no, not that dennis miller. i'm talking about this dennis miller.aches golf in a course in ohio. last week, this dennis miller tried to qualify to play in the u.s. open. to get into the u.s. open, you have to play well enough in a particular local tournament to get into a sectional qualifier. then you have to play well enough to get there into the open. it is for golf pros a dream to play in the u.s. open. very few ever get to do it. last week, after playing all day with equally determined guys who want exactly the same thing, the only thing standing between dennis miller and his dreams of playing in the u.s. open was one small putt. >> oh! so close. that poor guy. to come that close. and i know what you're thinking now. this doesn't feel very best new thingish. it feels almost worth new thingish. but wait, watch the end of that. [ applause ] >> it's good! although i know that's not the motion you make in golf, but that's awesome. an ordinary joe getting to the lip of glory only to have his hopes hang there helplessly before drop into total elation.

our pal dennis miller has been following the holder situation and joins us from california. say you. >> no hablaingles. >> bill: going to do the miller segment in espaÑol. >> what happened? >> you know what happened. the kids run the schools. >> i guess, billy. i'm not saying corporal punishment was a good idea but you to have some leverage with these kids. going to hell in a hand basket. i have been saying for months that obama be is a kardashian presidency and i think you you eric holderthink ofary rick as fredo kardashian. if valerie jarrett asked h him to gophering he hous he shouldn the negative. i think he sleeps in the senate subcommittee room and keeps a weary on on issa. i don't think i saw ken jennings on jeopardy as much as i see eric holder in front of the committee testifying. the couple is if the water my friend. they are coming for you and you couldn't be out the door any more readily if they put a handle on your foe head. >> it would be an embare rasment for the obama administration to let him go and you know he is a close friend of the president so that is no

the best of dennis miller. the springtime edition. >> what i do. >> bill: caution, you where to enter the no spin zone. the factor begins right now. hi, i'm boiler, -- bill o'reilly. thanks for watching us tonight. more bad economic news. should would he be frightened? that is the subject of this evenings' talking points memo. the unemployment rate ticking up to 8.2% in may. first increase in 11 months. just 69,000 jobs were created in america. that is dismal and does not bode well for president obama's re-election. the rasmussen daily tracking poll out today mitt romney 6656% romney 45%. dangerous for the president. yesterday pounding mr. obama man 00 economy and visiting the bankrupt solyndra corporation, a failed enterprise that cost the taxpayer a cool $500 million. >> president obama was here to tout this building and this business as a symbol of the success of his stimulus. well, can you see that it's a symbol of something very different today. it's a symbol not of success but of failure. >> bill: the que

the he starts to walk away and that in.alls dennis miller qualifies for the u.s. open. conference finals continued tonight. heat and the celtics are 2.ed at 2- has been begging to get back on the court. during the tnt telecast, somebody give them a penny out charles likeness of barkley. that is not good west o'neal on the set. what are you doing? and that is our weirdest it of the night. >> the l.a. kings, a number 8 are making one of the most in nhl history. they are one win away from the stanley cup. >> we will be right back. >> a nice evening for sun watching. >> you see that at about 7:00 or 8:00. hopefully, everybody gathered view.et a safe a couple of more days of cool temperatures. will have more of that. temperatures. will havethis country was built by working people. the economy needs manufacturing. machines, tools, people making stuff. companies have to invest in making things. infrastructure, construction, production. we need it now more than ever. chevron's putting more than $8 billion dollars back in the u.s. economy this year. in pipes, cement, steel, jobs

that leads you into indian lake and from there you are in land. >> bill: dennis miller. man and i would like to thank you all of you for bolder fresher sell outs across the country. the only show where you can see miller and me is chicago matinee at the rose month theater june 23rd. tickets make great father's day gifts. check it out on bill o'reilly.com. in the a moment the best of watters world. jesse watters roaming the nation. we're not exactly sure why. maybe you can figure it out up next. >> bill: back of the book segment total. jesse watters often inserts himself in interesting situations all around the country. here now the best of what watters has achieved. >> ♪ ♪ >> captain america, can you help us get out of this economic ditch? >> do you have any idea? >> i don't think so. >> we need some super heros, what's your solution. >> i think they should spend their money on stuff like this. >> so you are a capitalist? >> yep. >> you have accepted the truth. >> are you an occupy wall street type of person? >> i am down with occupy wall street. >> what would you do if y

