dee dee myers, former press sect for president clinton. >> dee dee, terry came in here and said he oughtcongress back. i'm not implying terry got this from bill clinton but i heard this from a lot of democrats, both from the obama world and clinton world, if you want to say there are two worlds in the democratic party, and there are, both suggesting he ought to do something like this. what say you? >> a grand dramatic gesture sounds like a good idea, but you better have something concrete you want to accomplish. to bring congress back, have more gridlock, more debates that don't go anywhere, to have another standoff about whatever it is you're talking about, would be bad for the president and the country. on the other hand, if has a clear agenda and he can get it passed, it would be a way of saying i expect more from washington. >> dana milbank wrote a rough column, saying the president had to come out and say something yesterday but he didn't have a lot to say that was new. but they were sort of caught between a rock and hard place. >> i think it's really difficult, because what can the

that's what i'm asking you, dee dee, or just talk? >> great question.'t have -- >> if he comes off the road trip with no proposition, no proposal, is it a failure? the road trip? >> no. i don't -- look, i think michael's right. it would be bet fer he had a big proposal he was going out to sell, but i think it's better -- he's going to have to come up with something for the fall, and they said repeatedly they will. if he don't, that would be a big disappointment. given he doesn't have a policy now and no incentive to get anything done, to go out, communicate with people is better than doing nothing. >> rachel maddow, my successful colleague. talking about use a little jujitsu. go to the republican records. check the records of any job proposal they recommended in their district. fund it. take their stuff. take their stuff and -- michele bachmann wanted 3,000 jobs for bridge building. well, give her her bridge. your party wouldn't say no, would it? >> they wouldn't say no. >> they've been -- it's kind of -- >> that's the point. everybody has skin in this

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dee dee. wh what's he doing? >> gets him out among actual people. that's important. i'd much rather see him out there listening instead of talking, instead of scolding. listening to people, hearing their stories. it's not a solution but a heck of a lot better than staying in washington. >> and go listen to people? been president more than three years? >> doan you think that's more important? >> doesn't seem like the right move right now. i'm asking. >> nothing's going to happen. congress sout and no consensus anyway. >> i'm with chris on this one. i think this doesn't get him where he needs to be. if he got on the bus with a piece of paper a document or something, he can put in fronts of the town hall participants, this is where i need the congress to go over the next year, where i need the country to be a year from now, it would be a very different conversation than going out and as we saw today with the kickoff, saying the same thing over and over. >> let's hear. the president in minnesotaerer today talking about how to get beam back to work and blaming congress for being too partisan. let's listen to the president. >> congress right now could start putting folks to work rebuilding america. we could be rebuilding roads and bridges. and schools. and parks. all across america. let's get tax credits to those hiring our veterans. there is no short of a of ideas to put people to work right now. what is needed is action on the part of congress. a willingness to put the partisan games aside and say, we're going to do what's right for the country. >> so is this a pregame for him to call for a real jobs bill? that's what i'm asking you, dee dee, or just talk? >> great question. i don't have -- >> if he comes off the road trip with no proposition, no proposal, is it a failure? the road trip? >> no. i don't -- look, i think michael's right. it would be bet fer he had a big proposal he was going out to sell, but i think it's better -- he's going have to come up with something for the faum and they said repeatedly they will. if he don't, that would be a big disappointment. given he doesn't have a policy now and no incentive to get anything done, to go out, communicate with people is better than doing nothing. >> rachel maddow, my successful colleague. talking about use a little jujitsu. go to the republican records. check the records of any job proposal they end recommended in theirs district. fund it. take their stuff. take their stuff and -- michele bachmann wanted 3,000 jobs for bridge building. well, give her her bridge. your party wouldn't say no, would it? >> they wouldn't say no. >> they've been -- it's kind of -- >>

