[deandra] i have a question, though. what's going on with hulk hogan's hair?s blond and yet it's silken like that of a chinese man. ah, yes. that is hulk hogan's signature look-- blond chinese hair and the skin of a hot dog. it's awesome. the whole thing's fake, but it's really awesome. fake? what the hell are you talking about fake? it's not fake. those guys got bashed and bloodied. i've seen guys get pounded in the ring. it's still fake, though, dude. charlie, charlie, i was there once. i saw a guy pick up a trash can, smash it into a guy's head. blood went everywhere. okay, what is going on here? oh. right here he's going into a state of hulkamania. okay, now when he's like this, nothing can hurt him, okay? it's like a seizure of strength. yeah, yeah. what have we got here? "hey, sexy, i can't get you out of my mind." who's that addressed to? who's "soldier of fortune"? he's just this guy i've been chatting online with. whatever. so that would make you "desert rose"? yes, it would. wow. what a couple of losers. oh, oh, really? okay, well, this loser that yo