out nobody opens their mouth no one ever come around your way ♪ ♪ when you're on top of the world every man and every girl wanna come and get ♪ ♪ some for free when you're sittin on the corner no one ever gonna ♪ ♪ pay you any mind that day you're just sittin' outside gettin' colder ♪ ♪ it was not long ago when you wasn't that old now look at you are old and gray ♪ ♪ like a piece of your mind that was stolen in time never listen what nobody say the reason everyday ♪ ♪ is not a holiday is 'cause the government they steal your pay was a dream ♪ ♪ but it's already over won't someone get us out of here i'm alive ♪ ♪ but i can't feel can not tell what's reality can not tell what is and what isn't real ♪ >> jimmy: i want to thank simon cowell and britney spears. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. tomorrow night terry bradshaw, davet stop", see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com once again, slightly stoopid! goodnight! ♪ ♪ thanks to simon cowell and britney spears. the new album "top of the world" out now. see the full performance at "jimmy kimmel live."com. once again slightly stoopid tonight! goodnight! ♪

what does our dave make of the president's response? dave ramsey, that wasn't reassuring to me. reassuring. we owe it to ourselves? no, we don't our it to ourselves. we, the people, the government, has sold bonds and the president, of course, is aware of this. he was saying a lot of the owners of the debt are americans. that is like saying, i loaned my brother-in-law $10,000 but it doesn't matter because it is my brother-in-law. i am still not in debt because it is my brother-in-law. you are still in debt. he wants the money. of course the debt is still there. having said that it shows a dismissive response to this whole debt situation as if it was almost comical. >>guest: i think that is his attitude. i think it has been. there is no speech or stump speech where he has said that the debt is a real problem, it is a serious crisis facing america and i don't know that he thinks there is a tipping point on this that could cause serious economic problems. i don't know he believes that. i have seen no indication. >>neil: he seems to be thinking we are protecting. >>guest: that is an

dave: and that's what my alma mater, colorado did. forked over north of $400,000 each to two fcf schools, youngstown state and sacramento state, only to lose. >> alisyn: got it. >> dave: they're off the hook though. >> clayton: kind of like rocky. >> daveof what happened to arkansas. little known louisiana monroe did some upsetting of their own. arkansas, number eight in the country, had a 28 point lead when the small school responded big time with just 47 seconds left in the game. louisiana tied it up on the touchdown pass. arkansas kicked a field goal in overtime, it wouldn't be enough. on 4th down, quarterback browning scrambled there, 16 yards to pay dirt and 34-31 the upset and browning had 481 yards, all purpo in the game. other upsets. ranked teams oklahoma state, nebraska and wisconsin losing to unranked opponents, so we're not alone, clayton. >> alisyn: misery loves company. >> clayton: it was sad when rudy made fun of my pitt panthers. >> dave: and raging on when steven straberg, would hit his innings limit. would they shut him down at some point. the answer was yes, earlier than we thought the ace is not happy about it from what we understand. the manager davy johnson made the call yesterday that ends stras birg's sensationa

and served as director of the defense intelligence agency. >> dave: yeah, let's not lessen his service. >> clayton: no. >> daved 32 years serving his countries and he has the right intentions. >> clayton: and a lot of republicans came out on his defense, after the london-- >> jo n mccain. >> clayton: that seemed to be a mistake, but let's give the gee credit because he's revered in the intelligence community. >> alisyn: and we'll have guests on this and try to find out more about what's going on with the director of national intelligence. meanwhile, your headlines. overnight, an american soldier and an american contractor has been killed in eastern afghanistan during what appears to be another insider attack. and this happened at a check point after some kind of misunderstanding. these deaths bring the number of people killed in afghanistan since the war began to 2000. the u.s. supreme court preparing to return to the bench for a crucial new term tomorrow. the nine justices will be making decisions, and chief justice john roberts the deciding vote that upheld president obama's health care law and sparked debat

of zero. it is free money. why should they bite the bullet and make tough choices? dave: like someone giving an alcoholic drink he is unable in congress. >> to pass out more drink. dave: he has two duties. one is to maintain value of the currency. the value of the dollar has fallen tremendously. hasn't shown itself as inflation. the evaluation is clear but he is supposed to keep unemployment down and how is this going to affect the real economy? >> it is clear the massive explosion of the balance sheet has been buying bonds hand over fist and creating money like there's no tomorrow since september of 2008 and the unemployment is very high if we measured it honestly more than 11% if you don't count millions out of work force. this isn't working. it is putting money into the financial system, fueling wall street speculation to get free money to buy anything with the yield and it is not helping -- [talking over each other] dave: i am going to try to reach for some sort of explanation from ben bernanke. when investing in the stock market you are investing in assets and companies that have real assets that make things as opposed to investing in gold or something. with his