dennis miller walked away. but keep your eye on the ball. oh, dennis miller qualifies for the u.s.by popular demand from the nba telecasts, somebody gave the studio guys at tnt pinata. that is not a good thing. shaq went crazy on it. the weirdest video of the night from the role models at tnt. that is enough. there was great theater at the french open. roger federer and novak djokavic had to overcome big challenges. but they did. >> i thought you were wild. >> he is the campbell. [laughter] >> the transit of venus and the thousands who wanted to see it is what is trending right now. and the disney decision to stop ads this country was built by working people. the economy needs manufacturing. machines, tools people making stuff. companies have to invest in making things. infrastructure construction, production. we need it now more than ever. chevron's putting more than $8 billion dollars back in the u.s. economy this year. in pipes, cement, steel, jobs, energy. we need to get the wheels turning. i'm proud of that. making real things... for real. ...that make a real difference. ♪ ♪ >

dennis miller on the president's new immigration policy. also jesse watters visits the tattoo nation. we're coming right back. >> bill: factor follow up segment tonight. the jury rested today in the case of jerry sandusky. 51 counts of child abuse on 10 boys. is he a former penn state football coach and did he not take the stand. joinin us from bellefonte, pennsylvania. closely following the case. why didn't sandusky testify? >> well, there is a lot of reasons why. but let's put it this way. he has a constitutional right not to. morally, probably he can't do it because he would have to testify he he did all of this. strategically, the defense made a calculation he didn't need to they feel they put on enough of a defense case to create some doubt in the jurors' mind bill we are here in penn state land. jerry sandusky is the o.j. of central pennsylvania. the defense must have created they created enough doubt so go home to friends and neighbors and say why they did it. now did you see anything in the trial that said that does create some doub

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. >> there is a feel good story belonging to dennis miller, director of golf in youngs town, ohio. punching his ticket on the 12th dry in a sectional he starts walking away. and this is on the lip and then, he turns his back. the thing went in. >> if i birdie one of the last holes it's a great story. 42-year-old. and to do it with camera rolling you can't script this, this has been fun. and we're enjoying it and espn with live coverage from olympics. and there is once again, novack jokavich clubbed himself in the head with a racket. there is a cross sport winner. he gets a match point and jokea vch double vaulted away. and nba finals at 6:00 here on abc 7 this is a match up a lot of people wanted and there is good friends, james could careless right now. >> and every night i want to be the best player in the game and on that floor so i don't care what people say... >> going to be fun series. >> it will be. >> that does it for this edition of abc 7 news. >> join us tomorrow night for a prime time edition of abc 7 morning news. and that is tomorrow night here on abc 7. good night for

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how much she loves me and how lovely i am and i should move to washington and be kind of your dennis millere gospel according to gatlin. >> and there you go. >> how is the gospel according to gatlin today? >> well, you know, i'm going to georgia and alabama for the hank williams festival in his birthplace. the gospel according to gatlin, some old gatlin brothers songs. i started to wear my t-shirt that said i love my country it is the government i can't stand but i thought i'm going to wear this white one and try to be a little calmer today than i normally am. >> you look great and i know you continue to raise money for the tornado victims around the country. how is that going? >> going back sometime in october and november to check it out. they are still raising money. those people have grouped together and they gathered around each other in their faith and love for each other and their community has been an unbelievable thing to see. the money has kept coming in for the little you know,. ♪ he can build another house the little song that i wrote. my son josh is staying in touch with them b

got amazing reviews from sarah palin, sean hannity, bill o'reilly, rudy giuliani, my favorite dennis millercellent book. she had a book party last night. she was wearing her grandmother's vintage dress from 1963 from versace. gorgeous. >> greg: what is your favorite chapter? >> dana: i just got it. >> greg: you haven't read it. >> dana: not yet. i'm going to. >> greg: how do you know it's good? >> dana: i trust all the people. and that she didn't ask you for one. >> greg: when i work at a place for quite a while, something happens to me i dream about where i work. so now it's time for -- >> greg gutfeld's dream of my five. >> greg: we were here at the table, we were here at the table. i'm spitting. and the show ends and we all get up and leave and we realize the show is still going on. [ laughter ] and the door is locked and we can't get in. we have to break through a window. get to the window and group of mean teenagers that replaced us and they won't let us do the show. we leave and bob andry in a car, driving go off a cliff and my brakes aren't working and we land in hawaii. i am looking

. >> feel good story at the open belongs to from-year-old dennis miller. sporting niners hat. ide tiger woods today miller director of golf at mill creek golf dmours youngstown, ohio. qualified in dramatic fashion with this putt that he thought was just going to hang on the lip then he turned his back and went down. so he won the section national play off. unbelievable. >> if i birdie one of theless hole it's a great story. 42-year-old t.metro park golfer at the u.s. open but to do it with the camera rolling ball stopping. you can't script this. a lot of fun and my wife and i really enjoying it. >> that is so amazing. the shot. espn live coverage from the olympic with the first 2 rounds thursday and friday 9:00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m. finish up the rain delay french open today. once again nadal is the king of the red clay. top rank novak clubbed himself in the head so frustrated after unforced error to break serve in the opening game for nadal. he d.off the net court here. djokovic runs it down and passing shot by nadal. match point in the fourth set and novak double fault. nadal se

