david axelrod pack a visit to david letterman. they'll go into talking about the republican field for 2012. closer to home, the 2010 race in delaware. >> the seal dropping off the podium. what happened there and who got fired? >> that does come ner my purview as senior adviser so i have been giving this a lot of thought. we've been here two years, 500 speeches. never happened before. i can only think of one thing. >> what's that? >> witch craft. >> jeb bush, is he going to go or not going to go? >> people feel he's not going to go. it requires a big ego to run for president. >> mike huckabee. >> they all work for fox news. if they all run for president there's going to be a lot of openings. so run over there. >> mitt romney. >> if he stuck to who he was he would be a far more formidable candidate. >> sarah palin. >> i have a soft spot for her, day. i was at the vice presidential campaign and she winked at me. >>> justin bieber, the 16-year-old heartthrob. look at the hair. how can you not love that kid with the adorable little smi

. >>> and coming up after we're done, an all new late show with david letterman.ht the top ten is about rick sanchez, the news reporter that was fired among comedy central's. >> top 10's excuses it's the damn bed bugs. number nine, i didn't think it was possible to get fired from a network no one watches. [ laughing ] >> number eight just trying to get some publicity for my twitter. [ laughing ] >> we have to see the rest of those. tonight's guest actor bruce willis and will i am of the black-eyed pees. >>> all right, top, do i need to continue to get my scarf and sweater. >> keep it handy. >> let's not get extreme. >> for your weather geeks, 52 was the record low high. >> record low high. >> think about it. >> all right. >> 57 was the high at national. we missed it by one degree. here is your forecast first. we're going in the right direction. tomorrow temperatures go into the light 60s. a slight chance of a shower. low 60s on wednesday. nothing heavy and nothing widespread. by thursday we're in great shape. sunshine. temperatures go back into the upper 60s to ne

. >>> an all new david letterman will be on after 9news now. here is a sneak peek. >> you know about this. she is a witch and she wants to be the senator and now she has a new commercial where she comes on and says i'm not a witch. [ laughing ] >> my point is isn't that exactly what a witch would say. [ laughing ] >> [ laughing ] and tonight's guess senior advisor to president obama and julie chen host of the new show called the talk. i thought she was on the big brother show too. >> busy lady. >>> a few showers tonight. they're dissipating. and as we talked about earlier, we're going to deliver just fine late in the week and the weekend. i don't think we're going to oversell it. here is your forecast first now, the next three days out of the gate, 72 tomorrow. partly cloudy. breezy. i suppose windy at times but very nice. >> a big h in your forecast. >> do you know what the h stands for? >> what's that. >> that stands for highschoolsports.net because we cover high school sports like a bug on the rug. it will be great too on friday. 76 for a hi

. >> bill: pinheads and a patriots in a moment starring bruce willis and david letterman.or the troops going great. for every new premium member or premium renewal on bill o'reilly.com over seas. it's to the my book on it be a patriot and sign up. the troops are going to like that. if you are thinking ahead please order your signed personalized copies of pinheads and patriots early. we have ay crush as christmas comes closer. if you buy the book on bill o'reilly.com we will send you a free pinheads and patriots zippered tote bag. i will be signing the book on october 15th at barnes & noble at 1 my old scorching ground. tickets are limited. limited. now the mail. >> bill that was a soft interview with secretary napolitano, where were the hard questions? i know you can watch every episode but we dealt with that a couple months ago when we asked the secretary those questions. last night was did deportation and nicky diaz. >> you are right the folks want to do what the feds are going to do with miss diaz. >> i think you went too easy on the secretary i'm suspect about the stac

