dennis miller has some thoughts.......... bill: things for staying with us. in the miller time segment tonight, for the past week, our pal dennis has been thinking about the race controversy that flared between the harvard professor and the cambridge cop. also president obama's participation in that. here now from los angeles, the miller guy. good evening. all right. so i have been looking forward to hearing your take on this. what do you think? >> well, i would say things have fallen off as far as neighborly relations in boston go. no doubt gates could have read something into the british are coming, the british are coming. as far as this beer moment goes down at the white house, if i was the president, i would pour for professor gates first so you don't spin him out into some injustice jag. i think that barack obama, the mess measured of all presidents, it would appear the most cautious guy, can't even look at footage and brutalization of students in the streets of tehran and make a snap judgment on it, in the same sentence concedes he doesn't know all the f

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when we come right back, dennis miller has been on vacation, but he's back and he is loquacious, so watch out. bill: thanks for staying with us. in the miller time segment tonight, the debunker of drivel has been on vacation in japan so he has a lot of pentup commentary in him. here now the miller man from los angeles. how did they handle the michael jackson story in the land of the rising sun, miller? >> it's nice to be back with you, officer o'reilly. i missed you. dare i say, the japanese reaction was inscrutable. i didn't notice much reaction at all. i was on the bullet train from tokyo to kyoto the day it happened. by the way, can i tell you i have never seen more smokestacks belching out white plumes of smoke than i do right outside kyoto. i don't know what the hell that whole protocol thing is about. but i didn't notice any reaction over there. it seemed pretty nonplused. the only coverage i saw was at night. the only thing i got in the hotel room was larry king. for some reason in tokyo, larry looks asian. but that's what i was watching. bill: maybe it's the time difference. >> i

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later, dennis miller goes after a very specific group, and it may not be fair. miller is after gay penguins. bill: the racial component in the michael jackson situation. yesterday at the memorial service in los angeles, al sharpton said this. >> michael made us love each other! michael taught us to stamped with each other. i want his three children to know there wasn't nothing strange about your daddy. it was strange what your daddy had to deal with. bill: with us now is reverend sharpton. nothing strange about michael jackson? all that plastic surgery, altering his face and all of that, the hundreds of thousands of dollars spent on prescription drugs, in vitro on white kids when you're a black man, nothing strange about him? >> well, no -- bill: you don't think any of that is strange? >> first of all, you could >> first of all, you could probably have a large >> i didn't say anything about race. bill: but bobby rush and hazel dukes are saying because the congressman criticized jackson that he's a racist. that's not right. >> i think you said they implied -- i do

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we will bring in dennis miller. he is worked up about the barbara boxer controversy. we will look at aaron anders being victimized by a cyber starkelker. back to you. bret: sounds like a good show. we will be watching. this is the fifth formal news conference, his fourth prime- time news conference. the big discussion is about how the health care reform package will be paid for. the president said he wants it to be deficit-neutral. he does not want to to increase the deficit. the congressional budget office has come out with a pretty sour projection when it comes to whether it will raise the deficit. that is one of the things the president will talk about tonight. president barack obama. >> before i take your questions, i want to talk about the progress we are making on health insurance reform and where it fits into our broader economic strategy. six months ago, i took office amid the worst recession in half a century. we were losing an average of 700,000 jobs per month and our financial system was on the verge of collapse. as a result of the actions we took in those

we will bring in dennis miller. he is worked up about the barbara boxer controversy. we will look at aaron anders being victimized by a cyber starkelker. back to you. bret: sounds like a good show. we will be watching. this is the fifth formal news conference, his fourth prime- time news conference. the big discussion is about how the health care reform package will be paid for. the president said he wants it to be deficit-neutral. he does not want to to increase the deficit. the congressional budget office has come out with a pretty sour projection when it comes to whether it will raise the deficit. that is one of the things the president will talk about tonight. president barack obama. >> before i take your questions, i want to talk about the progress we are making on health insurance reform and where it fits into our broader economic strategy. six months ago, i took office amid the worst recession in half a century. we were losing an average of 700,000 jobs per month and our financial system was on the verge of collapse. as a result of the actions we took in those