tonight, david spade, the "jimmy kimmel live" clip of the year, and metallica. and now, on top of all that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. feel like christmas here in hollywood. there's gingerbread syrup in our lattes. there's fake snow in our outdoor shopping malls. tiny chihuahuas in santa hats are peeking out of our louis vuitton bags. it's really a wonderful time of the year. it can get a little depressing being in l.a. you can feel very alone during the holidays. sometimes, i hope you don't mind me sharing this, but sometimes i feel like i'm the only one still celebrating kwanzaa. [ laughter ] metal ka is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] look at all those people, the streets are jam packed. oh, this is a weird one. this is a real item that was posted for sale on amazon. yesterday, i think. these are leggings for toddlers and children. as you can see, marijuana leaf printed repeatedly. i don't know how somebody happened upon

police say hello to david spade!d applause ] ♪ >> >> hey, all right. >> jimmy: what's going on? it's good to see you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how are you doing? what's going on with the shoe box you got down there? >> look at theet [ bleep ] shoes. these, the shoes aren't mine. i wore my wrong ones today. >> jimmy: you did? >> i wore the ones i wear around the house, forgot to change them. then they had these backstage. i think some kid from "stranger things" left them. >> jimmy: what is your shoe size? >> micro. is that one? no, it's 8. it's an 8. >> jimmy: you just got -- [ laughter ] >> i don't know. >> jimmy: you finished a major comedy tour. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: with adam sandler. rob schneider. pick schwartzsen. >> they were the main ones. then also in l.a. and las vegas norm macdonald. and timmy meadows. and so it was a big cavalcade of bozos. it was really, really fun. we finished last night in atlanta. i came back just straight from there. >> jimmy: is this strictly for fun that you guy dozen this? it seems lik

kohl's. >> jimmy: tonight david spade is here. first the streets outside our building are swarming with superfans, but only one superfan is the superfanniest of them all. one man will go head to banging head with his favorite band to find out if he knows more about the band than the band does about itself. it's time to play "who knows metallica?" let's meet our competitors. our first contestants are members of the rock and roll hall of fame. they have the number one album in the country. please welcome james, lars, robert and kirk, metallica! [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome, welcome. it's happening. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, thank you for coming. i'm not sure you realize but you are about to do battle with a superfan. are you ready to meet? >> we're ready. >> jimmy: say hello to your obsessed opponent, a fireman who flew all the way from cleveland just to see you tonight, dave krenn. what's happening, dave? >> jimmy: there they are, that's them right there. >> boo! >> you're going down! >> jimmy: how much do you lo

we'll be right back with david spade!d applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by the nissan rogue. see "rogue one: a star wars story" in theaters december 16th. the glow gals. the lords of the playlist. the midnight feasters. and the last train sprinters. we are the night. ♪ ♪ style lets you stand out from the herd. what's inside sets you apart. the cadillac escalade. enjoy our best offers of the year. ♪ i've never known no one with quite your style ♪ ♪ i'm going crazy, thinking baby this may be my chance ♪ it's going to be like this all night long!! ♪ what would you say to me give the gift of garth. baby let's lay down and dance ♪ garth brooks the ultimate collection. 10 cd's just $25.49 when you use the target cartwheel app. only at target. baby let's lay down and dance ♪ >> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight, this is their new album, it's called "hardwired to self-destruct," metallica is here, they will sit down to talk and we closed the street down for them to rock afterwards. a big

we'll be right back with david spade!ers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by the nissan rogue. see "rogue one: a star wars story" in theaters december 16th. the glow gals. the lords of the playlist. the midnight feasters. and the last train sprinters. we are the night. ♪ ♪ style lets you stand out from the herd. what's inside sets you apart. the cadillac escalade. enjoy our best offers of the year. lift up your head and keep moving or let the paranoia haunt you? everybody lack confidence, everybody lack confidence i keep my fee-fi-fo-fum i keep my heart undone the strong in me, i still smile. >> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight, this is their new album, it's called "hardwired to self-destruct," metallica is here, they will sit down to talk and we closed the street down for them to rock afterwards. a big block party with metallica tonight. tomorrow night, blake shelton and andrea riseborough will be here. please join us then. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is an ameri

