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joining me, dennis miller. i feel like i'm on the tea cups in disneyland. >> you did a really good monologue. that's not easy to do. it's turning into moral giants like comey and andy mccabe scream i'm rubber, you are glue. i think -- it's delicious. i think things are starting to turn now. i think you will see these guys -- you know, obviously you have to take care of yourself. for the first time i would say it could get interesting if they refer charges. we have to hope sessions takes a few moments off from thinking he saw a puddy cat. but it's moving down the road it's interesting to watch. kennedy: james comey said he thought she was going to be president, everyone thought she was going to be president. if she had been elected do you think we would have known of this level of corruption? >> no, but in an odd way i don't think she had a chance of being elected. something about their certainty about it was almost like what stopped it from happening. nobody wants to look like they are looking up. it's like whe

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i'll explain why bernie is a nut job in the monologue next and dennis miller is here with reaction. >s we're awaiting a live look inside the president's first initial state dinner. let's toast coming up. let's toast coming up. stay here. today we're out here with some big news. let's toast coming up. stay here. jardiance is the only type 2 diabetes pill proven to both significantly reduce the chance of dying from a cardiovascular event in adults who have type 2 diabetes and heart disease... ...and lower your a1c. wow. jardiance can cause serious side effects including dehydration. this may cause you to feel dizzy, faint, or lightheaded, or weak upon standing. ketoacidosis is a serious side effect that may be fatal. symptoms include nausea, vomiting, stomach pain, tiredness, and trouble breathing. stop taking jardiance and call your doctor right away if you have symptoms of ketoacidosis or an allergic reaction. symptoms of an allergic reaction include rash, swelling, and difficulty breathing or swallowing. do not take jardiance if you are on dialysis or have severe kidney problems. oth

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i'll explain why bernie is a nut job in the monologue next and dennis miller is here with reaction. >>> plus we're awaiting a live look inside the president's first initial state dinner. let's toast coming up. stay here. with one a day men's. ♪ get ready for the wild life .. kennedy: bernie sanders is running for president. how do i know? because he brought out the miningless proposal that gairn tease the federal government will give you a job and you will get benefits and at least $15 and never be fired just like any other government job. what does a rational person ask when you hear something that's too good to be true? how do you pay for it? but all b.s. needs is some traction until 2020. other presidential hopefuls are dipping their toes into the river so they can buy other people's dumb votes with your smart money. gillibrand and cory booker also have jobs plans. who decides where the great free jobs come from? and who gets them? as soon as the phoney do-gooders start playing god with the job market the highway will be on the road to hell. how about not free housing, food, cars,

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dennis now one third seed alexanders of revis through to the third round of the monte carlo masters the german who had received a first round bye struggled early on in his match against shields miller sever was set down for a rally to win the match four six six three six two and more than two. it was a similar story for foresee grigor dimitrov in his first round match the ball garion had to come from a set down to beat his unseated opponent here he was he there after losing the first set demitra found this game and won the next two to close at the beach. and that's all useful for now more later some residents going to be here in a couple of minutes with board all the stores i wrote about this and thanks for being on. the sky which should be no borders up here with only horizons. as an airline we don't believe in boundaries we believe in bringing people together the world is better that way. it is a rowing football of us to go where we need to go to feel the things we want to feel. to see the people we want to see. that's why we'll continue to fly the skies providing you with everything we can and treating everyone how they deserve to be treated we do this because we know the troubl

dennis now on third seed alexander's of revis through to the third round of the monte carlo masters the german who had received a first round bye struggled early on in this match against shields miller so what he set down to win the match four six six three six two in a more than two hour. it was a similar story for foresee grigor dimitrov in his first round match the ball garion had to come from a set down to beat his unseated opponent here there after losing the first set demitra found this game and won the next two to close up of each. and i'll tell you sport for now more later. and i'll be back in a couple of minutes by phone. getting to the heart of the matter if well stuff i can see the turkish cypriot leader calls you today and says let's have talks would you accept facing realities what do you think reunification of look like there are two people think the peace for unification is the only option for prosperity of south korea hear their story on talk to al jazeera the street is quiet the signal is given. out it's oh it's safe to walk to school last year there are more than thirty meters in this community in one month the police say this area is a red zone one of several in s