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"lights out with david spade" is coming up next. but first, here it is...blower is a former c.i.a. agent detailed to the n.f.c. who is probably back at the c.i.a. who hates this president more than they love their country and the fact is they never had any firsthand account of what transpired. >> cory. >> yes? >> did you have a little merlot with dinner? >> no, should i have? >> spade: so a viral video that is really grows shows a fighter removing his glass eye, sick. i watched lance armstrong do that with his left nut, ugh, gross. we were at cheese cake factory, we are all just talking, he had shorts on, i did not see it am canning. people were gathering around. it's a long story, anyway, check my blog. pause captioning sponsored by comedy central now david spade! (applause). >>

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"lights out with david spade" is coming up next. but first, here it is...ght things different -- changed the component was that the conversation the president had was stored in a super secret

"lights out with david spade" is coming up next. but first, here it is...'s one of those days when there is this electricity in the air. sometimes there is so much... beauty in the world -- it's like i can't take it. >> r. kelly is explain he isn't able to see more than one girlfriend at a time in prison. he is also going to be sorely disappointed that that girl has to be over 18. ha-ha, what a bummer. rules are rules, guy. we can't change it for one dude, i'm sorry, man. [applause and cheering] >> announcer: amazing. >> david: whatever. [applause and cheering] >> you're still

"lights out with david spade" is coming up next.s rodman to the rescue >> commissioner, adam silver, i know a thing or two about diplomacy. book me a ticket to shanghai with you, ambassador rodman. ( cheers and applause ) id: kylr and travis scott are taking a break from each other. i know how they feel. i wish i could take a break from them. [laughter] >> david: but jokes are the business i have chosen. [laughter] [applause and cheering] >> announcer: captioning sponsored by comedy central amazing! >> david: whatever! >> announcer: you're still fabulous. and now, david spa

"lights out with david spade" is coming up next. conversation former u.s. attorney and msnbc contributor joyce vance. joyce, i'm sure that asking you what else the attorney general could be doing is ( dog barking ) is that your dog? we heard a dog bark. >> that's my sweet german sheppard. >> i love it. i love it. tell him to bark away. i feel him. >> matt lauer made an appearance, dancing crazy in his daughter's tick-tock video, and he says it is not a security concern because under his desk, he has a secret button that can lock her account. remember that story? not top

"lights out with david spade" is coming up next. but first, here it is...g? say it louder. you have to speak up. speak up. talk up. you have to talk up. we have a helicopter. what did you say? i don't hear you. do i what? say it louder. you're competing with a helicopter. say it, say it, say it. say it again. say it again.

"lights out with david spade" is coming up next. but first, here it is... c.i.a. agent detailed to the n.f.c. who is probably back at the c.i.a. who hates this president more than they love their country and the fact is they never had any firsthand account of what transpired. >> cory. >> yes? >> did you have a little merlot with dinner? >> no, should i have? - ♪ i'm going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪ both: ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ - ♪ i'm going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪ - ♪ ample parking day or night ♪

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. >> i just cut a fart that smells so bad they added david spade as a supporting character. that's not bad. i auditioned for that. i didn't know i got it. >> jake gyllenhaal's [ bleep ] smells like hot dog water. that's a haiku. a beautiful, beautiful thing to say. >> i bet zendaya's feet smell like funyuns. let's check, shall we? no, smells like success to me. >> it must suck to be a cute little kid only to grow up and be a creep, yes, fred savage, i'm talking about you. that's true. >> tiffany haddish has a [ bleep ] mouth. just shut the [ bleep ] up. you know what? why don't you [ bleep ] up with your 14 followers, but thank you for introducing me to them. >> you think martin short's had sex? i bet martin short's never had sex. >> the older mark hamill gets, the more he looks like yoda, seriously. seen that guy lately? he's yoda. mm, mean burden this is. thanks a lot. >> sarah paulson, you [ bleep ] bitch, i have mixed feelings about you right know. guess what, [ bleep ], i have mixed feelings about you, too. >> jeff goldblum is starting to annoy me. like, okay, dude, you

david spade was on my show. oh, i guess i'm not good enough to be your favorite interview. book. i got a chance -- >> jimmy: you should be pleased with the back. it as written record of what a great interviewer you are. >> well, you know, i've had so many great guests and so many profound moments on the show. since we went to sirius xm i've been able to do some long-form interviews. it's a different kind of format than we had on regular radio. it's really enable med to go out there and ask some questions that i'm curious about. i couldn't imagine when i was a little boy dreaming about being on the radio that one day i'd get to sit with paul mccartney or madonna or with you or with this one, that one. letterman. and so getting that opportunity and to sit there sometimes for an hour, hour and a half. it's like chinese water torture for these people. >> jimmy: no, it's not. >> keep them in the chair long enough, they break down, they open up a little bit. >> jimmy: you know what i think it is, your questions are questions oftentimes not only have you never been asked, they're