. >> the first couple of questions i was like that sounds like dave. oh, that sounds like dave too. osh, this one sounds a little bit like dave too. >> it's like do you feel tortured by certain clothes, like they're made out of the wrong material. >> as the quiz keeps going and you're saying yes more and more, what's going on in your head? >> holy cow. >> reporter: his score was off the charts. it was a revelation. >> when you did the quiz, you got emotional? >> i did, yeah. >> you cried? >> yes. and i cried because it was this moment of self recognition i had never had before. >> reporter: and that's when david made a remarkable decision after a doctor confirmed the diagnosis of asperger's. he didn't shut down, he did the opposite. >> i really need to be reminded that there's a whole world out there. >> reporter: sharing his story in a very public way. >> confetti shoots out of the computer, the screen starts blinking, it's like you've got asperger's, run, run, to a psychologist. psychologists are rappelling down the side of my house, like the autism task force is coming to diagnose

dave: (laughs) >> i think he was nervous. >> dave: he was off by six months. am i right, william the conquerer was in on this, was he not? >> he was in on a lot of stuff. >> daveknew it was him! i knew he'd pull something like that. you're living in new york city now? >> yes. >> dave: do you have a family? >> i do, i have a wife and a three-year-old boy. >> dave: oh, tremendous, there's nothing better than that. well, listen, great pleasure meeting you and good luck. the show is titled "elementary" and you can see it tomorrow night at 10:00. here's hoping it's an enormous hit. nice meeting you. thank you very much. thanks for watching. good night. everybody. [laughter] craig: the girls of lesbian rorks everybody. [applause] -- row, everybody. i know what you're thinking. you're thinking, craig, why have you brought up the girls of lesbian row? tonight it is international lesbian row. we have girls from -- >> france. >> sweden. >> france. craig: do you know each other? >> yes. craig: that's awesome. and where are you from, young international lady? >> orange county! craig: that's fine. so france, what part of france are you from? >> paris. craig: we have been t

. >> the first couple of questions i was like that sounds like dave. oh, that sounds like dave too. osh, this one sounds a little bit like dave too. >> it's like do you feel tortured by certain clothes, like they're made out of the wrong material. >> as the quiz keeps going and you're saying yes more and more, what's going on in your head? >> holy cow. >> reporter: his score was off the charts. it was a revelation. >> when you did the quiz, you got emotional? >> i did, yeah. >> you cried? >> yes. and i cried because it was this moment of self recognition i had never had before. >> reporter: and that's when david made a remarkable decision after a doctor confirmed the diagnosis of asperger's. he didn't shut down, he did the opposite. >> i really need to be reminded that there's a whole world out there. >> reporter: sharing his story in a very public way. >> confetti shoots out of the computer, the screen starts blinking, it's like you've got asperger's, run, run, to a psychologist. psychologists are rappelling down the side of my house, like the autism task force is coming to diagnose

nation of shopkeepers and dave ms family all some of the proudest with three generations in the flooring trade this shop has been hit the seventeen year is but recessions hit the business hard and dave's had to foil more than hoff his stall really blind want to. think. anyone with it would not want to put someone to work. boy. but everyone would have gone. to dave and his staff of victims a person's dreaded double dip recession which means the economy's been shrinking for three consecutive quarters but the second time in four years for ordinary people that means there's less work available and more. and if you're running a business you'll be selling less and won't be seeing any growth in sales or income there are home grown reasons for recession but a lot of the trouble comes from the beleaguered euro zone and for these market traders in camden a place that usually popular with european tourists it's a double blow to spain very very boy given saturday some very it looks like. dates it's been less less costumers less like fifty percent less than previous years this is now the longest double dip recession since world war two but stephen davis of the institute of economic affairs says th