. ♪ ♪ >> david spade?> david spade was the roastmaster emcee and anything was fair game. >> and now the moment your stepmom has been waiting for, rob lowe's package. >> am i stupid to have said yes to it? >> well, rob lowe -- >> it's a mistake, right? >> you've got material, you know that, right? >> when did you find out she was 16? >> a little too late. >> why did you say yes? >> because i loved those roasts. i love them. they make me laugh, and look, maybe there's something wrong with me, but the meaner they are the more i like it. >> okay. >> and the people who can take it are my heroes. >> since the roast, we've seen rob every week on cbs' "code black" that pretty much takes him out of the running for another rumored job kelly ripa's co-host. >> it was flattering talk buzzing around, but i'm still loving acting. i'm still an actor, and there will be a day -- >> oh, gosh! >> hey, what's happening? >> it's television! >> we were just talking about kelly ripa and here she is. >> not fair. you're being roa

tonight, david spade, the "jimmy kimmel live" clip of the year, and metallica.ers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you. i will say -- it's beginning to feel like

tonight, david spade, the "jimmy kimmel live" clip of the year, and metallica. and now, on top of all that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming.

tonight, david spade, the "jimmy kimmel live" clip of the year, and metallica.here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you. i will say -- it's beginning to feel like christs

. >> i think i saw this in a movie once with chris farley, david spade. this doesn't go well when you put the deer in the back of the car. >> it's going to go well, because martin says while other people shouldn't try this at home, he says he knows what he's doing. >> this is about the safest place i could put him. >> they take it to an area that's better, they take it to a winter grazing area. once he puts the creature down, all's well that ends well. i think it's pretty obvious that this deer really isn't stuck. >> get out of here. you're in a barn. >> this is the feed barn. >> otherwise known as the chinese all you can eat buffet. >> this deer does what he can do. >> what are you doing? >> gorging. >> making out like a bandit, what's it look like i'm doing? >> i feel bad for this creature, not welcome. eventually after running back and forth over the piles of grain, they were finally able to coax this deer out of the feed barn. >> that's crazy. >>> all seems calm in the yard. >> but this one gets y. get smashing. >> bang! :oh! >>> and a dude shows his

tonight, david spade, the "jimmy kimmel live" clip of the year, and metallica.that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you. i will say --

and join us all week with david spade, blake shelton, andrea riseborough, and a big outdoor block party on wednesday which will be a lot of fun. [ cheers and applause ] since she was here last, our first guest made eleven movies, won an oscar and is now legally allowed to drink. she stars alongside chris pratt in the new sci-fi film "passengers." it opens in theaters december 21st. please welcome jennifer lawrence. [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very good to see you, you look great will be. >> wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they don't do this for me. this is specifically for you. >> that makes me feel better. >> jimmy: when you walked out i didn't realize because you have had jewels glued to you, i almost had an aneurysm. >> i'm really naked, i thought i'd try something different. >> jimmy: last time you were here you were very sick. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you had to get an x-ray. >> i had walking pneumonia. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> i got an x-ray. my breasts are uneven. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did the doctor tell you that? or did you figure that out for yourself? >> yeah, the

week on the show, before we brave the journey home for the holidays, we have jennifer lawrence, david spade, samantha ponder, andrea riseborough. plus music from blake shelton, phantogram, gucci mane featuring travis scott, and a block party performance by metallica. we're closing downhe street again for metallica. that will be good times. our guests tonight are the new rebels, imperial officers and droids you've been looking for. you can see them all in the new movie "rogue one: a star wars story" >> are you sure this is the way? >> they have landing trackers, patrol squadrons, you've got to keep it in the canyon, keep it low! [ sirens ] >> to the right! >> i don't know, i'm not sure, i don't really come this way. >> we're close, we're close, we know that. >> 35% chance of failure -- >> i don't want to know, thank you. >> i understand. >> now! >> the wind. >> it's going to be right over the shuttle depot, watch out! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: rogue one" opens in theaters december 16th. please welcome felicity jones, diego luna, alan tudyk, donnie yen, ben mendelsohn, [ cheers and ap