frank: done. >> sweet dee: okay, hold on one second. >> mara: bless you. >> sweet dee: hold on did you just say that you left the priesthood? >> mara: yes! yes, i had to. >> sweet deettie, wow, you should not have done that. >> mara: what do you mean? >> sweet dee: you got to... you should go and undo that right now. >> mara: uh, but, but you said... >> sweet dee: yeah, i know what i said. i said there were a lot of things, and i meant all of them, i did, but the thing is i didn't know you were going to actually leave the church, which is why i felt safe saying those things in the first place. >> mara: wait, wait. so... so you don't love me? >> sweet dee: oh, mattie, i think you are a great guy. >> mara: my life is ruined. my life is ruined. >> sweet dee: no... >> mara: yes, yes, it's ruined. >> sweet dee: no, it's not. what about this? why don't you go back to the priesthood? >> mara: i can't, okay?! i-i-i can't. you can't just go back, dee. "yeah, i want to become a priest again." you can't, okay?! >> sweet dee: but are you sure? did you, did you double check that? >> mara: oh, my life is ruined. >> dennis: so, i'm the bad person, huh? ( groans ) >> mac: holy shi

because right wingers jump in the middle of my apology and -- >> sean: dee dee, go ahead. >> you should president for putting us in this mess. absolutely no plan. never been able to answer that. >> he and boehner had a plan for $4.5 trillion. >> now, there's a national security issue -- >> there was $6 trillion under george bush. >> oh, my gosh, why don't we blame george washington? >> sean: we got to take a break. we'll get back to the joe biden comment about the tea party, which is outrageous -- >> i thought we covered it. >> sean: no, we didn't. i got a few more questions. ♪ [ engine revving ] [ male announcer ] 125 years ago... we invented the automobile. ♪ and 80,000 patents later, we're still reinventing it. ♪ it's no coindence that the oldest car company has the youngest and freshest line in the luxury class. mercedes-benz. see your authorized mercedes-benz dealer for exceptional offers on the c-class. ♪ [ male announcer ] this is what it's like getting an amazing discount on a hotel with travelocity's top secret hotels. the easy way to get unpublished discounts of up to 55% off

because right wingers jump in the middle of my apology and -- >> sean: dee dee, go ahead. >> you should the president for putting us in this mess. absolutely no plan. never been able to answer that. >> he and boehner had a plan for $4.5 trillion. >> now, there's a national security issue -- >> there was $6 trillion under george bush. >> oh, my gosh, why don't we blame george washington? >> sean: we got to take a break. we'll get back to the joe biden comment about the tea party, which is outrageous -- >> i thought we covered it. >> sean: no, we didn't. i got a few more questions. more with the great american panel coming up right after the break. new newtons fruit thins. real blueberries and blueberry brown sugar... crispy whole grain. newtons fruit thins, one unique cookie. the nascar nationwide series, i know pleasing fans is a top priority, 'cause without the fans, there'd be no nascar. just like if it weren't for customers, there'd be no nationwide. that's why they serve their customers' needs, not shareholder profits. because as a mutual, nationwide doesn't report to wall street, t

dee's fault for quitting on me. >> mac: oh, it's dee's fault? >> sweet dee: how is it... maybe it's your fault for being horrible at everything. >> mac: here we go with this again. >> dennis: everybody pass the buck. >> mac: you know what, dennis? we have to admit, it's over, it's done. we got to get all these assholes out of here right now. >> dennis: dee, you get everybody out of the bar. charlie, you... you're a disappointment. come on, let's go get everybody out of the basement. >> mac: god only knows what's going on down there. ( men shouting ) >> ( shouts in vietnamese ) ( spins gun chamber ) ( shouts in vietnamese ) ( gunshot ) ( thudding ) ( men continue shouting ) >> dennis: i'll call the cops. >> mac: frank! >> august 18th, 2011,from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart. (cheers and applause) >> jon: no, no! i applaud you. (laughter) our guest the multitalented anne hathaway, very pleased

dee. >> screw the prototype! what are you talking about? now i have to start all over. >> i'm afraid not, deandra. we're gonna have to let her go. >> you heard the man, dee. get off the floor! >> oh, my god. >> off the floor now, dee! >> you know what? >> dee, off the floor! (whistle shrieking) >> ladies! we're outta here! we don't need this! let's go! got a whole box of knockwurst up there. >> deandra. >> a big pot of it. >> deandra. >> why are they listen to her, frank? >> what are you doing? >> i'm staging a strike. let's go! >> i'm pulling it again! i'm pulling it again! back to work! back to work! >> keep going! keep going! (upbeat pop music playing) >> you can do it, dennis, because you're a winner. you haven't peaked. you haven't even begun to peak, but you're gonna peak today. oh, you're gonna peak all over everybody. make it work, dennis. ♪ together forever and never to part together forever, we two... ♪ make it work. ♪ and don't you know i... (jaunty, happy music plays) >> there she is. >> dee, what are you doing? >> i'm having you arrested for slave labor. >> slave labor? >> yes. >> what the hell are you talking about? >> you bought some dresses from my brother, dennis, that were made in a sweatshop in

