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joining us now from l.a., the sage of southern california, dennis miller.bal warming to the prostitution industry. did you ever think you would see it? >> well, of course billy. sure. look what it did to al gore? he turned into a prostitute for it. some people sell their bodies. some people sell their souls. but i'm telling you that moron is not going to get happy until we have a carbon tax at that point sticking with the prosecution thing screwed the moment they get the carbon tax. >> that is a big deal because the left want to eliminate fossil fuels and i do too but i don't want to ruin the economy and take people's livelihoods away from them in the process. i think we have to develop the alternative fuels and when they are ready replace the fossil fuels but when you are right. >> wind power is going to work billy. my car now, i have hooked a beanie copper hat to it a cable and ran it to by battery. i put it on my dog's head. he leans out the window and powers the car. alternative fuels are great. at this point we need a big honking dinosaur mausoleum we

dennis miller everybody.-man and i are looking forward to seeing everybody this coming saturday evening. the santa ana star theater. don't be a pinhead show there going to be a blast. martha maccallum on deck. taco bell versus mcdonald's. big fast food war moments >>> back of the book segment tonight, did you see that? featuring mcdonald's versus taco bell. very disturbing story out of orange county, california 20-year-old faced 25 years in prison convicted of sexually assaulting a 3-year-old girl. but the judge in the case mark kelly busted down the mandatory sentence to 10 years. citing cruel and unusual punishment. joining us now martha maccallum you see her 9:00 in the morning. how could a california judge bust down a maximum sentence? >> he can't. the d.a. is going to appeal this decision. >> can't, right? >> he says he absolutely doesn't have the jurisdiction to do that the law in california is that the two crimes that he was convicted of, which were sodomy and a lewd act, we are talking about a 3-year-

dennis miller on this network. put dennis miller on the comedy central chair over there. decisions? >> i don't know make parts in china and comedians in south africa. neil, get ahold of it make it in america man, come on. neil: while i have you here menendez and new jersey is upside down. >> it is. senator menendez is going to fight like a pit bull. he doesn't go down. neil: you think he's facing this wrath because he took on the administration. >> we've been saying on the radio for months. we saw this coming for years. as soon as he went against president obama and iran president obama is in my opinion anti-israel. menendez is a great, great supporter of the stata of israel. he went against cuba, once cuba broke. neil: he's serious about that. >> you shouldn't have opened up diplomatic ties with cuba. menendez backed cuban constituency and obama threw him under the bus. house of cards, man. neil: senator piscopo. >> my producer did a facebook page. i don't know. neil: i think you and steve forbes have the most recognizable names in jersey. there was somebody to confirm t

dennis miller, everybody. there he is. martha maccallum on duck.correspondent have an invitation for >>> back of the book segment tonight did you see that? 61-year-old doug hughes under arrest in washington after he flew a gyro copter on to the lawn of the u.s. capitol today. now to tell us why he did that mismartha maccallum who anchors a co-at 9 a.m. eastern time. >> did you see that was right a gyro copter flying across the capitol lawn. it didn't get too far across the lawn at 2:00 today it went down today, it went down. and they prompted arrested doug hughes, he's a mailman, 61, married, four children, no criminal record -- >> where's he from? >> tampa. >> he's a floridian. why is doug disrupting everything? why is he doing it? >> doug has a website. and he's outraged about campaign finance reform. >> campaign finance reform. >> and you know what a lot of people agree with him. >> is it possible that doug was just delivering the mail? >> doug said he was not terrorizing anyone. 535 letters to congress. and he felt the only way to get attention

