much less about a character doing the news and by the time you got to dennis miller it was dennis miller being a character it was about them speaking their minds. >> a st. patricks day was held and for the first time in the century a homosexual marked. >> every host brought their own personality to it. >> this is the fake news. >> times have changed since i first sat behind this desk. i use to be the only pretty blonde woman reading the fake news. now there's a whole network devoted to that. >> news is such a joke in and of itself nowky see why shows like "the updates" has survived. now that news is entertainment you're watching "weekend update" for news. >> it probably should have stayed -- the news should have kept getting better and better but "weekend update" made a transition into the news. >> there are some parents into home schooling children because they believe mandated vaccines are unsafe. this leads to other news, dying of polio. >> cutting through the bull [ bleep ] of it the way the regular news can't do. >> the daley show with john stewart aives on the scene when tradition

and if was dennis miller, it was about dennis miller.ut them speaking their minds. >> new york city st. patrick's day parade was yesterday and for the first name the march was a gaelic thing. >> i'm norm mcdonald and this is the fake news. >> things have changed since i started. i used to be the only pretty blonde doing the network news. now there's a whole network doing that. >> i can see why things like weekend update survived. the thought of funny news was what made it so appealing back when news was serious. now that news is entertainment, you're watching weekend update for news. >> probably not great that that transition happened. i probably should have stayed, the news should have kept getting better and better. but weekend update made a transition into the news. >> there's a growing trend among parents over vaccination. this is expected to lead to another trend, dying of polio. >> they have the ability to cut into things and cut through the bull [ bleep ] of it and in way the regular news can't do. >> "the daily show" with jon ste

i was watching dennis miller's 1994 monologue for the ninth time, i realized, peyton, what are you doingdon't have to be in control of every single thing anymore. this shot looks a little tight, ross, can we pop out a little bit. i don't need to be worried about all the details. bob, lights go to red. back to blue. i'm not calling any plays tonight. meticulous preparation is what helped me win a couple super bowls and a few mvp awards, hold for applause. bigger applause, bigger applause. yeah. this is a party, star wide. and i am the host of this party, star white. i love that the chicago cubs finally won the world series after 108 years. i mean, that's even more impressive than two years ago when the denver broncos defense won the super bowl while carrying me. dominant, that kevin durant told me he wants to play for them next year. right now, my only rivals are in the insurance game. and i play for team nationwide. and i got to compete with flo from progressive, mr. discount double-check, aaron rogers and that damn aflac duck. i know people think i do too many commercials, but i want to

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bit time you got to dennis miller, it was doesn't nis miller.wasn't about character, it was them speaking their minds. >> the slt pt. patrick's day pa and for the first time a homosexual contingent marched. >> it is this thing that's constantly changing. >> i'm norm macdonald and this is the fake news. >> times have changed since i first sat behind this desk. for example, i used to be the only pretty blond reading fake news. now there's a whole network. >> now that i can see why things like weekend update have survived. the thought of funny news was what made it so appealing back when news was serious. now that news is entertainment, you're watching weekend update for news. >> he's probably not great that tradition happened. probably should have stayed -- the news should have kept getting better and better but weekend update definitely made a transition into the news. >> there's a growing trend in some parents toward home schooling children because they believe mandated vaccinations are unsafe. this is expected to lead to another new trend, dyin

a little more on this, let's bring in dennis miller lloyd, host of "dennis and judy" 105 under fm channels a couple different ways depending on how you want the story to look. the photographer who got the photo had a home run. had a hunch the governor would be there, even though against the backdrop of the entire island being empty, and he had a great picture. that newspaper goes after christie routinely. where was that photographer when they are bringing their place there last year? they did not get a picture of that. not here to defend the governor. he has a brother, who has a beachfront home three towns north of there. he could've called uncle todd and said, listen. uncle todd, we cannot go to island beach state park, can we go to yours? it will look -- the optics are not good. uncle todd, we are coming over. when you go to the jersey shore, you have to have a plan b. i have kids. whenever there's a crowded town, we go to another town. he should have taken another. >> leland: what is the issue here? as good as a job as brian did, and i admire the full throated defense. it is any commun

by the time you got to dennis m miller it was about them speaking their minds. >> they were saying paradehe first time in history homosexuals continue to march so it is a gay lick thing. >> every anchor brought its own personality. it is constantly changing. >> i'm norm mcdonald and this is the fake news. >> times have changed since i first sat behind this desk. i used to be the only pretty blond woman reading the fake news now there's a whole network devoted it to that. >> news is a joke i can see why things like weekend update have survived. the thought of funny news made it appealing when news was serious now news is entertainment you watch weekend update for news. >> it's probably not great that transition happened. it probably should have been the news kept getting better and better but we can update definitely made a transition into the news. >> there's a growing trend among some parents towards home schooling children because they believe mandated publications for young children are unsafe. another expected new trend dieing polio. >> they cut through the bull [ bleep ] in a way the