that is a very important dee dee bait. it's two taste before the straw polls in aims.rs we are going to have for months. you better believe the debate on thursday night matters, and the economy matters. mitt romney was given a gift an is going to cite the downgrading of the u.s. creditworthiness, comparing that to the fact that when he was governor of massachusetts fitch and s&p upgraded massachusetts creditworthiness. so if anybody has been given a gift for the thursday night debate it's mitt romney. obviously the other candidates will criticize president obama for that credit downgrading, and i would suspect that some candidates, like huntsman and pawlenty will take shots at romney. but keep in mind, romney is not fully participate nothing that straw poll. this is really a battle between subgroups like tim pawlenty versus michelle bachman, like the lower tier candidates that are trying to get into the upper tier. alisyn: as you just said mitt romney, newt gingrich, jon huntsman, none of them are really participating in the straw poll. so who do you think is going to

dee: $111, $112, $113, $114. >> mac: on a saturday night. >> sweet dee: we're back to normal. >> mac: we are back to normal. dee, i got to know. what exactly did you tell those guys from your acting class to do to dennis? >> sweet dee: oh, yeah, no, i forgot to tell you, that didn't work out. >> mac: what? >> sweet dee: yeah, i couldn't get ahold of those guys. >> mac: then why was he so freaked out? 8r>> au. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme song playing] [applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show," everybody. my name is jon stewart. we have a good show. we have a good show. our guest tonight, austan goolsbee. [laughter] that's my crypt keeper impression. "goolsbee." all right. turns out you were right the first time. all right. we often hear about how divided our country is and just how hostile the opposing parties in our political debate have become and the fear these divisions are so entrenched as to be permanent. well, i'm going to show you something right now. >> six-year-old lucy magnum is the brave little

dee: you know, we'll just go back to work for a little while. >> dennis: just for a little while until we have enough money to buy some more crack. >> sweet dee: and then we'll go on welfare and i'll go be a star. >> dennis: and then i can be a veterinarian. >> sweet dee: maybe we should think about rehab... >> dennis: we should hit rehab as soon as possible. >> sweet dee: ...pretty soon, in a couple days. >> dennis: yeah. >> sweet dee: not now... >> mac: oh, my god! oh, jesus christ, that was close! oh, look who it is. >> charlie: who it is! >> mac: what the hell you guys doing here? >> sweet dee: we're getting our jobs back. >> dennis: yeah, yeah. >> mac: can't have 'em. >> dennis: we might have a little bit of a drug problem, you guys. >> charlie: oh, see, i might not really care. >> mac: i don't give a shit. >> charlie: your positions have been filled, so... >> sweet dee: so we're gonna take yours. >> mac: no, you're not gonna take our jobs. >> dennis: my dad called and said that we could have your jobs. >> mac: we need money to pay our hookers, okay? so you can't have 'em. >> dennis: but we need money to buy crack. >> mac: oh. oh, i'm sorry. did you get addicted to crack? did somebody get addicted to crack? oh! i sweat uncontrollably. >> dennis:

dee: no, he's fine. it turns out it just kind of grazed his head. >> colin: aw... that's great news, babe. >> sweet dee: thank you so much for calling, though. you are so sweet, colin. >> colin: i guess i'm just a sweet guy. >> sweet deeall right. well, i'll see you tomorrow? >> colin: you will. >> sweet dee: okay, good night. >> colin: dream of me. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme song playing] [cheering and applause] >> jon: hey, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. [cheering and applause] welcome to the show. our guest tonight, we have a professor, professor john coffee from columbia law school will be here. he's going to help us understand the credit rating system. but first, always, a word of advice to the ladies out there. lady, if you're in a bar tonight... [laughter] and a gentleman comes up to you and leans in very smoothly and he says, "my brother has an ipad," don't go out with him. [cheering and applause] don't go out with him. yeah. don't go out with him because that will be a long night of staring at "star wars" figures that have never been taken out of

