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beginning as early as next week. >>> residents of an illinois town are trying to get even with david letterman. 16 years ago kanacki, illinois was named by him the worst place to live in the nation. so letterman sent two gazebos there as a gag gift to try to beautify the town. well, the next generation says things have improved now and they don't want his gifts anymore. some high school students in fact offered to use the wood from those gazebos to make a rocking chair for dave's retirement this year. letterman declined on that but he did invite some of the elated residents to appear on the late show. >> it's something we've been waiting for. >> as an english teacher we talk about symbolism and telling a good story. that's what we've driven home. the gazebos a symbol of a past we want to forget. we want to tell a new many people clean their dentures with toothpaste or plain water. and even though their dentures look clean, in reality they're not. if a denture were to be put under a microscope we can see all the bacteria that still exists on the denture and that bacteria multiplies very rapidly

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on last night's late show david letterman shared his list. >> number 10 forgot marshawn lynch was onick's dazzling smile. number 4 wind sheer. number 3, patriots cheated by having a better coach. number 2, we'll get 'em next week. and the number one pete carroll excuse, wanted to remember what it felt like to coach the jets. >> carroll coached the jets for one season before being fired. this is the "cbs morning news." the #1 prescribed acid blocking brand available without a prescription for frequent heartburn. get complete protection. nexium level protection™ what shall we do for dinner? pizza! with a little help, it's easy to whip up a great meal on a week night. pepperoni on your side... more pepperoni. cheers! pillsbury pizza crust. make dinner pop >>> here's another look at this morning's top stories. boston is digging out from its second major snowstorm in a week. schools there are closed today and the super bowl parade has been delayed until tomorrow. the storm spread a blanket of heavy snow from the midwest to new england. another big snow maker may be headed up the atlantic

brian williams was scheduled to be on the "late show with david letterman" thursday. cbs tells me that's going forward. i'm told by a source close to brian williams it's actually undecided whether he will appear. our experts have a lot to say whether williams -- and i hate saying these words -- whether williams can survive this. we have the first tv interviews of two pilots there that day with williams. one who flew with the anchor and one who actually came under attack. before we get to them let's see how this story evolved from a truth to a lie. the first report was broadcast just a week or so after the beginning of the iraq war in a segment for nbc's "dateline" brian williams recount add harrowing incident under fire. the date march 26th 2003. >> our colleague brian williams is back in kuwait city tonight after a close call in the skies over iraq. >> in his report williams says he was traveling with a group of four army helicopters in kuwait large ones chinooks. they can carry troops and in this case equipment to build bridges in iraq so units can cross the river.

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