here's david spade! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> david: whoo! hello, guys. hello, hello.hanks, guys. thanks for coming. for those of you who don't know me, i'm david spade, keith urban's younger sister. [ la last night, you had kristen bell. i'm what she's going to look like in 15 years. [ laughter ] i flew in from boston this morning. i had a lovely breakfast, 6:00am at the airport. i was at one of the 2 foot wide circular counters jammed in a bagel place. the guy comes up to me and says, there's ten tables, he's right next to me. he goes, "doing a little bagel action today, spade?" i say, "yeah." "doing a little bagel-age?" uh-huh, uh-huh. "bagel it up, dude." you know he's telling someone right now, "you know i was at the airport, saw spade, had breakfast, we were cracking it up there, guy's cool." you know, we are on hollywood boulevard if you haven't noticed. my first ever apartment in la was a mile from here. it was a loft apartment. feet up, sticking out of the wall, you have to take a ladder to get up there. the landlord said, "listen, it's a little rickety. it's

at what is ahead on jimmy kimmel live right after abc 7 news at 11:00 with guest hosts tonight david spade. david? >> thanks, dan and ama. the following is a feast for your senses. are you as drunk as guillermo at this point? look at him, he is still sitting back. who are these people? the environmentally aware. the ones with their eyes on the sky and our air. they say our climate's in need of repair. why do they worry? why do they care? the energy conscious people among us say small actions could add up to something... humongous. a little thing here a little thing there starts to feel like a badge maybe millions can wear. limiting showers to only five minutes. turning off lights in a room unless they're in it. air filter changing, solar installing unplugging, dial-turning, thermostat-lowering off-peak-time users all joining forces. to help get our power from renewable sources. who are all these caretakers, advocates too? the celebrated lead-by-example crew. turns out, it's californians it's me and it's you. (and yeah, it's him too) don't stop now, it's easy to add to the routine. join ene

at what is ahead on jimmy kimmel live right after abc 7 news at 11:00 with guest hosts tonight david spade. david? >> thanks, dan and ama. the following is a feast for your senses. are you as drunk as guillermo at this point? look at him, he is still sitting back. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ to take advantage of this offer on a volvo s90, visit your local dealer. to take advantage of this offer on a volvo s90, wow means you save 50% or more. there are three stages of wow. denial. is this price right? acceptance. and boooyah. wait for it. boooyah has three o's. ♪ grocery outlet bargain market. ♪ stop in right now and save on top name brand juices. >>> only on 7, a cop car emergency. san francisco's police cars are getting older and breaking down more often. the police union says the aging fleet could jeopardize response times. as abc 7 news reporter vic lee explains tonight, some of these cars should have been taken out of service years ago. >> on this day, three officers from siingleside police stinglet bunch up in one cars. officers tell us on some days it's four to a car. so where do you put the bad guy

at what is ahead on jimmy kimmel live right after abc 7 news at 11:00 with guest hosts tonight david spade. david? >> thanks, dan and ama. the following is a feast for your senses. are you as drunk as guillermo at this point? look at him, he is still sitting back. guillermo, t >>> only on 7, a cop car emergency. san francisco's police cars are getting older and breaking down more often. the police union says the aging fleet could jeopardize response times. as abc 7 news reporter vic lee explains tonight, some of these cars should have been taken out of service years ago. >> on this day, three officers from siingleside police stinglet bunch up in one cars. officers tell us on some days it's four to a car. so where do the bad guy? on other days they wait for shifts to end so they can get a car. police union president -- >> if we don't have the cars so that they can respond to the a priority calls, response times are going to go up. >> nearly in the fleet are a disgrace to the force. faded, oxidized paint on the exteriors of the cars. worn and torn seats. old two-way radios, some with frayed

david spade will be helming the ship tomorrow. didn't break anything. "nightline" is next. but first, here with the title track to her new album "windy city," alison krauss! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ we came to you big city from our little country town ♪ ♪ and every step he takes with you is down ♪ ♪ and you're as cold and heartless as your chilling winds that blow ♪ ♪ before you freeze his heart please let him go ♪ ♪ windy city you're holding my baby with your bright lights and your avenues ♪ ♪ so wild ♪ windy city turn loose ♪ if you don't give him back i'll lose my mind ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ at night i walk your sidewalks and look in every bar ♪ ♪ i love him even though he's gone too far ♪ ♪ your swinging doors stay open just to keep him from my side ♪ ♪ and i'm on your lonely ♪ windy city you're holding my baby with your bright lights and your avenues ♪ ♪ so wild ♪ windy city turn loose of my baby ♪ ♪ if you don't give him back i'll lose my mind ♪ ♪ if you don't give him back i'll lose my mind ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> this is "nightl

