time i've worn my nipples is i wore one nipple on the middle of my forehead and i did my david bowie ziggy stardustmpression to cheer myself up and they do it quite regularly, if i'm honest. so when i wrote this little play, there a method my madness, i thought i'm going to write for the first time about a female who has had my operation but she is single and has to reveal herself every time a relationship fails, and she would have to start again, so that was awful but... in the middle of the place he has to stick the nipple on her forehead and does her best ziggy. now, most theatres don't stock prosthetic nipples, in fact they don't stock them at all. so my nipples get supplied for my actresses to do this, which has meant a very exciting chapter in my life because i get e—mails now saying "janine, please can i have your nipples?" yeah, i like to open those e—mails on a packed train when i know someone is reading over my shoulder. i'lljust say, today, someone is coming to collect my nipples, no, i've got them with me, and they then taken to manchester so they can appear on another actress‘ head for