of very few bands named dave. their new album, which is called "away from the world," i have it over here. it's available now. please say hello to davemy: how are you? >> i'm good, how are you doing? >> jimmy: good. >> very exciting to be on the television with you. >> jimmy: very excited to have you here. we've been wanting you to come for a long time. i'm sorry you have to sit in terry bradshaw's sweat right now. >> i was thinking -- i didn't think i had a lot in common with him, but -- but i sweat a lot. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> it's revolting. that's the only reason i can't bring sexy back. >> jimmy: you know, you do things -- there's like laser treatments and that sort of thing. you can have your blands cut off and they reroute your sweat from your head -- >> i don't know why that makes me want to hold my -- [ laughter ] don't cut my bland my glands o. >> jimmy: what really doesn't make you want to do that? what was -- last night was the last night of your tour? >> yeah, the hollywood bowl, which is -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: which is a great place to play. >> when you play the staples center, it's -- you have a rock show. but wh

joining me now from the site of the dnc in charlotte, dave weigel and editor of the cq roll call daily briefing davewe have dave and david. are we clear on this? here we go. good to see you both. dave, i'll begin with you. the voting decision in ohio. how much could this decision, if it stands, affect the voting? >> well, democrats think this is worth up to maybe 80,000 votes. they mention during the arguments in this process that about 80,000 people end ed up voting in those final three days before the elected. that's what this decision did. the new law restricted early voting for everyone who wasn't a military service member, somebody living abroad in the three days right before election day. that was when democratics got into gear in 2008 and that's really a lot of their strategy especially in ohio where they expect to be outspent to rev up the grassroots, the highest octane it's ever been. so this is very much a win for them. >> okay. so, david, with these decisions, you have texas, which is a solid red state and ohio is a crucial swing state but beyond ohio, are there any other states you see o

dave thomas, who is here today. and his company of san francisco water taxi. dave has been running successful excursions for the past 20 years. he runs with the emerald lady, shown here at pier 1 and 1/2. the emerald lady is 29' in let length and can carry up to 16 passengers. this year dave is on track to carry 25,000 passengers by year's end. as much an attract, as well as medium of transportation, san francisco water taxi can provide a refreshing alternative to congested roadways, and service transportation by offering a regularly-run route between port locations that will feature hop-on/hop-off style ticketing and can attract visitors from far away, as well as local residents from around the bay area. however, one and only one of the four candidates interviewed expressed a desire to run districtly an on-call, as-needed or on inducement taxi service that would incorporate points within port jurisdiction into runs that would begin or end with other locations around san francisco bay. that operator is captain taylor lewis, who is also here today. and his company is tideland marine group. one example of this type of service from south beach marina to city yachts. i understand that captain lewis is near finalizing a landing rights agreement with city yachts he could have i

