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and saturday night live dennis miller the difference is that evil people have plans they always have a plan good people don't have plans or missions or agendas we just stumble through life think it will all treat each other right if given the chance even people have dry raise boards and power point presentations and i pad app to keep track of just how evil is coming along and whether it needs an evil course correction because this quarter's evil is three percent lower than last quarter's evil good people don't have plants good people have donuts in saddam it's just. all right you one example there is an organization that consists of america's top business leaders getting together with government officials behind closed doors during those these clandestine meetings the state governments across the country are told exactly which laws to enact in order to turn the nation into a far right wing a hellhole would looks and smells like rush limbaugh is bad. yeah get that image out of your head it's called alec which contrary to popular belief does not stand for a whole is leaving everyt

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these are playing soccer getting fat. >> if you love dennis miller, is it an hour of you straight?look at his muscles. >> what are we doing? we're on the subway train in french connection. [ laughter ] >> look at the guys laughing. you put a top hat on that. >> that's my favorite part of the show. he's really my co-host. >> take it easy. >> listen, you do a full hour by by yourself or is o'reilly -- >> no, i close out o'reilly and sing white sisters. >> great number. we'll have to dub that in. ♪ ♪ ♪ sisters, sisters, there were never such def vvoted sisters ♪ it's called america 180. we've gotten so smart we don't use our heads anymore. >> does it bother you? a wise man i know here at fnc your give a blank meter changes. you careless. >> i'm not ancient but i am 60 and i don't care if i'm thought of as an out liar. i have to call bs on certain things. >> call bs you shall. the special premiering june 13th at 8:00 p.m. >> say bielo use will take on te veterans administration. >> good to see you. >> good to see you. >>> coming up, word of a secret summit but between the new york time

earlier this week i sat down with radio talk show host and median dennis miller for his reaction on that >> that's o'reilly. >> you know jane fonda, do you circulate in the same circle? >> she was a great barberalla. she made sense to me then. >> the thing about jane is, i don't know her, but from afar i should say this. any time a woman, she is a strong women and i see her parroting the moves of her old man all of the time. she is married to roger badene, a tabletop dancer at hotel and she marries and she is sitting on a gun then marries ted turner i see her with the chop things on her hand. whatever your old man is into you are into. to me when ted turner says i want you to come down and wear a ball tap acap and a foam finger. you say i am jane fonda you are ted turner you lead the buffalo eating. don't be an idiot. >> she has to understand that. >> we have been talking about they didn't want condi rice at the rutgers didn't want ali. >> somebody come against mandated political activists and of course married for 12-year-olds. >> the only way she will be kicked out of ucla she will fin

dennis miller running around new york city this might be a good time to keep the children indoors.. bill performed in lake jackson saturday night. >> that makes sense. that explains it. >> it's a different thing, i do 35 minutes, he does and i take q and a. >> he doesn't do standup. >> no. >> he's a funny cat. >> you know, i've been called a cat since 1967. factor tip of the day, catch miller and me live in south dakota july 25th and north dakota the next night, the 26th and shows in boston, philadelphia, west virginia and las vegas. you should come see us. you won't be disappointed. >> the mail. you showed your true bigotry. would you have made such a comment if a man showed up looking like a jew? if a man spoke in hebrew, i would say he looks like a gee wish person, dave and i have no problem saying it. o'reilly, you're losing it. do the du"duck dynasty" people look like muslims? i don't think they thanked allah. would you be happy if robert bergdahl said thank you jesus? if he did, i would say he sounds like a christian. got it, can we stop the non-sense now? don hayward, massac

and saturday night live dennis miller the difference is that evil people have plans they always have a plan good people don't have plans or missions or agendas we just stumble through life think it will all treat each other right if given the chance even people have dry raise boards and power point presentations and i pad app to keep track of just how evil is coming along and whether it needs an evil course correction because this quarter's evil is three percent lower than last quarter's evil good people don't have plants good people have don't know it's in saddam it's just don't know. all right he was.