. >>> an all new late joy with david letterman is next. >> we have the top ten brett favre excuses.of my addition for jack as 3-d. number nine, i was dehydrated. number eight, an autograph seemed so impersonal. >> see, i told you kind of funny. also on the show, jim parsons from big bang theory. >>> the weather, can we keep it going? >> we could but then we'd have seasonal problems. >> what problem would that be? >> that would be all kind of problems. we'll ease into fall and not going to go diving into winter yet. we'll have a temperature correction. here's the forecast for the next three days. 88 today and 80 tomorrow. plenty warm and a slight chance of a shower or a thunderstorm. they'll be few and far between. cooler and dry wednesday and back in the mid-60s. tweak the temperature down a little bit and on thursday some showers and light rain possible. temperatures will struggle to get to 60 because of the northeast wind. we'll break down tomorrow. again, i would bring the shade. we have a couple drops here but not a completely cloudy day. mild start, 65. 78 by lunchtime and 80 b

okay that does it for cbs 5 eyewitness news, david letterman is coming up next. >> that's right, humpay, on the way to the weekend. >> really? already. >> yeah, baby. >> look at the sun is coming up. ,,,, [ male announcer ] this is the way most people choose a toothbrush. with so many to choose from it's hard to see the difference. but this is the way most dentists choose a toothbrush. fact is, more dentists brush with an oral-b toothbrush than any other brush. ♪ if you could see what your dentist sees, you'd reach for an oral-b toothbrush too. ♪ trust the brush more dentists use. oral-b.

. >>> an all new david letterman is coming up next, so let's take a quick look at that. >> today earliery jack ass 3d opened. [ laughing ] >> is it oscar season already? >> i've actually seen some scenes from that it's kind of entertaining. >> it does look good. >> the boys in my house love that show. >> the boys here too. >> the boys here too. [ laughing ] >> the porta-potty up in the air. >> when you can see inside. >> that's good stuff. >>> okay. we have a pretty nice weekend. a very fall like weekend. winds are going to be with us all day. now, the winds that brought our winds today and the rain yesterday, check what it did out in vermont. a little bit of snow up there. in fact, they have a little bit of dusting. and snow in the mountains too. >> there it is. >> i was getting scared. >> not as scared as i was. [ laughing ] >> so a little snow. not much. temperatures hovered around freezing. remember, it can be above freezing at the surface and still fall as snow. okay. for us, here we go. very nice tomorrow. 65. windy, though. see you at the dog walk at 10:30 at the local park in pot

chris: david letterman knew a great kid interview when he saw on e. he booked that young man, william figueroa, who told him quail -- quayle actually came prepared for that meeting. >> he had a type of like flash cards with the words on them. >> he this the correct spelling of the word that he was going to ask you about? [laughter] >> except for potato. >> except for potato. that's right. >> you announce potato and your hand goes up. >> he picks me so i go out to the chalkboard and start writing potato, and then when i was walking back to my chair, he said stop and go back and put the e on potato. that's when all of the reporters came to me. then i showed them the book. and it said potato. and they were all laughing. >> you think he knows how to spell the word re-elected? chris: when we come back, we know dating the tea party has been fun for regular republicans. but how will the marriage go? sarah palin says if republican leaders don't watch their step, they -- there could be an ugly divorce. plus, scoops and predictions, from these top reporters. ch

okay that does it for cbs 5 eyewitness news, david letterman is coming up next. >> that's right, humpon the way to the weekend. >> really? already. >> yeah, baby. >> look at the sun is coming up

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>> mike singletary is the only coach in the league with his own segment on the late show with david letterman >> coach, if you had to, could you put your finger on the problem? >> here is the problem. it is the nfl. >> right. >> nfl. >> okay. >> read my lips. >> right. >> nfl. >> sure. >> it is not chuck e cheese. >> no. >> did you hear me? >> yes. >> it is not chuck e. cheese. it is the n-f-damn-l. >> okay. >> hey, 62, put your pants on. that ain't cute. put on your pads. >> okay, okay. >> i love that. you can see singletary and the niners and broncos across the pond, tomorrow night, here on cbs 5. followed by a special fifth quarter at 2:00. kim coyle in london and dennis o'donnell in arlington to preview game four of the world series. game three just ended, and the giants did not get the victory, 4-2 the final in that one. you can't win them all. and so far, you know, the home team is right on par. they're winning at home. >> we will see whether or not we want them to clinch at home. but it would have been nice to have a win. >> you want them to win it, but at home would be pretty cool. >>

