[chuckles] in other news, actor david hyde pierce created a major controversy at the emmys last nighthis testicles. [david hyde] sure glad i didn't miss the emmys, diane. oh, that's just great, lois. thanks to you, i missed a moment of television history. well, now you know how george w. bush felt when he showed up in vietnam. all right, let's do this. let's kick some ass. uh, george, the war is over. what? yeah, it's done. get out of here! are you serious? -yeah. -oh, man! oh, man! i just got your messages. and i--i... oh, i'm sorry. george, it's been over for a while. -really? -yeah. it's 1981. it's... oh, oh, wow! oh, so i'm way late. oh, boy! yeah. uh, well, you want to do something else? -i got some blow. -son of a bitch! it took you this long to tell me? break it out, man! gentlemen, we got 20 calls about the david hyde pierce incident. and as you know, one call equals a billion people. which means 20 billion people were offended by this. needless to say, something must be done. perhaps we should ask the chairman. good idea. uh, sir, we're wondering what course of action you rec