also tonight, dennis miller on a new poll that says fox

. >> dennis miller in pink, everyone. er fresher show friday july 25th on friday. mount rushmore that day. looking forward to that. >> can i be there. >> you can. miller is going to be there)fp, too. >> obama is there with his eyes closed. >> fargo, july 26th: martha maccallum on deck. social media may convict sergeant bergdahl for high crimes. we will present the evidence when we come back. ♪ ♪ yeah ♪ don't stop now, come on mony ♪ come on, yeah ♪ i say yeah ♪ yeah ♪ yeah ♪ yeah ♪ yeah ♪ yeah ♪ yeah ♪ 'cause you make me feel ♪ like a pony ♪ so good ♪ like a pony ♪ so good ♪ like a pony [ male announcer ] the sentra with bose audio and nissanconnect technology. spread your joy. nissan. innovation that excites. ♪ mony mony innovation that excites. trwith secure wifie for your business. it also comes with public wifi for your customers. not so with internet from the phone company. i would email the phone company to inquire as to why they have shortchanged these customers. but that would require wifi. switch to comcast busine

in iraq, these weapons have killed more than 132 americans, including 21-year-old five at dennis miller. >> they were in ramadi and his tank was hit with an rpg. he never knew what hit him. >> 16 months ago, commanders in iraq began asking for help, sending the pentagon urgent request for a new system to counter rpg's. >> what you remember about that? >> these were the best pieces we ever did very it >> and you want an emmy award in 2007 for this. this is one of the more shameful incidents that we investigate involving the pentagon, another one involved body armor. some people were taking liberties with body armor testing. here you had, basically, a system that the israelis had figured out, which was a fairly advanced stage there. in an effort to try these on three tanks in iraq. they were given a demonstration to just see if they would work and it was blocked by the army because they were protecting raytheon. it got to the inherent corruption in the pentagon's contracting system. sadly, it is a continuing story, either because of outlying corruption or just coziness with contractors. h

dennis miller will be on tomorrow. mad as hell on thursday. mad as hell on foxnews.com.f we want to hear about it. again, thanks for watching us tonight. miss megan up next. i'm bill o'reilly. please remember the spin stops right here because we are definitely looking out for you.

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also tonight, dennis miller on a new poll that says fox

also tonight, dennis miller on a new poll that says fox news, the most trusted media agency in the country addition, a factor exclusive talk with an american who was captured by the taliban. caution, you are about to enter the no spin zone. the factor begins right now. ♪ ♪ >>> i'm bill o'reilly, thanks for watching us tonight. is there a tea party resurgence over illegal immigration? that is the subject of this evening's talking points memo. eric cantor lost big last night to a tea party candidate david brat in virginia. the race was not even close. believe mr. cantor alienated republican voters because of his stance on immigration. talking points does not believe that was the primary reason for mr. cantor's defeat. cantor served in the house for 13 years but has become very unpopular in his district. in fact, 499% of republican voters disapproved of him before the primary yesterday. it's hard to know why. but there is one interesting item that may be telling. mr. cantor's campaign spent almost $170,000 eating in steakhouses. mr. brat's campaign spent over $200,000 on everything. that's al

dennis miller will be on tomorrow. mad as hell on thursday. mad as hell on foxnews.com.to hear about it. again, thanks for watching us tonight. miss megan up next. i'm bill o'reilly. please remember the spin stops right here because we are definitely looking out for you. >>> breaking tonight, this is the busiest election day yet on the primary calendar and the polls have just closed in new mexico and south dakota. eight states holding elections today. the two most watched races weigh directly on fight for control of the u.s. senate. one is in iowa where republicans would love to turn the seat from d to r. the other in mississippi where incumbent cochran is trying to fend off tea party favorite chris mcdaniels. we're monitoring the returns. we'll have an update in moments. >>> but we begin with dramatic new developments breaking tonight in the political firestorm over what

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dennis. if you questions for miller, e-mail them. thanks for watching us tonight. ms. megyn is next. i' you can hear babies in the background we understand temperatures inside reached 90 degrees making things worse it's meant to hold less than 500 people, but on any given day, agents are seeing as many as 1300 illegal immigrants. in another area, you can see every inch of available space appears to be filled. rows of girls, little children, reports that these illegal immigrants wait for days, sometimes more than a week, with access to portable toilets but no showers. farther down the hall way, more agents standing by. one with a mask and gloves and through the windows you can see even more people. packed into these tiny little rooms. this, folks is the united states of america. arizona is another state seeing influx of illegal immigrants the governor there called on congress to help. my next guest says he toured one of these facilities. he says what he saw was pitiful. president of the phoenix based progressive christian coalition. a democratic congressional candidate in arizona than