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. >> with us is dennis miller. >> what is this thing you comment on my sexuality before i go on. >> straightas the drug world. you are not -- like willie. >> i can't believe he is spilling that he is worried about his phone taps -- calls being tapped call me gay on here. willie smokes a lot of dope, doesn't he? he is committed to the dope. you get the feeling if you were at malakini went scuba diving he would put hash in the tank fill his lungs while off the reef: i got a name for the chain of stores he is eventually going to have. i would call them since it's sort of like starbucks for pot. starbucks up. i'm all starbucked up. if he goes in. you order an ounce, you can get a full nelson. half ounce is a half nelson. quarter ounce is a little willie. the guy is 8 years old i tell you this, when he gets to heaven. it's going to be little cloudier up there than it is now. i know you are not going to come out with a line of factor weed but i would encourage you to come out with a line of don't be a pinhead or pot head shirt. don't be a pinhead or a pot head. >> willie is 81 years old and he is

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. >> dennis miller. >> what if dennis miller said these things?s at a different stage in his career. comedians have gotten if trouble and lost jobs because of going over a line that's either set by the public or management. it does happen. i don't think this quite pin the needle back that much in this case but i do think when you compare it to what we thought about the guy the day before and what an interesting choice -- >> not a good start. >> thank you. >>> coming up we will talk to senator elizabeth warren on set. plus there is time at know your event in philadelphia. she will be among a pack lineup of all the guests. find information at msnbc.com/know your value. we'll be right back. street. return on investment isn't the only return i'm looking forward to. for some every dollar is earned with sweat, sacrifice, courage. which is why usaa is honored to help our members with everything from investing for retirement to saving for college. our commitment to current and former military members and their families is without equal. start investing wi

and this is dennis miller from the dekalb county counter and this is a 69-year-old, found about 10:00 and she was found in a residence, in a bathroom and for those of you have fame with tornados -- familiar with tornados sweeping through your part of the country, bathrooms are considered safe and you hear about people trying to get into a bathtub and that may have been what 69-year-old jacqueline closa was trying to do and found about 10:00 a.m. this morning inside of her residence in a bathroom. chef was last spoken -- she was last spoken to by her sister last night and heading into the shower and trying to wait out the storm and her house was struck and lived next door to the other victim who was identified as a 67-year-old man. thank you very much miguel almaguer joining us from illinois. >>> and more news this hour a kansas man arrested for trying to detonate a bomb outside of a army bomb. in fort riley, it was given to him. he faces a weapon of mass destruction charge. >>> and hillary clinton planning to launch her run for the white house. two sources close to her said she will a

dennis miller was the second choice, but he got hung out by an illegal nanny technicality. isn't that what the confirmation process is all about here in washington? weeding out the truly qualified to get to the truly available. >> first of all, can we talk about jon stewart's hair? he looked amazing right there. dl, for our viewers who didn't see this earlier, you were asked to host during president bush and you said no, because they wanted to see your jokes. >> right. but i don't think you'd be able to tell jokes -- >> well, colbert did. >> and you saw how people laughed. i love how he attacked health care.gov. peaches & herb have more friends than that. but the fact that he could take it so well. that's his signature piece of legislation. >> he didn't take that one well. >> he took it well. >> i thought he looked unnerved. >> and i think the idea that you can really take people to task for the things that -- listen, regardless of what people think about that, that is what this president, that's his signature piece of legislation, and they attacked it. >> if you were headl

dennis miller was the second choice, but he got hung out by an illegal nanny technicality.cess is about? weeding out the trowuly qualifi to get to the truly available. >> can we talk about jon stewart's hair? he looked amazing right there. d.l. hughley, you were asked to host during president bush and you said no, because they wanted to see your jokes. >> right. i don't think you would be able to tell jokes like -- >> colbert did. >> he did and you saw how people didn't laugh. but i love that he attacked obama's signature, that healthcare.gov, they had 176,000 people. the fact that he could take it so well and the fact that he really -- that is his signature -- >> he didn't take that one well. >> he took it well. i thought he took it very well. >> he looked a little unnerved. >> the idea that you can take people to task for the things -- listen, regardless of what people think about that, that is what this president, that is his signature piece of legislation. >> if you were headlining tonight, what is your opening line? >> i probably couldn't say it here. >> why? this is c

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