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mike singletary is still the only coach in the league with his own segment on the late show with david letterman>> coach, if you had to, could you put your finger on the problem? >> here is the problem. at the nfl, nfl, read my lips, nfl -- >> sure. >> it is not chuck e cheese. >> yes. >> did you hear me? >> yes. >> it is not chuck e. cheese. >> it is the nfl. >> hey, 62, hey, 62, put your pants on. that ain't cute. put on your pants. >> okay, okay. >> i love that. i love that segment. it is fantastic. i think he does a great job. >> and the niners and broncos across the pond on cbs 5 right here tomorrow followed by a fifth quarter at 2:00. kim coyle will be in london and dennis o'donnell will be in arlington to preview game four of the world series. the sports department is all over the place. one in london. one outside of dallas. and i'm hanging out in san francisco. >> all right. nothing wrong with it. >> nothing wrong with having you here. >> glad to be here. >> thanks, gary. >>> the last full weekend of campaigning before the election and san francisco mayor gavin newsom is getting a clear

. >>> dana carver will be on david letterman. >> lisa keller will be on. >> i'm sure they are going tok about giants. that's it. right there. >> thank you. >> beautiful place. we plan to report live from there again tomorrow for you. have all the latest from game 2. let's go 2 up. >> good night. captions by: caption colorado, llc 800-775-7838 email: comm

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david letterman said he was at the event to help rick clean out his office.ted so in addition to losing his job celebrities are firing back. we have a messy, messy situation for him. >> i have to say also sanchez, when you hear an excerpt, you think maybe that was misportrayed or not an accurate portrayal. the entire radio interview plays like that. it's not an excerpt like the way people left from that interview seems to be the actual what really played out. >> he said jon stewart resents people of my ilk -- >> aggressive interview. >> rick sanchez, yes. >> we're learning more about the arrest and assault between mario barrett and his mother. >> a weird story here. kind of headline that caught you if you didn't know the back story. >> if you don't know who mario barrett is, you probably do know him and just don't realize it. he sang "let me love you." also a contestant on "dancing with the stars" so essentially what happened is baltimore police officers respond to a call about a disturbance at the home he shares with his mom and find her sitting in a lobby o

. >> jimmy: now, was david letterman the only one not in on this -- >> he was not in on it. >> jimmy:im, of all people, to not tell? >> i don't -- i don't know why we didn't tell him, honestly. just -- >> jimmy: it seems like if you told diddy, you could tell dave. i mean, you know? >> it was a different thing. it was a different situation. i don't know how to answer that question at all right now. >> jimmy: i have to say, again, i enjoyed the movie. i know there's a lawsuit pending of some kind between you and letterman, but i was a little bit disappointed in one thing. we did something for the movie, i knew what was going on -- >> dude, come on, man. >> jimmy: you told me it was going to be in the movie, but it didn't make it in the movie. >> i was pulling for you, man, i was. i was honestly, because i think you're a genius, dude -- >> jimmy: i thought it came out good. >> it -- it wasn't. i mean -- no, no, no. we -- he's a great actor, it just -- it didn't -- it didn't feel real. but we're considering putting it on the dvd as an outtake. i brought it, if you want to see -- >> jimmy

david letterman presentationed tony blair about what he thinks about the situation. >> we don't knowt to think of it. it is based on things people have heard or know so you have to take it seriously. the trouble is you can end up leading a restricted life. the truth is. >> it is in effect through the end of january by the way. when the orioles take too the field next season, a new vendor selling food, fans in the stands, they gauche yaifting another con -- negotiating with another concession company. they had warned a loss of the contract would mean 600 lay offs but those people would simply move to the new vending company. >>> also in sports, pittsburg steeler, blog be at practice for a second straight dayed to, he made the come back yesterday, generally he is said to look good. ben roethlisberger compared being back to learning how to ride a back again as they practiced with his receivers. >> i said sorry i am making you guys run but i what president to get back on the -- want to get back on the timing. i don't think it will take as long as i thought. >> ben roethlisberger complete

