the very funny david spade is here.nd, for the first time, since we have been on tim gunn is here from "project runway." which i am excited about. i am going to admit something, make of it what you will, i have seen almost every episode of "project runway" which is weird. i have no interest in fashion. i don't know what season i am. i don't know what my color chart is. i am a cool winter or soft spring. i don't know. but i like that show because i like tim gunn. he makes it work for me. and i also like, i like the idea of the show. they give a team of designers, a limited amount of materials. and they challenge them to make something out of it. once they gave everyone, they gave them $100 and send them to the supermarket had them make outfits out of food. one of them made their dress out of bananas. this was long before lady gaga was wearing meat. and so, it's fun to watch these talented designers being resourceful and creative. so, since tim is here tonight. i thought it might be fun to issue a similar challenge to unt

tonight -- david spade. from "project runway," tim gunn. and live witness news. and music from preservation hall jazz band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. thank you. thank you, cleto. thank you, thank you for

i want to thank david spade, tim gunn. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time.haal, dianna agron and music from the weekend. nightline is next. the album is called "that's it." playing us off the air with "halfway right, halfway wrong," see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com. once again -- preservation hall jazz band. good night. [ cheers and applause ] >>> tonight on "nightline" -- the smallest casualties. [ crying ] >> reporter: a team of doctors race to stop the pain and heal the wound of innocent children fleeing civil war in syria. >> saving grace, so little to work with and so many in need. >> unfortunately we don't have painkillers. >> the battle to beat the odd and save young lives. the toughest calls, the wrenching decisions. >> he will do much better if we amputate his leg right now. >> right now? >> right now. >> the heroic efforts to bring desperate families a sliver of hope. >> announcer: this special edit >> announcer: this is a special edition of "nightline." >>> good evening. after a week of tense debate between the president, congress,

. >> coming up on jimmy kimmle, david spade. >> and not larry beil. >> that's it for our report.ter and facebook. >> they turn on you quick.

. >> coming up on jimmy kimmle, david spade. >> and not larry beil. >> that's it for our report.tinues on twitter and facebook. >> they turn on you quick. abc news, new york. >> hear her side of the story starts to sound a little more plausible. >> i'm still a big diana nyad believer. >>> when you think of the pope mobile, you think of the pope being waived around it. >> check out the new pope mobile. one the pope is likely to drive himself. there it is. doesn't say a whole lot. 1984 renault 4. four door. francis got it for a good deal. >> very humble, isn't it? >> it was free. francis received it as a donation from a priest in italy. he will use the vehicle for short drives on vatican grounds. >> it comes from a humble man. the priest who donated it to him says he's dedicated his life to helping the needy in northern italy. he didn't need the car anymore. >> the pope will look good. >> that's not very far. >> hair blowing in the wind. nice. >> yeah. that amount of power. might be slower. >> probably. just for vatican grounds. he's not going very far. >> get a golf cart.

tomorrow night, david spade will be here, tim gunn with us, music from preservation hall.thursday, jake gyllenhaal and music from the weekend. join us from those shows. our first guest is the talent show judge by which all others are measured. we must never forget how much joy his cruelty has brought us. season three of his show, "the x factor," premieres at 8:00 tomorrow night on fox. please say hello to simon cowell. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to say congratulations. everyone has said to you, i don't know what the details exactly are, but i understand you got paula abdul pregnant, is that correct? >> no. we kept that one out of the papers. >> jimmy: do you think you're ready for fatherhood? >> with paula? >> jimmy: with anyone. >> without, paula, yes. that wouldn't have been a great idea. >> jimmy: have you raised anything before? have you -- >> a few kids dotted around, jimmy. >> jimmy: there are some kids insulting their school mates somewhere? >> a few rumors. yeah. this is the first official one. >> jimmy: have you thought, sat down, and thought what

. >> and they see david spade with all these beautiful women.ust as funny as men and we found that and women just as likely to be entertainers. >> men and women equal in all things. thank you for being here. >>> up next, you're not going to want to miss this a love letter, a version of the putin editorial. that's next. ♪ my imagination will make that moment live ♪ eat thins. who's gonna take your wheat thins? i don't know. an intruder, the dog, bigfoot. could you get the light? [ loud crash ] what is going on?! honey, i was close! it's a yeti! [ male announcer ] must! have! wheat thins! constipated? yeah. mm. some laxatives like dulcolax can cause cramps. but phillips' caplets don't. they have magnesium. for effective relief of occasional constipation. thanks. [ phillips' lady ] live the regular life. phillips'. >>> let's talk about that putin guy, fascinating op-ed in today's "new york times." hold on a second, i forgot my rage. where did i -- there you go. hold on one second. let's just crack this bad boy open. and -- how dare! how dare! >> a