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he would be my dennis miller.aol -- well, i'm not up against cspa cspan2 at 3:00 in the morning. you're on to something with the rocketettes thing. gary writes -- don't worry, gary, i won't. tina e-mails -- >> neil: alas, teena, there are some on the planet who do not give fox business network. it's my greatest challenge, my greatest duty to pass it on to you. so the world would be as smart as you. so the world could get this network, that moves this network, that now is conquering the world. alas, not everyone, not everyone has it. >> they should demand it. since you are giving out the business, i'm cooking up the business to give them the business. yep. so, i got it all cooking up here. nice and hot. you know, snore what does this have to do with what i said about getting fox business? >> you give them the business on fox news. cooking up the bes

. >> the family may have no one has a better than dennis miller who qualified for the u.s. open for the first time at the age of 42. >> you cannot script anything like that. there are other qualifiers. the three other qualifiers and they're not getting near the amount of attention and i am. >> not everyone is qualifier was caught on television. his dramatic gravity defying putt that he did not see drop has earned him instant celebrity status on the golf course. >> it is incredible to see the guys in the locker room and all that stuff in the guys that actually recognize me by that clipped, tiger woods said " nice putt " and that means a lot to me. >> he tried and failed a dozen previous times to qualify for the open, now that he is finally in he has been getting a lot of advice. >> do not get wrapped up in excitement. that is impossible. it is overwhelming, with all the attention that i have received, with media coverage. and to interact with all of the guys that are on the tour, it is incredible. >> he has been easy to spot this week. he has been wearing his 49ers have ever

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the 14 year-old andy chang was 9 over, but the qualifier, dennis miller, he beat him by one stroke. not good for those too. i think that it is pretty hard to overshadow a major golf tournaments but the giants pitcher did that last night was a perfect game, he got awesome defense behind him. >> a long run ... and he is going to dive, and he makes the catch. >> is feels awesome. i never expected that i would catch it but i did and it was great. >> on the ground, there is, from deep, got him. and that is a perfect game!. >> it felt like the world series but even louder and crazier. every strike they were going nuts. it was truly amazing. i have never had that much excitement with every pitch and every strike and every swing. >> just a spectator today in the series finale against houston. parisi know in some trouble in the third, bases loaded. he hammers the 84 m.p.h. pitch into the bleachers. that is a grand slam. he had no control allowing five runs in five innings dropping to second straight in the division. the giants lose 6/3. the a's trying to complete a sweep. in the third brando

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dennis looking at the office's past. he also wants to see his record as an officer. rodney miller lives next-door to la board. >> we never heard arguments. it was him and his wife and young child but i never heard any arguments. >> reporter: no one answered the door. the kids playing basketball in his driveway are certain he wouldn't mind. for the mother down the street who is now missing her youngest child even officer la board is in her prayers when the grief becomes too much. >> one of the prayers that were lifted up was on behalf of the officer. whatever is ailing him that be healed. >> reporter: and funeral and viewing arrangements for christopher brown have been set. to see that information log on to our web site abc2news.com. cheryl connor abc 2 news. >>> baltimore city police are looking for this man 35-year- old joseph apparently jumped a fence and ran away from his work crew detail. police say he was in the pats son park area wearing a gray correctional center jumpsuit. he's about 6 feet tall ways just over 200 pounds. viars is serving a year for second degree assault. i

. >> dennis in vancouver, you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> hi, steph. >> hi. >> the nra ise go hunting and that but they have lost that goal as an organization -- >> yeah. >> all you have to do is look at their board of directors and people like ted nugent -- >> yeah. >> and senator larry craig from idaho was on their board of directors. and they do nothing for the hunters and fishers of idaho -- >> yeah they are a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists over at the nra anymore. >> well, you need a wide stance when you in shooting range -- >> well if you like a lot of recoil. >> if you like things that go off in your hand? what? tyler go ahead. >> that plumber commercial call said the holocaust was caused by -- >> yes. >> that thing is stupid and wrong. the holocaust has nothing to do with gun control. more gun control would have done little to hurt them. and no one knew anyone was being killed off until it was too late. and the holocaust began in 1933 with a systemic persecution of jews and others. just like the republicans are doing now to gays women, and anyone who is not a