tomorrow, david spade will be here and we will close down the street, for a block party performance from metallica. just in time for the holidays. and on thursday, blake shelton and andrea riseborough. please join us for that. let's check in quickly with record for "most wrapping paper worn by a human being." wow. guillermo, when you were growing up in mexico did you ever dream one day you'd be getting wrapped like this in hollywood boulevard? >> guillermo: if i tell you yes, can we stop? >> jimmy: how do you say no in spanish? >> guillermo: no! >> jimmy: well, that's the answer. all right. we'll keep checking back in with making history. yesterday, our first guest woke up and found out he was nominated for a golden globe, and then he had coffee and oatmeal. it was a very good day. he won the emmy for playing hoodie-headed hacker elliot alderson on "mr. robot," please welcome rami malek. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? it's very good to see you. >> it's great to see you. >> jimmy: i think the last time i saw you was when you won the emmy. >> yes. >> jimmy: i was hosting th

before we brave the journey home for the holidays, jennifer lawrence, david spade, samantha ponder, andrea riseborough. we'll have music from blake shelton, phantogram, y performance by metallica. we're closing down the whole street again for metallica. that will be a good time. our guests tonight are the new rebels, imperial officers, and droids you've been looking for. you can see them all in "rogue one: a star wars story." are you sure this is the way? they have landing trackers, patrol squadrons. you've got to keep it in the canyon, keep it low! [ sirens wail ] to the right! there's a 26% chance of failure. how much farther? i don't know, i'm not sure. i never really come this way. we're close, we're close, i know that. well, now there a 35% chance of failure. i don't want to know, thank you. i understand. -now! put it down now! -the wind. if you keep going, you'll be right over the shuttle depot. watch out! ohh! "rogue one" opens in theaters december 16. . [ cheers and applause ] ? wow, look at this! [ cheers and applause ] we just got to see that -- the audience just got to see the c

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was jon glionna speaking with david gura oliver: . kate spadeale after activist pressure. we will get the latest as the stock jumps. this is bloomberg. ♪ ♪ vonnie: "bloomberg markets." i am vonnie quinn. oliver: and i am oliver renick. time for the bloomberg business flash. it jim chin companies -- egyptian companies unable to -- decision to remove restrictions on local currency. firms face bankruptcy because they want them to pay for letters of credit and initiated before the pound was devalued. they ran an ad pleading for a solution. to re-franchise kifc locations.- kfc the company, which also owns pizza hut and taco bell says 98% of restaurants will be franchises by 2018. malaysia's state owned oil company wants to move ahead on a gas project in western canada according to people familiar with negotiations. a new site for shipping gas has been identified that reduces a marine area.ts it is expected early -- a decision is expected early next year. that is your bloomberg business flash update. areie: shares of kate spain spiking 70% on reports

kate spade and michael kors also there. david: bank of england governor mark carney delivering the liverpool university ross lecture and taking questions from the audience. i'm joined by michael mckee. why are we paying attention to this lecture? michael: we are looking for policy implications. yes and spoken to the talk to parliament a month ago. the implication of the fall in sterling is that inflation will be higher. mark carney is saying the bank of england will tolerate a. of above target cpi. most of the is 2% target is that it should be according to consensus 2.5% and may go higher than that. he says their tolerance for above target cbi is limited. he will probably have to raise interest rates if they get to 2.5% that could take three years at 100 basis point of moves first of you can expect the bank of england to be looking at raising interest rates going forward. will slownsumption because inflation is going to squeeze income. that could take up to 1% for u.k. gdp over the next three years. the story is that the economy