anthony anderson and david spade will round out the week.hile, nischelle turner is here, another star parent making a big announcement. janet jackson. >> absolutely, she's ae suming her world tour and she broke her silence about her divorce. janet hers confirmed her split with wissam al mana. >> yes, i separated from my husband. we're in court. the rest is in god's hands. >> source close to family tells us she'll be in court to flush out the dissolution of her marriage. speaking of touring, also something we learned from janet's new posting. it's back zmron. >> i'm so excited. i'm so excited. >> the tour now called state of the world will open in lafayette, louisiana. >> i can't wait to see you on stage, september 7th. ♪ >> janet also admitted to gaining some baby weight. >> i have put on quite a few. our source tells us that janet will begin rigorously dieting. she wants to look her best for herself and her fans. thank you so much. >> no, thank you for getting back on stage, janet. >> i'll be there. >>> up next, new trouble for batch lore c

fun fact the cofounder andy spade is brother of comedian david spade.had no idea. >> i did not know that either. >> bad news buzz ago around one popular tuna bumble bee executives pled guilty last year. san diego based company is said to be cooperating with ongoing investigation into the packaged seafood industry. >> well the days of getting dollars and cents for allowance are disappearing. new startup is offering preloaded visa debits cards for parents to pay their kids. company currently says that it also allows appearance to monitor where and how the allowance money is spent. survey find the average skid getting $18 a week for allowance. guess how much my kids get for allowance anybody want to take a guess. >> zero big goose egg. >> that's right. >> i allow you to stay in my house. >> they're paying you. >> ice extreme lovers today is special day for you because hagen daas is hosting annual free cone day scoop at participating shops in d.c. 4 to 8. does that work in maryland shops too. >> i have to look at up. >> we need to investigate. may be ice cr

vomit when i say that. [ la anthony anderson is guest hosting, then kristen bell on thursday, and david spadeah. i'm so honored that jimmy has enough confidence to let me host his show for exactly one night and nothing more. [ laughter ] just the one night. hey, speaking of jimmy, he wrote me a good luck letter for tonight. let's see what is says. shall we? let's open it up here. let's take a -- ♪ wow. tell you what, some nice card stock. wow. that's nice. someone's doing really well, huh? [ laughter ] i use post-it notes like the rest of america. i'm just a lunch pail kind of guy, you know? keeping it real 24/7. "dear will," he starts "thanks so much for hosting the show. st increase viewership within the target demographics by at least 2.4%." wow. that's weirdly specific. it's lovely, though. [ cheers and applause ] that's lovely. what a lovely thing to say. my first guest tonight is the funniest maya since angelou. [ laughter ] this summer she lends her voice to "the emoji movie," which makes me lol smiley face. >> congratulations, everyone! what an exciting day for all of you! >> it's rea

i also want to thank my friends will arnett, anthony anderson, kristen bell, and david spade for filling ] i owe you guys at least a ride to l.a.x. maybe even a pickup at l.a.x. [ laughter ] guillermo, of all the guest hosts which one was your favorite? and be honest. they're not here. don't worry. >> jimmy, all of them did real good. >> jimmy: but which one did you like best? >> jimmy, you know i like women. so kristen bell. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, i do know you like women. i didn't know you like women. you like women? >> all the time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is a good man. he's a funny man, and he is a clown too, of the rodeo variety which is explained in great detail on his ridiculous show "baskets." you can watch it on fx, and please say hello to zach galifianakis. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i appreciate your being here because it was a little -- you were here, you were prepared to be guest host if i couldn't come back to work. >> yeah. i thought i was hosting tonight. >> jimmy: oh, no. [ laughter ] >> so this is a little weird. >> jimmy: the word didn't get

and david spade on friday. and then i'm hoping to be back to work on monday.ou to watch these people while i'm gone. [ laughter ] are. >> sure. yes, sure, jimmy. >> jimmy: i don't want them stealing anything from my desk. >> i will keep my eyes open, yeah. >> jimmy: okay. thank you. especially spade. because i think he -- [ laughter ] >> yeah, i know. >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is a renowned cardiothoracic surgery and more importantly one of oprah's favorite things. his show airs every day on syndicated television. please welcome dr. mehmet oz! [ cheers and applause ] it's very strange because it might seem that we booked you specifically because of this. you've been booked on the show for weeks. this is a coincidence. and then you're a heart surgeon. >> the daytime emmy awards were last night. i was coming here anyway. we talked about today was the obvious one. this was planned months ago. >> in a way you're responsible for what happened to us. [ laughter ] >> beside my wife. >> jimmy: do people forget that you're a real heart surgeon and that you stil