. >> this is david axelrod last night on david letterman a special kind of charisma, i have a soft spote was at the vice presidential debate and he says that she -- are you ready? >> are you ready? >> i can't wink. >> i was watching you on tv. you wimpged at me. >> that's what all of the men thought. >> so he thought she was winking at you a? >> i think so. >> it was at this briefing when they thought they would give palin the 2012 and not get that lucky? >> yes. >> ouch. he also said that they are having a colossal failure. >> unless republicans are in the world series, the super bowl, the house, the senate. >> jessica and ed, thanks a lot. >>> when we come back, if you get food stamps, should you be able to buy drinks with sugar? that's weighed in when we come back. yer am, an extra strength pain reliever with alertness aid to fight fatigue. so get up and get goin'! with new bayer am. the morning pain reliever. [ indistinct shouting ] ♪ another day ♪ another dollar ♪ daylight comes [ dogs barking ] ♪ i'm on my way ♪ another day ♪ another dollar ♪ working my whole life away ♪ another d

tonight bruce willis and david letterman. >> inspired by lady gaga. >> where do i even -- >> carefullyh boy. >> come on! [ cheering ] >> bill: eww! are they pinheads or patriots for that? that is it for us tonight. check out the fox website. oreilly@foxnews.com. name a town if you wish to opine. when writing the factor do not be a sophist. thanks for watching tonight on our 14th anniversary. we appreciate you guys who have been loyal over the years. remember the spin stops right >> tgif, everyone. it's friday, october 8, 2010. i'm gretchen carlson. thank you for sharing your time today. the midterms about the economy and we're hours away from the september unemployment report that's not expected to be good. what does this mean for struggling democrats? >> meanwhile, playing defense and ready for a fight. president obama is telling democrats to prepare for "hand-to-hand combat." on capitol hill. does this sound like a president who wants to reach over the aisle for bipartisanship, mr. kil meade? >> i can't answer that. you almost had me. you didn't say brian says or steve says. it was s

but political strategist david letterman says past he hex show it is a system that doesn't necessarily >> it hurts them. when voters have more to think about, more people to choose they tend to even more go with people they have heard of. >>reporter: many politician lake rachbing choice voting because it avoids the need for an expensive run off but some voters have their complaints. in alameda county san leandro and berkeley will also use rank choice for the first time. >> if you want someone for mayor you don't want one, 2, or 3. you want that person for mayor. >>reporter: there is one thing virtually guaranteed with wrank choice voting. voters here in oakland have no idea who their new mayor is on election night. >> takes probably a couple weeks to process all the ballots. so nothing will be final on election night. >>reporter: in fact it could be days maybe weeks before a result is known. in oakland, abc 7 news. >> major change. pentagon is telling rae cawters around the country tonight they must accept applicant who are gay. military recruiters around the country are adjusting to t

halloween, halloween, candy corn, door-to-door, trick-or-treat, treat williams, the actor who played david letterman'slon, "late night with jimmy fallon." how you like me now? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. that was pretty good. good. "the good son" with elijah wood, son, macaulay culkin, "home alone," he's hitting joe pesci with paint cans, paint cans, bob villa, "this old house," house, home, "home improvement," what time is it? "tool time," with tim, the tool man taylor, tim allen, bringing it back to "the santa claus," clause with an "e" equals mc squared, mc hammer, "can't touch this," can't touch what? hammer pants, bagger vance, will smith, going to miami, florida, cape canaveral, nasa, the moon landing, the space race, allegory for the cold war, allegory, scattergories, rolling the 20-sided die like dungeons & dragons, puff the magic dragon, marijuana, mary jane, "last dance with mary jane," tom petty, richard petty, nascar, fast cars, "fast car" by tracy chapman, charlie chaplin, silent movie, movie phone, "phone booth," the phantom tollbooth, "phantom of the opera," he's wearing the