dave clark. >>> it is still a lot of thick fog out there. >> dave, pam, right passed the caldecott, they are dealing with some fog and inland, it will be a warmer afternoon, kind of a hazy day, coast and bay, 5 50s 50s 60s and 70s, here is sal. >>> you can see in the distance as we move the camera, it is foggy in the foreground as steve has been mentioning fog is out there. also the commute looks good from oakland to walnut creek. let's go back to the desk. >>> 2 dozen protesters were arrested at an occupied camp in downtown san francisco. live in front of the federal reserve bank, i guess the 4:30 show started and they installed a fence, right? >> yes. it -- >> reporter: police said it turned into a homeless encampment and we have seen a steady stream of occupied protesters returning to the site. you can see them across the street from a federal reserve and we saw a large police presence to make sure that the occupied movement did not rehe is stablish -- reestablish their encampment. for the last two weeks they have been passing out leaf let's advising them they were illegally lodging on the streets and telling them the camp would be raided. then last night they issued a final order for the crowd to disburse. a few people left but about two dozen stayed and those two dozen were arrested and police took them into headquarters and charged them. >> they kept closing in on us and they kept taking us one by one and wrote down our names. >> take a look at the fence there, you may be able to see posted around telling them where they can wear it their belongings. they believe it was a legal protest and last yeah's or do -- last night's arrest was a violation of their free speech. they are looking for someplace else to continue their protest. for now live christian captain ktvu channel 2 morning news. >>> late yesterday police detained a man at a gas station in oakland and impounded his silver van. investigators believe he is linked to the robbery when they ran into the safe way and and stole property. >>> claudine wong is live outside the school with details about the disturbing allegations, claudine wong? >> reporter: school officials are calling this quote, an incredibly devastating situation as police look for more victims. we are here at the middle school where he has been a teacher for years. according to the school website he teaches math science, and student councilco adviser and this morning he is behind bars for committing a lewd & lascivious conduct with a child under 14. the arrest came after reason reports of inappropriate relationships. the principal hut him on -- put him on administrative leave and he has a long history with the community and with students. pool are asking if you have any information any appropriate conduct call police. in the meantime the school is making big changes to the classes he taught. his students will be broken up and reassigned starting monday. the school is inviting parents of the students who were in his classes to come to a meeting tonight where they can ask questions and administrators are expected to be there. they will have extra councilling for students who need it -- counseling for students who need it and he is set to be arraigned on this charge tomorrow. wopping wong ktvu channel 2 morning news. >>> -- claudine wong ktvu channel 2 morning news. >>> and they are raising some new questions about the new california fire code. they raged for at least an hour before it was reported. the school which has many portable classrooms does not have a monitored fire alarm. it does not require them with sprinklers or even classrooms. they can elect front clay notify them if there is a fire even if nobody is on the campus. >>> in the race for the white house mitt romney and president barack obama are headed to the same state. coming up, the new television ads from the obama campaign which include the secretly recorded video of mitt romney. >>> you tube refused to remove videos. they could jailed for up to a law. they ban insults during an election campaign. google plans to appeal. >>> rebels are attacking a military building in damascus. there are more than 300 people who died yesterday and it was the bloodiest day in this month long crisis. they estimate 700,000 refugees may flee syria by the end of this year. >>> back here in the u.s. football fans are happy. the nfl strike is over. the regular refs have reached an eight year deal which includes a retirement plan. the regular refs will be back tonight. the nfl caught a lot of heat after the refs blew that touchdown call at the end of monday night's game between the seahawks and green bay packers. regular revs will be -- regular refs are back starting tonight. >> no pressure, sal, how is the commute? >>> we still have more slow traffic building at the bay bridge toll plaza. it is not quite filled in and the metering lights come in and there is a little bit of a backup as you can see. also the morning commute looks good on 880 north and that traffic is moving along nicely passed the oakland coliseum. if you are driving further south from hayward to fremont, it is a nice looking drive and no problems on the san mateo bridge, let's go to steve. >>> nfl is in game shape already >> they will be put to the test already. >> yes they will. >> it is a thick fog out there, inland temperatures will warm up, not yet, but waiting for the weekend. yesterday was a good cool down. concord was onlyp 7, santa rosa -- only 77, san rafael also -- santa rosa also 77, 84 concord, livermore 75 to 78. 40s and 50s, everybody seems to be stuck here. hardly any sea breeze and it is less than 10 to travis. that is assure sign -- a sure sign it will pick up and all of those are indications it will warm up. a little low is building and if it does it will fill with a northeast wind and that fog will disappear from the coast. thick morning fog by the weekend. cool for some, hazy sunshine, warm to hot for a few. 84 concord, pleasant hill. 72 san leandro. martinez 83 degrees. sunny veil 67, santa cruz has been a tall order to get above. 84 morgan hill, half-moon bay 58. 63 and lower 70s. not much of a change, inland temperatures get warm to hot. >>> a mandatory break for u.s. soldiers. they will have to try and address a growing trend. >> i am going to try to not be scared of what happened to me. >> the oakland boy, the 11-year- old is back home what is he saying after being shot several times. >>> the deadly avalanche, what he tried to do after surviving that fast moving wall of snow. 