well, then, you might be david choe. >> hi, i'm david choe. ♪ be like me. >> is that an ak pinata? wow. >> yeah, so, i mean, this place is in downtown l.a., so i try to have as many weapons hidden throughout. i've got ninja swords and ninja stars and stuff. >> you need a puppy, man. you need a puppy. >> i do need a puppy. i'm going to paint you today. is that cool? >> yeah, sure. >> all right. so, just sit right there, and -- sorry. i don't usually paint this early in the morning. okay. i'm going to go more expressionistic, if you don't mind. >> i want to know, you were on record, you said young people are looking to follow your road to success. your advice is, whatever you do, don't date a korean girl. >> okay, i try to be open-minded about things, right? but you know, i'm racist. for me, i've given it a shot and then i end up in this situation where i feel like i'm dating my mom. >> so, what characteristics in common were you -- >> overbearing. >> overbearing? >> jealous, unreasonable, like unrealistic about life, demanding. like, it's, mine, i could go on and on. but also the me