dee: oh, i'm sorry, was he saying that the intervention worked? >> dennis: no, i don't think that's what he's saying. >> sweet dee: what are you talking about? it was the final push charlie needed. turns out three-quarters of a major not so bad after all. >> charlie: oh, and the best part of it, actually, for me now, is the fact that everybody thinks that i've been molested. so in a way, my life is ruined. in the meantime, i'm going to go in the back office and cry and cry and cry and drink for a while. ( door slams shut ) >> dennis: emotional release. another giant step forward. >> sweet dee: my god, we're good. >> dennis: doctor. >> sweet dee: doctor. >> mac: yeah, yeah, so, i just wanted to apologize again for the other day. >> murray: it's all right, mac, don't worry about it. >> mac: awkward, right? >> murray: you know what? you were a good student in school. you got potential. just put that in your pocket. >> mac: really? you mean that? >> murray: i mean that. >> mac: oh, great, coach that's all i really needed to hear. >> murray: good. >> mac: that is so great for me. >> murray: hey, say hi to those folks for me. >> mac: i will, thanks. >> murray: all right. that little prick's going to hell. captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> august 15, 2011. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: hey, everybody. welcome to the daily show. my name shall jon stewart. oh, listen to the crowd. they are so fired up for independence

dee here was a miracle to us. see, i can't have kids of my own, and carmen always wanted... >> yeah, yeah, great, great, miracle for you. how wonderful. dee, you tricked us? >> how did i trick you? >> well, we were getting all pumped up about being this baby's dad. >> we were all keyed up for nothing. >> yeah. if we knew you were doing this stupid surrogate thing again, we would have just completely ignored your pregnancy. >> you did ignore my pregnancy! >> this has been a huge disappointment for us. >> why? >> we were gonna be great dads. we were gonna impose our will on the kid. >> we had a three men and a baby thing going on! it was gonna be great! >> oh, okay, i'm sorry. >> i have to admit, this whole thing might be for the best. i mean, those two are gonna make great parents, much better parents than any of us would, don't you think? >> yeah. i guess. >> you know, a baby would've screwed up our chemistry, right? >> it might've. it might've, yeah, yeah. >> yeah, we got a good thing going-- why blow it with a baby? >> yeah, that being said, don't get knocked up anymore, deetting old. >> oh, yeah, no, no, i didn't enjoy any of it. >> so, what i'm confused on is, the mother is the father and the father is black and the baby's not black, so... >> it's all been explained. >> yes. >> i'll talk you through it later. >> all right. then what is your deal? do we pop you back in there, or are you done having babies, or what's going on ... >> yeah, can you take me to go get a beer? 'cause i need a beer. >> ooh, cool, i could go for a beer. you guys want to go back to the bar? >> yeah! >> hey, you guys, let's bring the party back to the bar. bring the music. let's go. >> what the hell's happening back there? >> a few buddies came along. >> don't worry about it, dee. >> oh! let's party in the sewer! >> oh, yeah, charlie! >> i'm not going into a sewer. >> what is your obsession with the sewer these days? >> you find a lot of great stuff down there. >> like what? >> like sewage. >> ha-ha! good one, dee! >> she's back, baby, she's back! >> no, no, suppose there's a stor

dee? you're gonna love this. no, no, no, give me a second here. charlie was lying the whole time. he doesn't have cancer! >> charlie: first of all, how could you not tell me you... >> sweet dee: what? >> charlie: ...paid her to have sex with me? ( overlapping shouts ) >> mac: guys, guys, guys, listen. you're never gonna believe what happened. i accidentally punched that tranny in the face, you know? and these two guys started chasing me. dee, get me a beer. it was unbelievable. i ran all the way here. go. >> dennis/mac: hey. >> hey. what the hell do you guys want? >> dennis: well, it's funny, it's a funny, funny thing. >> mac: it's funny. we paid you $250 to sleep with charlie, and... >> dennis: and you never actually had sex with him, so we were wondering if we could get the 250 bucks back. >> mac: if you could toss that back our way, that'd be great. ( mac, dennis chuckle ) >> dennis: is it locked? >> mac: yeah. >> dennis: she's probably getting the money, then, right? >> mac: dennis! >> august 9, 2011. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to "the daily show," my name is jon stewart. thank you for joining us! we've got a good show that we have prepared it for you with... love. our guest tonight, jay bahadur, author of "the pirates of somalia." by the way, "pirates of somalia," wor