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[ male announcer ] the wireless receiver. only from at&t u-verse. get a free wireless receiver with a qualifying u-verse plan. rethink possible. . >>> welcome back, a bay area native survived that avalanche and he is telling his story and saying how lucky he is to be alive. over the weekend, he was camping with other skiers but an avalanche roared through their camp. several skiers were killed and several are missing and presumed dead. he has lost many friends over the years. >> so many of his buddies are no longer alive because of this extreme sport stuff. he tried to dig through the snow trying to find his friends but had to give up to save himself. so far the bodies of 8 have been recovered and three more people are missing and presumed dead. >>> they will hear more arguments about the same sex act. they have previously struck down the law and the obama administration no longer defends it. the ruling is not expected for months. >>> a gay couple in new jersey is suing after their engagement photo was used in attack ads in colorado. a non-profit group took their photo without permission and wrote an antigay marriage caption across it. the group behind the ad has not commented on the lawsuit. >>> time is now 6:15, and both president barack obama and mitt romney both campaign today in the battleground state of virginia. sal son burns is life in a washington d -- live in the washington d.c. bureau in 7 key states. allison? >>> this will be the third straight day they have campaigned in the same state. now the obama team is blanketing what they call is new economic patriotism. they are planning on hiring new teachers and obama is running this ad using mitt romney's adds from that secretly record video. >> 47% of people they are victims and they believe the government has a responsibility for them and they believe they are entitled... >> reporter: he can't pains at a hall after delivering this message in ohio yesterday. >> there are so many hurting and i want to help them, i know what it takes to get an economy going... >> the latest daily tracking poll now shows obama up 6 points over mitt romney nationwide. reporting live, allison burns ktvu channel 2 morning news. >>> an 11-year-old boy shot in his bed in oakland is now back home. there he is, he had five surgeries while he was there. his home was sprayed with bullets last thursday at about with 1:00 a.m. he said he was happy to be out of the hospital but he was afraid to be back home. >> i want to thank the teachers and principal who came to visit me and gave me presents. >> they don't know why his home was targeted and so far no arrests have been made. >>> they have been arrested in connection with a domestic violence incident. he was arrested tuesday morning. he has been on the force for six years and is currently on administrative leave and so far no charges have been filed in that case. so far soldiers will be taking part in a suicide prevention training. it is meant to educate troops as the military struggles to help soldiers who are trying to commit suicide. it is a course for many except for those in combat and on medical leave. >>> 237 crossing the valley still looks good and this is about the time when it starts to fill in so we do have a good looking drive over to the valley likewise interstate 31 and if you are trying to get to cupertino, and let's take a look at the bay bridge. metering lights went on and now there is a crowd waiting at the toll plaza before you make your way into san francisco. morning drive on 680 from walnut creek to pleasant hill still looks good, and there is an accident on the off ramp. i want to move it here, there is a crash on the off ramp and it is not affecting the freeway so please give yourself a little extra time. lanes on the freeway itself are not blocked. let's go to steve. >>> very good morning, very foggy morning, there is some really thick pockets of fog so be careful. yesterday it was more in the way of fog and if you are stuck, it is a foggy misty pattern. so all the way up to crocket, hazy skies away from the coast. we are shaking things up and it gives us better air quality and it will be warmer mainly towards the east bay but yet the coast stays cool. san rafael is 49 degrees and low 50s for some, fairfield 54, san jose 54, a pretty good system, boy is that a slow mover in the rockies and we are waiting for high pressure to build giving an offshore breeze. so far it has not happened yet, there is a definite decrease and inland temperatures warm up and yesterday that fog on the coast, 80 to near 90 degrees inland temperatures will be hot by the coast so it looks like we'll see some warmer weather. >>> well this morning the labor department claims unemployment fell to its lowest level in two months. 350,000 people filed for first time jobless benefits and that's down 26,000 from the week before. there is moderate growth in the workforce. >>> they are calling net flicks for magazines and it gives subscribers immediate access of 75 of the world's most popular magazines for less than $200 a year. meanwhile, it costs more than $200 a year. >>> there is a lot of buzz about oakland's hyland hospital. >> what the producer is hoping will happen after you see this documentary. >>> it is a gamblers' dream come true, one casino is offering refund. don't worry, we have cancelled your old card. great. thank you. in addition to us monitoring your accounts for unusual activity, you could also set up free account alerts. okay. 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dave. >> dave: don't pull that. it's got a crown on it. >> you don't have a daughter. >> dave: i do, but it's more me, the princess. >> i love this kind ofhing, and this is the type of thing you'd buy in the airport. >> dave: only a real man can hold the princess pen. >> clayton: more on that. >> lots to talk about. >> clayton: a lot of news to get to. >> first pakistani minister fueling anger in the middle east by offering $100,000 for the death of the maker of the anti-islam film that of we have been talking about. while in libya, thousands are threatening a revolution to get rid of militias there and extremists. catherine herridge joining us for the latest. >> let's go to pakistan, the maker of the youtube trailer and the senior member of the government in pakistan announcing a $100,000 reward for anyone who kills him and what's key here, the minister is calling on al-qaeda and the taliban to join in this quote, blessed mission. in benghazi, hundreds protesting against the militia blamed for the a tack on the embassy. and to rid them of the those in eastern libya and the collapse of the regime. and a source telling the evidence points