all the following people are from indiana except david letterman, larry bird, john cougar mellencampan fox. >> megan fox, i'd know that. >> reporter: is it still embarrassing? >> they're easy. i was getting a little nervous, now i got four in a row. >> reporter: here's the thing. i've been dealing with linemen and linebackers, not quarterbacks. quarterbacks are supposed to be a little smarter. maybe didn't adjust. >> maybe. i don't know. i think i'd win on jeopardy. >> reporter: all right. question five to go perfect. the 1986 colt classic hoosiers, which you saw, the final scene, the championship scene, was filmed where? >> at butler. >> reporter: butler university, that's fine, but can we get the name of the gym? >> i don't have it. >> reporter: we're giving you partial credit for butler. >> the butler stadium is -- >> reporter: think fieldhouse because it's old in indiana. >> yeah. [ buzzer ] >> reporter: hinkle fieldhouse. >> it's been a while since i've seen the movie. i get half a credit for that. >> rep very well. we give you 4 1/2 out of 5 and next time you guys play the colt

tonight bruce willis and david letterman. >> inspired by lady gaga. >> where do i even -- >> carefully> come on! [ cheering ] >> bill: eww! are they pinheads or patriots for that? that is it for us tonight. check out the fox website. oreilly@foxnews.com. name a town if you wish to opine. when writing the factor do not be a sophist. thanks for watching tonight on

as for david letterman, corner of paired being trapped in mine to riding on a new york city subway.>>> any way, south park meets the jersey shore and the colorado cartoon was not tooç happy about it. they even brought in osama bin laden and al qaeda to wipe out jersey folks after the town people had problems taking them out, including one of the best known stars of tv's "jersey shore," snooki. >> it's one of them that thing's from jersey, too. >> what is it? >> it's called a snooki. it is very famous. >> so if you want to note plot of the show, osama bin laden helps south park defeat the jersey folks but then the u.s. assassinated him. i'm just saying. >>> obama mania is dramatically dropping among college students. how the president is trying to rock the youth vote, coming up. >>> but first, it's official, love can really ease your pain, just like a drug, according to a new study. the euphoric feelings of passion can act as a powerful painkiller. those exposed to a burning sensation were soothed dramatically when shown pictures of their girlfriends or boyfriends but just a warning

. >> matt, when david letterman said sarah palin was dressing like a stewardses which a lot of us thoughtwas that sexist or was that okay? >> i'm not saying that sexism does not exist. what i'm saying is -- >> who gets to decide when it is or when it isn't? you do? >> when karl rove was critical of christine o'donnell, that was not sexism. he was accused and i think you have a rith to be a legitimate political analyst and say that somebody airerred in judgment. you cannot simply, if you're a female candidate, whether you're a republican or a democrat, by the way, say that any attack on you is ilegitimate because it's sexist. >> we have to let it stand at that. isn't it nice, matt, to get the last word? it's an important conversation and especially looking forward we have to figure out exactly how this all is going to impact things and is it going to make a difference in who represents us in congress and else where. so, thank you, karen, thank you, matt, thank you, howard. i think that was a great conversation. >>> details on as massive investigation into the way banks handle foreclosures

. >> in any business when you're not performing well all your flaws come out david letterman has beenit on singletary for the last year its this wild crazy football coach that has tunnel vision and letterman broke out another bid last night pretty much mocking the coach. that man jones has been out of football and of course that of the news recently but he is back in the news because he was handcuffed and questioned by police officers on sunday. folks said there department made a mistake and he did nothing wrong. as the chief of police called the episode unfortunate. he was released without a citation or church. the shirts of open their seasons in sweden. now to come home. jackie get ready i will let you get a moment. they're going to play this lead to fractures in their homeownethe r carried they love their fans the fans love them. but now they have a chance to play in this country at home saturday. >> what to win it all he don't get too many opportunities i said lusher think we have the right guys in the locker room to get it down this opportunity will beat around for long guys are

