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what says dennis miller?ing, that thing has bothered me since janet jackson, the little bubblelike, got to keep your hands free to articulate. i like guys who stand at a podium, hold something. that whole i am george jetson and you got to listen to me because i got stuck in traffic in santa monica and now i am going to build a tunnel all the way downtown la and you are going to help me pay for it, i find subsidized genius tires him at some point. stuart: i think i am more typically american than you are. that is saying a lot. >> you see elon musk and i wonder what his beauty protocol is. stuart: you know about heartbreaks. i am coming up on one. >> have a good one. good to see you. stuart: we will be back. ♪ i love getting more for less. that's why this control enthusiast rents from national. where i can skip the counter... ...and choose any car in the aisle. on average, four out of every five rentals at national is a free upgrade. getting a full-size and paying for a mid-size? ♪ whoa, oh, whoa, whoa, lovin'

dennis miller is undoubtedly the funniest man alive today. a little exaggeration, perhaps. h fun with his perspectives. hope you have him back. and this from paul: only dennis miller can tell it his way, and he is right about colleges being totally taken over by a minority of liberal snowflakes. i asked him, ash -- >> yes. stuart: do you make this up beforehand? have you got a script? >> right. uart: no. just bang, bang, bang -- >> stream of consciousness. he is so clever, so funny, and he was spot on. you said what are you doing these days? he said, actually, i work on college campuses as a lifeguard in safe spaces saving students from drowning in their own b.s. [laughter] which i thought was hilarious. stuart: how do they come up with that? >> he was hilarious on monday night football. probably not a good fit for that, but he was hilarious. i love his perspective on all this. he's absolutely spot on. stuart: yep. and by the way, we are hoping to have dennis miller back. ing and we'll be back after this. stuart: much is being made of business leaders who do not approve of p

comedian dennis miller is with us this morning. n over there and here, too. what say you? >> listen, being introduced as a comedian in a segment like this is antithetical. i'm just a citizen of the world looking and i'm a bit of a pragmatist, and i would say to theresa may you think, you think on a saturday night when young people are crossing one of the most known, you know, vistas in london, the london bridge and three kids pull up in a car and start stabbing one woman ten times. people jump into the river to get away, go across, go into restaurants, cut people's throats, do you think you have to step up now? for god sakes, churchill must be turning over in his grave like the rotating license plate on barnes aston martin. how has it gotten this far, theresa may? goodness! i think there was 20,000 cop jobs taken away. we've gotten to the point where the one guys on the bridge fighting with a baton. this is absolute insanity. you have to right away go get the people on the watch list and do an fdr. fdr went too far when he put 120,0