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. >>> programming note, i will be on the david letterman show tonight wearing this exact same jacketnd glasses. i will be talking about chris christie, bob mcdonnell and how to annoy vladimir putin and why i might go to jail and all sorts of other stuff. "the late show with david letterman" tonight. [ tires screech ] [ car alarm chirps ] ♪ [ male announcer ] we don't just certify our pre-owned vehicles. we inspect, analyze, and recondition each one, until it's nothing short of a genuine certified pre-owned mercedes-benz for the next new owner. [ car alarm chirps ] hurry in to your authorized mercedes-benz dealer for 1.99% financing during our certified pre-owned sales event through february 28th. >>> one of the things that has been fascinating all along balanced budget amendment the former governor bob mcdonnell corruption case in virginia has been the timing. "the washington post" reported in december the u.s. attorney in virginia was not only ready to bring criminal corruption charge against bob mcdonnell and his wife, he had told their lawyers that he was about to bring those char

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. >>> bieber's arrest provided plenty of material for david letterman's late show. >> his monkey wasated. he got insulted for insulted anne frank. he hired hooker ins in brazil and he was eggs a neighbor's house. and today lindsay lohan, lindsay lohan said, what's with this guy. we have projected the headlines about what you might be seeing him for the top ten list. justin bieber is sick of himself. rob ford and neighborhood chief of police and the number one just tine bieber headline we're likely to read, justin bieber tweets a pier of his -- i don't want to know what that is. i'm anne-marie green. this is "cbs morning news." dare to leave your lipstick at home. revlon® colorstay ultimate suede™ lipstick gives you all day color and instant moisture with shea butter and aloe. for food proof wear and velvety soft lips. -hit the beach in florida. -and a reunion in seattle. we can afford to take more trips this year. [man] when hotels have unsold rooms, they use hotwire to fill them. [woman] so we got our 4-star hotels... for half price. ♪ h-o-t-w-i-r-e ♪ hotwire.com >>> attorney genera

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. >> and rachael madow on the late night show with david letterman.bout russia's anti-gay law ahead of the sochi olympics. >> being openly gay in rushry is an act of bravery. athletes are coming from all over the world to russia and have the opportunity to do that. but simply being open about your sexual or generalentation is a one finger salute to vladimir putin. >> and john boehner tweeting actor rob lowe for advice on his tonight show with jay leno appearance. it's no the clear why. but lowe and his son did pay a visit to boehner's office last ma. leno had one big question for boehner, the man third in line for the presidency. >> you ever think of running for president? >> no. >> no? >> listen, i like to play golf. i like to cut my own grass. and i do drink red wine. i smoke cigarettes. i'm not giving that up to be president of the united states. >> right. >> that's right. that's not worth it. that's right. >> and there you have it. that's your morning dish of scrambled politics. >>> joining me now for our first look at politics from washington, re

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now let's go right to the late show where david letterman is happy to see congress is finally back ats if, we care and i notice very little difference, congress out of session for six weeks. let's check in and see how things went the first day back after the six week break. take a look. >> sit down and shut up. >> sit down and shut up. >> shut up. shut up. >> put a cork in it. >> jack ass. >> piece of garbage. >> sit down and shut your mouth, you're driving everyone crazy. >> that's why we have to elect more leaders. >> i love the fact he didn't do a second take. i don't know where that am thing was going but i'm going to pick up the phone. th thank you, lewis. that was a late add to the show and i'm glad we put it in. >> still to come, your best and worst weather stories and "morning joe" is just moment as way. ♪ no sleep till brooklyn ♪ d is ever... but the truth is... we don't have to. the experts have spoken. now it's your move. ♪ now it's your move. i'm bethand i'm michelle. and we own the paper cottage. it's a stationery and gifts store. anything we purchase for the paper cottag

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well, david letterman got his hands on the first campaign ad. >> this election, the people of arizona candidate they can trust to get the job done, and that man is steven seagal. mr. seagal has a long track record solving the most challenging issues of today. immigration reform. >> ahhh! [ laughter ] >> small business solutions. transportation. steven seagal, leadership you can trust. >> ahh! >> there with steven seagal there, caseyry beck. that guy's got about 16 different black belts, so i think he's very well qualified. we should just elect pimm. now, jon stewart is catching up on the story since he was on break and is surprised with the restrictions on marijuana use in colorado. >> i imagine, you know, it's not going to be like the wild west out there in colorado. there will be stringent limits on this new wall. >> purchasers must be at least 21 years old. >> check. rules out the kiddies. >> you can't light up in public, and police warn, you still can't drive high. >> what? well, then riddle me this, batman, why does taco bell have a drive-through? >> listen, brian, no comment the

i just say, i heard david letterman's top ten list compared to kim jong-un and rob ford he wasn't that have to agree. still to come fighting the flu. triage tents now set up at san francisco hospitals. we're covering that story. good morning, casey. >> reporter: good morning. when you think about tents being set up outside a hospital in the san francisco bay area you may think it's a response to a natural disaster like an earthquake. but this time it's the flu. we'll have details coming up. right now, he's busy earning 4 times the hhonors points... you did a great job. it looks good! ♪ ...no wonder he's fueling up. enjoy our free hot breakfast options and up to 4 times the hhonors points on your next stay. feel the hamptonality >>> doctors in the san francisco bay area are waging war against the flu. already blamed for nine death there's this season. triage tents have been set up to treat patients. >> reporter: good morning, carol. it's a really concerning situation as you can imagine, nine deaths so far this year from the flu just in the san francisco bay area and the peak flu season