dennis. if you questions for miller, e-mail them. thanks for watching us tonight. ms. megyn is next. i'm bill o'reilly. the spin stops here, we're definitely looking out for you. > >>>. >>> breaking tonight, how the feds are trying to keep the crisis. welcome to the "kelly file" everyone i'm megyn kelly. all week long we've been reporting on thousands of unaccompanied children crossing illegally into the united states in a crisis that critics say was created by the president's own policies. while the feds have pushed back in attempts to photograph these overwhelmed check points, t"the washington post" obtained cell phone video that it says was taken inside a boarder patrol station in mcallen, texas. this is the first view. you see agents at a desk, look at this, inside a garage holding area, some with masks and a video pans to the an area marked with yellow police tape. look at this. we understand the people inside that area are sick. the flimsy yellow tape is the only thing separating them from expecting mothers and young children. you can hear babies crying in the background. and y

dennis. if you questions for miller, e-mail them. thanks for watching us tonight. ms. megyn is next.efinitely looking out for you. > >>>. >>> breaking tonight, how the feds are trying to keep the crisis. welcome to the "kelly file" everyone i'm megyn kelly. all week long we've been reporting on thousands of unaccompanied children crossing illegally into the united states in a crisis that critics say was created by the president's own policies. while the feds have pushed back in attempts to photograph these overwhelmed check points, t"the washington post" obtained cell phone video that it says was taken inside a boarder patrol station in mcallen, te

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prosecutors say amir miller shot and killed an dry yella on dennie street in nicetown last month. also, upper darby bus driver, has a court appearance on child endangerment charges. police say that he kick more than a dozen students off his bus bencause he could in the find their stops. >>> and new jersey governor chris christie hosts a town hall today in haddon height camden county. is there a hearing in trenton on governor's plan to use pension fund to balance the state budget. >>> latest now in the writ even house rape investigation. ct are now checking to see if the suspect's dna is linked to any other unsolve rape cases in the area. milton mateo garcia is charged with attacking a woman near 19th and spruce saturday morning. in this video police say you can see garcia stalk and then grab the 26 year-old victim while she walked home. he is accused of forcing her into her apartment where he beat, raped her, stole her keys ape cell phone. it was that phone that helped police make that arrest. detectives used a tracking app to trace to it garcia's south philadelphia home at eight

amir miller shot and killed a man outside a north philadelphia bar. it allegedly happened last in month on the 2,000 block of dennie street in nicetown. that hooting was part of the violent weekend in philadelphia during which two other men were shot and thin killed. >>> rodolph churchville will be in court, the 51 year-old is accused of murdering two women in philadelphia in 1989. authorities say dna testing helped them solve the cold cases nearly 25 years after the murders. both of the victims had been strangled. >>> pension reform is on the agenda at this morning's town hall meeting with new jersey governor chris christie. he is meeting with residents the atlantic avenue school in haddon heights at 11:30. governor has come under fire in his decision to cut the decision to cut fund in the pension fund. unions oppose the plan and filed suit. is there a hearing in that case in trenton this morning. >>> we're also learning governor christie could have a new you bridge problem on his hand, sources say there is an investigation into the the port authority paying for $2 billion in repairs to the bridge near newark. gov

and so i think the millers perhaps were a little less atypical than is being suggested. >> talk about what happened with dennismarx in georgia. marx was a man unknown to us and tell he attacked the forsyth county courthouse. from what the police are saying, he's a self-described sovereign citizen, a subset within the patriot movement, people who believe the federal government has no right to impose its laws, it's tax laws and so on. i've not seen any of the documentation supporting the idea that he is a sovereign citizen. but certainly, yet some kind of political motive. he apparently intended to storm into the courthouse to take hostages. and from there we really don't know. he was killed. there's no real manifesto left behind to explain his actions. it does seem to be a part of his upsurge with -- this upsurge we're seeing by patriot groups or people on the radical right in general. there was another very similar case the day before. last thursday, in new brunswick, canada, of all places, where a canadian with very extreme ideas about gun ownership similar to the militias here in the united three actually mu