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more life happens here. - [groaning] - deangelo. hey. - [gasping] - deangelo, what are you doing? there's a live audience out there. - just go do it by yourself, or get ryan. - no, ryan would never do it. it's too on the radar. look, look. the boss hosts the dundies. it's sort of our perk. - this was not part of the job description. - okay, listen to me. you're not doing this for me. you're not doing this for you. you're not even doing this for them. - what am i doing it for? - you're doing it for all those kids out there eating off the louie volpe's kids' menu, who are wondering, "does it get better?" what i want you to do is i want you to say "it's showtime." get out there. - i can't. - say it. - stop hitting me. - you can do it. just say it. - hit me again. - now hit me. one, two, three. both: it's showtime. - all right, here we go. [notes droning] - okay, okay, sorry about the delay, everybody. but we were at the dmv waiting in line. [laughter] - fall asleep right after sex, huh, guys? - nope. go back to the script. - there are a lot of great salesmen in this office. but one o

have looked like deangelo hall is caught in the newspaper the next day. he just saved the safety's butt. >> al: third and 20. romo. beasley gets away from hall. and it gets taken down at the 12 yard line. that will make it fourth down. and in will come bailey to try to make it an eight-point game. >> cris: deangelo hall with a game saving play on that one. you see it sometimes in the league. and sometimes those veteran corners can look around and go oh, no! my guy is going the wrong way. sprint back and save the day. >> al: this is a 30-yard field goal attempt. and bailey's kick is good. there's only one man who can get us out of here in time. i'll be down right away. i'm on my way. we're on our way. i'm on my way. we're on our way. (beeping) i'm on my way. ♪ >> al: friday night lights in texas. desoto beat timberview. 90,239 at at&t stadium in arlington. there it is. there's the attendance. you walk into this place and it still has a major wow factor. >> cris: no doubt. great walking in here with people that have never been here before and they walk arou

. - uh, deangelo, i'm, uh... i forgot my bag, so i'm gonna... i'll meet you in the car. - okay, whatever. - sir. i'd just like to apologize for that. i could tell you that he has a steel plate in his head or that he's crazy, but the truth is, i think he's just a terrible salesman. and i want you to know that if you re-up with us, anything you need, day or night, i will be the one to take your call. - keep talkin'. - yes. okay. all right. no. well, thank you. thank you. all right, take care. you'll never guess. we did it. - hey! - [laughing] - ha ha! ohh! all right. all right. good job, boss. - we did it. yeah. - ohh. - i know that gabe is young and hot and everything, and he's begging me to reconsider, but i...i just think i'm in love with someone else. - kevin? - andy. - ahh. - i wish i knew who my birth mother was so she could just tell me who to choose. - maybe neither. - i'm not attracted to kevin. - erin, listen to me. you shouldn't rush into this at all. and you know why? because you are beautiful, and you are fun, and you are smart. and w

. >>> david ortiz, little son deangelo, trying left-handed swings. he misses the first couple. >> almost took him out. >> then a line drive. it hits big poppy where it hurts. like father like son. he's going to be talking like this the rest of the day. >> you sound pretty good. >>> who made vanity fair's list of power players this year? >>> rich santorum has released his first trailer, "the christmas candle" with susan boyle in her first major acting role. >>> bruce and kris jenner have legally separated after 22 years of marriage. rumors have been flying around for months. the couple told e news they are happier this way. >> if you have seen the show lately you can understand. >>> beyonce and jay-z top "vanity fair's" power players. it is quite a list. >>> and an unexpected pair has teamed up for a hot pockets commercial. snoop dogg and kate upton are working together. >>> and jimmy fallon has partnered with miley cyrus and the roots to create a twerk-free rendition of the hit "we can't stop." ♪ to my home girls here with the big butt ♪ ♪ shaking it

. >>> david ortiz, little son deangelo, trying left-handed swings. he misses the first couple. >> almost took him out. >> then a line drive. it hits big poppy where it hurts. like father like son. he's going to be talking like this the rest of the day. >> you sound pretty good. >>> who made vanity fair's list of power players this year? >>> rich cantorum has released his first trailer, the christmas candle is due out november 22. >>> bruce and kris jenner have legally separated after 22 years of marriage. rumors have been flying around for months. the couple told e news they are happier this way. >>> top "vanity fair" power players includes ceo of disney as well as rupert murdoch. >>> and an unexpected pair has teamed up for a hot pockets commercial. snoop dogg and kate upton are working together. and a twerk free rendition of "we can't stop." ♪ to my home girls here with the big butt ♪ ♪ shaking it like we're at a strip club ♪ ♪ remember only god can judge us ♪ >> that sounded quite good. let her sing and she is pretty good. >> the brady bunch thing

i was sorry to hear about deangelo. he was a good man. tragic. - [coughs] - well, what can you do? so much-- - hey, guys. - hey. - hope i'm not interrupting anything. [both laughing] - no! - hey, andy, did you tell erin about our conversation earlier when you said you would never want to date her again? i just thought that it was so interesting that you promised that. - did i say that earlier? yes, i did. because you, gabe, were crying... - no, i was not. - and sobbing uncontrollably. you were in hysterics and my maternal instincts kicked in. is it actually how i feel? yes. or no. that is... between me and my diary. - oscar, can you print out last year's sale statements? - sure. - hey, dwight. give me a back massage. - no, kevin, come on. - my back is sore, dwight. massage it. - kevin, not now. - hey, jo... - okay, okay. shh! - no. under the jacket. - you're kidding me. oh... god, what am i touching? it's moist. - i don't feel anything. - oh, it's so wet. - push harder, dwight. - i can't. i can't push harder! - go a little higher. - i-- [grunts] there. - there you go. nope. higher.

we were talking to deangelo hall when an nfl interview came over and stopped the interview because he wearing a clothing brand not related to the nfl. >> this is a t-shirt. are you serious? >> yes. >> what you want me to do? >> all right, i can't do the interview. yeah, he went on. we weren't rolling after that. he's like, i've been in the league ten years. the logo was that big. he didn't get fined. it was a lacoste. it's a clothing brand. if you look at the video of all the other players, nobody was wearing the correct outfit. >> say they can behave just like the ncaa. like kids in elementary school. i'll be quiet now. >> let's talk hockey where clothing wasn't the problem for the black hawks, nor was scoring goals. the season opener letdown after they looked like they would pull it off. they scored plenty of goals. and one of the new players was a big part of that. a knee agent in the offseason. he netted a hat trick in the first game. the first to ever record a hat trick on opening night. the team scored four goals but it wasn't enough. late in the third period he puts the black h

deangelo williams also getting his boogie on. panthers would go on to spank the bucks 31-13. caroline that has won their last five games, tampa drop to go 0-7 on the season. greg schiano's on the hot seat, a radio station in tampa took out a billboard that said fire schiano with flames all over it. >> that's not good. ross shimabuku, thank you very much. >> still ahead, president obama issuing an immigration showdown. his challenges to congress to make shortia change comes about. >> in argentina, pesticides have been used to make foods bigger and better, but could be creating a whole new set of problems. on august 20th, >> president obama issuing a challenge to congress, pass embrace reform by the end of the year, speaking from the white house. the president said after the government shutdown, it's time to prove to the american people that washington can get things done. there are major sticking points on immigration. the president says he will only agree to the republican series of bills if they include a path to citizenship for the estimated 11 million people living in this