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the child from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, amy poehler and david sedariss tomorrow, with music from super m. and later this week from "american idol" katy perry, lionel richie and luke bryan. chris pratt, lucy hale, huey lewis, and music from andy schaaf and sam hunt. please join us for all of that. our first guest tonight is one of the great actors and one of the rare white men who looks good in a hat. his latest motion picture is "the call of the wild." it opens in theaters february 21st. please welcome harrison [ cheers and applause ] how are you? very good to see you. did you watch the oscars last night? >> they were last night? [ laughter ] oh, man. >> jimmy: you missed it again. you didn't even go when you were nominated for best actor, right? >> what? >> jimmy: yeah. you were nominated for "witness." the movie "witness." you were nominated in 1986. you did not attend the oscars. >> well, i had a lot of homework. >> jimmy: last time you were here -- >> it's old news. >>. >> jimmy: -- or maybe it was the time before. i don't remember. you were almost

harrison ford, amy poehler, chris pratt, katy perry, lionel richie, and luke bryan, david sedaris, lucyb pflugfelder, huey lewis will be here. and we'll have music from wiz khalifa, ty dolla sign, lil yachty, sueco the child, andy schaub, and sam hunt. so please join us for all that. [ cheers and applause ] i might be getting too old for this job. our first guest is an emmy and tony award-winning man and the nine-time oscar host against whom all others are measured. his new comedy "standing up, falling down" premieres in theaters and on vod february 21st. please welcome billy crystal. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: how are you? >> great. always great to be here. >> jimmy: great to have you here. it's an honor to have you here. and i'm wondering what goes through your mind when you come into this neighborhood, where you hosted the oscars so many times. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you see the street closed down and you're maneuvering your way through. what do you think of? >> how to use waze to get around here. >> jimmy: very practical. >> well, listen, w