>> reporter: o'reilly has fought with everyone from david letterman to geraldo and admitted he can be a little condescending and rude. and sometimes it just comes out that way. >> i guess. but, boy. we'll see what happens today, huh? >> reporter: it is entertaining. serious topic. but, sorry. it's entertaining. >> joy has jesse ventura. and he is saying the u.s. knew about 9/11 and didn't do anything about it. >> the conspiracy theory. you didn't walk off when he said that, did you? >> i didn't. >> there's the difference. >>> let's go, now, to sam. sam? did he storm off? >> i'm not coming out of my makeup trailer until the weather gets better in new england. that's all i'm saying, robin. i'm sticking to it. i'm not coming out. >> if the weather apologizes. >> okay. i'll come out. we'll show you what it looks like at wmur in new hampshire. there's rain and wind in that area. we think it will be the way the day plays. particularly for northern new england. airport delays, there will be a few. and here's the deal with wind. as long as the wind is steady and constant and in one direction,

meanwhile on the late show with david letterman last night, david axelrod admitted democrats would take a hit in november but speculated it would not be severe. >> we're going to lose some seats. i don't think that's news. we won 55 house seats in the last couple of elections. they were extraordinary elections. and the majority party always loses seats in the midterm. but the question is, how much that will move. and my sense is that this is different than past elections because the republican party is not trading high. their stock is not trading high. so it's not like people are saying, boy i can't wait until the republicans get in there. >> it's very interesting, mika. david axelrod last night also talked about the possibility of a compromise for the islamic center at ground zero. >> oh, my gosh. >> which i think we'll see the white house starting to move towards the compromise deal that could get us beyond that. let's go back to the original barack obama statement here. do you think the democrats have a glass half echl ity mentality? >> i think there's a lot of concern, a lot of angs

>> late night with david letterman? >> no. you crabby old ladies can fight over this, okay?back in the '80s they did one-minute cartoon every week in the show there was the simpsons. it was ve popular, obviously. they got their own show in '89, and it's now the longest-running show in the history of television. a couple of years ago they broke the record set by gun smoke now in its 22nd season. >> amazing. back across to kath. this gentlemen from white is from wisconsin. every episode of gray's anatomy is named aft the song. the pilot of the show was named after which beatles song? that wrong. you're going to love my way home. you're going to love it. >> the correct answer is, d, a hard day's night. >> these are really hard questions. a lot of the gray's anatomy episode e named after beatles songs, and in the pilot so many actors are not there anymore. katherine heigl went off to become movie star. washington, i don't know what he's doing these days. t.r. knight is gone, he walke away from $14 million. he has braidway play opening in a coule of weeks. >> back across to kath.

david axelrod brought the funny to letterman last night. a listen. >> the seal dropping off the podium, what happened there and who got fired? >> this comes under my purview as senior adviser. done 500 speeches and it never happened before, right and i can only think of one thing, witchcraft. >> the seal that fell off the presidential podium he got a couple zingers in about fox news and sarah palin and speaking of sarah palin, the "forbes list" of the most powerful women is out today and a bizarre mix of politicians, pop stars and people you never heard of. first lady michelle obama earns "forbes'" title of most powerful women in the world irene ros rosenfeld and here's the part, lady gaga number seven. seven! that's two behind hillary clinton and four spots ahead of house speaker nancy pelosi who came in at number 11. sarah palin makes the list at number 16. beyonce and ellen degeneres. >> can we just remember there is no methodology to how "forbes" does this. they just did a ridiculous list which is what they do a lot of times with those

first, david axelrod is out there sizing up the 2012 republican field already. he did it last night on "lettermanten. >> donald trump, we know that's a goof. chris christie. jeb bush, is he in or out? >> i've heard the name, people don't feel he's going to go. and the trump thing -- >> it's silly. >> it requires a big ego to run for president and -- >> mike huckabee. >> one of the interesting things is a lot of the names you're rolling off and a lot of the names all work for fox news, so if they all run for president. there are gotting to a lot of openings. >> mitt romney. >> he started off as kind of a moderate republican in massachusetts. passed the health care plan very much like the president. health care plan. i always thought if he had just stuck to who he was, he would be a far more formidable candidate. >> everybody's favorite, sarah palin. is she going to run? >> i have a soft spot because i was at the vice presidential debate and she winked at me. >> well don't ever think that people like david axelrod aren't eating this stuff for breakfast every day. they're tracking their opponents co