of him. i love animals. i really do. and also tonight, the reason the goodyear blimp is overhead, dave matthews band is here. [ cheers and applause ] that blimp -- it follows daveherever he goes. poor guy can't even use the bathroom. hey, this is kind of exciting. for the first time in 28 years, scientists have discovered a new species of monkey. and look at how excited he is. [ laughter ] that's it. quite a face, huh? the monkey was found in the congo where locals call it a lisula. scientists call it -- i like the people in the congo see this monkey all the time and even have a name for it and we call it a discovery. the first discovery. apparently discovery is when a white person finally discovers something. stupid white people. [ applause ] i hate them so much. but this is unbelievable news. a new iphone and a new monkey all in the same week. what are the odds? the researchers have found these monkeys, are concerned about protecting them. the first one they found lived in a house of a local school director. it was a female. the owner said she was a pet but he was unable to explain the packages of dipping sauce placed strategically around the cage, you see, b

morning to you, welcome back, this is ktvu channel 2 morning news, the middle of the week, wednesday, september 5th, i am dave dave clark. >> good morning, i am pam cook and steve is here. >> nice to have you back. >> thank you, we have a change, tropical clouds coming up and showers right close there, i doubt too much is reaching the ground but a possibility today. that means temperatures now by the coast, fog, 60s there, 70s bay, inland 80s but a tropical feel. >> all right, steve, thank you. >>> time is now 5:30, we are still following a story one that is covered the past 24 hours, that chp shootout in alamo. 37-year-old chp officer kenyon youngstrum fighting for his life this morning. investigators are looking into how a traffic stop led to a gun battle there. alex savage is at the medical center with an jump an update on the condition of the officer. >> reporter: good morning, yes, relatives are on their way here from around the country. his mother and father arrived here last night. everyone coming here to the medical center where this officer is in the icu still and remains in critical condition. last night

of sports.com, dave, thanks for waking up so early on this. >>reato. nowos. i didn't sleep. just stayed up, got the phone. >> that's the pressure of being on "way too early." you can't sleep at night. davelk through for the viewers who haven't followed this as closely as somf us deep in the sports world, what is at stake, why can't we just get thes twork? >> it's until believable. you see the fog over the iue on the cnn question that you aired where they asked mitt romney would you order them back to work. there no ordering them back to work. they're not on strike. ey a being locked out. that's the fsthing to e ose locked the doors to the stadiums from the nfl official referees. they cannot get in. they have offered to work while negotiations te place. and what is separating them is joke. this is a $9.3 billion a year business. and what it would coo ge e ree b to work would cost $62,000 per team per week. total cost, $3.3 million a year for a $9.3 billion a year business. they are not sepated by economs. they are sat truly by ideology. and i mean the owners have decided that it is their way or the highway. and this lockout is a very drastic tactic for what frankly amounts to a few thous

of unrequited love. trouble comes when dave tries something new, turning the fish on its back. the shark's eyes are on the top of its head. it can't possibly see daveer kiss on its open mouth. >> he couldn't see me. he smelled fish in the water and he felt something on his face. he did what any shark would do, and that reaction is to bite something that he thinks is food. it's just an instant of mistaken identity. >> thinking dave is a tasty treat, the shark sinks 500 razor-sharp teeth into his puckered lips. the pain is excruciating. for some reason, the sea creature lets go. dave's lip dangles like a worm from his face. >> sharks don't like people. sharks done like the way people taste. sharks like fish. i'm not a fish. >> incredibly, dave keeps his lip, but the shark does so much damage the doctor has to sew 285 stitches. >> instantaneously it hurt. what actually hurt the most were the snappers that were coming in to take a bite of my lip that was hanging. >> but just three days later, dave resumes his kissing hijinks. >> it's just a hazard of the job. one shark bite is not going to deter me from doing what i love. >>> guadalupe island, mexico,

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