they needed someone to be david spade's dad. >> seth: okay.they didn't tell me was they needed someone to take over as clinton. and i had no clinton and phil hatman had major clinton. >> seth: yeah. >> i mean he was -- he owned it and i mean, i just thought he was he brilliant at everything. but, yeah -- >> seth: it's hard thing -- yeah. >> it was like following the beatles version of "yesterday" with mine. [ laughter ] >> seth: right. >> you know, it's just not going to be the same. >> seth: well, you didn't follow the beatles but you did create one of the great fake rock bands of all time. spinal tap is the beatles of not real rock bands. and i genuinely mean it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> seth: not only that. it was -- you know, it gave us this wonderful genre of mockumentary. and do you still get recognized as david st. hubbins? >> well, not now i don't. >> seth: yeah. >> because i got the chin spinach going here. >> seth: uh-huh. [ light laughter ] >> but, no, yes, people do, people do. i had a great moment. the

david griffen, the general manager of the cavaliers. they scored the highest payroll in the nba but, well, it's paying off in spades. as they will put the raptors to rest and move on by virtue of a 4-0 sweep. lebron james with his 11th career playoff sweep and emphatic slam of the ball to the court. lebron james finishing with 35 points, 9 boards and 6 assists. >> hubie: jonesy, the people appreciated the effort they saw today. that was a great ovation. people are standing. and they had to overcome from injuring all yearlong and this is you always love it when the people appreciate everything you are doing. >> mark: yeah, the fans here at air canada sncentre, they are giving a raptors chant. to applaud their home crew. and now the question that faced the raptors, free agency, kyle lowry, serge ibaka amons them. we take a look at the 9/11 numbers for lebron james and kyrie irving who really came alive in the fourth quarter. irving found his offensive rhythm and finished up with 27 points to go along with nine sai assists. 11 consecutive points at one stretch and gave cleveland the ultimate advantage. look at a couple

spade acquisition. >> they're coming from strength, david. coming from strength. this is a remarkable turn. really incredible to see somebody in the mall doing well, because there have been very few. remember you're now back to 5% yields on some of these stocks, macy's, on kohl's. you got nordstrom, may 11 will be a very big day. will these guys walk back even more stores and coach is telling if you have the right merchandise, people still will come. >> really quickly, jim, on the ten-year, we did see the yield come off of the highs, once we got those presidential tweets a few moments ago. people were looking at positioning right now, and also what the treasury secretary said about longer term bond structures, absolutely making sense. i wonder whether or not you think it's less likely we see two, in our near future and what that means for your take on utilities, your take on financials. >> it's funny, as soon as i listened to phil lebeau and i get the numbers, you know what? anybody who doesn't readjust and start think being maybe there's only going to be one is simply not listening to the

spade. we're seeing consolidation in apparel industry. abercrombie & fitch shares way up more than 12% today. send it back to you, help you report on some earnings. back to you. david: while washington is reeling, markets seem to shrug it all off, the coal my controversy that is. the-comey. treasury secretary steve mnuchin mnuchin and economic advisor cohn holding a listening session with senators today. house speaker paul ryan is in ohio holding a roundtable with local businesses. both events is centering on tax reform. joaning me jonathan hoenig capitalist pig hedge fund, fox news contributor, and john petrides, point view wealth management. john, why didn't comey's firing not speaking the markets today? >> i'm glad investors saw this as noise. stocks are discot ofure cash flows. not like disney is down because comey s fired. the investors are focused on the health care bill more than anything. david: we have snap earnings numbers coming out, first time ever. cheryl casone is looking into the numbers. what do they show? >> they're pretty rough. the stock is down 10% in after-hours trading. the first earnings report as you mentioned, they lost at this point 2.31 a

david is looking at the valuations. i like at the shoppers, the millennials. you know 90% of millennials use their phones to either shop or price compare today. and kate spadeputting a truly classic and brilliant brand like coach attached to a kate spade, one of the smartest moves i have seen in a long time. i'm very excited about this. >> do you think that coach can model itself after some of the european luxury giants where they take on a number of different luxury brands? >> i think that's probably their long term plan. i wouldn't be surprised. they want to expand beyond their core customer. and their core customer is liking their product right now. you can go back in our retail history to when like tommy hilfiger challenged polo. then you look, you know, at all of the things that you can do to add customers and i think michael kors challenging coach was a wake-up call. coach is on fire, their new designer is brilliant. >> they have selena gomez too. >> selena gomez. they have a lot going for them. this is a good deal. >> although citi had a note out last week, they said in terms of whether or not coach you can call it a turn around. if we put the turn a